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    More: Interesting, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, NBC, Late Night, Conan O'Brien, first appearance of the Masturbating Bear, Jon Stewart, masturbating bear, Late Night writer Michael Gordon  
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2766 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Dec 2022 at 7:55 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-04 11:23:45 PM  
Note to self: turn safe-search back on before googling "masturbating bear".
 
2022-12-05 6:12:32 AM  
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2022-12-05 8:19:49 AM  
You and me both, brother. You and me both.
 
2022-12-05 8:50:11 AM  
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2022-12-05 8:50:29 AM  
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2022-12-05 8:50:53 AM  
This would be the fourth, unmentioned bear in Goldilocks and the Three Bears, I presume.
 
2022-12-05 8:53:10 AM  
When the cocaine bear stuff came out a few weeks ago I at first thought it was this but was mixing up cocaine werewolf and masturbating bear. They'd be a great movie comedy duo.
 
2022-12-05 9:24:59 AM  
Hey, kinda bear farker!
 
2022-12-05 11:00:38 AM  

UberNeuman: [Fark user image 425x239]


I am Malcolm X. Malcolm X Day
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2022-12-05 11:25:20 AM  
Still, on the claims to fame list of excellence, That's at least in the top 200.
 
2022-12-05 11:46:03 AM  
That was a fun read.  Somehow I forgot about the frozen in carbonite sketch.
 
2022-12-05 12:41:39 PM  
This season of The Masked Singer has jumped the shark.
 
2022-12-05 1:49:42 PM  
Ah.  The comedy genius of The Masturbating Bear. 😂
 
2022-12-05 4:16:25 PM  

GoodHomer: This would be the fourth, unmentioned bear in Goldilocks and the Three Bears, I presume.


That wasn't porridge.
 
2022-12-05 4:35:07 PM  
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2022-12-05 7:05:54 PM  
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2022-12-05 7:59:46 PM  
Yeah, but what does he know, he sucks the heads off fish.
What do I know, I'm a bear!
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2022-12-05 10:28:44 PM  
That guy was the masturbating bear?

I always assumed Conan staff writer Louis C.K. was the masturbating bear.

/ when choosing a career... do what you love
 
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