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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?   (ktla.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, English Channel, Channel Islands, Silver Strand Beach, Ventura County, California, Channel Islands of California, Odor, mass migration of sea lions, Olfaction  
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3314 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2022 at 9:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-04 7:42:26 PM  
Pardon me, I overheard what you did there, subby.
 
2022-12-04 9:07:28 PM  
They bite. And they'll sink your boat.
 
2022-12-04 9:08:19 PM  

covfefe: Pardon me, I overheard what you did there, subby.


Now you've done it, subby.
 
2022-12-04 9:10:01 PM  
Unpleasant.
 
2022-12-04 9:11:15 PM  
I just don't care much for sea lions.
 
2022-12-04 9:11:52 PM  

covfefe: Pardon me, I overheard what you did there, subby.


Told you dude.

Sea lions.
 
2022-12-04 9:11:59 PM  
Surf Punks - Locals Only
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2022-12-04 9:12:24 PM  
 
2022-12-04 9:14:01 PM  
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2022-12-04 9:14:39 PM  
For those who don't get the reference, Check this out.
 
2022-12-04 9:17:07 PM  
I'm busy right now!
 
2022-12-04 9:17:29 PM  
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2022-12-04 9:18:43 PM  

Vitamin_R: [Fark user image image 240x135]


30 seconds...*shakes tiny fist*...
 
2022-12-04 9:19:51 PM  
I AM TRYING TO EAT BREAKFAST!
 
2022-12-04 9:21:28 PM  
sotua: I'm busy right now! You're in my house!

FTFM
 
2022-12-04 9:22:17 PM  
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2022-12-04 9:23:52 PM  
Nothing a little leptospirosis can't fix.
 
2022-12-04 9:24:54 PM  
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/total-fear-california-teen-describes-attacked-sea-lion/story?id=63856931

https://www.the-sun.com/news/5161854/worlds-worst-sea-lion-attacks-maul-bite-savage/amp/
 
2022-12-04 9:24:55 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: I AM TRYING TO EAT BREAKFAST!


Username strangely fits.
 
2022-12-04 9:27:42 PM  
 
2022-12-04 9:27:59 PM  
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2022-12-04 9:28:19 PM  
It has been a bit stormy, probably why they are hanging out for a bit.

/ Oh no, rain! Wait ...
 
2022-12-04 9:28:50 PM  
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2022-12-04 9:32:17 PM  
Sea Lion?

Watch out for the 20+ foot tall Leopard Seals.

https://amp.theguardian.com/uk/2003/jul/24/science.highereducation
 
2022-12-04 9:33:47 PM  

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biatch took my fish!
 
2022-12-04 9:40:12 PM  
Tuskless pinniped bastards.
 
2022-12-04 9:47:13 PM  
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2022-12-04 9:48:58 PM  
The stench on beaches and docks where sea lions are found can stun a vulture.  Trash boats and entire docks as that odor just won't bleach away.
 
2022-12-04 9:55:18 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [img.ifunny.co image 637x980]


One sea lion in the politics tab took offense recently at people being called out for sea lioning.
They asked for evidence as to what behavior caused such a reaction and stated that civil discourse would be more effective than ridicule.
 
2022-12-04 9:58:00 PM  
I'd RTFA but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.


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2022-12-04 10:32:03 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [img.ifunny.co image 637x980]


... I now actually understand Sealioning.

Thank you. I was about to come in here and ELI5 request because I genuinely never understood it.
 
2022-12-04 10:32:36 PM  
a sea lion once stole my ipod.

/not really
 
2022-12-04 10:33:25 PM  

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i don't know why that is so awesome but it just is.
 
2022-12-04 10:35:48 PM  
A sea lion banged my mom.  But I guess you guys know my mom, so.

Yeah I ain't got no trouble with sea lions.
 
2022-12-04 10:46:13 PM  
"Hundreds of sea lions have taken over a Ventura County beach"

What the phoque?!
 
2022-12-04 10:47:15 PM  
Can has bukkit?
 
2022-12-04 10:51:03 PM  
On Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, they had a caller from San Diego complain about pupping season. They're cute, but will mess up a good surf session by playing and drawing out adults to get in the way.
 
2022-12-04 10:52:05 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: "Hundreds of sea lions have taken over a Ventura County beach"

What the phoque?!


