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(ESPN)   Monday Night Football features the Saints against Bucs. Andy Dalton vs Tom Brady. Will New Orleans march to victory or will Tampa take control of the NFC South? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-12-04 11:55:25 PM  
May this actually be a close game unlike the Sunday Night game.
 
2022-12-05 4:09:14 AM  
I'm a Bucs fan and all I want for Christmas is for a team to win the NFC South with a losing record.

So, tie?

*places paper bag over head*
 
2022-12-05 9:21:35 AM  
I won't be around for the start of the game, so here is what I expect to return to.

mid/late second quarter, bucs are down ~21 points and somehow NO still hasn't had their first offensive possession.

Both teams stink, but NO has had my bucs number for a few years now, so as much as I like to think the bucs are a better team, I'm expecting a big fat loss in this one.
 
2022-12-05 9:52:56 AM  
Well, on the plus side I took my 7 y.o. nephew to his first game, Bucs vs ATL in Raymond James. He was so excited to see TB12.

They won that game, but now he knows what being a fan means. And it sucks more often then it doesn't.
 
2022-12-05 10:10:05 AM  

DannyBrandt: I'm a Bucs fan and all I want for Christmas is for a team to win the NFC South with a losing record.

So, tie?

*places paper bag over head*


The lowest possible record to win the NFC South is currently 6-11. It is possible to end with a four-way tie at 6-11, which is what I am hoping for.
 
2022-12-05 11:24:40 AM  
I keep quitting watching the Saints, and somehow they keep losing while still being 2 games out of the division lead...

I too am rooting for a 6-11 division winner.
 
2022-12-05 1:21:22 PM  

Ethertap: I won't be around for the start of the game, so here is what I expect to return to.

mid/late second quarter, bucs are down ~21 points and somehow NO still hasn't had their first offensive possession.

Both teams stink, but NO has had my bucs number for a few years now, so as much as I like to think the bucs are a better team, I'm expecting a big fat loss in this one.


Don't worry too much.  I've been a Saints fan since Bum Phillips.  The Bucs will be the beneficiary of the Saints perma-curse.
 
2022-12-05 5:47:36 PM  
Ah... Geez...

I thought this week sucked enough re: what football I had offered in my location... and now we get Brady?

F*ck this timeline.
 
2022-12-05 7:24:09 PM  
I'm absolutely sobbing right now. If you're a parent and you're not doing the same when that child was screaming in pain "why is this happening to me" you need to turn your kids over to someone else.
 
2022-12-05 7:43:59 PM  
Go giant meteor!
 
2022-12-05 7:48:19 PM  
Go BEES
 
2022-12-05 7:48:43 PM  
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Not particularly compelling guests this week
 
2022-12-05 8:01:28 PM  

UNC_Samurai: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x1062]

Not particularly compelling guests this week


Who?
 
2022-12-05 8:02:19 PM  
Watching tonight from a hotel bar in College Park, MD with a Loose Cannon IPA and a margherita flatbread pizza. Might stay vertical for the first half.
 
2022-12-05 8:03:04 PM  

Bunny Deville: UNC_Samurai: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x1062]

Not particularly compelling guests this week

Who?


Three people who have never been in my kitchen?
 
2022-12-05 8:05:33 PM  
What the heck is that on Buck's face?

/ rooting for the 'Aints in this one
// we need a Brady-less playoff
 
2022-12-05 8:09:17 PM  
The NFC South, the "How Hard Could It Be?" division

I don't really care about a single team in this division. fark Tom Brady, though

g'evenin', fellow foobaw reprobates!
 
2022-12-05 8:10:19 PM  

Quivering Moist: The NFC South, the "How Hard Could It Be?" division

I don't really care about a single team in this division. fark Tom Brady, though

g'evenin', fellow foobaw reprobates!


Good evening sir.

/ hat tip
 
2022-12-05 8:11:17 PM  

Quivering Moist: The NFC South, the "How Hard Could It Be?" division

I don't really care about a single team in this division. fark Tom Brady, though

g'evenin', fellow foobaw reprobates!


fark Tom Brady in the goatass.
 
2022-12-05 8:11:29 PM  
No Marshawn Lattimore?

Well

At least Mike Evans has a chance at not being ejected now
 
2022-12-05 8:14:27 PM  

cfreak: Quivering Moist: The NFC South, the "How Hard Could It Be?" division

I don't really care about a single team in this division. fark Tom Brady, though

g'evenin', fellow foobaw reprobates!

