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2022-12-04 9:56:41 AM  
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Dnrtfa
 
2022-12-04 9:56:59 AM  
In college I thought a bag of Chips Ahoy and a half gallon of whole milk was a complete meal.
 
2022-12-04 9:58:34 AM  
Put cookies in a blender to make a spread.
 
2022-12-04 9:58:54 AM  
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2022-12-04 10:04:35 AM  

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Dnrtfa


um, what search term did you use to find that. asking for a friend
 
2022-12-04 10:05:55 AM  
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Accept ALL the cookies!
 
2022-12-04 10:07:36 AM  

king of vegas: In college I thought a bag of Chips Ahoy and a half gallon of whole milk was a complete meal.


If it wasn't, then they shouldn't call it *whole* milk"
 
2022-12-04 10:11:42 AM  
(un)interesting side note:

About a year ago i bought a gallon of milk at the dollar gen that had a strange chemical taste to it... it was really strong too, strong enough it made you wonder if it was going to make you sick. Even if you put a bunch of chocolate syrup in it, it still tasted... i dunno... soapy... chemically... just not good.

"They were probably just sterilizing their milk processing processing machine & didnt get all the soapy chems out of it.." And I poured it down the drain.

The next gallon i bought at doll gen had the same problem... only worse! Another gallon down the drain & an angry email to dollar general...  went out and bought a gallon at HEB instead, but it tasted bad too!

"No big deal, i dont actually need milk, i just kinda like it" So i went without milk for a few months while they sorted out whatever was screwed up... but months later the milk at dollar gen & HEB still tasted like it had dish soap and kerosene in it.

I have to buy the boutique milk at flippin whole foods now whenever i want drinkable milk... i think the Texas FDA must have deregulated something.

--rant over.
 
2022-12-04 10:17:53 AM  

chewd: (un)interesting side note:

About a year ago i bought a gallon of milk at the dollar gen that had a strange chemical taste to it... it was really strong too, strong enough it made you wonder if it was going to make you sick. Even if you put a bunch of chocolate syrup in it, it still tasted... i dunno... soapy... chemically... just not good.

"They were probably just sterilizing their milk processing processing machine & didnt get all the soapy chems out of it.." And I poured it down the drain.

The next gallon i bought at doll gen had the same problem... only worse! Another gallon down the drain & an angry email to dollar general...  went out and bought a gallon at HEB instead, but it tasted bad too!

"No big deal, i dont actually need milk, i just kinda like it" So i went without milk for a few months while they sorted out whatever was screwed up... but months later the milk at dollar gen & HEB still tasted like it had dish soap and kerosene in it.

I have to buy the boutique milk at flippin whole foods now whenever i want drinkable milk... i think the Texas FDA must have deregulated something.

--rant over.


Texas FDA?
 
2022-12-04 10:20:07 AM  
My favorite cookie is Hillary's oatmeal chocolate chip, from back when Presidential candidates needed a woman in the background that stayed home and catered to their needs. I love taking them to gatherings in my mostly red town, and people invariably ask about them.
But it really is a good cookie. Made them last night.
 
2022-12-04 10:21:13 AM  

noitsnot: chewd: (un)interesting side note:

About a year ago i bought a gallon of milk at the dollar gen that had a strange chemical taste to it... it was really strong too, strong enough it made you wonder if it was going to make you sick. Even if you put a bunch of chocolate syrup in it, it still tasted... i dunno... soapy... chemically... just not good.

"They were probably just sterilizing their milk processing processing machine & didnt get all the soapy chems out of it.." And I poured it down the drain.

The next gallon i bought at doll gen had the same problem... only worse! Another gallon down the drain & an angry email to dollar general...  went out and bought a gallon at HEB instead, but it tasted bad too!

"No big deal, i dont actually need milk, i just kinda like it" So i went without milk for a few months while they sorted out whatever was screwed up... but months later the milk at dollar gen & HEB still tasted like it had dish soap and kerosene in it.

I have to buy the boutique milk at flippin whole foods now whenever i want drinkable milk... i think the Texas FDA must have deregulated something.

--rant over.

Texas FDA?


One thing ive learned since i moved to Texas is that they have their own version of federal programs here.
Like our post office... its just like the regular USPS you have elsewhere in the country... they even use the same logos... but its a special Texas postal service that only delivers junk mail. Bills and letters from mom go into the trash. 
I assume its the same for other federal programs like the Texas FDA.
 