JACK NICHOLSON-CHINATOWN-Very sarcastic guy
Youtube dqgCog3fRoo
 
2022-12-04 10:58:44 PM  

FleshMonkey: some_beer_drinker: [img.ifunny.co image 637x980]

One sea lion in the politics tab took offense recently at people being called out for sea lioning.
They asked for evidence as to what behavior caused such a reaction and stated that civil discourse would be more effective than ridicule.


But ridicule is so much more fun, welcome to dark!
 
2022-12-04 11:00:04 PM  
A sea lion once cut in front of me in line to a movie, and stole my date. I seriously hate those guys. Caitlin can also shove it.

I HOPE YOU LIKED THAT SEA LION DICK, CAITLIN. NOW YOU HAVE CRABS.
 
2022-12-04 11:00:30 PM  

skiinstructor: FleshMonkey: some_beer_drinker: [img.ifunny.co image 637x980]

One sea lion in the politics tab took offense recently at people being called out for sea lioning.
They asked for evidence as to what behavior caused such a reaction and stated that civil discourse would be more effective than ridicule.

But ridicule is so much more fun, welcome to dark!


Fark...
 
2022-12-04 11:00:56 PM  

Ringshadow: some_beer_drinker: [img.ifunny.co image 637x980]

... I now actually understand Sealioning.

Thank you. I was about to come in here and ELI5 request because I genuinely never understood it.


However, accusing someone else of sealioning is frequently what people do when they make a claim and are asked to back that claim up but are unable to.

Accusing the person of sealioning is the same as throwing a smokebomb and running away. You have to look at the context in which it is used and decide whether it is justified or not. Otherwise anyone can claim anything and never be questioned.
 
2022-12-04 11:04:34 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Ringshadow: some_beer_drinker: [img.ifunny.co image 637x980]

... I now actually understand Sealioning.

Thank you. I was about to come in here and ELI5 request because I genuinely never understood it.

However, accusing someone else of sealioning is frequently what people do when they make a claim and are asked to back that claim up but are unable to.

Accusing the person of sealioning is the same as throwing a smokebomb and running away. You have to look at the context in which it is used and decide whether it is justified or not. Otherwise anyone can claim anything and never be questioned.


And so it begins.
 
2022-12-04 11:05:32 PM  
What I can't stand about sea lions is their insistent mispronunciation of "mollusk." The accent is on the first syllable, you smooth-brained pinnipeds.
 
2022-12-04 11:08:23 PM  

thorpe: Carter Pewterschmidt: Ringshadow: some_beer_drinker: [img.ifunny.co image 637x980]

... I now actually understand Sealioning.

Thank you. I was about to come in here and ELI5 request because I genuinely never understood it.

However, accusing someone else of sealioning is frequently what people do when they make a claim and are asked to back that claim up but are unable to.

Accusing the person of sealioning is the same as throwing a smokebomb and running away. You have to look at the context in which it is used and decide whether it is justified or not. Otherwise anyone can claim anything and never be questioned.

And so it begins.


From a link above:

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2022-12-04 11:08:54 PM  
You know how humans share about 20% of their DNA with pine trees? Well, that's about how closely related sea "lions" are to real lions.

F*cking posers.
 
2022-12-04 11:10:17 PM  

skiinstructor: skiinstructor: FleshMonkey: some_beer_drinker: [img.ifunny.co image 637x980]

One sea lion in the politics tab took offense recently at people being called out for sea lioning.
They asked for evidence as to what behavior caused such a reaction and stated that civil discourse would be more effective than ridicule.

But ridicule is so much more fun, welcome to dark!

Fark...


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2022-12-04 11:12:06 PM  
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2022-12-04 11:14:13 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Ringshadow: some_beer_drinker: [img.ifunny.co image 637x980]

... I now actually understand Sealioning.

Thank you. I was about to come in here and ELI5 request because I genuinely never understood it.

However, accusing someone else of sealioning is frequently what people do when they make a claim and are asked to back that claim up but are unable to.

Accusing the person of sealioning is the same as throwing a smokebomb and running away. You have to look at the context in which it is used and decide whether it is justified or not. Otherwise anyone can claim anything and never be questioned.


Found the sea lion
 
2022-12-04 11:18:24 PM  
Pine trees and lions last seen furiously giving each other stink eye.
 
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