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(PennLive)   Cops search apartment to find paperwork to prove ownership of motorcycle involved in murder of teen. Find three handguns, multiple pistol and AR-15 magazines, ammo, four pounds of marijuana and suspect hiding between toilet and bathtub under shower curtain   (pennlive.com) divider line
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2022-12-04 12:39:39 PM  
In case they fix it, here's the headline.

Cops search apartment to find paperwork to prove ownership of motorcycle involved in murder of teen. Find three handguns, multiple pistols, AR15 magazines,ammo, 4 pounds of marijuana and suspect hiding between toilet and bathtub under shower curtain

[blink blink] huh? reads article.  Oh, 3 handguns, multiple pistol and AR15 magazines, ammo.....   Oh, that makes more sense.
 
2022-12-04 1:01:51 PM  
#HidingFauxPas
 
2022-12-04 2:43:14 PM  
i wrap myself up like that when i'm pooing at a friend's place.
 
2022-12-04 5:19:05 PM  
And a partridge in a pear tree
 
2022-12-04 5:43:03 PM  
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2022-12-04 5:44:31 PM  
Wait, fark isn't cool with comical "personal use" amounts of pot all of a sudden? In a legal state?
 
2022-12-04 5:45:36 PM  
Wait, they didn't go in guns blazing and kill whoever's inside?

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2022-12-04 5:45:44 PM  
Other acceptable bathroom hiding options:
Toilet tank
Under toilet tank
Underneath sink
 
2022-12-04 5:47:26 PM  
AR15 magazines but no AR15's, hmm

/drtfa
 
2022-12-04 5:49:58 PM  
But did they find the paperwork?
 
2022-12-04 5:50:38 PM  
Solid Snake still on the loose

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2022-12-04 5:52:13 PM  
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2022-12-04 5:53:09 PM  
" ... AR15 magazines ... "

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/ shown: issue 4
 
2022-12-04 5:54:09 PM  
Pissing this guy off was a bad move.
 
2022-12-04 5:54:15 PM  

nakmuay: [i.imgur.com image 570x759]


"At first, fred didn't know how to react to 5' ceilings...."
 
2022-12-04 6:11:24 PM  
They're always in the last place you look.
 
2022-12-04 6:16:34 PM  
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Separated at birth?
 
2022-12-04 6:16:59 PM  

Somaticasual: #HidingFauxPas


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2022-12-04 6:18:03 PM  

Trik: AR15 magazines but no AR15's, hmm

/drtfa


Article doesn't say they found the gun. The killer must've left it at his grow house or something.
 
2022-12-04 6:18:39 PM  

nakmuay: [i.imgur.com image 570x759]


nakmuay: [i.imgur.com image 570x759]


Gunwitch?! Its been a long minute since I've seen that picture. Pickup Artist Guru who served time for shooting a girl in the face and got several beatdowns from the victim's family and friends.
 
2022-12-04 6:23:50 PM  

nakmuay: [i.imgur.com image 570x759]


Dude has some major fupa action going on.
 
2022-12-04 6:23:59 PM  
Rivera then drove away from the murder scene on the motorcycle, leaving the teen to die on the street not far from where he lived, police said.

He died as he lived, not far.
 
2022-12-04 6:32:45 PM  
One dead one in jail for life.

Sounds like the city is a better place.
 
2022-12-04 6:36:37 PM  

Turbo Cojones: One dead one in jail for life.

Sounds like the city is a better place.


Except for all the people who can't score any weed now because the connect got jammed up.
 
2022-12-04 6:38:12 PM  
Harrisburg police went to Rivera's apartment on Seventh Street around 6 a.m. to try to find paperwork for the stolen motorcycle....

Rivera never reported the motorcycle to police as stolen, prosecutors said, and it's unclear if Rivera was able to prove to police that he owned the motorcycle...

So few things I am missing, how did the police end up at his house? He didn't report it stolen did they suspect/know he was the killer to begin with?  If it wasn't reported stolen how did they get a warrant to search for paperwork for a stolen bike?

