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(Daily Express)   Kremlin says Putin will "soon" pay a visit to the frontlines of the war in Ukraine. Every Ukrainian sniper, drone operator, and HIMARS crew thinks that is a GREAT idea (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Russia, Vladimir Putin, Russian leader, late February, President Putin, Kremlin Press Secretary Dmitry Peskov, Russia's invasion, Belarus  
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800 clicks; posted to Politics » and Main » on 05 Dec 2022 at 12:35 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-05 11:02:12 AM  
He's been drafted?
 
2022-12-05 11:23:46 AM  
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pack your bags boys, war's over......
 
2022-12-05 11:30:03 AM  
In two weeks?

/Or, will it be him visiting the front lines because they've been pushed back to Moscow?
 
2022-12-05 11:34:47 AM  
Don't bother, Putin, Front lines will come to you.
 
2022-12-05 11:52:37 AM  
I think Putin has just as much to fear from his own soldiers/people - probably more.
 
2022-12-05 11:55:38 AM  
He's just looking for clean pants
 
2022-12-05 11:59:10 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image 425x239]

pack your bags boys, war's over......


They have a special gun for these occasions:
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/can punch through the armor plate of an APC and still kill the driver
 
2022-12-05 12:01:14 PM  
Russia does know that pretty much every inch of the front lines is being monitored by US spy satellites, right?
 
2022-12-05 12:25:03 PM  
So, what did Pooty's look-alike do to piss him off?
 
2022-12-05 12:26:15 PM  

Magorn: SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image 425x239]

pack your bags boys, war's over......

They have a special gun for these occasions:
[i0.wp.com image 634x988]

/can punch through the armor plate of an APC and still kill the driver


Is that the 50 cal that they've been hitting people with up to 2 miles out? I would not want to be on the receiving end of that would turn you right inside out
 
2022-12-05 12:32:04 PM  

SpaceMonkey-66: Magorn: SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image 425x239]

pack your bags boys, war's over......

They have a special gun for these occasions:
[i0.wp.com image 634x988]

/can punch through the armor plate of an APC and still kill the driver

Is that the 50 cal that they've been hitting people with up to 2 miles out? I would not want to be on the receiving end of that would turn you right inside out


.57 cal actually (Russian chambered), but yeah
 
2022-12-05 12:38:27 PM  
Yeah, he's going to visit a sound stage with a green screen, cowardly fark that he is.
 
2022-12-05 12:38:48 PM  
This may be the biggest "please proceed" of all time.
 
2022-12-05 12:40:29 PM  

Magorn: SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image 425x239]

pack your bags boys, war's over......

They have a special gun for these occasions:
[i0.wp.com image 634x988]

/can punch through the armor plate of an APC and still kill the driver


Jesus, I finally get the ammosexuals.  I'm slightly scaroused right now.
 
2022-12-05 12:40:42 PM  
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Hope you don't make your photoshop crew work overtime on Christmas Eve.

Eh, fark em.
 
2022-12-05 12:40:53 PM  
He better bring a change of pants, just in case.
 
2022-12-05 12:41:13 PM  
Poopy-Pants won't leave his bunker. He's just going to send an ugly short bald guy so that guy can get shot in the head instead.
 
2022-12-05 12:41:27 PM  
Ukraine should build stairs at every border.
 
2022-12-05 12:41:32 PM  

SpaceMonkey-66: Magorn: SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image 425x239]

pack your bags boys, war's over......

They have a special gun for these occasions:
[i0.wp.com image 634x988]

/can punch through the armor plate of an APC and still kill the driver

Is that the 50 cal that they've been hitting people with up to 2 miles out? I would not want to be on the receiving end of that would turn you right inside out


Probably one of the more painless ways to go in Ukraine right now.
 
2022-12-05 12:41:38 PM  
From TFA:

The survey, commissioned by the Kremlin itself, found that 55 percent of respondents backed peace talks with Ukraine while 25 percent wanted the war to continue.

And those 55% signed their name "Alanski Smitheeovich".
 
2022-12-05 12:42:33 PM  

RyansPrivates: Yeah, he's going to visit a sound stage with a green screen, cowardly fark that he is.



Yeah, something like that.

More likely just some cold, wet patch of ground 'somewhere' with important-looking soldiers standing around or sitting in a tent looking at photos and maps.

It'll be staged.
 
2022-12-05 12:43:03 PM  

Magorn: SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image 425x239]

pack your bags boys, war's over......

They have a special gun for these occasions:
[i0.wp.com image 634x988]

/can punch through the armor plate of an APC and still kill the driver


That's badass, like the old Boys ATR.
 
2022-12-05 12:43:44 PM  

mrshowrules: I think Putin has just as much to fear from his own soldiers/people - probably more.


I tend to agree
 
2022-12-05 12:44:29 PM  

null: So, what did Pooty's look-alike do to piss him off?


Nothing, Pooty wants to retire so he has to fake his own death.
 
2022-12-05 12:44:51 PM  

SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image image 425x239]

pack your bags boys, war's over......


