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(ESPN)   Who will win between the Jaguars and Lions in the battle of cats? Can the Jets conquer the Vikings? Will the Eagles fly high against the Titans? Can the Chiefs tame the Bengals? Week 13 is going to be a thriller when it starts at 1:00 PM ET   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-12-03 9:16:17 PM  
*looks at tomorrow's NFL tv coverage maps*
*looks at my county*

God DAMNIT
Youtube XhI0OVs_zj0
 
2022-12-03 10:03:05 PM  
I should get the Steelers game.on where I live.
 
2022-12-03 11:29:22 PM  
Never bet on the Lions.
 
2022-12-04 4:57:24 AM  
Wearing my Jordan Davis jersey to the game today -- if the Iggles are going to contain Derrick Henry the rookie needs to be a beast.
 
2022-12-04 8:00:01 AM  
Commanders next 3 weeks:
Today - at Giants
Next week - Bye
Week 15 - vs Giants

They're in control of their own playoff destiny at this point, which I would not have guessed after week 5. And there's a decent chance Chase Young is back for the final stretch of the season.

There's still kind of a bad team, but so many others are worse.
 
2022-12-04 10:40:15 AM  
So, Nate Burleson and Michael Irving say the 3rd best offense beats the #1 defense.

Of course, it's possible.  As the Niners principle fan Eeyore (doom, despair, and agony cheerleader) I always follow the old adage "prepare for the worst, and hope for the best."  It tends to make me sound like a negative ninny.

This game will be intense.  These two teams know each other, coaches, players, etc.  That's going to tamper the explosiveness, yet increase the improbability factor and create some amazing plays.

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GO NINERS!!!!

\happy football day, everyone!
 
2022-12-04 10:41:37 AM  

nvmac: So, Nate Burleson and Michael Irving say the 3rd best offense beats the #1 defense.

Of course, it's possible.  As the Niners principle fan Eeyore (doom, despair, and agony cheerleader) I always follow the old adage "prepare for the worst, and hope for the best."  It tends to make me sound like a negative ninny.

This game will be intense.  These two teams know each other, coaches, players, etc.  That's going to tamper the explosiveness, yet increase the improbability factor and create some amazing plays.

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GO NINERS!!!!

\happy football day, everyone!


IRVIN.  I wish we could edit our posts.
 
2022-12-04 10:50:51 AM  
SKOL. HORN.

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Should be another nail-biter. Hopefully the Vikes can continue to pull games out of their asses. 3-0 versus the AFC East so far, a clean sweep would be nice and it feels like we're playing with house money at this point.
 
2022-12-04 10:52:40 AM  

nvmac: This game will be intense.


Wish they would have flexed this to Sunday night football but I suppose there was no chance of pulling the Cowboys despite the lame match-up. They're too good of a draw regardless of who they play.
 
2022-12-04 11:03:08 AM  
Lots of great games today, but my market disappoints. Today I get Vikings vs Jets, which should be fun. Then I'm stuck with both LA teams in the late games. Yuck.

Guess I'll be listening to the NFL Radio Sunday Drive with the TV sound off, and watching live scores on the internet. CBS has the best live scores page I've found. If anyone knows of a better one, let me know.
 
2022-12-04 11:38:03 AM  
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2022-12-04 11:52:11 AM  

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So, how does forcing me to get a service outside of the networks benefit them, or their advertisers, as I won't watch games I usually have no interest in, as I'd rather watch my team?

Or has my cold affected my ability to reason?
 
2022-12-04 11:53:24 AM  

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Haha I've always looked at that MN bubble like a giant hand giving a middle finger.

I like yours better.
 
2022-12-04 11:54:46 AM  
Also, YEP, STILL F*CKING PISSED at the games I get.

More specifically the games I don't get because F*CK SH*T COCK ASS
 
2022-12-04 11:55:17 AM  
Creepy McHappyending returns to the game today.  May his career with the Browns be extremely short and brutal.

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2022-12-04 11:55:59 AM  
Wh HY THE F*CK DO I HAVE TO WATCH THE F*CKING CHARGERS I DON'T GIVE A F*CK ABPUT HERBERT F*CK THE OREGON DUCKS THEY'RE JABRONIS I PUT THEM IN CAMEL CLUTCH
 
2022-12-04 11:57:00 AM  

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Haha I've always looked at that MN bubble like a giant hand giving a middle finger.

I like yours better.


If it did more of a split at the top or had two stalks I'd call it the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
 
2022-12-04 12:03:06 PM  

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Haha I've always looked at that MN bubble like a giant hand giving a middle finger.

I like yours better.

If it did more of a split at the top or had two stalks I'd call it the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


I mean, wombats have bifurcated penises.

/well maybe
 
2022-12-04 12:04:03 PM  

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I have to borrow my brother's Ticket login this morning for this because Arizona is forcing NINers/Phins.
 
2022-12-04 12:09:38 PM  

nvmac: So, Nate Burleson and Michael Irving say the 3rd best offense beats the #1 defense.

Of course, it's possible.  As the Niners principle fan Eeyore (doom, despair, and agony cheerleader) I always follow the old adage "prepare for the worst, and hope for the best."  It tends to make me sound like a negative ninny.

This game will be intense.  These two teams know each other, coaches, players, etc.  That's going to tamper the explosiveness, yet increase the improbability factor and create some amazing plays.

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GO NINERS!!!!

\happy football day, everyone!


I have no idea what to expect for this game today. I hope Good Jimmy shows up though and leaves us sports entertained.

My only game this AM is Jests-Vikes. I'm not sure what I did to piss off the scheduling gods, but I hereby, officially apologize profusely.
 