Good evening sir.

/ hat tip


'eyas Freaky, how's life treatin' ya?

The best line of all time, regarding these sad sack of creamsicles

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2022-12-05 8:15:54 PM  
Joe Buck is the Liz Truss of sports broadcasters
Joe Buck is the half empty bottle of ketchup in the back of your fridge that expired 3 years ago of sports broadcasters
Joe Buck is the broken windshield of the Cybertruck of sports broadcasters
Joe Buck is the grocery cart with the squeaky, wobbly wheel you didn't notice until you've already got stuff in your cart and you honestly didn't need a cart anyway, a basket would've been fine but you know you'll end up buying way more taffy than you should and there's no way it'll all fit in a cart of sports broadcasters
Joe Buck is the Pontiac Aztek of sports broadcaster

/ok I'm done now
 
2022-12-05 8:16:31 PM  

Quivering Moist: cfreak: Quivering Moist: The NFC South, the "How Hard Could It Be?" division

I don't really care about a single team in this division. fark Tom Brady, though

g'evenin', fellow foobaw reprobates!

Good evening sir.

/ hat tip

'eyas Freaky, how's life treatin' ya?

The best line of all time, regarding these sad sack of creamsicles

[Fark user image 259x194]


I can't complain too much. Work is stupid but I have a job and there's football on! :)
 
2022-12-05 8:18:04 PM  

Klippoklondike: Joe Buck is the Pontiac Aztek of sports broadcaster


Hey now. That's un-called for. What did the Aztek ever do to you?
 
2022-12-05 8:19:59 PM  

cfreak: Klippoklondike: Joe Buck is the Pontiac Aztek of sports broadcaster

Hey now. That's un-called for. What did the Aztek ever do to you?


My uncle had an Aztek, and he swears up and down it was one of the best overall quality domestic cars he ever had
 
2022-12-05 8:21:06 PM  
Andy Dalton is on the Saints now? Huh, how did I not know that?  I've always liked him but always felt bad for him because he never really had a good O-line to protect him. Especially on the Bengals. He goes out there week after week and gives his best but just kinda sucks.

Go Saints.
 
2022-12-05 8:22:24 PM  
Go Saints, I guess. Just beat the damned Buccaneers please because I hate Brady with the fire of a thousand suns.
 
2022-12-05 8:22:56 PM  

Quivering Moist: cfreak: Klippoklondike: Joe Buck is the Pontiac Aztek of sports broadcaster

Hey now. That's un-called for. What did the Aztek ever do to you?

My uncle had an Aztek, and he swears up and down it was one of the best overall quality domestic cars he ever had


I've heard the same from former owners. And the looks were just ahead of its time. So many of the recent model "crossovers" have the same shape and overall look.
 
2022-12-05 8:24:02 PM  
Wtf was Troy and joe yakkking about?
 
2022-12-05 8:24:16 PM  

Badafuco: Andy Dalton is on the Saints now? Huh, how did I not know that?  I've always liked him but always felt bad for him because he never really had a good O-line to protect him. Especially on the Bengals. He goes out there week after week and gives his best but just kinda sucks.

Go Saints.


He's radically changed his game from his Bengals days

He used to be very up and down. Roller coaster like. You never knew what you were gonna get. His goods were really good, his bads were utter drek

Now? Now he's 180 from that. He's utterly consistent. Not great, but not terrible. He's not flashy, but he also takes good care of the ball. He's a template journeyman game-manager QB now (which is NOT a deragatory thing)
 
2022-12-05 8:24:41 PM  

cfreak: Quivering Moist: cfreak: Klippoklondike: Joe Buck is the Pontiac Aztek of sports broadcaster

Hey now. That's un-called for. What did the Aztek ever do to you?

My uncle had an Aztek, and he swears up and down it was one of the best overall quality domestic cars he ever had

I've heard the same from former owners. And the looks were just ahead of its time. So many of the recent model "crossovers" have the same shape and overall look.


well now I feel bad.  I formally apologize to all Pontiac Azteks, for likening them to Joe Buck
 
2022-12-05 8:25:03 PM  

great_tigers: Wtf was Troy and joe yakkking about?