See? THIS is how you complain...
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2022-12-05 12:45:39 PM  

Dinki: Russia does know that pretty much every inch of the front lines is being monitored by US spy satellites, right?


I honestly would not put it past Putin to stage a fake front line some place safe in Russia for the photo-op.
 
2022-12-05 12:46:19 PM  

Magorn: SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image 425x239]

pack your bags boys, war's over......

They have a special gun for these occasions:
[i0.wp.com image 634x988]

/can punch through the armor plate of an APC and still kill the driver


I bet those guns can do some damage too.

*ba dum tsss****
 
2022-12-05 12:46:36 PM  
Potemkin frontline - Wikipedia

The term comes from stories of a fake portable village built by Grigory Potemkin, former lover of Empress Catherine II, solely to impress the Empress during her journey to Crimea
 
2022-12-05 12:49:02 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image image 425x239]

pack your bags boys, war's over......

See? THIS is how you complain...[cheatsheet.com image 850x569]


Those Capt bars ruin the whole movie for me. So much effort on realism, so much fail on that.
 
2022-12-05 12:49:26 PM  
Have you got your shiattin' pants on, Vlad?
 
2022-12-05 12:49:32 PM  
As soon as body doubles are approved, da.
 
2022-12-05 12:50:28 PM  

mercator_psi: From TFA:

The survey, commissioned by the Kremlin itself, found that 55 percent of respondents backed peace talks with Ukraine while 25 percent wanted the war to continue.

And those 55% signed their name "Alanski Smitheeovich".


I understood that reference. Burn Moscow Burn.
 
2022-12-05 12:50:35 PM  
How often has Vlad left his local bubble since this malarkey started?  Too many 'outsiders' would have to be involved to even show a decent quality fake.
 
2022-12-05 12:51:25 PM  

mrshowrules: I think Putin has just as much to fear from his own soldiers/people - probably more.


They will certainly have a clearer shot.
 
2022-12-05 12:51:54 PM  
The Kremlin says a lot of things.

Most of it doesnt have any bearing on reality.
 
2022-12-05 12:52:51 PM  

2wolves: How often has Vlad left his local bubble since this malarkey started?  Too many 'outsiders' would have to be involved to even show a decent quality fake.


The best they're getting is a quality fake Putin. No way Putin is getting anywhere near that zone. The way the conditions are now. It's scary and cold.

The universe just do the planet a kindness, and end Putin, or anyone else with  desire for rapid advancement nearby.
 
2022-12-05 12:52:53 PM  
The Kremlin says a lot of things.

Most of it doesnt have any bearing on reality.

I dont think Pooty is going anywhere near a frontline soon. He might pretend, like Kadyrov, but thats about it.
 
2022-12-05 12:53:18 PM  

mrshowrules: Dinki: Russia does know that pretty much every inch of the front lines is being monitored by US spy satellites, right?

I honestly would not put it past Putin to stage a fake front line some place safe in Russia for the photo-op.


The mayor of Moscow already did that.
 
2022-12-05 12:53:42 PM  

mrshowrules: Dinki: Russia does know that pretty much every inch of the front lines is being monitored by US spy satellites, right?

I honestly would not put it past Putin to stage a fake front line some place safe in Russia for the photo-op.


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2022-12-05 12:55:02 PM  

Hinged: RyansPrivates: Yeah, he's going to visit a sound stage with a green screen, cowardly fark that he is.


Yeah, something like that.

More likely just some cold, wet patch of ground 'somewhere' with important-looking soldiers standing around or sitting in a tent looking at photos and maps.

It'll be staged.


Did you login to the wrong account before posting this?  It's not inline with your usual posting habits as it's actually hinged.
 
2022-12-05 12:55:05 PM  

Clash City Farker: Exile On Beale Street: SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image image 425x239]

pack your bags boys, war's over......

See? THIS is how you complain...[cheatsheet.com image 850x569]

Those Capt bars ruin the whole movie for me. So much effort on realism, so much fail on that.


I'm so sorry.
 
2022-12-05 12:55:58 PM  
A sniper put a bullet through Lincoln's stove pipe hat, and Abe lived. Vlad should wear a distinctive hat.
 
2022-12-05 12:56:06 PM  
Would hate to be that Putin body double sent to the Frontlines.
 
2022-12-05 12:56:54 PM  
It's wild how Putin has replaced Trump as the most hated person on the planet.
 
2022-12-05 12:57:00 PM  

Magorn: SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image 425x239]

pack your bags boys, war's over......

They have a special gun for these occasions:
[i0.wp.com image 634x988]

/can punch through the armor plate of an APC and still kill the driver


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-05 12:57:05 PM  
I hope he has an accident there and dies with honor shot in the back.
 
2022-12-05 12:57:24 PM  
Putin's body doubles are not thrilled about this news.
 
2022-12-05 12:57:40 PM  
He should bring this bodyguard (to hide behind):

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2022-12-05 12:57:51 PM  
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2022-12-05 12:59:07 PM  

red230: Putin's body doubles are not thrilled about this news.


Nah, it'll be filmed in a forest somewhere outside St. Petersburg. Assuming he dares go that far West.
 
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