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(TMZ)   Nick Fuentes is using his newfound fame to make friends wherever he goes   (tmz.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Rihanna, Nick Fuentes, Drinkware, Mos Def, ketchup-filled paper cups, Orange County, California, doused diners, food fight  
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4626 clicks; posted to Politics » on 03 Dec 2022 at 3:27 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-03 3:30:16 PM  
Awwww, he had ketchup thrown on him, He could of gotten that last week at Trumps
 
2022-12-03 3:31:26 PM  
Somebody needs to shave that boy's head and make it official.
 
2022-12-03 3:32:29 PM  
Nazi gonna be Nazi.
 
2022-12-03 3:32:57 PM  

FnkyTwn: Somebody needs to shave that boy's head and make it official.


Shave it with a wood chipper for that extra close shave.
 
2022-12-03 3:33:13 PM  
He missed the couple and got it all over his friends lol. Loser.
 
2022-12-03 3:33:24 PM  
Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.
 
2022-12-03 3:35:27 PM  
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2022-12-03 3:35:50 PM  

LograyX: Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.


If you are going to set yourself up for battery by throwing katsup, might as well throw a punch.
 
2022-12-03 3:36:05 PM  
And they didn't knock his teeth out. That boy is riding for a fall.
 
2022-12-03 3:36:47 PM  

LograyX: Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.


He didn't get unalived? Then why the hell watch the video?
 
2022-12-03 3:40:00 PM  
I seem to remember protesters attacking people at restaurants for no good reason. Where the hell are they when you need them.
 
2022-12-03 3:40:16 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: LograyX: Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.

If you are going to set yourself up for battery by throwing katsup, might as well throw a punch.


I had a similar thought, settling for more interesting and nastier foods.
 
Bf+
2022-12-03 3:40:46 PM  
There was a perfectly fine window right there he could have been put through.
 
2022-12-03 3:40:51 PM  
L.A.?  Do that sh*t in a 'Stand Your Ground' state you wuss.  Even in one of the harder parts of L.A. that tiny entity would be in the ICU.
 
2022-12-03 3:44:38 PM  
At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.
 
2022-12-03 3:45:55 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: LograyX: Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.

If you are going to set yourself up for battery by throwing katsup, might as well throw a punch.


From what I've seen of Fuentes, I don't think a jury would convict.
 
2022-12-03 3:47:42 PM  

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We didn't beat him up "God did"
 
2022-12-03 3:48:27 PM  
FTA-

"Nick left with his friend ..."

Wait, he has A FRIEND??

Encroyable! Also sacre bleu, mon dieu, and merde!
 
2022-12-03 3:48:41 PM  

BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.


unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.
 
2022-12-03 3:49:28 PM  
With all to punchable faces out there, isn't this guys face the most punchable. That other Nazi,  Richard something ,the Duke jerk who mentored Stephen Miller,  got punched and his face was not nearly as punchable on the face of it, parDon the pun.
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2022-12-03 3:50:42 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.


You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?
 
2022-12-03 3:50:55 PM  

GlenninSac: FTA-

"Nick left with his friend ..."

Wait, he has A FRIEND??

Encroyable! Also sacre bleu, mon dieu, and merde!


You left out zut alors!
 
2022-12-03 3:51:44 PM  
TMZ appears to be blocking any connections via my VPN.

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2022-12-03 3:54:26 PM  
this will end with a Nick Fuentes Caitlin Jenner sex tape
 
2022-12-03 3:55:38 PM  

2wolves: L.A.?  Do that sh*t in a 'Stand Your Ground' state you wuss.  Even in one of the harder parts of L.A. that tiny entity would be in the ICU.


That's probably why he did it in LA. A blue city in a red state may have resulted in him getting shot.
 
2022-12-03 3:57:59 PM  

DoctorCal: Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.

You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?


Not as fun though.
 
2022-12-03 3:59:21 PM  

dababler: DoctorCal: Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.

You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?

Not as fun though.


I heard someone talking about pissing into a fan and I just had to try it myself. The slapping sound was hilarious.
 
2022-12-03 3:59:33 PM  
No assault charges and no ass whoopin? Lame.
 
