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(Amazon)   Ultimate Christmas gift for your cool drunk aunt that has everything   (amazon.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Alcoholic beverage, Distilled beverage, Coffee, Bartesian drink mixer machine, Drink, had - with hints of vanilla, cocktail capsule, Vodka  
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1257 clicks; posted to Food » on 04 Dec 2022 at 3:53 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-04 4:36:37 PM  
I saw a review of this  thing and their opinion was "It's sh*t."

But hey, if it interests you, get it.
 
2022-12-04 4:56:01 PM  
If you're into that, maybe look at the Black & Decker version. It let's you use your own liquor bottles, and pumps up rather than filing theirs and draining them upside down like a Keurig. Still uses the Bartesian capsules though.
 
2022-12-04 4:57:13 PM  
Read the reviews - friggin' hilarious. Wouldn't touch that with a swizzle stick.
 
2022-12-04 5:19:22 PM  
My nephew and his fiancée got me a set of basic bar tools. Cheaper, and it's served me better than it sounds like this machine would.

/not drunk
//or cool
 
2022-12-04 5:39:36 PM  
Pour one out for all the fun aunties

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2022-12-04 6:17:05 PM  
Maybe if you hate your aunt.

A robot made me a drink, I died a little inside | How to Drink
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2022-12-04 6:22:24 PM  

shpritz: Maybe if you hate your aunt.

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Wouldn't mind the second one below.

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2022-12-04 6:38:40 PM  

zeroflight222: shpritz: Maybe if you hate your aunt.

[YouTube video: A robot made me a drink, I died a little inside | How to Drink]

Wouldn't mind the second one below.

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2022-12-04 9:14:37 PM  
I'm not drunk enough for this thread and I started drinking pinot gris out of a thermos 7 hours ago.
 
2022-12-04 9:31:40 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I'm not drunk enough for this thread and I started drinking pinot gris out of a thermos 7 hours ago.


Sounds like you need a bigger thermos.
 
2022-12-05 11:18:36 AM  
I think this product might be good for my alcoholism.
Because I might be induced to mix my liquor with something.

But they probably taste like shiat. No premixed anything will taste as good as freshly muddled.
 
2022-12-05 12:41:28 PM  
Sooooo it's this thing, but with alcohol

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Juicero

No thanks, I have liquor and bar tools.

/drunk aunt
 
2022-12-05 2:00:25 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Sooooo it's this thing, but with alcohol

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Juicero

No thanks, I have liquor and bar tools.

/drunk aunt


That was my first thought as well, but it's closer to a normal Keurig.  You supply the alcohol & water, they supply the flavor & consistent strength/quality.
 
2022-12-05 8:28:23 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Sooooo it's this thing, but with alcohol

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Juicero

No thanks, I have liquor and bar tools.

/drunk aunt


omg I wish I could get juicero!  DRM-locked bags you can hand-squeeze the juice out of!

/For under $10
 
2022-12-06 12:21:37 AM  
Hey that isn't a sybian!
 
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