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2022-12-05 3:29:59 AM  
FTFA: Musk: "I definitely wanted to punch Kanye, so it was definitely inciting me for violence."

Okay I would pay money to watch the two of them bare knuckle fight each other. Ye could probably use the cash too.
 
2022-12-05 3:43:16 AM  
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2022-12-05 4:11:41 AM  
Of course he didn't read them. He doesn't read anything other than Tweets/News about himself. Someone (Taibbi? Weiss? Whoever this third person is?) must have DMed him to release them because surely there'd be proof of Biden telling Twitter to suppress the story in there and he'd be worshiped for exposing the corruption.
 
2022-12-05 4:13:55 AM  
I can't even GIVE dick pics away. Hunter has like 30% of the country wanting Congressional action so they can get a glimpse.
 
2022-12-05 5:26:29 AM  
These guys are pissed they can't have pron on Twitter? Elon is bringing back the porn?
 
2022-12-05 7:21:06 AM  
I thought Twitter ended.  There's no way they could survive all those firings.  Didn't everyone go to Mastodon?
 
2022-12-05 8:11:10 AM  
I think Warren Buffet should have a chat with Tim Apple about their advertising spend.
 
2022-12-05 8:28:10 AM  
Has Elon overpromised and underdelivered?  That's never happened before.
 
2022-12-05 8:36:22 AM  
How did this Twitter files nonsense get started?  I just looked up Matt Taibbi and he's yammering about all the incredible things that will be revealed by these files, but it's been 3 days and nothing.

I'm enjoying seeing Elon jerk these people around.  They pride themselves on being smarter than everyone else.
 
2022-12-05 8:36:41 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Has Elon overpromised and underdelivered?  That's never happened before.


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2022-12-05 9:02:38 AM  
He's still desperately grasping for some rationale for having purchased this nearly worthless ad platform, so they'll have to make hay out of all the nothing they find. There's a reason he went to Taibbi and Weiss.
 
2022-12-05 9:10:37 AM  
Deep Thoughts. With Elon.
 
2022-12-05 9:15:06 AM  
What's the Bombshell Twitter Files thing?
 
2022-12-05 9:17:07 AM  

Muta: What's the Bombshell Twitter Files thing?


A popcorn fart.
 
2022-12-05 9:42:41 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Deep Thoughts. With Elon.


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2022-12-05 9:51:54 AM  

edmo: These guys are pissed they can't have pron on Twitter? Elon is bringing back the porn?


With 90% of the people responsible for moderating content gone? Sure, go ahead. There's absolutely no way that wouldn't go very wrong very fast.
 
2022-12-05 9:54:45 AM  

Rapmaster2000: How did this Twitter files nonsense get started?  I just looked up Matt Taibbi and he's yammering about all the incredible things that will be revealed by these files, but it's been 3 days and nothing.

I'm enjoying seeing Elon jerk these people around.  They pride themselves on being smarter than everyone else.


Because there isn't anything that hasn't already been reported on. Hunter Biden was already known to be a hot addicted mess of a person with shady business dealings around the world.

The IRS was already on his ass for not paying taxes on these dealings, Hunter avoided charges by paying the back taxes in full.

Also, to be fair to Twitter and other news outlets at the time, the whole story of how this laptop got to a podunk computer repair shop run by a legally blind guy in Delaware while Hunter Biden was in California is still weird and fishy AF.

However, the computer and files do appear to be real, but they've been disected and reported on already.
 
2022-12-05 10:04:31 AM  

shortymac: Rapmaster2000: How did this Twitter files nonsense get started?  I just looked up Matt Taibbi and he's yammering about all the incredible things that will be revealed by these files, but it's been 3 days and nothing.

I'm enjoying seeing Elon jerk these people around.  They pride themselves on being smarter than everyone else.

Because there isn't anything that hasn't already been reported on. Hunter Biden was already known to be a hot addicted mess of a person with shady business dealings around the world.

The IRS was already on his ass for not paying taxes on these dealings, Hunter avoided charges by paying the back taxes in full.

Also, to be fair to Twitter and other news outlets at the time, the whole story of how this laptop got to a podunk computer repair shop run by a legally blind guy in Delaware while Hunter Biden was in California is still weird and fishy AF.

