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(Dread Central)   So have you said to yourself "I wish someone would do a Christian version of Saw?" Me either, but here it is anyway   (dreadcentral.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Roddy Piper, Christian film, Saw, Jigsaw Killer, Saw II, Saw V, Saw III, Leigh Whannell  
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2022-12-05 6:28:38 AM  
So...Isn't that just the Stations of the Cross?
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A person is imprisoned, tortured and killed while being tormented by an imaginary all-seeing being's voice?
Check, check, and check
 
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2022-12-05 6:33:55 AM  
Jesus could've done with a saw.
 
2022-12-05 7:04:38 AM  
I'd rather be captured by Jigsaw.
 
2022-12-05 7:06:22 AM  
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2022-12-05 7:09:35 AM  
It's not news. It's an ad for a seven year old film.
 
2022-12-05 7:23:37 AM  
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"Torture people in the name of the church? Nobody expects that! Nobody except for three types of people! Historians, journalists, sociologists, and atheists!"

"That's four, sir!"

"Drat! We'll come in again!"
 
2022-12-05 7:25:22 AM  

Psychopompous: So...Isn't that just the Stations of the Cross?
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A person is imprisoned, tortured and killed while being tormented by an imaginary all-seeing being's voice?
Check, check, and check


it's totally not a human sacrifice cult.

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2022-12-05 7:28:10 AM  
Isn't that a Left Behind movie?
 
2022-12-05 8:07:06 AM  
The Reconciler is available to watch for free now on Tubi.

Sorry, but those terms are unacceptable. You are going to have to pay me to watch it.
 
2022-12-05 8:58:12 AM  
Thought Mel Gibson already made the christer version of Saw.
 
2022-12-05 9:31:49 AM  
 
2022-12-05 9:34:30 AM  
So have you said to yourself "I wish someone would do a Christian version of Saw?" Me either neither, but here it is anyway
 
2022-12-05 9:36:03 AM  
So what, does Jesus finally come back to life to saw for them?
 
2022-12-05 10:06:03 AM  
I was thinking "so like an inverted version of "Seven?"
 
2022-12-05 10:06:11 AM  

Psychopompous: So...Isn't that just the Stations of the Cross?
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A person is imprisoned, tortured and killed while being tormented by an imaginary all-seeing being's voice?
Check, check, and check


My formerly Catholic Mom would tell us about the Stations of the Cross horror show her church would put up every Christmas

"Jesus died for your sins, therefore all of this is YOUR FAULT"
 
2022-12-05 10:44:53 AM  
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my aim is alcohol
 
2022-12-05 10:45:05 AM  
Organized religion is a form of masochism.
 
2022-12-05 11:39:41 AM  

lonomoholo: So have you said to yourself "I wish someone would do a Christian version of Saw?" Me either neither, but here it is anyway


Wow, someone even more insufferable than the evangelists.
 
2022-12-05 12:59:20 PM  
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I think this scene sums up on how we all feel.
 
2022-12-05 5:46:17 PM  
So it's a film adaptation of the Book of Job?
 
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