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(KX News)   It's International Ninja Day. Pirates everywhere are scrambling for cover   (kxnet.com) divider line
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2022-12-05 10:03:15 AM  
Funny since I have been watching Kakuranger on Tubi (one of the Super Sentai shows that Power Rangers gets their action footage from). It is actually pretty good.

Kakuranger opening 2 english sub
Youtube wiId-ynFRDw
 
2022-12-05 10:12:57 AM  
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2022-12-05 10:22:38 AM  
Every day is International Ninja Day, subby. This is just the only day they let you see them.
 
2022-12-05 10:40:08 AM  
Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
Youtube WtR2m20C2YM
 
2022-12-05 10:41:17 AM  
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2022-12-05 10:41:34 AM  
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2022-12-05 10:49:14 AM  
Or you could go for the classic three way brawl between pirates, ninjas, and the British navy over a girl who is simultaneously a princess and a pirate & who a ninja clan owes a blood debt to, because she knows where the secret treasure of Atlantis is.

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2022-12-05 10:50:17 AM  

professionalenabler: [YouTube video: Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again]


Lights out thread
 
2022-12-05 10:53:10 AM  
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2022-12-05 10:56:02 AM  
Thread useless without Ninja Sex Party
 
2022-12-05 10:57:24 AM  
Did not see that coming.
 
2022-12-05 11:06:05 AM  
Why not both?

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2022-12-05 11:17:32 AM  
There's a song, but it's a cappella and sotto voce.
 
2022-12-05 11:24:13 AM  
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2022-12-05 11:38:29 AM  
We're not that worried.

Ninjas in groups aren't a threat.
 
2022-12-05 11:44:44 AM  
Well, I know where I'm going for lunch:

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2022-12-05 11:46:01 AM  

PirateKing: We're not that worried.

Ninjas in groups aren't a threat.


User name checks out to be an expert on Conservation of Ninjitsu
 
2022-12-05 11:48:46 AM  
There is an annual Ninja Day. Just can't tell you when.
 
2022-12-05 11:49:07 AM  
I thought December 5 is Krampus Day
 
2022-12-05 11:49:22 AM  
Pirates get booty. Therefore they are superior.
 
2022-12-05 11:50:55 AM  

Fano: PirateKing: We're not that worried.

Ninjas in groups aren't a threat.

User name checks out to be an expert on Conservation of Ninjitsu


Dr. McNinja approves.
 
2022-12-05 11:51:23 AM  
It's only fair and appropriate to celebrate the demise of this failed ninja group:

"Cyber Ninjas, the company that led a partisan review of 2020 ballots in Arizona, is closing down following a scathing report by election officials and the threat of $50,000 a day in fines.

"Cyber Ninjas is shutting down. All employees have been let go," Rod Thomson, the company's representative, said in a text message Thursday evening."
 
2022-12-05 11:56:24 AM  

zeroflight222: Why not both?

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Kuki family in Japan were coastal pirates and my have had ties to some ninja.
 
2022-12-05 11:59:22 AM  

SomeAmerican: Or you could go for the classic three way brawl between pirates, ninjas, and the British navy over a girl who is simultaneously a princess and a pirate & who a ninja clan owes a blood debt to, because she knows where the secret treasure of Atlantis is.

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Wait, did they even make a second season, or am I thinking of a different show?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fena:_Pirate_Princess
 
2022-12-05 12:05:19 PM  
Facts:

1.    Ninjas are mammals.
2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
 
2022-12-05 12:14:58 PM  
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2022-12-05 12:20:13 PM  
I thought the Cowboys had finally negotiated a truce between the Ninja and Pirate conflict.
 
2022-12-05 12:21:00 PM  
It might be International Ninja day, but it goes unobserved.
 
2022-12-05 12:22:32 PM  
The fact that Ninjas need a "Special Day" to prove themselves only goes to show how insecure and weak they are.

A Pirate is a Pirate .... all the time.
 
2022-12-05 12:24:42 PM  
Every country has ninjas. You only know about the Japanese ones because they're rubbish.
 
2022-12-05 12:26:04 PM  

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It's like we have a Morgan Freeman lookalike in the middle, surrounded by people who got bullied at school.
 
2022-12-05 12:26:40 PM  

SomeAmerican: Or you could go for the classic three way brawl between pirates, ninjas, and the British navy over a girl who is simultaneously a princess and a pirate & who a ninja clan owes a blood debt to, because she knows where the secret treasure of Atlantis is.

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What is that from?
 
2022-12-05 12:30:41 PM  

Publikwerks: Facts:

1.    Ninjas are mammals.
2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.


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2022-12-05 12:33:03 PM  

Latinwolf: SomeAmerican: Or you could go for the classic three way brawl between pirates, ninjas, and the British navy over a girl who is simultaneously a princess and a pirate & who a ninja clan owes a blood debt to, because she knows where the secret treasure of Atlantis is.

[assets.cdn.moviepilot.de image 850x444]

What is that from?


Trocadero has it right - Fena: Pirate Princess

... also, while the pirates and the navy have fleets, the ninjas have a submarine, which just makes sense.
 
2022-12-05 12:33:16 PM  
ba chicka ba chicka wah wah
ba chicka ba chicka wah wah
ba chicka ba chicka wah wah
🎶MASTER NINJA THEME SONG🎶
 
2022-12-05 12:36:26 PM  
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2022-12-05 12:36:40 PM  

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100 Ways to Attack the Groin | Master Ken
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2022-12-05 12:42:27 PM  

ForeverTangent: I thought the Cowboys had finally negotiated a truce between the Ninja and Pirate conflict.


It was all a ploy to get them to fight the aliens in their stead. But it failed and we ended up with Cowboys vs Aliens.
 
2022-12-05 12:42:40 PM  

NuclearPenguins: Pirates get booty. Therefore they are superior.


*bites lip*
 
2022-12-05 1:01:40 PM  

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Is this an example of the uncanny Ninja valley?

/not getting the reference if there is one, but that's okay.
 
2022-12-05 1:39:24 PM  

ForeverTangent: I thought the Cowboys had finally negotiated a truce between the Ninja and Pirate conflict.


Indians ruined it.
 
2022-12-05 1:50:08 PM  
International ninja day so here's some pictures of samurai
 
2022-12-05 2:04:41 PM  
Ninja's get jealous of GenX cause while Ninja's train hard, GenX just came along and meh'd their way through being just as stealthy.
 
2022-12-05 3:22:15 PM  
Hexstatic - 'Ninja Tune'
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Makai - Five Elements Ninja - YouTube
 
2022-12-05 3:27:03 PM  

Publikwerks: Facts:

1.    Ninjas are mammals.
2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.


Came for the RealUltimatePower.net reference, was not disappointed.
 
2022-12-05 3:51:20 PM  
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2022-12-05 4:47:41 PM  
I'm in Australia so it's already 6th of December and I don't remember seeing any ninjas yesterda...

hey, well done guys!
 
2022-12-05 11:37:09 PM  
Stolen from Dr. McNinja

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