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(Politico)   Herschel Walker (R) tries to avoid missteps in final days before Georgia runoff...like a bull carefully closing the door to the china shop on the way out   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Followup, United States Senate, Democratic Party, Republican Party, Barack Obama, Herschel Walker's final play, Mitch McConnell, Sen. Raphael Warnock, Georgia's Senate runoff  
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2879 clicks; posted to Politics » on 03 Dec 2022 at 10:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-03 6:32:39 PM  
It's a little late for that.
 
2022-12-03 6:48:49 PM  
There isn't enough luck within all the gods and goddesses of luck in the entirety of human mythology and literature for that.
 
2022-12-03 7:08:13 PM  
Need more people in public to say anyone that votes for Hersey is an evil anti American POS with no redeeming qualities and should just kill themselves
 
2022-12-03 7:19:28 PM  
I can't wait until this election is over and he hits the road. The Hershel Highway if you will.
 
2022-12-03 7:22:13 PM  

Mugato: I can't wait until this election is over and he hits the road. The Hershel Highway if you will.


Back to his home in Texas.
 
2022-12-03 7:30:10 PM  
It's like showing up with plans to install a sprinkler system the day after the building burned to the ground.
 
2022-12-03 8:19:24 PM  

Mugato: I can't wait until this election is over and he hits the road. The Hershel Highway if you will.


Let's just hope Georgia re-elects Warnock because Walker as their US Senator would be a wasted Senate seat for 6 years.
 
2022-12-03 9:07:43 PM  
Try not to force any women to get an abortion on the way through the parking lot, Herschel.
 
2022-12-03 9:34:34 PM  

AirForceVet: Mugato: I can't wait until this election is over and he hits the road. The Hershel Highway if you will.


Let's just hope Georgia re-elects Warnock because Walker as their US Senator would be a wasted Senate seat for 6 years.


I think it's worse than that.  He'll be happily agreeing to whatever fascist agenda the GOP tells him to.
 
2022-12-03 10:06:25 PM  
So he's locked himself in an underground bunker cut off from the outside world?
 
2022-12-03 10:07:24 PM  
They told Walker he needed to vote in the runoff. He ran off that way ➡
 
2022-12-03 10:08:53 PM  
Ron Johnson is really hoping that he gets elected so that he's no longer regarded as the dumbest  US Senator.
 
2022-12-03 10:09:30 PM  
Like he hasn't had campaign ending missteps already.
 
2022-12-03 10:11:38 PM  
Over / Under on which is least qualified for office , Walker or Trump ??
 
2022-12-03 10:14:18 PM  

eddie_irvine: Ron Johnson is really hoping that he gets elected so that he's no longer regarded as the dumbest  US Senator.


I still don't understand how that walking canker sore got re-elected.
 
2022-12-03 10:14:41 PM  
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2022-12-03 10:14:49 PM  
Ye needs to help a brother out
 
2022-12-03 10:18:30 PM  

eddie_irvine: Ron Johnson is really hoping that he gets elected so that he's no longer regarded as the dumbest  US Senator.


Did Senator Snowball leave? Also Senator Coach is supremely stupid. I do agree Senator Conspiracy Theory is a moron.
 
2022-12-03 10:19:01 PM  
He's a superhuman piece of shiat, a worthless twat utterly without any redeeming qualities, and yet, because we live in the dumbest timeline ever, there's a very real possibility that he'll win.
 
2022-12-03 10:20:49 PM  

AirForceVet: Mugato: I can't wait until this election is over and he hits the road. The Hershel Highway if you will.

Let's just hope Georgia re-elects Warnock because Walker as their US Senator would be a wasted Senate seat for 6 years.


Not for the Republicans.
It's obscene how they are using that idiot.
 
2022-12-03 10:21:32 PM  

ukexpat: So he's locked himself in an underground bunker cut off from the outside world?


So he really is the black Trump.
 
2022-12-03 10:23:08 PM  

Jake Havechek: Try not to force any women to get an abortion on the way through the parking lot, Herschel.


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2022-12-03 10:24:09 PM  

Mugato: It's a little late for that.


