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(CNN)   Please, PLEASE give him a vasectomy while he's there   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-12-03 9:06:36 PM  
Submitter, do you really think it will make a vas deferens?
 
2022-12-03 9:08:25 PM  
Oh my, suggesting to sterilize a person in a minority is problematic at best.
 
2022-12-03 10:04:44 PM  
Expected an Elon story.
 
2022-12-04 12:58:46 AM  
...the f*ck is the matter with you?  Nevermind the admin who greenlit this garbage headline.
 
2022-12-04 1:14:33 AM  
i was in the hospital with double pneumonia last December. the people working there were so sweet.
 
2022-12-04 1:25:08 AM  
You wanna diable his Cannon?
 
2022-12-04 1:51:27 AM  
We don't suggest sterilizing people of color, Subby, it's ugly & racist & disrespectful.
Is there not some way to flag a headline after it's submitted? Maybe my ad-blocker's keeping it from my view.
 
2022-12-04 1:54:14 AM  
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2022-12-04 1:56:22 AM  

ThePea: We don't suggest sterilizing people of color, Subby, it's ugly & racist & disrespectful.
Is there not some way to flag a headline after it's submitted? Maybe my ad-blocker's keeping it from my view.


Oh FFS....it has nothing to do with his skin color and has everything to do that he is incapable of even pulling out of a driveway.

I should name my couch Nick Cannon because it doesn't pull out.

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2022-12-04 2:22:59 AM  
Heh!
Some Farkers felt the need to express to everyone just how much they aren't racists.
By using racist tropes...
You sniveling c*nts are a bunch of f*cking morans!

The headline has nothing whatsoever to do with race.
Mr. Cannon has eleven kids.
It's about time he stopped breeding.
That's it!
...
Nobody gives a sh*t when we dunk on the Quiverfull associated Duggar family. Nineteen and counting, or whatever the f*ck. They breed like f*cking rabbits, and almost everybody on Fark calls them out for wasting resources.


So for you virtue signaling posters,
 
2022-12-04 2:28:25 AM  

Redh8t: Heh!
Some Farkers felt the need to express to everyone just how much they aren't racists.
By using racist tropes...
You sniveling c*nts are a bunch of f*cking morans!

The headline has nothing whatsoever to do with race.
Mr. Cannon has eleven kids.
It's about time he stopped breeding.
That's it!
...
Nobody gives a sh*t when we dunk on the Quiverfull associated Duggar family. Nineteen and counting, or whatever the f*ck. They breed like f*cking rabbits, and almost everybody on Fark calls them out for wasting resources.


So for you virtue signaling posters,


Seriously.....it must be ridiculously exhausting to be offended 24x7.
 
2022-12-04 2:33:55 AM  

ThePea: We don't suggest sterilizing people of color, Subby, it's ugly & racist & disrespectful.
Is there not some way to flag a headline after it's submitted? Maybe my ad-blocker's keeping it from my view.


Lol, you idiots need to get the fark over it.
 
2022-12-04 2:34:27 AM  
Ask yourselves why do you feel the need to defend a person because of their race, when they're clearly doing something which everyone disapproves of?

/don't like the preposition?
//go f*ck yourselves!
///three, cause all good things come in your mothers mouth.
 
2022-12-04 2:43:43 AM  
Someone doesn't know their history. That's a damn shame.
 
2022-12-04 2:47:25 AM  

lindalouwho: Someone doesn't know their history. That's a damn shame.


We are fully aware of the history, but it seems like some people are unaware that the joke has to do with Nick Cannon's breeding lifestyle and NOT HIS RACE.

Would you people be offended if Nick Cannon was Jewish instead? Because the Nazis sterilized many Jewish people as well.
 
2022-12-04 2:49:05 AM  

lindalouwho: Someone doesn't know their history. That's a damn shame.


Someone lacks critical thinking skills. That's a damn shame.
 
2022-12-04 2:49:21 AM  
... uh.  I didn't even know he was black before this thread.  Pretty sure babbling about sterilizing people like this is pretty f*cked up even without the race factor.
 
