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(CNBC)   Sam Bankman-Fried faces decades in prison for committing the one crime America still prosecutes: stealing from rich people   ( divider line
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505 clicks; posted to Business » on 05 Dec 2022 at 9:05 AM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-12-05 10:14:49 AM  
11 votes:
C'mon man give him a break! It's not like he tried to pass a counterfeit $20 bill or was selling cigarettes without tax stamps. Thoseare serious crimes that law enforcement should be focused on.
2022-12-05 9:25:41 AM  
7 votes:
I predict he will spend a total of 0 days in prison.
2022-12-05 12:17:23 PM  
6 votes:
Truer words were never spoken. Go look up how many people were successfully charged with poisoning the water in Flint. Now go see how long Madoff is serving. Theranos lady got convicted of stealing from rich people and went to jail for 11 years. If she were actually convicted of endangering thousands of regular peoples' lives instead, woulda been probation and we all know it.
2022-12-05 9:10:26 AM  
5 votes:
...and he's already stating that he hasn't fled to Argentina, which he probably has.
2022-12-05 11:49:23 AM  
5 votes:
The $32 billion never really existed. It's more like a few hundred million dollars of people buying Internet farts from their minimum wage jobs, combined with $31.5 billion of "my Pokémon card is worth $20,000 because I traded a Red Fuzzy Cabbage Patch doll worth $15,000 and a signed photograph of David Caruso."
2022-12-05 10:01:48 AM  
1 vote:
He set his girlfriend up to take the fall.  He's going to skate.
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