However, the computer and files do appear to be real, but they've been disected and reported on already.


you forgot the bit about how the trump white house had twitter remove shiat they didn't like, actually violating the first amendment.
 
2022-12-05 10:29:03 AM  

replacementcool: shortymac: Rapmaster2000: How did this Twitter files nonsense get started?  I just looked up Matt Taibbi and he's yammering about all the incredible things that will be revealed by these files, but it's been 3 days and nothing.

I'm enjoying seeing Elon jerk these people around.  They pride themselves on being smarter than everyone else.

Because there isn't anything that hasn't already been reported on. Hunter Biden was already known to be a hot addicted mess of a person with shady business dealings around the world.

The IRS was already on his ass for not paying taxes on these dealings, Hunter avoided charges by paying the back taxes in full.

Also, to be fair to Twitter and other news outlets at the time, the whole story of how this laptop got to a podunk computer repair shop run by a legally blind guy in Delaware while Hunter Biden was in California is still weird and fishy AF.

However, the computer and files do appear to be real, but they've been disected and reported on already.

you forgot the bit about how the trump white house had Twitter remove shiat they didn't like, actually violating the first amendment.


I don't understand how this is a violation of free speech.  Not saying it wasn't wrong for them doing it over hurting orange turds fee fees.   even as a government entity you can request stuff be taken down.  it is still up to the private company do what it wants to do and give the government a middle finger.  while the first amendment allows you to say anything you want, it is not without consequences.  IE yell bomb on a plane, or fire in a crowded place.   I bet eventually in the "twitter files" you will see some FBI/Homeland ect..  asking for terrorist stuff to be taken down or banned. again, asking for it to do.
 
2022-12-05 10:48:59 AM  
As Medhi Hasan said:
Imagine volunteering to do online PR work for the world's richest man on a Friday night, in service of nakedly and cynically right-wing narratives, and then pretending you're speaking truth to power.

Taibbi becoming a shill for Musk is downright depressing. I'd already distanced myself from the man when he insisted on doubling-down with his arrogant dismissals of Russian collusion. Skepticism is one thing, but he was just a jerk about it. A wrong jerk.

Even so, it was tough to discount all that he'd done prior, particularly his reporting on Goldman Sachs and the crash of 2008. I kept faith in him longer than Greenwald, even though Taibbi more and more seemed to want to emulate his weird iconoclastic heel-turn.
But this closes the door on the guy.
 
2022-12-05 10:50:16 AM  

jst1gy: replacementcool: shortymac: Rapmaster2000: How did this Twitter files nonsense get started?  I just looked up Matt Taibbi and he's yammering about all the incredible things that will be revealed by these files, but it's been 3 days and nothing.

I'm enjoying seeing Elon jerk these people around.  They pride themselves on being smarter than everyone else.

Because there isn't anything that hasn't already been reported on. Hunter Biden was already known to be a hot addicted mess of a person with shady business dealings around the world.

The IRS was already on his ass for not paying taxes on these dealings, Hunter avoided charges by paying the back taxes in full.

Also, to be fair to Twitter and other news outlets at the time, the whole story of how this laptop got to a podunk computer repair shop run by a legally blind guy in Delaware while Hunter Biden was in California is still weird and fishy AF.

However, the computer and files do appear to be real, but they've been disected and reported on already.

you forgot the bit about how the trump white house had Twitter remove shiat they didn't like, actually violating the first amendment.

I don't understand how this is a violation of free speech.  Not saying it wasn't wrong for them doing it over hurting orange turds fee fees.   even as a government entity you can request stuff be taken down.  it is still up to the private company do what it wants to do and give the government a middle finger.  while the first amendment allows you to say anything you want, it is not without consequences.  IE yell bomb on a plane, or fire in a crowded place.   I bet eventually in the "twitter files" you will see some FBI/Homeland ect..  asking for terrorist stuff to be taken down or banned. again, asking for it to do.


I don't think it was a 1A thing.  I think removing Trumps Tweets was a violation of the Presidential Records Act.
 