2022-12-04 2:55:16 AM  

middleoftheday: ... uh.  I didn't even know he was black before this thread.  Pretty sure babbling about sterilizing people like this is pretty f*cked up even without the race factor.


It's a joke because he has created more cream pies than Marie Callender's.

I highly doubt that there is a single person here who actually wants him to be snipped against his will.
 
2022-12-04 3:01:44 AM  

Redh8t: lindalouwho: Someone doesn't know their history. That's a damn shame.

Someone lacks critical thinking skills. That's a damn shame.


We didn't like your submission, you'll get over it.
Buh-bye!
 
2022-12-04 3:31:27 AM  

lindalouwho: Redh8t: lindalouwho: Someone doesn't know their history. That's a damn shame.

Someone lacks critical thinking skills. That's a damn shame.

We didn't like your submission, you'll get over it.
Buh-bye!


Not my sub, Lin.
 
2022-12-04 6:10:21 AM  

Redh8t: lindalouwho: Redh8t: lindalouwho: Someone doesn't know their history. That's a damn shame.

Someone lacks critical thinking skills. That's a damn shame.

We didn't like your submission, you'll get over it.
Buh-bye!

Not my sub, Lin.


Huh, the only people who call me Lin are people I grew up with.
WHO ARE YOU?!?

;)
 
2022-12-04 6:47:13 AM  
Dill pickles are tasty.
 
2022-12-04 10:16:56 AM  

ThePea: We don't suggest sterilizing people of color, Subby, it's ugly & racist & disrespectful.
Is there not some way to flag a headline after it's submitted? Maybe my ad-blocker's keeping it from my view.


How about white people, can we suggest sterilizing them? Because that doesn't seem quite fair.
 
2022-12-04 10:47:50 AM  
The next time I see someone here describe this site as progressive I will laugh and laugh and laugh.  Again.
 
2022-12-04 10:55:13 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: ThePea: We don't suggest sterilizing people of color, Subby, it's ugly & racist & disrespectful.
Is there not some way to flag a headline after it's submitted? Maybe my ad-blocker's keeping it from my view.

How about white people, can we suggest sterilizing them? Because that doesn't seem quite fair.


Sure, you can suggest it, but it'll look nonsensical the way you want to do it.

How about we just set a limit and say "once you have X kids, that's it.  You're out of kid credits.  Kid credits are non-transferrable, non-refundable, etc."  An exception can be made for multiple births that carry you over the line, sure.

So, let's snip everyone who has....more than 6 kids?  Think 6 kids is enough for anyone, regardless of their race, economic status, anything?

Seriously, the pearl clutching ITT...
 
2022-12-04 10:55:40 AM  

middleoftheday: The next time I see someone here describe this site as progressive I will laugh and laugh and laugh.  Again.


Welcome to Fark.  We label people as Nazis while calling for censorship.
 
2022-12-04 11:06:36 AM  

Deathbymeteor: So, let's snip everyone who has....more than 6 kids? Think 6 kids is enough for anyone, regardless of their race, economic status, anything?


Who the hell do you b*tches think you are, holy crap.  Reproductive freedom works both ways... you don't get to decide this either.  And by the way I didn't know Cannon has a billion kids... because I don't f*cking care.  Apparently one must gather biographical and demographic information before determining civil rights.  A tale as old as time.
 
2022-12-04 11:07:07 AM  

Redh8t: Dill pickles are tasty.



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/ Tommy, noooooooo!
 
2022-12-04 11:21:22 AM  

middleoftheday: Deathbymeteor: So, let's snip everyone who has....more than 6 kids? Think 6 kids is enough for anyone, regardless of their race, economic status, anything?

Who the hell do you b*tches think you are, holy crap.  Reproductive freedom works both ways... you don't get to decide this either.  And by the way I didn't know Cannon has a billion kids... because I don't f*cking care.  Apparently one must gather biographical and demographic information before determining civil rights.  A tale as old as time.