2022-12-04 12:10:15 PM  
Welp

In theory, we *should* slap Duh Burz around quite handily. We've got a much better pass rush (even without Rashan Gary) than they have an oline, and better corners than they have receivers

Half of A A Ron (or Jordan Love) + Aaron Jones + Dillon will allow us to grind the clock and keep one shoulder of Justin Fields off the pitch and keep the score low

This is an academic exercise, at this point. Renewing our lease by getting a new IP from the WAP, really

But in 2022, who the fark knows. I'm hoping we just somehow don't implode and outright lose, and that noone gets hurt (or hurt worse)
 
2022-12-04 12:11:27 PM  
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2022-12-04 12:12:05 PM  

Quivering Moist: Welp

In theory, we *should* slap Duh Burz around quite handily. We've got a much better pass rush (even without Rashan Gary) than they have an oline, and better corners than they have receivers

Half of A A Ron (or Jordan Love) + Aaron Jones + Dillon will allow us to grind the clock and keep one shoulder of Justin Fields off the pitch and keep the score low

This is an academic exercise, at this point. Renewing our lease by getting a new IP from the WAP, really

But in 2022, who the fark knows. I'm hoping we just somehow don't implode and outright lose, and that noone gets hurt (or hurt worse)


It's over. Tank the season for a sweet draft pick.
 
2022-12-04 12:14:15 PM  

null: Creepy McHappyending returns to the game today.  May his career with the Browns be extremely short and brutal.

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2022-12-04 12:14:29 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wearing my Jordan Davis jersey to the game today -- if the Iggles are going to contain Derrick Henry the rookie needs to be a beast.


This right here
 
2022-12-04 12:15:53 PM  
WAIT, WAIT, I HAVE IT!

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2022-12-04 12:16:11 PM  

Rene ala Carte: Never bet on the Lions.


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/Go Lions!
 
2022-12-04 12:19:43 PM  

HeathenHealer: SKOL. HORN.

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Should be another nail-biter. Hopefully the Vikes can continue to pull games out of their asses. 3-0 versus the AFC East so far, a clean sweep would be nice and it feels like we're playing with house money at this point.


Came for this, staying.

SKOL, VIKINGS
 
2022-12-04 12:25:17 PM  
Should be a fun day of games! I am only rooting for two things: A Dolphins and Chiefs loss. That happens and Bills take the #1 seed and only lose it when they lose.
 
2022-12-04 12:26:31 PM  

Polish Hussar: null: Creepy McHappyending returns to the game today.  May his career with the Browns be extremely short and brutal.

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I'll see you, and raise you

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2022-12-04 12:48:00 PM  

Quivering Moist: Welp

In theory, we *should* slap Duh Burz around quite handily. We've got a much better pass rush (even without Rashan Gary) than they have an oline, and better corners than they have receivers

Half of A A Ron (or Jordan Love) + Aaron Jones + Dillon will allow us to grind the clock and keep one shoulder of Justin Fields off the pitch and keep the score low

This is an academic exercise, at this point. Renewing our lease by getting a new IP from the WAP, really

But in 2022, who the fark knows. I'm hoping we just somehow don't implode and outright lose, and that noone gets hurt (or hurt worse)


There's a pretty good chance that the Bears are done winning games this season. I wouldn't mind if they got this one, though. I am completely sick of Aaron Rodgers.
 
2022-12-04 12:49:33 PM  
Go Bears!
Jay Cutler in the house today, Bears by 70!
 
2022-12-04 12:52:18 PM  

abhorrent1: Go Bears!
Jay Cutler in the house today, Bears by 70!


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2022-12-04 12:55:15 PM  
abhorrent1:Jay Cutler in the house today

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2022-12-04 12:57:06 PM  
LOL holy shiat the Vikings pass defense is bad,
 
2022-12-04 12:57:23 PM  
Ye gods, we're stuck with Schlereth for color?

I may crawl under the desk and unplug my center channel
 
2022-12-04 12:57:24 PM  

abhorrent1: Go Bears!
Jay Cutler in the house today, Bears by 70!


What's he doing there?
 
2022-12-04 12:58:14 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: abhorrent1: Go Bears!
Jay Cutler in the house today, Bears by 70!

What's he doing there?


Being diabetic
 
2022-12-04 12:58:33 PM  
I'm a Niners and Vikings fan today.
 
2022-12-04 12:59:08 PM  
The Bengals host Mahomes & Auto, while the rest of the division gets cupcakes. Today is not going to be fun.
 
2022-12-04 12:59:27 PM  
Oh Fark. Pillow Guy is on my TV. Fark off Pillow Guy
 
2022-12-04 12:59:50 PM  

Quivering Moist: Ye gods, we're stuck with Schlereth for color?

I may crawl under the desk and unplug my center channel


Fear not: he will dutifully kiss Rodgers' butt.
 
2022-12-04 12:59:58 PM  
Redzone time.
 
2022-12-04 1:00:14 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: The Bengals host Mahomes & Auto, while the rest of the division gets cupcakes. Today is not going to be fun.


Better Mahomes and Gardens.
 
2022-12-04 1:00:19 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: abhorrent1: Go Bears!
Jay Cutler in the house today, Bears by 70!

What's he doing there?


Smoking
 
2022-12-04 1:00:33 PM  
Also hi everyone!
 
2022-12-04 1:00:36 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Your_Huckleberry: abhorrent1: Go Bears!
Jay Cutler in the house today, Bears by 70!

What's he doing there?

Being diabetic


Well, go do that somewhere else.
 
2022-12-04 1:00:56 PM  
Time for REDZONE!!!!
 
2022-12-04 1:01:14 PM  
GO TITANS
 
2022-12-04 1:01:31 PM  

cfreak: Also hi everyone!


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