2022-12-04 10:26:48 AM  
So I recently found out that my childhood wheat allergy never went away.

Anyone have suggestions for good gluten-free cookies? Stores or recipes both welcome
 
2022-12-04 10:40:18 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Hey Nurse!: [Fark user image 320x320]

Dnrtfa

um, what search term did you use to find that. asking for a friend


What makes you think he searched for that? Probably part of their permanent collection.

/No judgment.
 
2022-12-04 10:44:52 AM  
YAY Another national marketing day! Tomorrow will be national eye liner day, and the day after will be national retirement home day.

/dnrtfa
 
2022-12-04 10:57:02 AM  

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Dnrtfa


Done in one.
 
2022-12-04 11:03:43 AM  

ImmutableTenderloin: YAY Another national marketing day! Tomorrow will be national eye liner day, and the day after will be national retirement home day.

/dnrtfa


You can start your own..  maybe national fark day?
 
2022-12-04 11:05:29 AM  
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2022-12-04 11:18:58 AM  
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2022-12-04 11:19:34 AM  

noitsnot: chewd: (un)interesting side note:

About a year ago i bought a gallon of milk at the dollar gen that had a strange chemical taste to it... it was really strong too, strong enough it made you wonder if it was going to make you sick. Even if you put a bunch of chocolate syrup in it, it still tasted... i dunno... soapy... chemically... just not good.

"They were probably just sterilizing their milk processing processing machine & didnt get all the soapy chems out of it.." And I poured it down the drain.

The next gallon i bought at doll gen had the same problem... only worse! Another gallon down the drain & an angry email to dollar general...  went out and bought a gallon at HEB instead, but it tasted bad too!

"No big deal, i dont actually need milk, i just kinda like it" So i went without milk for a few months while they sorted out whatever was screwed up... but months later the milk at dollar gen & HEB still tasted like it had dish soap and kerosene in it.

I have to buy the boutique milk at flippin whole foods now whenever i want drinkable milk... i think the Texas FDA must have deregulated something.

--rant over.

Texas FDA?


Forgot it, he's rolling
 
2022-12-04 11:22:21 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Hey Nurse!: [Fark user image 320x320]

Dnrtfa

um, what search term did you use to find that. asking for a friend


I didn't search. That's my girlfriend. She's Canadian, you probably don't know her.
 
2022-12-04 11:23:39 AM  

andrewagill: So I recently found out that my childhood wheat allergy never went away.

Anyone have suggestions for good gluten-free cookies? Stores or recipes both welcome


Yes: 2-2-2 peanut butter cookies.

Basic idea...

2 C natural crunchy peanut butter
2 eggs
2 C sugar
2 t baking soda
1 t vanilla
Pinch salt
Chocolate chips

Press flat w fork on baking sheet, 8-10 min 350, let cool on sheet for 5 min.
 
2022-12-04 11:25:08 AM  

ctighe2353: ImmutableTenderloin: YAY Another national marketing day! Tomorrow will be national eye liner day, and the day after will be national retirement home day.

/dnrtfa

You can start your own..  maybe national fark day?


Thats every morning...

/iykwim
 
2022-12-04 11:29:56 AM  
CSB: The wife's bday is tomorrow. I asked if she wanted me to make any cookies this weekend. Her selection of a recipe involved gochujang and a prep technique that is above my pay grade. I gave it a shot yesterday. She digs them (def did not accomplish the marbling of the dough as described) but pretty sure the one I ate has been giving me indigestion since 2am.
 
2022-12-04 11:40:14 AM  

king of vegas: In college I thought a bag of Chips Ahoy and a half gallon of whole milk was a complete meal.


You mean it's not?
 
2022-12-04 11:46:51 AM  

chewd: (un)interesting side note:

About a year ago i bought a gallon of milk at the dollar gen that had a strange chemical taste to it... it was really strong too, strong enough it made you wonder if it was going to make you sick. Even if you put a bunch of chocolate syrup in it, it still tasted... i dunno... soapy... chemically... just not good.

"They were probably just sterilizing their milk processing processing machine & didnt get all the soapy chems out of it.." And I poured it down the drain.

The next gallon i bought at doll gen had the same problem... only worse! Another gallon down the drain & an angry email to dollar general...  went out and bought a gallon at HEB instead, but it tasted bad too!

