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(TMZ)   Nick Fuentes is using his newfound fame to make friends wherever he goes   (tmz.com) divider line
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4743 clicks; posted to Politics » on 03 Dec 2022 at 3:27 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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fat boy
2022-12-03 3:30:16 PM  
Awwww, he had ketchup thrown on him, He could of gotten that last week at Trumps
 
FnkyTwn
2022-12-03 3:31:26 PM  
Somebody needs to shave that boy's head and make it official.
 
TedCruz'sCrazyDad
2022-12-03 3:32:29 PM  
Nazi gonna be Nazi.
 
Glitchwerks
2022-12-03 3:32:57 PM  

FnkyTwn: Somebody needs to shave that boy's head and make it official.


Shave it with a wood chipper for that extra close shave.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2022-12-03 3:33:13 PM  
He missed the couple and got it all over his friends lol. Loser.
 
LograyX
2022-12-03 3:33:24 PM  
Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.
 
Derp Du Jour
2022-12-03 3:35:27 PM  
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TrollingForColumbine
2022-12-03 3:35:50 PM  

LograyX: Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.


If you are going to set yourself up for battery by throwing katsup, might as well throw a punch.
 
red5ish [BareFark]
2022-12-03 3:36:05 PM  
And they didn't knock his teeth out. That boy is riding for a fall.
 
Sword and Shield [TotalFark]
2022-12-03 3:36:47 PM  

LograyX: Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.


He didn't get unalived? Then why the hell watch the video?
 
farkitallletitend
2022-12-03 3:40:00 PM  
I seem to remember protesters attacking people at restaurants for no good reason. Where the hell are they when you need them.
 
jimjays
2022-12-03 3:40:16 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: LograyX: Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.

If you are going to set yourself up for battery by throwing katsup, might as well throw a punch.


I had a similar thought, settling for more interesting and nastier foods.
 
Bf+
2022-12-03 3:40:46 PM  
There was a perfectly fine window right there he could have been put through.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-12-03 3:40:51 PM  
L.A.?  Do that sh*t in a 'Stand Your Ground' state you wuss.  Even in one of the harder parts of L.A. that tiny entity would be in the ICU.
 
BitwiseShift
2022-12-03 3:44:38 PM  
At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.
 
LograyX
2022-12-03 3:45:55 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: LograyX: Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.

If you are going to set yourself up for battery by throwing katsup, might as well throw a punch.


From what I've seen of Fuentes, I don't think a jury would convict.
 
Black_Lazerus
2022-12-03 3:47:42 PM  

Derp Du Jour: [Fark user image image 425x318]


We didn't beat him up "God did"
 
GlenninSac
2022-12-03 3:48:27 PM  
FTA-

"Nick left with his friend ..."

Wait, he has A FRIEND??

Encroyable! Also sacre bleu, mon dieu, and merde!
 
Harry Wagstaff
2022-12-03 3:48:41 PM  

BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.


unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.
 
DrD'isInfotainment [OhFark]
2022-12-03 3:49:28 PM  
With all to punchable faces out there, isn't this guys face the most punchable. That other Nazi,  Richard something ,the Duke jerk who mentored Stephen Miller,  got punched and his face was not nearly as punchable on the face of it, parDon the pun.
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DoctorCal
2022-12-03 3:50:42 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.


You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?
 
Schmerd1948 [TotalFark]
2022-12-03 3:50:55 PM  

GlenninSac: FTA-

"Nick left with his friend ..."

Wait, he has A FRIEND??

Encroyable! Also sacre bleu, mon dieu, and merde!


You left out zut alors!
 
cepson
2022-12-03 3:51:44 PM  
TMZ appears to be blocking any connections via my VPN.

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kmfjd
2022-12-03 3:54:26 PM  
this will end with a Nick Fuentes Caitlin Jenner sex tape
 
JAGChem82
2022-12-03 3:55:38 PM  

2wolves: L.A.?  Do that sh*t in a 'Stand Your Ground' state you wuss.  Even in one of the harder parts of L.A. that tiny entity would be in the ICU.


That's probably why he did it in LA. A blue city in a red state may have resulted in him getting shot.
 
dababler
2022-12-03 3:57:59 PM  

DoctorCal: Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.

You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?


Not as fun though.
 
DoctorCal
2022-12-03 3:59:21 PM  

dababler: DoctorCal: Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.

You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?

Not as fun though.


I heard someone talking about pissing into a fan and I just had to try it myself. The slapping sound was hilarious.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-03 3:59:33 PM  
No assault charges and no ass whoopin? Lame.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-12-03 4:00:08 PM  

JAGChem82: 2wolves: L.A.?  Do that sh*t in a 'Stand Your Ground' state you wuss.  Even in one of the harder parts of L.A. that tiny entity would be in the ICU.