Calm your tits.  Reproductive freedom works both ways, so does "we're already dealing with overpopulation problems, reasonable limits that apply to everyone regardless of who they are".  It's not a civil rights issue.
 
2022-12-04 11:30:03 AM  

Deathbymeteor: middleoftheday: Deathbymeteor: So, let's snip everyone who has....more than 6 kids? Think 6 kids is enough for anyone, regardless of their race, economic status, anything?

Who the hell do you b*tches think you are, holy crap.  Reproductive freedom works both ways... you don't get to decide this either.  And by the way I didn't know Cannon has a billion kids... because I don't f*cking care.  Apparently one must gather biographical and demographic information before determining civil rights.  A tale as old as time.

Calm your tits.  Reproductive freedom works both ways, so does "we're already dealing with overpopulation problems, reasonable limits that apply to everyone regardless of who they are". It's not a civil rights issue.


if anything we are on the verge of underpopulation right now in the USA.
 
2022-12-04 11:45:32 AM  

kukukupo: Deathbymeteor: middleoftheday: Deathbymeteor: So, let's snip everyone who has....more than 6 kids? Think 6 kids is enough for anyone, regardless of their race, economic status, anything?

Who the hell do you b*tches think you are, holy crap.  Reproductive freedom works both ways... you don't get to decide this either.  And by the way I didn't know Cannon has a billion kids... because I don't f*cking care.  Apparently one must gather biographical and demographic information before determining civil rights.  A tale as old as time.

Calm your tits.  Reproductive freedom works both ways, so does "we're already dealing with overpopulation problems, reasonable limits that apply to everyone regardless of who they are". It's not a civil rights issue.

if anything we are on the verge of underpopulation right now in the USA.


In the USA, you're going to start on that path, sure.  Globally, not so much.
 
2022-12-04 12:44:08 PM  
I'm supportive of sterilizing anyone who makes it to a double digit child count.  It's selfish.  iat's wasteful.  It's absurd
 
2022-12-04 1:14:20 PM  

middleoftheday: The next time I see someone here describe this site as progressive I will laugh and laugh and laugh.  Again.


High five, mids.
 
2022-12-04 1:16:56 PM  

kukukupo: Deathbymeteor: middleoftheday: Deathbymeteor: So, let's snip everyone who has....more than 6 kids? Think 6 kids is enough for anyone, regardless of their race, economic status, anything?

Who the hell do you b*tches think you are, holy crap.  Reproductive freedom works both ways... you don't get to decide this either.  And by the way I didn't know Cannon has a billion kids... because I don't f*cking care.  Apparently one must gather biographical and demographic information before determining civil rights.  A tale as old as time.

Calm your tits.  Reproductive freedom works both ways, so does "we're already dealing with overpopulation problems, reasonable limits that apply to everyone regardless of who they are". It's not a civil rights issue.

if anything we are on the verge of underpopulation right now in the USA.


Explain why. Because I'm pretty sure the reason the establishment says that has a lot to do with the corporate overlords.
 
2022-12-04 3:44:50 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: ThePea: We don't suggest sterilizing people of color, Subby, it's ugly & racist & disrespectful.
Is there not some way to flag a headline after it's submitted? Maybe my ad-blocker's keeping it from my view.

Lol, you idiots need to get the fark over it.


ditto
i totally agree giving him a vasectomy.  im puerto rican saying it does that make me racist as well?

had mine at 28 after my 3rd child was born and i was done having kids after that. all by my ex wife and i was done
 
2022-12-04 3:52:27 PM  
He's so virile l bet he'd self-heal from a vasectomy!
 
2022-12-04 5:54:46 PM  
The busy dad of 11...
I'll say.
 
2022-12-04 6:08:01 PM  

scotchcrotch: middleoftheday: The next time I see someone here describe this site as progressive I will laugh and laugh and laugh.  Again.

Welcome to Fark.  We label people as Nazis while calling for censorship.


Are they acting like Nazis? Because we used to be against that. Not sure why that would change, but here we are.
 
