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(Some Guy)   If Catfishing was an Olympic sport, this New Zealand man might take the gold for managing to swindle a police car   (rnz.co.nz) divider line
    More: Amusing, Police car, Sexual intercourse, Road Policing Unit, Human sexuality, Tyler Rawiri Tetera, active police officer, young man's fake Tinder persona, Tetera's identity  
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2624 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2022 at 8:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-04 8:08:06 PM  
Hot Take: the only way catfish should be eaten is battered and fried.

/ oh...the OTHER kind of catfish
 
2022-12-04 8:11:04 PM  

iheartscotch: Hot Take: the only way catfish should be eaten is battered and fried.

/ oh...the OTHER kind of catfish


Blackened with Pontchartrain sauce is pretty good...
 
2022-12-04 8:17:20 PM  
Jesus, was it that cop's like first week on the job or something?  He hands over a car not once, but twice, followed by some body armor.  All this at the request of someone he's never even met and he doesn't bother, apparently, to look up in their internal employee system just to verify they even exist.  On top of that, he physically hands the stuff over to someone he thinks is a third party without even asking to see some official ID?

Like...is he just room temp IQ, or are all cops that trusting of other cops.  "Oh totes, happy to help. I mean you said you're a cop and that's good enough for me."

Kinda wish this guy had kept escalating the requests just to see how far officer pyle would go along with it.
 
2022-12-04 8:20:25 PM  
That is one dumb cop.
 
2022-12-04 8:25:31 PM  

kdawg7736: That is one dumb cop.


Fun Fact: the intentionally hire people to be cops who do not score too high on IQ tests because they feel that you'll get bored if you're too smart.

/ however...this is PARTICULARLY dumb
 
2022-12-04 8:34:03 PM  
It's nice to see that not only cops in the US are half-witted dildos.

/"Nice"...
 
2022-12-04 8:43:35 PM  
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2022-12-04 8:47:13 PM  

iheartscotch: Hot Take: the only way catfish should be eaten is battered and fried.

/ oh...the OTHER kind of catfish


We'd butter and batter them up, throw them in tinfoil and just let em sit above a low fire while we drank beers and waited for the next fishing bell to ring. Of course, this is when I lived in a van down by the river.
 
2022-12-04 8:51:59 PM  
Well, that's a huge relief. In the version I scrolled past it was a woman. I immediately thought of that one movie with Forrest Whittaker.

They can try, but FLman will produce no offspring with this criminal supergenus.

Species? Mimic? I forget.
 
2022-12-04 8:55:22 PM  
Need some hot bikini babes doing Catfish Noodling to really spice things up!

/didn't know what "Noodling " was until I saw some Utubbies on the subject!
 
2022-12-04 8:55:32 PM  

New Rising Sun: Jesus, was it that cop's like first week on the job or something?  He hands over a car not once, but twice, followed by some body armor.  All this at the request of someone he's never even met and he doesn't bother, apparently, to look up in their internal employee system just to verify they even exist.  On top of that, he physically hands the stuff over to someone he thinks is a third party without even asking to see some official ID?

Like...is he just room temp IQ, or are all cops that trusting of other cops.  "Oh totes, happy to help. I mean you said you're a cop and that's good enough for me."

Kinda wish this guy had kept escalating the requests just to see how far officer pyle would go along with it.


It's new zealand mate. It's like the shire but with maori.
 
2022-12-04 8:58:57 PM  
Man poses as attractive blonde woman

Man poses as unattractive blonde woman doesn't usually have positive results- plus who doesn't love the Wayans brothers:

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2022-12-04 9:04:21 PM  
what an alluring blonde in uniform might look like.

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2022-12-04 9:39:21 PM  
He told the report writer he was groomed by an older man when he was 14, who gave him gifts and money in return for sexual abuse that ended only when he moved to Auckland at 17. He said lying to his parents was his first experience of deception.


Yeah, he is an authority figure fetishist.
 
2022-12-04 10:33:30 PM  
I'm a big-tittied French model.

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2022-12-04 11:04:05 PM  

iheartscotch: kdawg7736: That is one dumb cop.

Fun Fact: the intentionally hire people to be cops who do not score too high on IQ tests because they feel that you'll get bored if you're too smart.

/ however...this is PARTICULARLY dumb


Wrong country bud
 
2022-12-05 6:53:44 AM  

iheartscotch: Hot Take: the only way catfish should be eaten is battered and fried.

/ oh...the OTHER kind of catfish


I was just thinking of that. The question remains, flour or cornmeal?
 
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