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Moderator [TotalFark]
2022-12-03 10:06:56 AM  
Welcome to Fark's Headline of the Month Voting for November 2022!  

Great Fark headlines take all forms! Puns, wordplay, fun obscure references, visual, lyrics or verse, context - like buried lede and plot twist (click through to read the story to figure out the joke - these are often some of the best), and just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world.

Take the time to read and laugh. Then vote!

Vote for any or all! We don't limit your voting, we really want to see what you laughed at and enjoyed!

Voting starts Saturday, December 3, and ends Wednesday, December 7, 4pm Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for November 2022 Headlines of the Month!
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:57 AM  
Another day, another youth minister arrested for over 200 counts of possession of child pornography. No word on sermons about the evils of drag shows


Linked article: news.yahoo.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:57 AM  
Tarantino says the current era of feet is the worst ever. I mean films


Linked article: joblo.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:57 AM  
When hot dog vendors go to war, there can only be one wiener


Linked article: cbs8.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:57 AM  
Green Day Produce recalls mushroom packages due to possible health risk, dookie


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:57 AM  
Elderly couple attacked at Elton John concert two nights earlier than is alright


Linked article: ktla.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:58 AM  
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 22 is leonine, as in "The most significant catholic prelate of the middle ages was Pope Leonine"


Linked article: merriam-webster.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:58 AM  
Connecticut couple holds up 30 gas stations/mini marts over 5 week period. And they say nobody wants to work anymore


Linked article: nbcconnecticut.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:58 AM  
Twitter might die. You'll get over it


Linked article: thedailybeast.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:58 AM  
Cable installer's leg severed in freak accident, will be re-attached next Tuesday sometime between 11 a.m. and 4 p.m.


Linked article: kare11.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:58 AM  
What's the sixth most valuable crop in the US? 'Taint corn, it's dope


Linked article: msn.com

/casts no shadow
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:58 AM  
Orcas maliciously strike boat, sinking it. This is not the first incident, making it appear to be on porpoise


Linked article: newsweek.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:59 AM  
Hurry up and read this before Prince Freezepeach wishes it into the cornfield


Linked article: threadreaderapp.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:59 AM  
TL;DR: 0


Linked article: mediaite.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:59 AM  
Women save owl tangled in fishing line near Butte. Near Butte? OWL RLY


Linked article: kpax.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:59 AM  
America may be facing a national rail strike in as little as two weeks, surprising millions who had no idea we even had a national rail system


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:59 AM  
At least 11 injured as explosion rips through busy area of Istanbul, not Constantinople. Might it have been caused by jerks? That's nobody's business but the Turks'


Linked article: bbc.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:06:59 AM  
5 ▎ ▪ ▎0


Linked article: npr.org
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:00 AM  
Noted Russian nationalist says army has too few doctors. Also, tanks, soldiers, modern weapons, socks, correct strategic doctrines, ideas, options, avenues for any eventual hopes of success


Linked article: abcnews.go.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:00 AM  
Vermont's only nudist resort to clothes


Linked article: wcax.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:00 AM  
It's high time that those big bongs returned


Linked article: bbc.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:00 AM  
Shots fired into York house. Police should be on the lookout for those wearing the the Red Rose of Lancaster


Linked article: wgal.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:00 AM  
Twitter: Working from home is prohibited. Also Twitter: Working from the office is prohibited


Linked article: theguardian.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:01 AM  
And now for something completely different: A man with a flashlight for a head


Linked article: newsweek.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:01 AM  
DNA analysis reveals that Ro attempted to wade


Linked article: news.yahoo.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:01 AM  
As pickleball increases in popularity, doctors report rise in number of Pickle Incidents


Linked article: wibw.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:01 AM  
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 5 is abandon, as in Paul McCartney and Wings' biggest hit was abandon the run


Linked article: merriam-webster.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:02 AM  
Felonious monks


Linked article: news.yahoo.com

/should I get a perm?
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:02 AM  
Hyundai introduces airbag guaranteed to reduce head injuries


Linked article: carbuzz.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-12-03 10:07:02 AM  
JFC, KFC


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
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