Also vaguely seems to be giving me the vibe if he had reported it stolen or showed ownership killing the kid would be less serious
 
2022-12-04 6:39:08 PM  
I had the cops raid my condo three times. Why? I was a chem major, so I would amuse myself by setting up some simple labware (a Soxhlet extractor, if you care) to extract essential oils from plants like roses and lavender. I didn't hide it. It was set up on my dining room table. The yearly external window cleaners reported it, and the nightmare began. To cops, all home lab setups are meth labs. Ya, meth. From a pile of flowers and some hexane.

Finally gave up. It wasn't worth the hassle.
 
2022-12-04 6:44:30 PM  
  If you see someone on your stolen bike, make sure to shoot them in the front and stick around for some half-assed CPR.    Works better if you aren't a career criminal though!    #TheMoreYouKnow

Career criminal in jail, vehicle thief dead?   Win win !

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2022-12-04 6:44:39 PM  

offacue: In case they fix it, here's the headline.

Cops search apartment to find paperwork to prove ownership of motorcycle involved in murder of teen. Find three handguns, multiple pistols, AR15 magazines,ammo, 4 pounds of marijuana and suspect hiding between toilet and bathtub under shower curtain

[blink blink] huh? reads article.  Oh, 3 handguns, multiple pistol and AR15 magazines, ammo.....   Oh, that makes more sense.


Well the ATF declared that Short Barreled Rifles with an arm brace are pistols, so stuff like that could certainly be the 'pistols' not included in the 'handgun' category.  Or maybe a case of journalists not knowing wtf is what, but I can see that happening too.
 
2022-12-04 6:45:02 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I had the cops raid my condo three times. Why? I was a chem major, so I would amuse myself by setting up some simple labware (a Soxhlet extractor, if you care) to extract essential oils from plants like roses and lavender. I didn't hide it. It was set up on my dining room table. The yearly external window cleaners reported it, and the nightmare began. To cops, all home lab setups are meth labs. Ya, meth. From a pile of flowers and some hexane.

Finally gave up. It wasn't worth the hassle.


rose scented meth does sound like a good idea though.
 
2022-12-04 6:48:18 PM  

gameshowhost: i wrap myself up like that when i'm pooing at a friend's place.


They watch, don't they?
 
2022-12-04 6:51:14 PM  

nakmuay: [i.imgur.com image 570x759]


Someone needs to photoshop that into the Larson cartoon.
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2022-12-04 6:54:07 PM  

IlGreven: Wait, they didn't go in guns blazing and kill whoever's inside?

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I'll gladly take that bet...$500 you say?

you might want to skim the article before yammering on with your pie-hole
 
2022-12-04 6:55:43 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Turbo Cojones: One dead one in jail for life.

Sounds like the city is a better place.

Except for all the people who can't score any weed now because the connect got jammed up.


Capitalism will fill the void!
 
2022-12-04 6:56:12 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I had the cops raid my condo three times. Why? I was a chem major, so I would amuse myself by setting up some simple labware (a Soxhlet extractor, if you care) to extract essential oils from plants like roses and lavender. I didn't hide it. It was set up on my dining room table. The yearly external window cleaners reported it, and the nightmare began. To cops, all home lab setups are meth labs. Ya, meth. From a pile of flowers and some hexane.

Finally gave up. It wasn't worth the hassle.


You have to remember, half of the country, and most of the cops, were C students in high school.
 
2022-12-04 7:01:48 PM  

Tentacle: Solid Snake still on the loose

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2022-12-04 7:03:02 PM  

NakedApe: Pissing this guy off was a bad move.


Well.... a motorcycle is more valuable than a bullet. And to some people, a human life is worth nothing.
 
2022-12-04 7:03:39 PM  

LiberalConservative: gameshowhost: i wrap myself up like that when i'm pooing at a friend's place.

They watch, don't they?


yeah they never really make me feel comfortable.
 
2022-12-04 7:13:24 PM  
So a typical Trump supporter?
 
