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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)   Why did Florida Man stab his mom, sister, resulting in mother's death? "Because she never pushed me to be a man"   (cbs12.com) divider line
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2293 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Dec 2022 at 2:35 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-04 9:23:40 PM  
Killing your parents is basically just throwing a tantrum but with knives.  So great job on going backward.
 
2022-12-04 9:25:12 PM  
Killing your mom isn't very manly, Florida man.
 
2022-12-04 11:53:40 PM  
Dang, his neck is as wide as his head.

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2022-12-05 12:22:22 AM  

Lorelle: Dang, his neck is as wide as his head.

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But is the neck wide or head pin?
 
2022-12-05 2:05:31 AM  
21? How the hell would he know what makes someone a man? I'm sure his mother had a better idea of manliness than he could, having been born practically yesterday.
 
2022-12-05 2:41:03 AM  
Well, you'll have plenty of time now, princess. Raiford will make a man out of you one way or another.
 
2022-12-05 2:42:26 AM  
"Curse you, sister-mom, for not making me more like you!" <smashes mirror>

/wut?
 
2022-12-05 2:42:49 AM  
The real tragedy here, as with COVID-19 anti-vaxxers, is that Florida people aren't killing each other fast enough.
 
2022-12-05 2:50:58 AM  
Pornhub is not real life. Your Mom is not going to make you a man.
 
2022-12-05 2:51:54 AM  
I'm sure she tried.
Johnny Cash - Mama Tried
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2022-12-05 2:55:55 AM  
So, she wouldn't buy him a gift certificate to the local scrotum tanning salon?
 
2022-12-05 2:58:30 AM  
Now he can go to prison and finally become a real man.
 
2022-12-05 3:29:05 AM  
Let me guess...this guy is an Andrew Tate fan?

*blech*
 
2022-12-05 3:35:59 AM  
Real Men
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2022-12-05 3:37:15 AM  
I smell incel.
 
2022-12-05 3:41:42 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Well, you'll have plenty of time now, princess. Raiford will make a man out of you one way or another.


FSP isn't too bad, as far as Florida prisons go. He'll probably get classified as pysch at CFRC during intake and get sent to a real "scenic" spot, like Sumpter or ACI. He is lucky in that he was in Kissimmee instead of a bit farther north. The redneck guards at NFRC (Lake Butler) would be as likely to kill him as not before he even makes it to his main camp.
/He's completely farked and deserves everything he's gonna get.
 
2022-12-05 4:03:46 AM  
So now he got hired to be part of the governors cabinet?
 
2022-12-05 4:40:36 AM  
So where is dear old dad anyway? Isn't he supposed to be showing the boy the way to being a man? Cause we women don't really have those instructions.
 
2022-12-05 4:42:54 AM  
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2022-12-05 4:59:07 AM  
Worst porn, evar.
 
2022-12-05 5:01:52 AM  
"When I needed help with my homework, my mom just helped me with my homework!  When my sister came back from college, she just said hello and went about her day. Neither of them made me a man!"
 
2022-12-05 6:35:22 AM  
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2022-12-05 6:45:33 AM  
THE GODFATHER - You can act like a Man!
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2022-12-05 6:59:20 AM  
I'm going to guess his mother saw the futility of such an endeavor, and never really tried.
 
2022-12-05 7:17:35 AM  
Incel is about to get all the sex he wants - in prison.

Just not necessarily the kind he wanted.
 
2022-12-05 7:29:20 AM  

Wobambo: "Curse you, sister-mom, for not making me more like you!" <smashes mirror>

/wut?


My sister! My mother! My sister! My mother! My sister is my mother!
 
2022-12-05 8:20:43 AM  
To male transexuals: are you *really* sure you want to be associated with this? Like, unlike cis people, you've got options.
 
2022-12-05 8:22:10 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Killing your mom isn't very manly, Florida man.


Yeah, traditionally you're supposed to kill your father, and fark your mom, not the other way around.
 
2022-12-05 8:24:41 AM  
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2022-12-05 8:47:47 AM  
What a Sisley.
 
2022-12-05 8:50:23 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Well, you'll have plenty of time now, princess. Raiford will make a man out of you one way or another.


Mulan | I'll Make A Man Out Of You | Disney Sing-Along
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I mean, there's a sing a long and everything :P
 
2022-12-05 8:53:02 AM  

barefoot2008: So where is dear old dad anyway? Isn't he supposed to be showing the boy the way to being a man? Cause we women don't really have those instructions.


Um, it's Florida
 
2022-12-05 9:04:32 AM  
Next up on Fox: "Mother gets what's coming to her...."
 
2022-12-05 9:58:26 AM  
Clearly this dude has been consuming a lot of Tucker Carlson and Madison Cawthorn lately.

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2022-12-05 10:48:39 AM  
You'll get a fark load of pushing where you're going cupcake.
 
2022-12-05 10:56:41 AM  
He should have just gone to see the doctor.  Seven days, tops.

I can make you a man (from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
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2022-12-05 11:57:37 AM  
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2022-12-05 12:01:34 PM  
Sure. No matter what it is, every terrible thing a man does is a woman's fault. Just ask some of the manly men on Fark.
 
2022-12-05 12:34:39 PM  

Gordon Bennett: I smell incel.


Well take a shower. With soap.
 
2022-12-05 12:36:40 PM  

Wireless Joe: Seven days, tops.


(and six long nights)
 
2022-12-05 1:56:26 PM  
Where he's going, he'll just be another biatch.
 
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