2022-12-05 11:40:50 AM  

jst1gy: replacementcool: shortymac: Rapmaster2000: How did this Twitter files nonsense get started?  I just looked up Matt Taibbi and he's yammering about all the incredible things that will be revealed by these files, but it's been 3 days and nothing.

I'm enjoying seeing Elon jerk these people around.  They pride themselves on being smarter than everyone else.

Because there isn't anything that hasn't already been reported on. Hunter Biden was already known to be a hot addicted mess of a person with shady business dealings around the world.

The IRS was already on his ass for not paying taxes on these dealings, Hunter avoided charges by paying the back taxes in full.

Also, to be fair to Twitter and other news outlets at the time, the whole story of how this laptop got to a podunk computer repair shop run by a legally blind guy in Delaware while Hunter Biden was in California is still weird and fishy AF.

However, the computer and files do appear to be real, but they've been disected and reported on already.

you forgot the bit about how the trump white house had Twitter remove shiat they didn't like, actually violating the first amendment.

I don't understand how this is a violation of free speech.  Not saying it wasn't wrong for them doing it over hurting orange turds fee fees.   even as a government entity you can request stuff be taken down.  it is still up to the private company do what it wants to do and give the government a middle finger.  while the first amendment allows you to say anything you want, it is not without consequences.  IE yell bomb on a plane, or fire in a crowded place.   I bet eventually in the "twitter files" you will see some FBI/Homeland ect..  asking for terrorist stuff to be taken down or banned. again, asking for it to do.


The First Amendment protects you from. The government telling you what you can or can't say. For instance Joe Biden's Campaign asking Twitter to remove his son's Dick Pics from Twitter is not a First Amendment Violation as it's not the government doing the requesting. How ever Donald Trump's White House staff calling up Twitter and demanding Twitter remove mean things people said about him is a VIOLATION OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT.

The First Amendment is designed so I can call Ted Cruz a poopyhead who has no business being a Senator. With out Ted Cruz's Secret Police dragging me off to a CIA Black Site and torturing me to death.
 
2022-12-05 12:16:47 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Deep Thoughts. With Elon.


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2022-12-05 12:41:24 PM  

Ghastly: FTFA: Musk: "I definitely wanted to punch Kanye, so it was definitely inciting me for violence."

Okay I would pay money to watch the two of them bare knuckle fight each other. Ye could probably use the cash too.


Does that mean the bromance is over?! 
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2022-12-05 12:49:55 PM  
Much like Ex-President Useless farkwad, he has little interest in things that aren't about him.
 
2022-12-05 2:03:26 PM  
Keep trying Libbies. This will turn into treason for Biden and Kamela ... and they will not escape jail.

This is serious, not made-up Russia stuff.
 
2022-12-05 2:08:35 PM  

Muta: jst1gy: replacementcool: shortymac: Rapmaster2000: How did this Twitter files nonsense get started?  I just looked up Matt Taibbi and he's yammering about all the incredible things that will be revealed by these files, but it's been 3 days and nothing.

I'm enjoying seeing Elon jerk these people around.  They pride themselves on being smarter than everyone else.

Because there isn't anything that hasn't already been reported on. Hunter Biden was already known to be a hot addicted mess of a person with shady business dealings around the world.

The IRS was already on his ass for not paying taxes on these dealings, Hunter avoided charges by paying the back taxes in full.

Also, to be fair to Twitter and other news outlets at the time, the whole story of how this laptop got to a podunk computer repair shop run by a legally blind guy in Delaware while Hunter Biden was in California is still weird and fishy AF.

However, the computer and files do appear to be real, but they've been disected and reported on already.

you forgot the bit about how the trump white house had Twitter remove shiat they didn't like, actually violating the first amendment.

I don't understand how this is a violation of free speech.  Not saying it wasn't wrong for them doing it over hurting orange turds fee fees.   even as a government entity you can request stuff be taken down.  it is still up to the private company do what it wants to do and give the government a middle finger.  while the first amendment allows you to say anything you want, it is not without consequences.  IE yell bomb on a plane, or fire in a crowded place.   I bet eventually in the "twitter files" you will see some FBI/Homeland ect..  asking for terrorist stuff to be taken down or banned. again, asking for it to do.

