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2022-12-03 10:26:01 PM  
Weird....I didn't see Claire mentioned anywhere in TFA.
 
2022-12-03 10:34:51 PM  
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2022-12-03 11:00:44 PM  
I enjoy mayo on almost anything. Almost.
 
2022-12-03 11:03:42 PM  
Might as well add some sardines and cottage cheese to your eggnog.
 
2022-12-03 11:23:46 PM  
What?

I am not a big egg nog fan, but bourbon comes way before mayonnaise in my least favorite holiday drink.
 
2022-12-04 12:25:33 AM  
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2022-12-04 3:15:52 AM  
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2022-12-04 3:38:04 AM  
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2022-12-04 4:02:24 AM  
And the name of their publication is FOOD & WINE. WTF?
 
2022-12-04 4:08:28 AM  
Here in the 90s there was a local band called Pork Nog.

I'd be more likely to drink that.
 
2022-12-04 4:41:08 AM  
To the foodtab farkers that recommended Coquito in the thread on eggnog the other day, thank you, made my first glass last night and it was excellent! As soon as the blender pitcher goes through the dishwasher I'll be making a full batch.
 
2022-12-04 4:41:57 AM  
I mean, can we all stop trying to put mayo in freakin' everything? It's not bacon, so it's not delicious.
 
2022-12-04 5:51:30 AM  
At least it wasn't Miracle Whip Nog...
 
2022-12-04 6:01:17 AM  
Eggnog is already discussing - yes, even your "super special microbrew hipster brand".  Why make it even worse?
 
2022-12-04 6:17:27 AM  

freakdiablo: Eggnog is already discussing - yes, even your "super special microbrew hipster brand".  Why make it even worse?


What's it discussing?
 
2022-12-04 6:37:43 AM  
This is why I make coquito for Christmas. No one ever tells you to put mayo in coquito.

They shouldn't be suggesting it for eggnog either, but this is the timeline we find ourselves in.
 
2022-12-04 7:08:47 AM  
Oh HELL NO!!!!!
 
2022-12-04 7:26:41 AM  
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2022-12-04 7:41:45 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: I mean, can we all stop trying to put mayo in freakin' everything? It's not bacon, so it's not delicious.


But how else will White people be able to fully express their Whiteness?
 
2022-12-04 8:18:19 AM  

robodog: To the foodtab farkers that recommended Coquito in the thread on eggnog the other day, thank you, made my first glass last night and it was excellent! As soon as the blender pitcher goes through the dishwasher I'll be making a full batch.


Put a some soap water in the pitcher and blitz it on max. Rinse and you're good to go.
 
2022-12-04 8:41:50 AM  

robodog: To the foodtab farkers that recommended Coquito in the thread on eggnog the other day, thank you, made my first glass last night and it was excellent! As soon as the blender pitcher goes through the dishwasher I'll be making a full batch.


Coquito is a tradition at my house, thanks to all my kitchen buddies over the years. It is the very best of holiday beverages, besides the brandy that my Grandma would pour herself while we opened our Christmas presents. To be fair, she started this 'tradition' when I was a young, and I can't help but think that my excitement for Santa probably inspired it.
 
2022-12-04 9:02:11 AM  
Dear Mike,
You're not cute or weird enough to be Claire. Stop trying.

Sincerely,
Fark
 
2022-12-04 9:30:46 AM  
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2022-12-04 9:49:40 AM  
What's next, scotch and ketchup?
 
2022-12-04 10:01:31 AM  

markie_farkie: Might as well add some sardines and cottage cheese to your eggnog.


No. Blue cheese Boba.
 
2022-12-04 11:53:02 AM  
ewwwww, won't the salty lemon/vinegar notes of the mayo wreck the drink?

also expect a repeat of this within a week, as soon as somebody tweets about it CLAIRE will make this recipe (but she'll sub in Dukes) and it will be back here......
 