2022-12-03 4:00:08 PM  

JAGChem82: 2wolves: L.A.?  Do that sh*t in a 'Stand Your Ground' state you wuss.  Even in one of the harder parts of L.A. that tiny entity would be in the ICU.

That's probably why he did it in LA. A blue city in a red state may have resulted in him getting shot.


As he reached into his left armpit, as shown in the video, that arm and hand should have been mushed.
 
2022-12-03 4:01:48 PM  
Fuentes and everyone like him needs to be afraid to show their faces in public.
 
2022-12-03 4:03:09 PM  
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Too bad it was just ketchup
 
2022-12-03 4:03:53 PM  

2wolves: JAGChem82: 2wolves: L.A.?  Do that sh*t in a 'Stand Your Ground' state you wuss.  Even in one of the harder parts of L.A. that tiny entity would be in the ICU.

That's probably why he did it in LA. A blue city in a red state may have resulted in him getting shot.

As he reached into his left armpit, as shown in the video, that arm and hand should have been mushed.


Have him make fart noises like in middle school? "Why do you keep farting? This is a restaurant!"
 
2022-12-03 4:04:00 PM  

2wolves: Even in one of the harder parts of L.A. that tiny entity would be in the ICU.


Surprised he didn't get an ass-kicking since that Hollywood In-N-Out has a weird vibe...mostly from the clubgoer types...it's more like an Original Tommy's.    https://citizen.com/-MUnMvA4F-wtZAzJB0vk

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2022-12-03 4:07:49 PM  
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2022-12-03 4:08:29 PM  

fat boy: Awwww, he had ketchup thrown on him, He could of gotten that last week at Trumps


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If I was there (and I have eaten at that location) I would have thrown my ketchup at him too.

/and put mustard packets under his tires
 
2022-12-03 4:13:43 PM  

Bf+: There was a perfectly fine window right there he could have been put through.


Where is Charles Barkley when you really need him?
 
2022-12-03 4:14:31 PM  
In the door... kick him Out.
 
2022-12-03 4:17:33 PM  
Of course his "friends" wear all white with hoods.

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2022-12-03 4:21:31 PM  

DoctorCal: Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.

You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?


You do know that your car has a thing that has to be pushed in to have fluids poured into the gas tank, right?
 
2022-12-03 4:23:00 PM  
I look forward to him being beaten to death with a lead pipe and choking on his own vomit before he dies.
 
2022-12-03 4:29:06 PM  
LA doesn't like nazis.
 
2022-12-03 4:29:24 PM  

GlenninSac: FTA-

"Nick left with his friend ..."

Wait, he has A FRIEND??

Encroyable! Also sacre bleu, mon dieu, and merde!


well, there was that catboy he was dating.
/NTTAWWT
//Save that he's also a homophobe
 
2022-12-03 4:29:48 PM  
Some things are political, some are social, some are legal. If you want to be a bigshot in one system, you ought to be careful about spillover.
 
2022-12-03 4:29:51 PM  
He's quite tiny, isn't he? Gamine, almost
 
2022-12-03 4:30:10 PM  
That Nazi is just a friend you haven't yet met!
 
2022-12-03 4:32:11 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: DoctorCal: Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.

You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?

You do know that your car has a thing that has to be pushed in to have fluids poured into the gas tank, right?


The decanting rod would hold that open. Duh.
 
2022-12-03 4:44:31 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: LograyX: Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.

If you are going to set yourself up for battery by throwing katsup, might as well throw a punch.



With blast knuckles.
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2022-12-03 4:48:54 PM  
The most important thing to know about "Nick Fuentes" is that he is 24 years old. He was born in 1998. His opinions don't matter and he should be ignored. Plus, he's running with a circus troupe of Andy Kaufmans.

If we haven't descended completely into an idiocracy, then my words will be the final words on "Nick Fuentes".
 
2022-12-03 4:49:51 PM  

DoctorCal: dababler: DoctorCal: Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.

You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?

Not as fun though.

I heard someone talking about pissing into a fan and I just had to try it myself. The slapping sound was hilarious.


Guys, my penis is stuck in the front grill of the fan and I'm covered in pee. So very scared.
 
2022-12-03 4:56:38 PM  
"Police were not called."

Good, but also, LOL.
 
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