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(Benzinga)   Putin warns world "Russia hasn't started anything yet in earnest". Well, the botched invasion in Ukraine surely does look like a sick, sad joke   (benzinga.com) divider line
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2022-12-05 3:54:23 AM  
Benzinga has an opinion?
Are you f*cking sh*tting me?
Why the f*ck is this website greening on Fark™?

This sh*t-ticket website is nothing but a money grab scam...
Do. Not. Give. Them. Your. Money.
Do. Not. Give. Them. Your. Information.

Fair warning...
 
2022-12-05 4:01:26 AM  
You mean you didn't use all of your chemical and biological weapons in Syria, Vlad? Because you sure could have fooled me...
 
2022-12-05 4:39:02 AM  

Redh8t: Benzinga has an opinion?
Are you f*cking sh*tting me?
Why the f*ck is this website greening on Fark™?

This sh*t-ticket website is nothing but a money grab scam...
Do. Not. Give. Them. Your. Money.
Do. Not. Give. Them. Your. Information.

Fair warning...


Hmmmn.... not quite sure what you're trying to tell me.

So I'm gonna click the link. BRB.
 
2022-12-05 5:03:53 AM  
"They should have realized that they have already lost from the very beginning of our special military operation,"

Somebody should really tell him how it's gone for them so far.
 
2022-12-05 5:57:24 AM  
Sounds like a rather pathetic 'I meant to do that.'
 
2022-12-05 5:59:28 AM  
Yeah, this is just vranyo. It's a way of life in Russia. I don't think he quite understands why it doesn't work in the west.
 
2022-12-05 6:03:04 AM  
 I guess they gave up on "we'll nuke you, we mean it this time"
 
2022-12-05 6:05:03 AM  
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2022-12-05 6:06:22 AM  

Redh8t: Benzinga has an opinion?
Are you f*cking sh*tting me?
Why the f*ck is this website greening on Fark™?

This sh*t-ticket website is nothing but a money grab scam...
Do. Not. Give. Them. Your. Money.
Do. Not. Give. Them. Your. Information.

Fair warning...


Ayup. I can't post articles from the Washington Post because it's firewalled, but then a bunch of other sites are likewise firewalled, but they get through. Freaking Slate! Bloody Benzinga! Just saying.

Anyway, Poots could totes get the Ukraine deal done, but they haven't really committed. They still have 15 cannon left over from the first Crimean war, so watch this space.
 
2022-12-05 6:14:01 AM  
Well apart from the clear hokeyness of the site (it looks like it was designed by the same scum that create those 'taboola' links....I'm very much enjoying that legit pic of putin at the top.
 
2022-12-05 6:16:34 AM  
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Ernest goes to Ukraine was one of the weaker sequels
 
2022-12-05 6:28:21 AM  
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2022-12-05 6:34:01 AM  
Meet Chris Katje,
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He has the rare skill of calculating how much money you would've made if you'd only invested $1000 three weeks ago...
He's also the president of Mouth Breathers Anonymous.
Don't laugh, it's a serious condition. Swearsies!
 
2022-12-05 6:34:26 AM  
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2022-12-05 6:35:05 AM  
Well? Go head on.

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2022-12-05 6:36:36 AM  
This article was originally published on July 12, 2022.
 
2022-12-05 6:42:41 AM  

NotCodger: "They should have realized that they have already lost from the very beginning of our special military operation,"

Somebody should really tell him how it's gone for them so far.


Like where the Ukrainians managed to blow up two airfields inside Russia?  One really close to Moscow?
 
2022-12-05 6:48:25 AM  
So, he's gotten five times as many Russians killed in Afghanistan in ten years of combat, in less than a year, because he's just not sweating the little things? Killing Russians and destroying your war machine is just ho-hum boring stuff and just not that much to worry about?

Great message to the world and to your own people.
 
2022-12-05 6:54:46 AM  
Is that what Xi said?

Russia isn't even a distant 3rd
 
2022-12-05 7:19:52 AM  
Did he soil himself in earnest?  Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2022-12-05 7:26:23 AM  
Another day, another reminder provided by Russia that Russia and Russian culture need to no longer exist in the civilized world.  Seal it up, monitor by satellite.  Once they've reverted to Paleolithic technology, we can try and reintroduce them to the modern world.
 