I don't think it was a 1A thing.  I think removing Trumps Tweets was a violation of the Presidential Records Act.


playing devil's advocate here.  what if they were backed up and handed over to the appropriate government records team?  I don't know the PRA and would hate to read it due to all the lawyer speak.  If the PRA stated that Twitter had to have this data presented and showing for good means the government would need to fund them to stay in operation (maybe this is what Musk is hoping for lol jk)
 
2022-12-05 2:16:18 PM  

Decorus: jst1gy: replacementcool: shortymac: Rapmaster2000: How did this Twitter files nonsense get started?  I just looked up Matt Taibbi and he's yammering about all the incredible things that will be revealed by these files, but it's been 3 days and nothing.

I'm enjoying seeing Elon jerk these people around.  They pride themselves on being smarter than everyone else.

Because there isn't anything that hasn't already been reported on. Hunter Biden was already known to be a hot addicted mess of a person with shady business dealings around the world.

The IRS was already on his ass for not paying taxes on these dealings, Hunter avoided charges by paying the back taxes in full.

Also, to be fair to Twitter and other news outlets at the time, the whole story of how this laptop got to a podunk computer repair shop run by a legally blind guy in Delaware while Hunter Biden was in California is still weird and fishy AF.

However, the computer and files do appear to be real, but they've been disected and reported on already.

you forgot the bit about how the trump white house had Twitter remove shiat they didn't like, actually violating the first amendment.

I don't understand how this is a violation of free speech.  Not saying it wasn't wrong for them doing it over hurting orange turds fee fees.   even as a government entity you can request stuff be taken down.  it is still up to the private company do what it wants to do and give the government a middle finger.  while the first amendment allows you to say anything you want, it is not without consequences.  IE yell bomb on a plane, or fire in a crowded place.   I bet eventually in the "twitter files" you will see some FBI/Homeland ect..  asking for terrorist stuff to be taken down or banned. again, asking for it to do.

The First Amendment protects you from. The government telling you what you can or can't say. For instance Joe Biden's Campaign asking Twitter to remove his son's Dick Pics from Twitter is not a First Amendment Vi ...


I didn't see that one or more twitter files and what they asked to be removed.  However, I know campaign and staffing get blurred when getting into office.  However, as I said, I wouldn't be surprised if government agencies ask Twitter and others to remove items all the time these items would be about national security or terriorist style activity IE. Now if it is a demand or else, then yeah it would bounce up against the First Amendment.  due to Twitter being private and somewhat anonymous.  If the posts were made by let's say Chinese bots would it still bounce up against the 1st?  who knows.  lots of legal leeway and wiggle room these lawmakers make for themselves but not for us kind of thing.  or is it where the data lives? IE in sanfran? what if twitter decentralized the data around the globe..
 
2022-12-05 2:40:31 PM  
Asked about Kanye's suspension, Musk says he did it because the swastika image was an incitement of violence, and suggests that it was a violation of US law.
Swastikas are obviously problematic symbols, but I'm not aware that sharing them is a violation of any US law.


That's because we're an actual free country, unlike Germany, and "free country" includes hate symbols as well. Too bad Musk is so clueless about law, considering the platform he just bought.
 
2022-12-05 2:55:57 PM  

zgrizz: Keep trying Libbies. This will turn into treason for Biden and Kamela ... and they will not escape jail.

This is serious, not made-up Russia stuff.


1/5 troll score, low energy with recycled material from 2018.
 
2022-12-05 3:15:12 PM  

Mikey1969: Asked about Kanye's suspension, Musk says he did it because the swastika image was an incitement of violence, and suggests that it was a violation of US law.
Swastikas are obviously problematic symbols, but I'm not aware that sharing them is a violation of any US law.

That's because we're an actual free country, unlike Germany, and "free country" includes hate symbols as well. Too bad Musk is so clueless about law, considering the platform he just bought.


few things make me laugh harder than americans alleging only they know what freedom is, and that they live in a free country.
 
2022-12-05 4:22:59 PM  

replacementcool: Mikey1969: Asked about Kanye's suspension, Musk says he did it because the swastika image was an incitement of violence, and suggests that it was a violation of US law.
Swastikas are obviously problematic symbols, but I'm not aware that sharing them is a violation of any US law.