2022-12-04 6:22:14 PM  
Dark humor is sort of Fark's thing.  It's surprising to see so many people being offended at it.


/no, it isn't.
 
2022-12-04 7:39:34 PM  

SiriusClown: scotchcrotch: middleoftheday: The next time I see someone here describe this site as progressive I will laugh and laugh and laugh.  Again.

Welcome to Fark.  We label people as Nazis while calling for censorship.

Are they acting like Nazis? Because we used to be against that. Not sure why that would change, but here we are.


The irony is lost on you
 
2022-12-04 7:52:08 PM  
Nick Nick Cannon's cannon?
 
2022-12-04 9:45:50 PM  

RyansPrivates: Nick Nick Cannon's cannon?


RyansPrivates: Nick Nick Cannon's cannon?


RyansPrivates: Nick Nick Cannon's cannon?


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2022-12-04 10:14:50 PM  
This is the rare case where I'm sorry for a Subby with a horrible headline rather than angry.  I honestly think the racial implications didn't occur to this person.

If we're being honest, haven't a LOT of us at least joked about Cannon's inability to keep his pants zipped/his inability to use condoms/how irresponsible it is to deliberately create a situation over and over where (at best) you're a father a few days a year for a mob of offspring?

Yeah, those observations are less extreme, but I get what Subby meant, even though the joke was horrible.
 
2022-12-04 10:24:20 PM  

Kris_Romm: This is the rare case where I'm sorry for a Subby with a horrible headline rather than angry.  I honestly think the racial implications didn't occur to this person.

If we're being honest, haven't a LOT of us at least joked about Cannon's inability to keep his pants zipped/his inability to use condoms/how irresponsible it is to deliberately create a situation over and over where (at best) you're a father a few days a year for a mob of offspring?

Yeah, those observations are less extreme, but I get what Subby meant, even though the joke was horrible.


some people are offended before they think.  Those people need to think more.  If you didn't get the joke was "man has too many farking kids" and immediately went to "omg i can't believe they want minorities sterilized" you need to step back and realize this is FARK.com FFS.  The people most offended have been here long enough to know better.
 
2022-12-04 10:25:30 PM  
and i really enjoy linda and mids as posters and don't want to offend them but seriously, back the truck up before you get offended at jokes on a site dedicated to stupid jokes.
 
2022-12-05 12:07:36 AM  

tembaarmswide: and i really enjoy linda and mids as posters and don't want to offend them but seriously, back the truck up before you get offended at jokes on a site dedicated to stupid jokes.


You guys need to back up the truck. Seriously, how often do either one of us get bent out of shape? It's rare. Get past it, I stand by what I said and I'm sure mids stands by her comments, too.
You can't dictate other people's opinions, please stop trying to.

Other than that, you and everyone else in this thread is a'ight in my book.
 
2022-12-05 12:51:54 AM  
Maybe he's "Pro-Life...........and doing something about it!"
 
2022-12-05 12:54:51 AM  
Or he just loves the audience response when he announces, "Yeah, just found out I'm gonna be a father!!"
 
2022-12-05 1:37:43 AM  

lindalouwho: You can't dictate other people's opinions, please stop trying to.


And yet, that is exactly what you were trying to do at the beginning of this thread.

You disagreed with Subby's headline, and attempted to shame/bully Fark™ into removing the submission.
Yet here we are. The headline remains; and the thread has created commentary on reasonable perspectives.
So a win-win overall...
...
Something I regret though, is saying certain Farkers were 'sniveling c*nts' and 'f*cking morans!'
While it wasn't directed at anyone specifically. Ad hominem attacks don't change minds. For that, I apologize.
 
2022-12-05 1:38:15 AM  

lindalouwho: I stand by what I said and I'm sure mids stands by her comments, too.


Mmmhm.  Particularly since people are pretty clearly seeing what they want to see.  I never said anything about race and my comments had nothing to do with it, So whatever.  Who am I to ruin someone's good time.
 
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