2022-12-05 7:29:32 AM  

Unsung_Hero: Another day, another reminder provided by Russia that Russia and Russian culture need to no longer exist in the civilized world.  Seal it up, monitor by satellite.  Once they've reverted to Paleolithic technology, we can try and reintroduce them to the modern world.


They didn't end serfdom until the 1850s, Paleolithic might be a step in the right direction.
 
2022-12-05 7:34:34 AM  
If they haven't even started, I am very curious in how much more they can fark this up when they really get going.

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2022-12-05 7:53:16 AM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: Unsung_Hero: Another day, another reminder provided by Russia that Russia and Russian culture need to no longer exist in the civilized world.  Seal it up, monitor by satellite.  Once they've reverted to Paleolithic technology, we can try and reintroduce them to the modern world.

They didn't end serfdom until the 1850s, Paleolithic might be a step in the right direction.


The US didn't outlaw slavery till 1864...
 
2022-12-05 8:00:33 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: This article was originally published on July 12, 2022.


Figures.
 
2022-12-05 8:04:27 AM  

Alphax: Sounds like a rather pathetic 'I meant to do that.'


Joke's on Ukraine, Russia's just pretending to be grossly incompetent.
 
2022-12-05 8:05:47 AM  
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2022-12-05 8:08:00 AM  

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Ernest goes to Ukraine was one of the weaker sequels


Varney was sick, he needed the paycheck.
 
2022-12-05 8:09:05 AM  
I can kind of believe he hasn't started anything yet because of the maintenance record his equipment in Ukraine has. I mean honestly how can you start anything when it's been sitting, looted, stripped for bare by a military filled with criminal gangs looking to cut corners for their own profit whenever possible? Launcher that shot itself with the boomerang missile should have told people.
 
2022-12-05 8:23:52 AM  

NotCodger: "They should have realized that they have already lost from the very beginning of our special military operation,"

Somebody should really tell him how it's gone for them so far.


I wonder if his yes-men are giving him accurate information on exactly where the front line is...
 
2022-12-05 8:32:28 AM  
I don't get why people expect Putin is going to offer a heartfelt apology to all the Russians living under the iron fist of Nazi-Ukranian rule.
 
2022-12-05 8:32:55 AM  

Nimbull: I can kind of believe he hasn't started anything yet because of the maintenance record his equipment in Ukraine has. I mean honestly how can you start anything when it's been sitting, looted, stripped for bare by a military filled with criminal gangs looking to cut corners for their own profit whenever possible? Launcher that shot itself with the boomerang missile should have told people.


The rations that the troops go that were expired told them all too well how much command was looking out for them. Well, and the fact that they didn't even have coats...
 
2022-12-05 8:36:23 AM  
Hitler blamed Germans for losing his war.

Putin's getting to that point.  He's testing out the talking points inserting US for Russia.
 
2022-12-05 8:44:09 AM  

BitwiseShift: Hitler blamed Germans for losing his war.


Well, they didn't exactly win the war...
 
2022-12-05 8:52:08 AM  
He's talking to Asia basically. India et al. have a massive inferiority complex that laps this stuff up.

/Twitch keeps showing me ad breaks about an Indian student in USA that feels his professor is arrogant, so he gleefully informs him that Hotmail was created by an Indian. Which is great for India.
 
2022-12-05 9:04:05 AM  
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2022-12-05 9:04:30 AM  

Redh8t: Benzinga has an opinion?
Are you f*cking sh*tting me?
Why the f*ck is this website greening on Fark™?

This sh*t-ticket website is nothing but a money grab scam...
Do. Not. Give. Them. Your. Money.
Do. Not. Give. Them. Your. Information.

Fair warning...


But how do you really feel about them?
 
2022-12-05 9:11:39 AM  
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That's what conservatives are openly rooting for.
 
2022-12-05 9:16:26 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: He's talking to Asia basically. India et al. have a massive inferiority complex that laps this stuff up.

/Twitch keeps showing me ad breaks about an Indian student in USA that feels his professor is arrogant, so he gleefully informs him that Hotmail was created by an Indian. Which is great for India.