"No big deal, i dont actually need milk, i just kinda like it" So i went without milk for a few months while they sorted out whatever was screwed up... but months later the milk at dollar gen & HEB still tasted like it had dish soap and kerosene in it.

I have to buy the boutique milk at flippin whole foods now whenever i want drinkable milk... i think the Texas FDA must have deregulated something.

--rant over.


Possibly you had a case of COVID which messed with your sense of taste/smell, like the people leaving 1-star Amazon reviews for Yankee Candles.
 
2022-12-04 12:38:30 PM  

Ivo Shandor: chewd: (un)interesting side note:

About a year ago i bought a gallon of milk at the dollar gen that had a strange chemical taste to it... it was really strong too, strong enough it made you wonder if it was going to make you sick. Even if you put a bunch of chocolate syrup in it, it still tasted... i dunno... soapy... chemically... just not good.

"They were probably just sterilizing their milk processing processing machine & didnt get all the soapy chems out of it.." And I poured it down the drain.

The next gallon i bought at doll gen had the same problem... only worse! Another gallon down the drain & an angry email to dollar general...  went out and bought a gallon at HEB instead, but it tasted bad too!

"No big deal, i dont actually need milk, i just kinda like it" So i went without milk for a few months while they sorted out whatever was screwed up... but months later the milk at dollar gen & HEB still tasted like it had dish soap and kerosene in it.

I have to buy the boutique milk at flippin whole foods now whenever i want drinkable milk... i think the Texas FDA must have deregulated something.

--rant over.

Possibly you had a case of COVID which messed with your sense of taste/smell, like the people leaving 1-star Amazon reviews for Yankee Candles.


Not everything is about covid! Now, go hide under your blanket, an adult will be by to tell you when it's safe to come out.
 
2022-12-04 12:52:39 PM  
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2022-12-04 1:21:37 PM  

chitownmike: Ivo Shandor: chewd: (un)interesting side note:

About a year ago i bought a gallon of milk at the dollar gen that had a strange chemical taste to it... it was really strong too, strong enough it made you wonder if it was going to make you sick. Even if you put a bunch of chocolate syrup in it, it still tasted... i dunno... soapy... chemically... just not good.

"They were probably just sterilizing their milk processing processing machine & didnt get all the soapy chems out of it.." And I poured it down the drain.

The next gallon i bought at doll gen had the same problem... only worse! Another gallon down the drain & an angry email to dollar general...  went out and bought a gallon at HEB instead, but it tasted bad too!

"No big deal, i dont actually need milk, i just kinda like it" So i went without milk for a few months while they sorted out whatever was screwed up... but months later the milk at dollar gen & HEB still tasted like it had dish soap and kerosene in it.

I have to buy the boutique milk at flippin whole foods now whenever i want drinkable milk... i think the Texas FDA must have deregulated something.

--rant over.

Possibly you had a case of COVID which messed with your sense of taste/smell, like the people leaving 1-star Amazon reviews for Yankee Candles.

Not everything is about covid! Now, go hide under your blanket, an adult will be by to tell you when it's safe to come out.


You're right. I'm sure there's legitimately a widespread flavor problem that only you, out of ~30 million people, managed to notice. It's definitely not a change to your palate.
 
2022-12-04 1:35:06 PM  

chewd: noitsnot: chewd: (un)interesting side note:

About a year ago i bought a gallon of milk at the dollar gen that had a strange chemical taste to it... it was really strong too, strong enough it made you wonder if it was going to make you sick. Even if you put a bunch of chocolate syrup in it, it still tasted... i dunno... soapy... chemically... just not good.

"They were probably just sterilizing their milk processing processing machine & didnt get all the soapy chems out of it.." And I poured it down the drain.

The next gallon i bought at doll gen had the same problem... only worse! Another gallon down the drain & an angry email to dollar general...  went out and bought a gallon at HEB instead, but it tasted bad too!

"No big deal, i dont actually need milk, i just kinda like it" So i went without milk for a few months while they sorted out whatever was screwed up... but months later the milk at dollar gen & HEB still tasted like it had dish soap and kerosene in it.

I have to buy the boutique milk at flippin whole foods now whenever i want drinkable milk... i think the Texas FDA must have deregulated something.

--rant over.

