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(CNBC)   Sam Bankman-Fried faces decades in prison for committing the one crime America still prosecutes: stealing from rich people   (cnbc.com) divider line
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507 clicks; posted to Business » on 05 Dec 2022 at 9:05 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Incog_Neeto
2022-12-05 10:04:44 AM  
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HotWingConspiracy: I predict he will spend a total of 0 days in prison.


I'll take the under
 
HotWingConspiracy
2022-12-05 9:25:41 AM  
2 votes:
I predict he will spend a total of 0 days in prison.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-05 10:01:48 AM  
2 votes:
He set his girlfriend up to take the fall.  He's going to skate.
 
iamskibibitz
2022-12-05 1:07:07 PM  
2 votes:
The former crypto titan has the SEC, CFTC, SDNY and DOJ on his case

Maybe they'll throw him in alphabet jail.
 
docilej
2022-12-05 3:27:51 PM  
2 votes:
I feel bad about that fatal boating accident he was in next week.
 
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