So I just looked at the Hindustan Times, which shows up in the "Recommended You Tube" stuff.  I think you're onto something.   Russia will totally win by Christmas is today's theme.

They're better than Russian government propaganda.  Putin's going to need a big population to replace all the dead and wounded and exiled Russians.
 
2022-12-05 9:32:05 AM  
Sometimes you see kids playing basketball in the park and it is clear they suck at basketball, so rather than try to be better or take normal shots and stuff, they do shiat like take half court shots, or some whirling dervish style 540º moves that no one can really do and in that way they can hide their lack of talent under a veneer of 'farking around'.

That is like what Putin is saying here, they haven't been trying, if they wanted to they could totally drive the lane and dominate the paint.

But they haven't been trying and now it is winter so they gotta go home.  Whatever brah this is stupid anyway *throws basketball from half court* *misses everything*

Putin is basically sounding like this guy here.

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2022-12-05 9:33:53 AM  
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2022-12-05 9:44:46 AM  

asmodeus224: Putin is basically sounding like this guy here.

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A 1970's Steve Bannon?
 
2022-12-05 9:49:14 AM  

BitwiseShift: Ketchuponsteak: He's talking to Asia basically. India et al. have a massive inferiority complex that laps this stuff up.

/Twitch keeps showing me ad breaks about an Indian student in USA that feels his professor is arrogant, so he gleefully informs him that Hotmail was created by an Indian. Which is great for India.

So I just looked at the Hindustan Times, which shows up in the "Recommended You Tube" stuff.  I think you're onto something.   Russia will totally win by Christmas is today's theme.

They're better than Russian government propaganda.  Putin's going to need a big population to replace all the dead and wounded and exiled Russians.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_image_of_Vladimir_Putin#International

Apparently they really love him in Vietnam. Dunno if that's because they still have some historical issues with France and USA, and they obviously received support from the Soviet Union.

I was a bit surprised that they loved him this much, more than Russia itself even.
 
2022-12-05 9:51:11 AM  

NotCodger: "They should have realized that they have already lost from the very beginning of our special military operation,"

Somebody should really tell him how it's gone for them so far.


I am reading Ian Toll's trilogy on the Pacific War right now, and Putin sounds exactly like the Japanese government after the fall of Leyte.
 
2022-12-05 9:58:32 AM  
Only came to the thread to complain that this link is trying to give my computer cancer. Glad it's all been covered.
 
2022-12-05 10:08:22 AM  
"You think we failed? We have only just begun to fail"

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2022-12-05 10:47:09 AM  
Hundreds of F35s coming online along with the B21 beg to differ.
 
2022-12-05 10:48:08 AM  
This article was originally published on July 12, 2022.

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2022-12-05 11:10:19 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: BitwiseShift: Ketchuponsteak: He's talking to Asia basically. India et al. have a massive inferiority complex that laps this stuff up.

/Twitch keeps showing me ad breaks about an Indian student in USA that feels his professor is arrogant, so he gleefully informs him that Hotmail was created by an Indian. Which is great for India.

So I just looked at the Hindustan Times, which shows up in the "Recommended You Tube" stuff.  I think you're onto something.   Russia will totally win by Christmas is today's theme.

They're better than Russian government propaganda.  Putin's going to need a big population to replace all the dead and wounded and exiled Russians.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_image_of_Vladimir_Putin#International

Apparently they really love him in Vietnam. Dunno if that's because they still have some historical issues with France and USA, and they obviously received support from the Soviet Union.

I was a bit surprised that they loved him this much, more than Russia itself even.


I've been in VietNam, and visited a resort beach that was specifically designed to cater to Russians. All the signage was in Cyrillic. The Russians treated the Vietnamese like absolution garbage. The VNamese put up with it, but when we, the only Americans arrived they treated us with great deference and kindness. They saw us,Americans, as the beneficent ones. The Russian behaved like total assholes almost to the man.

Fortunately, most of those guys were  harden military assholes, so I can assume that five years after their vacation in VN, they were sent into battle in Ukraine and were probably slaughtered which was their due based on what atrocious  assholes they are
 
2022-12-05 11:20:43 AM  
Vlad, this excuse might have flown back in, say, May. Almost a year into this, and you're losing badly. Obviously, if you had something up your sleeve, we would have seen it months ago.
 
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