Texas FDA?

One thing ive learned since i moved to Texas is that they have their own version of federal programs here.
Like our post office... its just like the regular USPS you have elsewhere in the country... they even use the same logos... but its a special Texas postal service that only delivers junk mail. Bills and letters from mom go into the trash. 
I assume its the same for other federal programs like the Texas FDA.


they only approve high profit but dirty industries.

your clean air and water go in the trash
 
2022-12-04 1:36:36 PM  

ImmutableTenderloin: YAY Another national marketing day! Tomorrow will be national eye liner day, and the day after will be national retirement home day.

/dnrtfa


you don't like cookies?

more for me, then
 
2022-12-04 1:40:54 PM  

chitownmike: Ivo Shandor: chewd: (un)interesting side note:

About a year ago i bought a gallon of milk at the dollar gen that had a strange chemical taste to it... it was really strong too, strong enough it made you wonder if it was going to make you sick. Even if you put a bunch of chocolate syrup in it, it still tasted... i dunno... soapy... chemically... just not good.

"They were probably just sterilizing their milk processing processing machine & didnt get all the soapy chems out of it.." And I poured it down the drain.

The next gallon i bought at doll gen had the same problem... only worse! Another gallon down the drain & an angry email to dollar general...  went out and bought a gallon at HEB instead, but it tasted bad too!

"No big deal, i dont actually need milk, i just kinda like it" So i went without milk for a few months while they sorted out whatever was screwed up... but months later the milk at dollar gen & HEB still tasted like it had dish soap and kerosene in it.

I have to buy the boutique milk at flippin whole foods now whenever i want drinkable milk... i think the Texas FDA must have deregulated something.

--rant over.

Possibly you had a case of COVID which messed with your sense of taste/smell, like the people leaving 1-star Amazon reviews for Yankee Candles.

Not everything is about covid! Now, go hide under your blanket, an adult will be by to tell you when it's safe to come out.


I bet you dont believe that viruses could give you diarrhea either.

/enjoy some Montezuma's Revenge
 
2022-12-04 1:53:41 PM  
I'm not really a milk guy but recently I had an ice cold glass of whole milk.  Wow that was delish.  Not something I want every day but a nice twice a year treat.
 
2022-12-04 2:31:56 PM  
I'm lactose intolerant, everyone downrange of me at any given time appreciates my ongoing duty to avoid Milk.

/ all of the nut milks are absolutely disgusting to me as well.
 
2022-12-04 3:10:26 PM  

whatisaidwas: andrewagill: So I recently found out that my childhood wheat allergy never went away.

Anyone have suggestions for good gluten-free cookies? Stores or recipes both welcome

Yes: 2-2-2 peanut butter cookies.

Basic idea...

2 C natural crunchy peanut butter
2 eggs
2 C sugar
2 t baking soda
1 t vanilla
Pinch salt
Chocolate chips

Press flat w fork on baking sheet, 8-10 min 350, let cool on sheet for 5 min.


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2022-12-04 3:28:22 PM  
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2022-12-04 3:39:29 PM  
Adults who drink milk should be screened for psychosis.
 
2022-12-04 3:56:09 PM  

assjuice: Adults who drink milk should be screened for psychosis.


My weekend mocha from my cold dead hands
 
2022-12-04 7:54:43 PM  

Hey Nurse!: some_beer_drinker: Hey Nurse!: [Fark user image 320x320]

Dnrtfa

um, what search term did you use to find that. asking for a friend

I didn't search. That's my girlfriend. She's Canadian, you probably don't know her.


I hear in Canada you get your milk in bags.
 
2022-12-04 8:04:24 PM  

noitsnot: Hey Nurse!: some_beer_drinker: Hey Nurse!: [Fark user image 320x320]

Dnrtfa

um, what search term did you use to find that. asking for a friend

I didn't search. That's my girlfriend. She's Canadian, you probably don't know her.

I hear in Canada you get your milk in bags.


I can get milk in bags from your mom, too.
 
DVD
2022-12-04 8:37:31 PM  

assjuice: Adults who drink milk should be screened for psychosis.


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Username not only checks out, but screams its appropriateness for the user in neon.
 
2022-12-04 9:40:45 PM  

DVD: assjuice: Adults who drink milk should be screened for psychosis.

________________________

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I actually deleted his farkie because it was redundant.
 
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