2022-12-04 12:22:59 PM  

robodog: To the foodtab farkers that recommended Coquito in the thread on eggnog the other day, thank you, made my first glass last night and it was excellent! As soon as the blender pitcher goes through the dishwasher I'll be making a full batch.


hubiestubert: robodog: To the foodtab farkers that recommended Coquito in the thread on eggnog the other day, thank you, made my first glass last night and it was excellent! As soon as the blender pitcher goes through the dishwasher I'll be making a full batch.

Coquito is a tradition at my house, thanks to all my kitchen buddies over the years. It is the very best of holiday beverages, besides the brandy that my Grandma would pour herself while we opened our Christmas presents. To be fair, she started this 'tradition' when I was a young, and I can't help but think that my excitement for Santa probably inspired it.


So I googled "coquito" and am pretty sure that would be my new addiction. Therefore, I'm not going to try it.

/  Sounds sooooooooooooo good!
 
2022-12-04 12:49:28 PM  

markie_farkie: Might as well add some sardines and cottage cheese to your eggnog.


You don't?
 
2022-12-04 1:12:45 PM  

luna1580: ewwwww, won't the salty lemon/vinegar notes of the mayo wreck the drink?

also expect a repeat of this within a week, as soon as somebody tweets about it CLAIRE will make this recipe (but she'll sub in Dukes) and it will be back here......


I'm thinking that she tries various brands of mayonnaise along with a homemade version to see which one makes for the best tasting eggnog.
 
2022-12-04 1:14:10 PM  

bughunter: At least it wasn't Miracle Whip Nog...


Whore mouth.
Shut it.
 
2022-12-04 1:15:08 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Needlessly Complicated: I mean, can we all stop trying to put mayo in freakin' everything? It's not bacon, so it's not delicious.

But how else will White people be able to fully express their Whiteness?


Eggnog isn't white enough for you?
 
2022-12-04 1:24:40 PM  
I'm gonna nope here.

Then again my winter drink of choice is hiat cider with bourbon or rum.

Also what led to me removing a thumb a few years ago 😭
 
2022-12-04 1:48:28 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Needlessly Complicated: I mean, can we all stop trying to put mayo in freakin' everything? It's not bacon, so it's not delicious.

But how else will White people be able to fully express their Whiteness?


We'll always have raisins in potato salad.
 
2022-12-04 4:38:50 PM  
Put whatever the f*ck you want to in your eggnog. It's not difficult.

It baffles me that usually reasonable people think their opinion is some sort of objective fact when it comes to food. People will eat/drink things in a way you don't like. Get the f*ck over it.
 
2022-12-04 5:32:40 PM  

talkertopc: What's next, scotch and ketchup?


Don't judge me.
 
2022-12-04 5:56:38 PM  

grumpfuff: Put whatever the f*ck you want to in your eggnog. It's not difficult.

It baffles me that usually reasonable people think their opinion is some sort of objective fact when it comes to food. People will eat/drink things in a way you don't like. Get the f*ck over it.


You're like some shiatty neutral ripoff version of precise.

Come off old and cranky but you don't have opinions except be neutral
 
2022-12-04 7:01:43 PM  

NINEv2: Pants full of macaroni!!: Needlessly Complicated: I mean, can we all stop trying to put mayo in freakin' everything? It's not bacon, so it's not delicious.

But how else will White people be able to fully express their Whiteness?

Eggnog isn't white enough for you?


???? If your nog is white it needs more 151.
 
2022-12-04 7:09:32 PM  

Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Put whatever the f*ck you want to in your eggnog. It's not difficult.

It baffles me that usually reasonable people think their opinion is some sort of objective fact when it comes to food. People will eat/drink things in a way you don't like. Get the f*ck over it.

You're like some shiatty neutral ripoff version of precise.

Come off old and cranky but you don't have opinions except be neutral


Sorry, did you get offended when I pointed out your opinion isn't fact?

