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(ESPN)   We go to Arlington for Sunday Night Football between the Colts and the Cowboys. Can Matt Ryan lead Indy to a road upset? Or will Dak Prescott and Dallas win this one? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET and will be on NBC   (espn.com) divider line
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450 clicks; posted to Discussion » and Sports » on 04 Dec 2022 at 7:45 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-03 10:03:26 PM  
The second question.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 5:03:36 AM  
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Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-04 9:02:52 AM  
Indy will be lucky to cover the spread.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 10:55:44 AM  

The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x308]


Hatter in question:

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The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 12:19:02 PM  

HeathenHealer: The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x308]

Hatter in question:

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LOL!  Well played.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 12:31:08 PM  

HeathenHealer: The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x308]

Hatter in question:

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It needs a matching shirt

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cfreak [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 7:41:55 PM  
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/ let's go COWS
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 7:46:58 PM  
Bah

Not even mad about the Cows being in this game.

It's bullshiat we have to watch the Clots though
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2022-12-04 7:47:13 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Indy will be lucky to cover the spread.


The spread is 11.

Vegas is tough but fair.
 
Spectrum
2022-12-04 7:47:58 PM  
Texans toast.
Bears left.
Only 30 teams remain.
Let's football.
 
TheJoe03
2022-12-04 7:48:13 PM  
Pretty sure no one thought the Colts would be all that this year, why is this a primetime game? You would think Bengals/Chiefs would have been it this year. Anyways, go Cowboys.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 7:48:14 PM  
Cowboys gonna ride them ponies.
 
TheJoe03
2022-12-04 7:49:15 PM  

jaylectricity: Cowboys gonna ride them ponies.


That's a Ginuwine take.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 7:50:11 PM  

jaylectricity: Cowboys gonna ride them ponies.


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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 7:51:02 PM  
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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 7:51:46 PM  
I don't know why it posted twice

Maybe for the double dose of ass-whoopin' the Clots are gonna get.
 
Big_Doofus
2022-12-04 7:52:43 PM  
Boo Cowboys! I know the Colts won't win, but I wish they would. Dallas sucks balls.
 
CrazyCurt
2022-12-04 7:54:11 PM  
Let's go not cowboys!

/ Colts? Bolts? Dolts? Doesn't matter.
 
Spectrum
2022-12-04 7:54:22 PM  
I'm rooting for chaos! Today has delivered so far! Go Colts!
 
CrazyCurt
2022-12-04 7:54:46 PM  
I don't care, have spaghetti.

/ Not in a bucket.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-04 7:56:11 PM  
Who they gonna let cook tonight?
 
Big_Doofus
2022-12-04 7:59:00 PM  
Chiefs lost today! Yay!
 
raukos7
2022-12-04 8:01:29 PM  
Ouch. Jimmy G is done for the year. No matter how good their D is, a super bowl with a third string QB seems like a pipe dream
 
Ethertap [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:02:12 PM  
Well, of all the games that could happen, this is one of them.
 
Spectrum
2022-12-04 8:03:10 PM  
Jimmy G with the broken foot. Goodnight San Fran.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:03:28 PM  
Oh shiat poor Niners.

And that's tough for me to say.
 
Big_Doofus
2022-12-04 8:04:02 PM  
I'm going to jump in the thread periodically to say these two things:

1. Dallas sucks and their owner is the worst human on the planet.
2. The Chiefs lost today! Yay! Joe Burrow rocks.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:05:01 PM  
Having beer before hockey. Looks like a good off day for the Bills. They go to the #1 seed now, correct?
 
Big_Doofus
2022-12-04 8:06:06 PM  

HeathenHealer: Having beer before hockey. Looks like a good off day for the Bills. They go to the #1 seed now, correct?


That is correct. And pretty awesome! Chiefs got bumped.
 
mephisto6 [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:07:27 PM  

raukos7: Ouch. Jimmy G is done for the year. No matter how good their D is, a super bowl with a third string QB seems like a pipe dream


When i was folding laundry the guy on Sports Grid radio was yelling "Garappolo is down! Miami is still getting plus odds! Go get it!"
And i was like, "How much of a drop-off is it really, losing Jimmy for whatever the 9ers have laying around."
 
Your_Huckleberry
2022-12-04 8:07:40 PM  

raukos7: Ouch. Jimmy G is done for the year. No matter how good their D is, a super bowl with a third string QB seems like a pipe dream


Niners QBs have not had good luck with their feet this year.
At least they didn't run JimmyG three times between the tackles to get his injury.
 
cfreak [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:09:21 PM  

jaylectricity: Cowboys gonna ride them ponies.


Yeehaw
 
ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-04 8:10:14 PM  
All the talking heads picked the Cowboys to win.

Ergo, the Colts will win.
 
Iamos [OhFark]
2022-12-04 8:10:50 PM  

Spectrum: Jimmy G with the broken foot. Goodnight San Fran.


Fark.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:12:10 PM  
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Olympic Trolling Judge
2022-12-04 8:12:14 PM  

ariseatex: All the talking heads picked the Cowboys to win.

Ergo, the Colts will win.


Unless all of Dallas' starters suddenly come down with COVID, concussions, or food poisoning, not even the pundits can jinx this one.
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:13:27 PM  
Time for fake HOOKER BOOTS and goofing on Collinsworth!
 
UNC_Samurai
2022-12-04 8:14:57 PM  
And they're already using the kettle celebration that the players got fined for, in marketing
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:15:20 PM  
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Eddie Hazel's E string
2022-12-04 8:15:20 PM  
Ugh, now I have to root for Jeff Saturday to succeed. Eagles looked really sharp today (when they weren't shooting themselves in the foot with penalties) but the division lead is still up for grabs.

Go Colts.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:15:38 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Time for fake HOOKER BOOTS and goofing on Collinsworth!


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ariseatex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-04 8:16:27 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: ariseatex: All the talking heads picked the Cowboys to win.

Ergo, the Colts will win.

Unless all of Dallas' starters suddenly come down with COVID, concussions, or food poisoning, not even the pundits can jinx this one.


I mean, it IS Texas...

(it's a joke, Di, I swear!)

Cris Collinsworth Drunk-O-Meter: 7.5 (out of 10)

It's showing a little bit, but Cris is being careful, as TABC is pretty strict about being drunk in public.
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2022-12-04 8:16:33 PM  
Time for a special Saturday edition of Sunday Night Football.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:17:19 PM  
FRED "CRIME DOG" MCGRIFF TO THE HALL OF FAME

for some reason
 
cfreak [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:17:49 PM  
NBC showing shots of the Dallas skyline. Arlington residents: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE in 3 ... 2 ... 1
 
Spectrum
2022-12-04 8:18:18 PM  
This will come down to whichever coach makes the worst decisions in the last two minutes of the game.
 
Big_Doofus
2022-12-04 8:18:47 PM  
1. Dallas sucks and their owner is the worst human on the planet.
2. The Chiefs lost today! Yay! Joe Burrow rocks.
 
Hillbilly Jim
2022-12-04 8:19:15 PM  
Let's go football
 
cfreak [TotalFark]
2022-12-04 8:19:35 PM  

Big_Doofus: 1. Dallas sucks and their owner is the worst human on the planet.
2. The Chiefs lost today! Yay! Joe Burrow rocks.


Dan Snyder has entered the chat ...
 
Big_Doofus
2022-12-04 8:19:36 PM  

cfreak: NBC showing shots of the Dallas skyline. Arlington residents: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE in 3 ... 2 ... 1


It's the only thing that resembles a skyline in that horrible part of the world.
 
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