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2022-12-03 10:27:09 PM  
"I hope he loses his erection."

- most women in Georgia
 
2022-12-03 10:29:07 PM  
Are we thinking Walker won't win? Because he's totally going to win. Warnock is smart, charismatic, and an effective legislator that will help Georgia residents. Walker has (R) next to his name and will practice stigginit. What are you to do, Georgia voters?

What to do?
 
2022-12-03 10:30:55 PM  
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2022-12-03 10:31:42 PM  
The fact that he's even going to get more than .01% of the vote is a farking disgrace
 
2022-12-03 10:32:07 PM  
FTA: Walker went on to criticize Warnock for his ministry and public service professions, saying the Ebenezer Baptist Church pastor and senator has only taken jobs "in the church" or from "taxpayers."

That's right, KKKristians. Show us how you really feel and what you really believe. Tell us how much you hate the educated pastor that has dedicated himself to public service. Let us know how little you really think of America.
 
2022-12-03 10:35:22 PM  
Good luck with that, the second he opens his mouth the stupid will flow. Just like DTS he won't be able to help it.
 
2022-12-03 10:37:06 PM  
He's going to sexually assault somebody on TV, isn't he?
 
2022-12-03 10:50:33 PM  

Outshined_One: eddie_irvine: Ron Johnson is really hoping that he gets elected so that he's no longer regarded as the dumbest  US Senator.

I still don't understand how that walking canker sore got re-elected.


His opponent was black.

That's the only reasonable explanation for why Wisconsin basically elected Democrats in every statewide race EXCEPT that one.

Wisconsin: kinda liberal but still definitely racist.
 
2022-12-03 10:58:01 PM  

JayCab: Outshined_One: eddie_irvine: Ron Johnson is really hoping that he gets elected so that he's no longer regarded as the dumbest  US Senator.

I still don't understand how that walking canker sore got re-elected.

His opponent was black.

That's the only reasonable explanation for why Wisconsin basically elected Democrats in every statewide race EXCEPT that one.

Wisconsin: kinda liberal but still definitely racist.


Still kinda amazed it was as close as it was was the majority of Wisconsin being polite racists, meaning not publicly but in voting for a white guy that is completely useless and compromised ethically versus a black guy  the numbers make a statement about Wisconsin l.
 
2022-12-03 11:02:58 PM  

RaceDTruck: Mugato: I can't wait until this election is over and he hits the road. The Hershel Highway if you will.

Back to his home in Texas.


Maybe he could try to primary Ted Cruz in '26
 
2022-12-03 11:09:00 PM  
I feel like this whole thing could have been avoided with some kind words, understanding, and a little plastic badge that reads "Senator"
 
2022-12-03 11:09:16 PM  
Ralph Reed, founder of the evangelical Christian Faith and Freedom Coalition and a past chair of the Georgia GOP, has spoken at multiple Walker rallies in recent days...

Walker could be erudite and well-versed in the issues affecting Georgia and the Nation, and this alone should disqualify him.
 
2022-12-03 11:14:11 PM  
The hardest thing for many Georgians is the fact they have to choose between two black men.
 
2022-12-03 11:15:05 PM  

JerkStore: Are we thinking Walker won't win? Because he's totally going to win. Warnock is smart, charismatic, and an effective legislator that will help Georgia residents. Walker has (R) next to his name and will practice stigginit. What are you to do, Georgia voters?

What to do?


Counterpoint:  voting records keep getting smashed every day.
 
2022-12-03 11:16:23 PM  

JayCab: Outshined_One: eddie_irvine: Ron Johnson is really hoping that he gets elected so that he's no longer regarded as the dumbest  US Senator.

I still don't understand how that walking canker sore got re-elected.

His opponent was black.

That's the only reasonable explanation for why Wisconsin basically elected Democrats in every statewide race EXCEPT that one.

Wisconsin: kinda liberal but still definitely racist.


Let's not conclude from thus that we should only let white people run, though. That is the absolute worst takeaway.
 
2022-12-03 11:19:43 PM  
The fact that this is a competitive election is the clearest evidence that the USA is irretrievably broken.
 
