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6629 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Dec 2022 at 5:15 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-03 1:37:14 PM  
No meat hooks or chainsaws.
 
2022-12-03 1:50:35 PM  
Rustic

Meaning its rusty, and full of ticks
 
2022-12-03 1:56:01 PM  
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2022-12-03 2:28:42 PM  
definitely no squatters.
 
2022-12-03 2:36:52 PM  
Looks like my Dad's place looked after it had been abandoned for about 3 years.

The lesson I learned is don't expect your siblings to do anything right when how they run their own lives should tell you everything isn't going to be 'handled'.
 
2022-12-03 2:38:13 PM  
Nothing a good fire bombing and bulldozing can't fix.

The tax history on that place is insane..
 
2022-12-03 2:49:41 PM  
Scrape city.  I dig the window covering concept on the front in general.
 
2022-12-03 3:48:07 PM  
That's a complete tear down. No way.
 
2022-12-03 4:20:44 PM  

NewportBarGuy: That's a complete tear down. No way.


Definitely.  Trying to fix that totally wouldn't be worth it.
 
2022-12-03 4:23:53 PM  

markie_farkie: Nothing a good fire bombing and bulldozing can't fix.

The tax history on that place is insane..


In states that don't have a state income tax, property taxes,sales taxes and use taxes make them cost more in taxes by far for the majority of residents.
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2022-12-03 5:21:22 PM  
I can smell the meth cooking fumes from here.
 
2022-12-03 5:21:58 PM  
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2022-12-03 5:21:59 PM  
>"Do you think we should rotate the image before posting?"
>"Pffft.  What are you, farking kidding me?"

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2022-12-03 5:22:09 PM  
I suspect it doesn't include any of the plumbing or electrical copper?
 
2022-12-03 5:22:31 PM  
I'll take it!
 
2022-12-03 5:24:58 PM  
Man, you can smell the hobo herpes from here...
 
2022-12-03 5:25:47 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: >"Do you think we should rotate the image before posting?"
>"Pffft.  What are you, farking kidding me?"

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I honestly thought a tree had crashed through the wall
 
2022-12-03 5:26:23 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: >"Do you think we should rotate the image before posting?"
>"Pffft.  What are you, farking kidding me?"

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Why're there tumbleweeds INSIDE the house?
 
2022-12-03 5:28:30 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: >"Do you think we should rotate the image before posting?"
>"Pffft.  What are you, farking kidding me?"

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The stuff on the right isn't a floor, it's just stuck to a wall.
 
2022-12-03 5:29:18 PM  
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I'll put $9,800 into it but I'm not going to clean the carpets, they're fine, I'm not gonna have anything cutting into my profit!!!!
 
2022-12-03 5:29:26 PM  

Boo_Guy: Feel_the_velvet: >"Do you think we should rotate the image before posting?"
>"Pffft.  What are you, farking kidding me?"

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The stuff on the right isn't a floor, it's just stuck to a wall.


Ewwwww with what
 
2022-12-03 5:30:04 PM  
Property features many amenities, including gravitational anomalies in one bedroom, an open floor-plan, and large art installation in side lot...
 
2022-12-03 5:30:27 PM  
I've been to Anthony, Texas, which is a podunk place right on the New Mexico/Texas border about halfway between El Paso, TX and Las Cruces, NM.  And I can tell you that not only does $39,950 seem like a steep price for that place, I wouldn't pay $39K for the entire town.
 
2022-12-03 5:31:12 PM  
It looks like a slightly more run down version of a buddy of mines house.
 
2022-12-03 5:31:19 PM  
Cops might want to take a look at that VHS collection. Just sayin'.

/ probably watched too many True Crime shows in the past
 
2022-12-03 5:32:05 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: >"Do you think we should rotate the image before posting?"
>"Pffft.  What are you, farking kidding me?"

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My guess was that that room got unevenly filled with shiat and tipped over
 
2022-12-03 5:33:24 PM  

Lsherm: Man, you can smell the hobo herpes from here...


How do you know what hobo herpes smells like?
 
2022-12-03 5:33:26 PM  
But what a landscape!

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2022-12-03 5:33:48 PM  
Even Bob the Builder wouldn't want to fix that one.
 
2022-12-03 5:36:19 PM  
Well what use are the TV and tapes without a VCR?  Can you even buy those anymore?
 
2022-12-03 5:36:49 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: >"Do you think we should rotate the image before posting?"
>"Pffft.  What are you, farking kidding me?"

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The first place I've seen with its own "tumbleweed room."
 
2022-12-03 5:36:53 PM  

433: Even Bob the Builder wouldn't want to fix that one.


"Can we fix it?"

"Yes w--- aww f*ck it.  Burn it down."
 
2022-12-03 5:36:55 PM  
Ooo! The Fallout cosplay location I've always wanted!
 
2022-12-03 5:37:09 PM  

433: Even Bob the Builder wouldn't want to fix that one.


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2022-12-03 5:37:53 PM  
Nothing says safe neighborhood like those grates over the windows.
 
2022-12-03 5:38:46 PM  
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Took me a few seconds to realize the image is sideways. On the cabinet in the background, at the very top, is that a white VCR player? How tacky. Zoomed in and looked at the tapes. No Robo Cop. And no Rocky movies...1,2,3,4 or 5. Ain't going to waste my time.
 
2022-12-03 5:42:36 PM  
Hold up!  Convenient to Mexico, New Mexico, AND I-10?  This is totally the perfect drop house for my drug mules and human traffic.
 
2022-12-03 5:43:06 PM  
I can practically taste the drugs just from looking at the pictures.
 
2022-12-03 5:43:54 PM  
Reminds me of a trailer I helped a former childhood friend replace the floor in. It was crap to begin with but I came back a few months later, after he apparently started using meth, and it looked very similar right down to the moldy bathroom. The shower started leaking so they just duct taped some plastic to the walls and warned me that if I had to pee make sure to stand on the floor joists so I wouldn't fall through.
 
2022-12-03 5:44:14 PM  
Seller will include a can of gasoline and a book of matches so the new owner can begin renovations immediately.
 
2022-12-03 5:47:31 PM  

Noah_Tall: Well what use are the TV and tapes without a VCR?  Can you even buy those anymore?


Funny enough you can (at least a few years ago)! They cost more than a DVD/Blue ray player and have so little innards that the one my ex bought had only mono sound.
 
2022-12-03 5:50:08 PM  
On the plus side, no HOA
 
2022-12-03 5:54:40 PM  
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Inevitable owner
 
2022-12-03 5:56:19 PM  

scumm: definitely no squatters.


Except for the rats and roaches.

On second thought, rats and roaches have better taste.
 
2022-12-03 5:57:28 PM  
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2022-12-03 6:10:46 PM  
It reminds me of the house in Suburbia.

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only not as nice.
 
2022-12-03 6:14:38 PM  
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Always wondered what happened to my Grandfather's TV set after he died.
 
2022-12-03 6:15:12 PM  
If heroin addiction were a house.
 
2022-12-03 6:15:35 PM  
You know someone out there is thinking "I wonder if those tape are Betamax. I better go have a look".
 
2022-12-03 6:20:08 PM  

fragMasterFlash: You know someone out there is thinking "I wonder if those tape are Betamax. I better go have a look".


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