That's because we're an actual free country, unlike Germany, and "free country" includes hate symbols as well. Too bad Musk is so clueless about law, considering the platform he just bought.

few things make me laugh harder than americans alleging only they know what freedom is, and that they live in a free country.


Sorry making words illegal is not "freedom", so eat shiat, because I didn't say only Americans. But I DID use an example of a hypocritical place that claims to be a democracy, while it isn't.
 
2022-12-05 5:17:35 PM  

jst1gy: Decorus: jst1gy: replacementcool: shortymac: Rapmaster2000: How did this Twitter files nonsense get started?  I just looked up Matt Taibbi and he's yammering about all the incredible things that will be revealed by these files, but it's been 3 days and nothing.

I'm enjoying seeing Elon jerk these people around.  They pride themselves on being smarter than everyone else.

Because there isn't anything that hasn't already been reported on. Hunter Biden was already known to be a hot addicted mess of a person with shady business dealings around the world.

The IRS was already on his ass for not paying taxes on these dealings, Hunter avoided charges by paying the back taxes in full.

Also, to be fair to Twitter and other news outlets at the time, the whole story of how this laptop got to a podunk computer repair shop run by a legally blind guy in Delaware while Hunter Biden was in California is still weird and fishy AF.

However, the computer and files do appear to be real, but they've been disected and reported on already.

you forgot the bit about how the trump white house had Twitter remove shiat they didn't like, actually violating the first amendment.

I don't understand how this is a violation of free speech.  Not saying it wasn't wrong for them doing it over hurting orange turds fee fees.   even as a government entity you can request stuff be taken down.  it is still up to the private company do what it wants to do and give the government a middle finger.  while the first amendment allows you to say anything you want, it is not without consequences.  IE yell bomb on a plane, or fire in a crowded place.   I bet eventually in the "twitter files" you will see some FBI/Homeland ect..  asking for terrorist stuff to be taken down or banned. again, asking for it to do.

The First Amendment protects you from. The government telling you what you can or can't say. For instance Joe Biden's Campaign asking Twitter to remove his son's Dick Pics from Twitter is not a First Amendment Vi ...

I didn't see that one or more twitter files and what they asked to be removed.  However, I know campaign and staffing get blurred when getting into office.  However, as I said, I wouldn't be surprised if government agencies ask Twitter and others to remove items all the time these items would be about national security or terriorist style activity IE. Now if it is a demand or else, then yeah it would bounce up against the First Amendment.  due to Twitter being private and somewhat anonymous.  If the posts were made by let's say Chinese bots would it still bounce up against the 1st?  who knows.  lots of legal leeway and wiggle room these lawmakers make for themselves but not for us kind of thing.  or is it where the data lives? IE in sanfran? what if twitter decentralized the data around the globe..


There can be an implied threat even if it's not explicit. If a guy in a black suit, sunglasses and and earpiece comes to your business and asks you to do something, are you going to tell him to come back with a court order?
 
2022-12-05 7:31:18 PM  

zgrizz: Keep trying Libbies. This will turn into treason for Biden and Kamela ... and they will not escape jail.

This is serious, not made-up Russia stuff.


Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in suppressing the free Publication of a Tallywhacker.
 
2022-12-06 12:43:38 AM  

Mikey1969: replacementcool: Mikey1969: Asked about Kanye's suspension, Musk says he did it because the swastika image was an incitement of violence, and suggests that it was a violation of US law.
Swastikas are obviously problematic symbols, but I'm not aware that sharing them is a violation of any US law.

That's because we're an actual free country, unlike Germany, and "free country" includes hate symbols as well. Too bad Musk is so clueless about law, considering the platform he just bought.

few things make me laugh harder than americans alleging only they know what freedom is, and that they live in a free country.

Sorry making words illegal is not "freedom", so eat shiat, because I didn't say only Americans. But I DID use an example of a hypocritical place that claims to be a democracy, while it isn't.


Swastikas are an incitement to criminal activity. Literally they are symbols calling for genocide. You cannot incite people to criminal acts. That is illegal. Thus the swastika should be ruled illegal.
 
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