I know you think you're a bad ass on the food tab, but you're really not. It's f*cking pathetic. "Oh noes! Someone likes their food different than me!" F*cking laughable.
 
2022-12-04 7:10:44 PM  

nakmuay: robodog: To the foodtab farkers that recommended Coquito in the thread on eggnog the other day, thank you, made my first glass last night and it was excellent! As soon as the blender pitcher goes through the dishwasher I'll be making a full batch.

Put a some soap water in the pitcher and blitz it on max. Rinse and you're good to go.


Yeah, that might have worked if I had done it right after I made the drink. I tried it 3x and there was still a ton of dried on coconut matter so overnight soak and dishwasher was called for.
 
2022-12-04 7:18:52 PM  

grumpfuff: Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Put whatever the f*ck you want to in your eggnog. It's not difficult.

It baffles me that usually reasonable people think their opinion is some sort of objective fact when it comes to food. People will eat/drink things in a way you don't like. Get the f*ck over it.

You're like some shiatty neutral ripoff version of precise.

Come off old and cranky but you don't have opinions except be neutral

Sorry, did you get offended when I pointed out your opinion isn't fact?

I know you think you're a bad ass on the food tab, but you're really not. It's f*cking pathetic. "Oh noes! Someone likes their food different than me!" F*cking laughable.


You forgot "get off my lawn"

One day old top you'll realize I pick sides cause it's farking funny 🤣
 
2022-12-04 7:25:06 PM  

Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Put whatever the f*ck you want to in your eggnog. It's not difficult.

It baffles me that usually reasonable people think their opinion is some sort of objective fact when it comes to food. People will eat/drink things in a way you don't like. Get the f*ck over it.

You're like some shiatty neutral ripoff version of precise.

Come off old and cranky but you don't have opinions except be neutral

Sorry, did you get offended when I pointed out your opinion isn't fact?

I know you think you're a bad ass on the food tab, but you're really not. It's f*cking pathetic. "Oh noes! Someone likes their food different than me!" F*cking laughable.

You forgot "get off my lawn"

One day old top you'll realize I pick sides cause it's farking funny 🤣


Nah, "get off my lawn" isn't warranted. You're just an idiot who thinks your opinion is fact.

One day you'll realize picking sides on a matter of opinion makes you look like an idiot. Second stage, that you continue to press the issue and argue about it makes it look like that's what you actually think,
 
2022-12-04 7:35:10 PM  

grumpfuff: Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Put whatever the f*ck you want to in your eggnog. It's not difficult.

It baffles me that usually reasonable people think their opinion is some sort of objective fact when it comes to food. People will eat/drink things in a way you don't like. Get the f*ck over it.

You're like some shiatty neutral ripoff version of precise.

Come off old and cranky but you don't have opinions except be neutral

Sorry, did you get offended when I pointed out your opinion isn't fact?

I know you think you're a bad ass on the food tab, but you're really not. It's f*cking pathetic. "Oh noes! Someone likes their food different than me!" F*cking laughable.

You forgot "get off my lawn"

One day old top you'll realize I pick sides cause it's farking funny 🤣

Nah, "get off my lawn" isn't warranted. You're just an idiot who thinks your opinion is fact.

One day you'll realize picking sides on a matter of opinion makes you look like an idiot. Second stage, that you continue to press the issue and argue about it makes it look like that's what you actually think,


Oh gods. I'm a recognizable idiot that will keep a joke up. You're the intelligent neutral who no-one can find and or laugh at.

Everyone knows I've ate new York pizza everyone knows that as far as I scream abomination it's fine. ,

That I continue a propaganda. fark yourself
 
2022-12-04 7:41:35 PM  

Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Put whatever the f*ck you want to in your eggnog. It's not difficult.

It baffles me that usually reasonable people think their opinion is some sort of objective fact when it comes to food. People will eat/drink things in a way you don't like. Get the f*ck over it.

You're like some shiatty neutral ripoff version of precise.

