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(CBC)   Greatest death metal singers: Ross Dolan. Tomi Joutsen. Piotr Wiwczarek. Bats. Johan Lind... wait. What?   (cbc.ca) divider line
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2022-12-03 3:55:58 PM  
Still not as good as caninus.
 
2022-12-03 4:05:48 PM  
The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity
 
2022-12-03 4:22:00 PM  

fearmongert: The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity



no no, Dead sang black metal.

/And is also dead, as well.
 
2022-12-03 4:27:28 PM  

mekkab: black metal


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2022-12-03 4:29:23 PM  
In before "it actually takes more talent than you'll ever have to sing like that".
 
2022-12-03 4:30:29 PM  

drewogatory: In before "it actually takes more talent than you'll ever have to sing like that".


In before "bats aren't actually real metal"
 
2022-12-03 4:43:52 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: drewogatory: In before "it actually takes more talent than you'll ever have to sing like that".

In before "bats aren't actually real metal"


If they were real metal Ozzy could have never bitten off that one's head. Just sayin'.
 
2022-12-03 4:48:24 PM  

drewogatory: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: drewogatory: In before "it actually takes more talent than you'll ever have to sing like that".

In before "bats aren't actually real metal"

If they were real metal Ozzy could have never bitten off that one's head. Just sayin'.


Iron Man, Iron Man, does whatever a Iron Man does. Can he bit off head or metal bat? Yes, he has iron teeth
 
2022-12-03 4:53:00 PM  

RandyJohnson: Still not as good as caninus.


Caninus - Human Rawhide
Youtube DFzKgBfroAc
 
2022-12-03 5:05:02 PM  
Obvious?
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2022-12-03 5:05:38 PM  
Aluminium Bat is the name of my Death Metal band.
 
2022-12-03 5:06:16 PM  

RandyJohnson: Still not as good as caninus.


death metal rooster berserker
Youtube 6_3RCofj5wc

How about 'Roostero'?
 
2022-12-03 5:12:39 PM  

ZMugg: RandyJohnson: Still not as good as caninus.

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How about 'Roostero'?


I know that rooster:

Drowning Pool - Bodies en Cover de Animales 2016
Youtube QFndampygco
 
2022-12-03 5:12:48 PM  
Hatebeak - Bird Seeds of Vengeance
Youtube VwXKR9EWhXo
 
2022-12-03 5:14:19 PM  

ZMugg: [YouTube video: death metal rooster berserker]
How about 'Roostero'?


Nested Are the Sick
Youtube CKA9LQ2BRf8
How about a parrot?
 
2022-12-03 5:18:19 PM  

A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: ZMugg: [YouTube video: death metal rooster berserker]
How about 'Roostero'?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/CKA9LQ2BRf8] How about a parrot?


Dueling Carls, Death Metal Version
Youtube BKkLUfFM7bg
 
2022-12-03 6:29:37 PM  

mekkab: fearmongert: The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity


no no, Dead sang black metal.

/And is also dead, as well.


his first band Morbid was a death metal band
 
2022-12-03 6:30:54 PM  

mekkab: fearmongert: The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity


no no, Dead sang black metal.

/And is also dead, as well.


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2022-12-03 6:32:42 PM  
I'm not super into death metal, but somecof my fave singers include Lord Worm from Cryptopsy, Mike Akerfeldt from Opeth, Mike Staane from Dark Tranquility, John Tardy from Obituary, Barney from Napalm Death
 
2022-12-03 7:02:03 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: mekkab: fearmongert: The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity


no no, Dead sang black metal.

/And is also dead, as well.

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2022-12-03 7:11:28 PM  

Trocadero: Rage Against the Thorazine: mekkab: fearmongert: The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity


no no, Dead sang black metal.

/And is also dead, as well.

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Those logos are like that goddamn sailboat from Mallrats.
 
2022-12-03 7:16:39 PM  

drewogatory: Trocadero: Rage Against the Thorazine: mekkab: fearmongert: The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity


no no, Dead sang black metal.

/And is also dead, as well.

[Fark user image 500x500]

[img.buzzfeed.com image 625x415]

Those logos are like that goddamn sailboat from Mallrats.


I thought it was a schooner.
 
2022-12-03 7:47:54 PM  

Trocadero: Rage Against the Thorazine: mekkab: fearmongert: The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity


no no, Dead sang black metal.

/And is also dead, as well.

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gotta love Party Cannon!
 
2022-12-03 9:01:21 PM  

Trocadero: Rage Against the Thorazine: mekkab: fearmongert: The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity


no no, Dead sang black metal.

/And is also dead, as well.

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[img.buzzfeed.com image 625x415]


So, not only do they all sound the same, they're logos all look the same.

Nice.

/ducks
 
2022-12-03 9:08:44 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: mekkab: fearmongert: The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity


no no, Dead sang black metal.

/And is also dead, as well.

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2022-12-03 9:53:19 PM  

GoodHomer: Trocadero: Rage Against the Thorazine: mekkab: fearmongert: The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity


no no, Dead sang black metal.

/And is also dead, as well.

[Fark user image 500x500]

[img.buzzfeed.com image 625x415]

So, not only do they all sound the same, they're logos all look the same.

Nice.

/ducks


That subgenre seems super duper conformist if you ask me.
 
2022-12-04 7:52:34 AM  

drewogatory: GoodHomer: Trocadero: Rage Against the Thorazine: mekkab: fearmongert: The best Death Metsl singers should be dead, it proves their commitment and artistic integrity


no no, Dead sang black metal.

/And is also dead, as well.

[Fark user image 500x500]

[img.buzzfeed.com image 625x415]

So, not only do they all sound the same, they're logos all look the same.

Nice.

/ducks

That subgenre seems super duper conformist if you ask me.


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