2022-12-04 7:20:06 PM  

WillofJ2: So few things I am missing, how did the police end up at his house? He didn't report it stolen did they suspect/know he was the killer to begin with?  If it wasn't reported stolen how did they get a warrant to search for paperwork for a stolen bike?


They caught him riding the bike on a surveillance camera, presumably there was a license plate that was registered to him or his address. There was probably a witness who said the shooter rode off on the bike, the found the camera footage, boom, showed up at his house.

If it really WAS his bike:

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I don't think you deserve to be shot dead for being a thief, but there's an argument to be made for a good old-fashioned beating if you're habitual about it.
 
2022-12-04 7:24:47 PM  

IlGreven: Wait, they didn't go in guns blazing and kill whoever's inside?

(picture of Betty White)


Does the black guy in the article get honorary white status because the cops didn't kill him?
 
2022-12-04 7:29:05 PM  
three handguns, multiple pistols, AR15 magazines,ammo, 4 pounds of marijuana and suspect hiding between toilet and bathtub under shower curtain

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/too soon?
 
2022-12-04 7:30:11 PM  

Trik: AR15 magazines but no AR15's, hmm

/drtfa


Might be "shorty" AR-15 pistols; which are all the rage!  With the fore arm brace on it; even though every AR douche bro swears that they don't bring it up to their shoulder... so it still qualifies as a "pistol"!  ( or handgun, hard to keep all this in order!)
 
2022-12-04 7:42:58 PM  
"Teen"?  How about "thief".

It's much more pertinent to the story.
 
2022-12-04 7:48:34 PM  

Turbo Cojones: One dead one in jail for life.

Sounds like the city is a better place.


Sometimes these things just sort themselves out.
 
2022-12-04 7:57:45 PM  
My favorite part of the story is that he's being held at Dauphin County Prison. I took a look at that on Gmaps and the prison is right next to a shopping mall. Prison on the left, mall on the right:
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"You want to go visit your son?"
"No, let's grab lunch at Applebee's instead."
 
2022-12-04 8:03:41 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Turbo Cojones: One dead one in jail for life.

Sounds like the city is a better place.

Except for all the people who can't score any weed now because the connect got jammed up.


With great power comes great responsibility. If you're the source for all these people, you shouldn't blow people away for stealing your stuff. Only mob family members get to do that.
 
2022-12-04 8:10:17 PM  

offacue: In case they fix it, here's the headline.

Cops search apartment to find paperwork to prove ownership of motorcycle involved in murder of teen. Find three handguns, multiple pistols, AR15 magazines,ammo, 4 pounds of marijuana and suspect hiding between toilet and bathtub under shower curtain

[blink blink] huh? reads article.  Oh, 3 handguns, multiple pistol and AR15 magazines, ammo.....   Oh, that makes more sense.


That does indeed make much more sense. Commas matter.
 
2022-12-04 8:31:06 PM  

JRoo: So a typical Trump supporter?


A Latin guy with 4 pounds of weed?
 
2022-12-04 9:21:34 PM  

anuran: nakmuay: [i.imgur.com image 570x759]

nakmuay: [i.imgur.com image 570x759]

Gunwitch?! Its been a long minute since I've seen that picture. Pickup Artist Guru who served time for shooting a girl in the face and got several beatdowns from the victim's family and friends.


That's a "pickup artist?"
 
2022-12-04 9:32:02 PM  

Birnone: My favorite part of the story is that he's being held at Dauphin County Prison. I took a look at that on Gmaps and the prison is right next to a shopping mall. Prison on the left, mall on the right:
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"You want to go visit your son?"
"No, let's grab lunch at Applebee's instead."


The name confused me for a minute but that facility serves as a jail AND a prison, so it holds pre-trial and sentenced offenders both. Not surprisingly, since it's Pennsylvania, it also has a hard time keeping inmates alive.

16 dead since 2019 - including one prisoner who froze to death in his own cell after repeatedly complaining about ice on the inside of his cell.
 
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