2022-12-03 11:22:05 PM  

Unobtanium: Ralph Reed, founder of the evangelical Christian Faith and Freedom Coalition and a past chair of the Georgia GOP, has spoken at multiple Walker rallies in recent days...

Walker could be erudite and well-versed in the issues affecting Georgia and the Nation, and this alone should disqualify him.


I hadn't heard of that walking turd Ralph Reed in forever. Was content to not remember he existed. Not surprised to hear that he's sucking (up to) Walker,
 
2022-12-03 11:27:02 PM  
Evangelicals don't care that Walker is black, stupid, or has paid for abortions in the past. All they care about is the fact that he's willing to do what a white man says.
 
2022-12-03 11:31:53 PM  
He heard it was a runoff election, so he took things to the gutter
 
2022-12-03 11:32:37 PM  
Idc what color who is, but the R's ran a friggin moron lol. I'll be out there pulling for Warnock because I think he's better suited for the role.

I get the R's are on this kick right now to run not-politicians, and in some plane of thought I can appreciate that, but they really gotta get not-idiots first and foremost lol.
 
2022-12-03 11:34:56 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: The fact that this is a competitive election is the clearest evidence that the USA is irretrievably broken.


Canadians harping on US political theater are cute.
 
2022-12-03 11:35:26 PM  

fullyautomatic: Idc what color who is, but the R's ran a friggin moron lol. I'll be out there pulling for Warnock because I think he's better suited for the role.

I get the R's are on this kick right now to run not-politicians, and in some plane of thought I can appreciate that, but they really gotta get not-idiots first and foremost lol.


I think like any other job, Senator should require somepolitical experience.  Although the experience bar was set with Trump.
 
2022-12-03 11:37:03 PM  

dsmith42: eddie_irvine: Ron Johnson is really hoping that he gets elected so that he's no longer regarded as the dumbest  US Senator.

Did Senator Snowball leave? Also Senator Coach is supremely stupid. I do agree Senator Conspiracy Theory is a moron.


Snowball was replace by Markwayne who barely made it out of trade school since daddy was giving him a plumbing company and had a failed MMA career.  Oh he also has one of the worst attendance records as a congressman, will be interesting to see if he shows up in the senate.
 
2022-12-03 11:45:17 PM  

Mugato: fullyautomatic: Idc what color who is, but the R's ran a friggin moron lol. I'll be out there pulling for Warnock because I think he's better suited for the role.

I get the R's are on this kick right now to run not-politicians, and in some plane of thought I can appreciate that, but they really gotta get not-idiots first and foremost lol.

I think like any other job, Senator should require somepolitical experience.  Although the experience bar was set with Trump.


you know that's why ISIS and al Qaeda lose. They can never find suicide bombers with experience.


/it's a joke!
 
2022-12-03 11:46:08 PM  

knobmaker: AirForceVet: Mugato: I can't wait until this election is over and he hits the road. The Hershel Highway if you will.


Let's just hope Georgia re-elects Warnock because Walker as their US Senator would be a wasted Senate seat for 6 years.

I think it's worse than that.  He'll be happily agreeing to whatever fascist agenda the GOP tells him to.


I can't take credit for this, but it absolutely fits:  Herschel Walker has been doing what white people have been telling him to do his entire life.  Teachers, coaches, agents, you name it.  The man will pretty literally be a sock puppet and a free vote for whatever McConnell wants, right along the lines of Tuberville.

All that aside, Warnock needs to win to start to break the Manchinima hegemony.  With 51 votes their power is greatly diminished and they can be played off each other.
 
2022-12-03 11:50:49 PM  

Maud Dib: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: The fact that this is a competitive election is the clearest evidence that the USA is irretrievably broken.

Canadians harping on US political theater are cute.


Seems to me anyone has the right to be concerned a wee touch when the neighbors start chanting and summoning horrors in the backyard
 
2022-12-03 11:52:30 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Maud Dib: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: The fact that this is a competitive election is the clearest evidence that the USA is irretrievably broken.

Canadians harping on US political theater are cute.

Seems to me anyone has the right to be concerned a wee touch when the neighbors start chanting and summoning horrors in the backyard


That's just Michigan.
 
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