Come off old and cranky but you don't have opinions except be neutral

Sorry, did you get offended when I pointed out your opinion isn't fact?

I know you think you're a bad ass on the food tab, but you're really not. It's f*cking pathetic. "Oh noes! Someone likes their food different than me!" F*cking laughable.

You forgot "get off my lawn"

One day old top you'll realize I pick sides cause it's farking funny 🤣

Nah, "get off my lawn" isn't warranted. You're just an idiot who thinks your opinion is fact.

One day you'll realize picking sides on a matter of opinion makes you look like an idiot. Second stage, that you continue to press the issue and argue about it makes it look like that's what you actually think,

Oh gods. I'm a recognizable idiot that will keep a joke up. You're the intelligent neutral who no-one can find and or laugh at.

Everyone knows I've ate new York pizza everyone knows that as far as I scream abomination it's fine. ,

That I continue a propaganda. fark yourself


It's amusing how keep saying its a joke when you get so worked up about anyone disagreeing with it. I'm not intelligent, I'm just neutral. I recognize that food tastes are opinion, not fact. For someone who claims to making a joke, you are seriously insistent on your way being the only way.

I don't care what pizza you ate. It was probably good. Pizza is pizza. I don't really understand why anyone insists their style is better than other styles, because when it comes down to it, if you walk into a place and order a plain pizza, it's gonna be the same.

Sorry I don't buy into your silly propaganda :( It's really kind of funny how easy it is to piss you off.
 
2022-12-04 7:54:51 PM  

grumpfuff: Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Axeofjudgement: grumpfuff: Put whatever the f*ck you want to in your eggnog. It's not difficult.

It baffles me that usually reasonable people think their opinion is some sort of objective fact when it comes to food. People will eat/drink things in a way you don't like. Get the f*ck over it.

You're like some shiatty neutral ripoff version of precise.

Come off old and cranky but you don't have opinions except be neutral

Sorry, did you get offended when I pointed out your opinion isn't fact?

I know you think you're a bad ass on the food tab, but you're really not. It's f*cking pathetic. "Oh noes! Someone likes their food different than me!" F*cking laughable.

You forgot "get off my lawn"

One day old top you'll realize I pick sides cause it's farking funny 🤣

Nah, "get off my lawn" isn't warranted. You're just an idiot who thinks your opinion is fact.

One day you'll realize picking sides on a matter of opinion makes you look like an idiot. Second stage, that you continue to press the issue and argue about it makes it look like that's what you actually think,

Oh gods. I'm a recognizable idiot that will keep a joke up. You're the intelligent neutral who no-one can find and or laugh at.

Everyone knows I've ate new York pizza everyone knows that as far as I scream abomination it's fine. ,

That I continue a propaganda. fark yourself

It's amusing how keep saying its a joke when you get so worked up about anyone disagreeing with it. I'm not intelligent, I'm just neutral. I recognize that food tastes are opinion, not fact. For someone who claims to making a joke, you are seriously insistent on your way being the only way.

I don't care what pizza you ate. It was probably good. Pizza is pizza. I don't really understand why anyone insists their style is better than other styles, because when it comes down to it, if you walk into a place and order a plain pizza, it's gonna be the same.

Sorry I don't buy into your silly propaganda :( It's really kind of funny how easy it is to piss you off.


Meet my abs you fick
 
2022-12-04 7:56:09 PM  
Ignore the issue or steam its wrong. My abs and a laughing condition white 6lu mean shiat
 
2022-12-04 7:56:50 PM  
That's the joke you present
 
2022-12-04 7:57:50 PM  
Such a farking joke
 
2022-12-04 7:59:54 PM  
That's m3 asking for somoNr?
 
2022-12-04 8:02:28 PM  
A very nice aware and public ain't  my problem
 
2022-12-04 8:06:43 PM  
Well, next time someone wonders why I think you need mental help, you have provided evidence.
 
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