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(Wikipedia)   He's got 99 problems, but a birthday ain't one. Happy 53rd birthday to Jay-Z   (en.m.wikipedia.org) divider line
    More: Cool, Jay-Z, debut album, previous release, Jay-Z's first chart-topper, Kanye West, first release, new distribution deal, Jay-Z album  
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2022-12-04 4:04:07 PM  
Hit me!

/No, don't hit me
//Seriously, no
///Three is the magic number
 
2022-12-04 4:08:28 PM  

HeadbangerSmurf: Hit me!



Danger Mouse - 99 Problems
Youtube DtfEYuZhDjo


They crazy for this one, Rick!

/S'your boy!
 
2022-12-04 4:11:32 PM  
Why are these threads still getting green lights? It was his 50th or 60th, then maybe, but what's significant about Jay-Z's 53rd? Or tomorrow's guy's 62nd?
 
2022-12-04 4:15:13 PM  

Puffyshirt: what's significant about Jay-Z


FTFY.

/Next green light: Jay-Z took out the trash!
 
2022-12-04 4:16:24 PM  

Puffyshirt: Why are these threads still getting green lights? It was his 50th or 60th, then maybe, but what's significant about Jay-Z's 53rd? Or tomorrow's guy's 62nd?


It's because you're not submitting interesting entertainment articles every day.

/ runs
 
2022-12-04 4:22:39 PM  

Puffyshirt: Why are these threads still getting green lights? It was his 50th or 60th, then maybe, but what's significant about Jay-Z's 53rd? Or tomorrow's guy's 62nd?


Kanye threads got a lot of response? I dunno. I got nothing to say about Jay Z.
 
2022-12-04 5:13:17 PM  
Oldie but a goodie:
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2022-12-04 6:07:48 PM  

firesign: Oldie but a goodie:
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Although, there was that one stretch for Jay Z:

Beyoncé - Hold Up (Video)
Youtube PeonBmeFR8o
 
2022-12-04 6:18:10 PM  
98 of them are about his wife.
 
2022-12-04 6:34:45 PM  

drewogatory: I got nothing to say about Jay Z.


Jay-Z, Rick Rubin recording "99 Problems"
Youtube FqNDYvsOZkc
 
2022-12-04 6:40:39 PM  

Puffyshirt: Why are these threads still getting green lights?


Because of what you do at night in front of God and Dead Grandma and errbody.
 
2022-12-04 6:43:40 PM  

Puffyshirt: Why are these threads still getting green lights? It was his 50th or 60th, then maybe, but what's significant about Jay-Z's 53rd? Or tomorrow's guy's 62nd?


Do I look like mind reader, sir? I don't know.
 
2022-12-04 7:08:56 PM  

Polish Hussar: firesign: Oldie but a goodie:
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Although, there was that one stretch for Jay Z:

[YouTube video: Beyoncé - Hold Up (Video)]


Becky with the good hair.
 
2022-12-04 8:55:13 PM  
The awkwardness of jayZ backstage with phish

Phish talking to Jay Z re: DK backstage Brooklyn 9-18-04
Youtube AbnsrCbxBwo
 
2022-12-04 11:30:22 PM  
Jay-Z is an overrated a-hole. Just sati '
 
2022-12-05 12:13:46 AM  
Does Jay even rate a Z anymore? I think he should buy a vowel and solve the puzzle.
 
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