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(National Today)   National Suck Day? Isn't EVERY day National Suck Day? What? Sock? National SOCK Day? Oh. Well, that's different. I see we have that covered. Never mind   (nationaltoday.com) divider line
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606 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2022 at 2:36 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-04 9:57:24 AM  
Psychostick - Dogs Like Socks [official music video] "I'm a dog and I like socks"
Youtube swmuqGWgZCc
 
2022-12-04 10:05:46 AM  
*zips pants back up*

Well, this is awkward...
 
2022-12-04 10:41:19 AM  
Suck (Pigface)
Youtube 3XdEyeUvwfQ
 
2022-12-04 1:44:48 PM  
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2022-12-04 2:39:47 PM  
"Covered", GET IT?!?
 
2022-12-04 2:42:32 PM  
It's also national dice day.
Hickory Dickory dock your wife was suc...oh wait, wrong dice
 
2022-12-04 2:42:42 PM  
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2022-12-04 2:46:14 PM  
I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no socks. I took his shoes, and now I'm fine. I imagine he cries now, as he has no shoes. I can only hope he meets a man who has no feet, and stops bothering me for his shoes back; I'm not going to give them back to him. And I haven't learned a thing. Except how to get me some shoes.
 
2022-12-04 2:47:48 PM  
National suck day was every day from January 20, 2017, to January 20, 2021
 
2022-12-04 2:56:19 PM  

OldRod: *zips pants back up*

Well, this is awkward...


Not really, gotta put that sock in the wash anyway, might as well.
 
2022-12-04 2:56:53 PM  
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2022-12-04 3:00:47 PM  
Fark.com.  Where socks exist only as semen receptacles.
 
2022-12-04 3:03:16 PM  

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My childhood dog was this obsessed with socks.  She was also smart enough that we could trained her to recognize a sock tied in a knot as a toy sock, so she left regular socks alone.  In retrospect, I'm surprised she didn't learn how to tie regular socks in a knot.  Smart dog.
 
2022-12-04 3:04:20 PM  
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Wolf out front should have told you.
 
2022-12-04 3:05:58 PM  
(Every Sunday is Suck Day if you're a Raiders fan.)

/just win baby!
//PLEASE!!
 
2022-12-04 3:19:26 PM  
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/early Bizarro is best Bizarro
 
2022-12-04 3:23:25 PM  

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I bl'd (belly-laughed). 😂
 
2022-12-04 3:25:44 PM  
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2022-12-04 3:27:09 PM  

bughunter: (Every Sunday is Suck Day if you're a Raiders fan.)

/just win baby!
//PLEASE!!


Hey, they beat the Seahawks. 🫤
 
2022-12-04 3:37:26 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Fark.com.  Where socks exist only as semen receptacles.


And what you wear under your sandals.

Washing between optional.
 
2022-12-04 3:39:42 PM  
So the company that started this is also giving away 3 pairs for every pair sold.... something makes me think they overcharge a bit.
 
2022-12-04 3:43:22 PM  

foo monkey: I Ate Shergar: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/swmuqGWgZCc?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]

My childhood dog was this obsessed with socks.  She was also smart enough that we could trained her to recognize a sock tied in a knot as a toy sock, so she left regular socks alone.  In retrospect, I'm surprised she didn't learn how to tie regular socks in a knot.  Smart dog.


I have a golden retriever, if we don't leave socks around for him to give us he will take things off the tables like remotes, your drink, the cat...   we learned quick he needs to do this and if we don't leave our socks on the floor he will quickly destroy the house.

For those that never had a dog like this they are great, whenever you come home they run to get you a gift and they will not stop bugging you until you take it.
 
2022-12-04 4:11:50 PM  
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2022-12-04 4:43:37 PM  
Sock It To Me | Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In | George Schlatter
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2022-12-04 4:43:54 PM  
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2022-12-04 4:52:40 PM  
Today is a great day for hot sock cooking action!

(There was a website, even. Long ago.)
 
2022-12-04 5:08:22 PM  
The sock is for when you don't get it sucked.
 
2022-12-04 5:11:47 PM  
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2022-12-04 5:37:05 PM  
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2022-12-04 6:33:22 PM  

cyberspacedout: [YouTube video: Sock It To Me | Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In | George Schlatter]


Aretha Franklin - Respect [1967] (Aretha's Original Version)
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2022-12-04 10:20:29 PM  
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