That's probably why he did it in LA. A blue city in a red state may have resulted in him getting shot.


As he reached into his left armpit, as shown in the video, that arm and hand should have been mushed.
 
vrax
2022-12-03 4:01:48 PM  
Fuentes and everyone like him needs to be afraid to show their faces in public.
 
WrongTrousers
2022-12-03 4:03:09 PM  
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Too bad it was just ketchup
 
jimjays
2022-12-03 4:03:53 PM  

2wolves: JAGChem82: 2wolves: L.A.?  Do that sh*t in a 'Stand Your Ground' state you wuss.  Even in one of the harder parts of L.A. that tiny entity would be in the ICU.

That's probably why he did it in LA. A blue city in a red state may have resulted in him getting shot.

As he reached into his left armpit, as shown in the video, that arm and hand should have been mushed.


Have him make fart noises like in middle school? "Why do you keep farting? This is a restaurant!"
 
FlyingJ
2022-12-03 4:04:00 PM  

2wolves: Even in one of the harder parts of L.A. that tiny entity would be in the ICU.


Surprised he didn't get an ass-kicking since that Hollywood In-N-Out has a weird vibe...mostly from the clubgoer types...it's more like an Original Tommy's.    https://citizen.com/-MUnMvA4F-wtZAzJB0vk

citizen.com/-N7iWrfKvkB9MoEIPFnd
 
Stile4aly [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-03 4:07:49 PM  
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bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-12-03 4:08:29 PM  

fat boy: Awwww, he had ketchup thrown on him, He could of gotten that last week at Trumps


In-n-Out uses those little paper ketchup cups:

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If I was there (and I have eaten at that location) I would have thrown my ketchup at him too.

/and put mustard packets under his tires
 
Al Tsheimers
2022-12-03 4:13:43 PM  

Bf+: There was a perfectly fine window right there he could have been put through.


Where is Charles Barkley when you really need him?
 
Kris_Romm
2022-12-03 4:14:31 PM  
In the door... kick him Out.
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-12-03 4:17:33 PM  
Of course his "friends" wear all white with hoods.

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Harry Wagstaff
2022-12-03 4:21:31 PM  

DoctorCal: Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.

You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?


You do know that your car has a thing that has to be pushed in to have fluids poured into the gas tank, right?
 
cocozilla
2022-12-03 4:23:00 PM  
I look forward to him being beaten to death with a lead pipe and choking on his own vomit before he dies.
 
Free Radical
2022-12-03 4:29:06 PM  
LA doesn't like nazis.
 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark]
2022-12-03 4:29:24 PM  

GlenninSac: FTA-

"Nick left with his friend ..."

Wait, he has A FRIEND??

Encroyable! Also sacre bleu, mon dieu, and merde!


well, there was that catboy he was dating.
/NTTAWWT
//Save that he's also a homophobe
 
Dear Jerk
2022-12-03 4:29:48 PM  
Some things are political, some are social, some are legal. If you want to be a bigshot in one system, you ought to be careful about spillover.
 
Doggiewoggie
2022-12-03 4:29:51 PM  
He's quite tiny, isn't he? Gamine, almost
 
davynelson
2022-12-03 4:30:10 PM  
That Nazi is just a friend you haven't yet met!
 
DoctorCal
2022-12-03 4:32:11 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: DoctorCal: Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.

You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?

You do know that your car has a thing that has to be pushed in to have fluids poured into the gas tank, right?


The decanting rod would hold that open. Duh.
 
Xanlexian [OhFark]
2022-12-03 4:44:31 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: LograyX: Nobody beat the shiat out of him.  So I'd say they treated him to kindly.

If you are going to set yourself up for battery by throwing katsup, might as well throw a punch.



With blast knuckles.
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Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
2022-12-03 4:48:54 PM  
The most important thing to know about "Nick Fuentes" is that he is 24 years old. He was born in 1998. His opinions don't matter and he should be ignored. Plus, he's running with a circus troupe of Andy Kaufmans.

If we haven't descended completely into an idiocracy, then my words will be the final words on "Nick Fuentes".
 
DoctorCal
2022-12-03 4:49:51 PM  

DoctorCal: dababler: DoctorCal: Harry Wagstaff: BitwiseShift: At least he waited to leave so the guy urinating into his car's gas tank had time to finish.

unless you're using a funnel, you would need to have a pretty small penis to piss into a gas tank.

You understand that you can urinate into something without literally jamming your dick into it, right?

Not as fun though.

I heard someone talking about pissing into a fan and I just had to try it myself. The slapping sound was hilarious.


Guys, my penis is stuck in the front grill of the fan and I'm covered in pee. So very scared.
 
austerity101
2022-12-03 4:56:38 PM  
"Police were not called."

Good, but also, LOL.
 
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