Brady has not thrown a red zone INT in like 340 attempts
 
2022-12-05 8:31:22 PM  
Oh, yea, for those that hadn't heard, as they mention

Baker Mayfield got released today
 
2022-12-05 8:32:07 PM  

Quivering Moist: Oh, yea, for those that hadn't heard, as they mention

Baker Mayfield got released today


Poor Baker.
 
2022-12-05 8:33:39 PM  

Quivering Moist: Oh, yea, for those that hadn't heard, as they mention

Baker Mayfield got released today


And as a Niners fan, I hope we don't sign him
 
2022-12-05 8:33:50 PM  
Well, the Saints didn't do much that possession
 
2022-12-05 8:33:53 PM  
It's splendid to see Dandy Alton back in prime time.
 
2022-12-05 8:34:42 PM  

Bunny Deville: Quivering Moist: Oh, yea, for those that hadn't heard, as they mention

Baker Mayfield got released today

Poor Baker.


I thought they really did him dirty in Cleveland, that's for certain

Granted, he didn't do himself any favors trying to play through the shoulder problems and utterly shiatting the bed, but what do you expect? He's a franchise QB, that's what they'll try and do

That he was able to do so was a failure of the coaching staff

Now I put Cleveland on the same list as the Cheatriots. THey deserve Watson and I feel bad for most of their fans
 
2022-12-05 8:34:54 PM  
Also, the words "splendid" and "gadzooks" are woefully underused.
 
2022-12-05 8:35:46 PM  

Bunny Deville: Quivering Moist: Oh, yea, for those that hadn't heard, as they mention

Baker Mayfield got released today

Poor Baker.


SF here he comes.
 
2022-12-05 8:37:11 PM  

djslowdive: Quivering Moist: Oh, yea, for those that hadn't heard, as they mention

Baker Mayfield got released today

And as a Niners fan, I hope we don't sign him


CMC about to have PTSD seeing him in the building 😆
 
2022-12-05 8:37:50 PM  

djslowdive: Quivering Moist: Oh, yea, for those that hadn't heard, as they mention

Baker Mayfield got released today

And as a Niners fan, I hope we don't sign him


There's a BUNCH of teams that could givve him a look

Rams need a QB

The Niners, as you mentioned

Atlanta, maybe (they STILL haven't given any snaps to whatshisface, the kid from last year...Riddler or whatever

The J E S T

Houston, they ain't got much happening under center down there either
 
2022-12-05 8:39:11 PM  
Broken up and the wideout got stuffed.  Always good to see Brady thwarted.
 
2022-12-05 8:39:26 PM  
MOAR PUNTING
 
2022-12-05 8:39:35 PM  

Quivering Moist: djslowdive: Quivering Moist: Oh, yea, for those that hadn't heard, as they mention

Baker Mayfield got released today

And as a Niners fan, I hope we don't sign him

There's a BUNCH of teams that could givve him a look

Rams need a QB

The Niners, as you mentioned

Atlanta, maybe (they STILL haven't given any snaps to whatshisface, the kid from last year...Riddler or whatever

The J E S T

Houston, they ain't got much happening under center down there either


Well, hopefully someone picks him up.
 
2022-12-05 8:39:56 PM  

seventypercent: MOAR PUNTING


Gonna be a lot of that tonight, I think
 
2022-12-05 8:40:06 PM  

Quivering Moist: seventypercent: MOAR PUNTING

Gonna be a lot of that tonight, I think


Good.
 
2022-12-05 8:40:39 PM  
Wow, a wine commercial during the NFL?

Barefoot must be huge.
 
2022-12-05 8:40:51 PM  
Two sub .500 teams battling it out for the division lead. Nice.
 
2022-12-05 8:41:11 PM  

Bunny Deville: Quivering Moist: djslowdive: Quivering Moist: Oh, yea, for those that hadn't heard, as they mention

Baker Mayfield got released today

And as a Niners fan, I hope we don't sign him

There's a BUNCH of teams that could givve him a look

Rams need a QB

The Niners, as you mentioned

Atlanta, maybe (they STILL haven't given any snaps to whatshisface, the kid from last year...Riddler or whatever

The J E S T

Houston, they ain't got much happening under center down there either

Well, hopefully someone picks him up.


I'm thinking Indy

They've been doing old guys and re-treads since Luck. This would give them a young'un to go with a new coaching staff next year
 
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