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2022-12-03 9:51:49 AM  
Welcome to Fark's Headline of the Month Voting for October 2022!  

Great Fark headlines take all forms! Puns, wordplay, fun obscure references, visual, lyrics or verse, context - like buried lede and plot twist (click through to read the story to figure out the joke - these are often some of the best), and just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world.

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Voting starts Saturday, December 3, and ends Wednesday, December 7, 4pm Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for October 2022 Headlines of the Month!
 
2022-12-03 9:51:49 AM  
Twitter begins rolling out new feature to allow users to edit tweets after they've been submitted, which raises the questions when will Fark roll our similiar feature for eadlines


Linked article: theverge.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:49 AM  
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Three doses of hepatitis B vaccine regimen will protect people with HIV. Five is right out


Linked article: eurekalert.org
 
2022-12-03 9:51:49 AM  
Scientists have uncovered a metabolite that converts white fat cells ("bad" fat) to brown fat ("good" fat) cells, completely pissing off racist fat cells ("proud" fat)


Linked article: scitechdaily.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:49 AM  
Baby seals are born with a great sense of rhythm which explains why they always hiat the clubs


Linked article: popsci.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:50 AM  
Facebook's new VR headset will cost $1,500, which no one can afford and no one will buy. Another stunning success from Facebook


Linked article: marketwatch.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:50 AM  
Forget weed, wine, and Xanax: Science says therapy is what you really need for your anxiety. Screw you, science


Linked article: newsweek.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:50 AM  
You know that one asteroid exploration mission you thought wasn't going to happen? Psyche


Linked article: scitechdaily.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:50 AM  
Dimorphos asteroid, impacted by NASA DART probe, is now trailing a 6,000 mile long plume of debris, one very perturbed M-O robot


Linked article: news.yahoo.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:50 AM  
Alberta discovers the secret to dealing with living in Alberta


Linked article: cbc.ca
 
2022-12-03 9:51:51 AM  
 
2022-12-03 9:51:51 AM  
Researchers say they've given ytterbium qubits a quasi-periodic pattern by pulsing lasers in a Fibonacci sequence, thus creating a quasicrystal in time. This is either a major quantum-computing breakthrough or they've taken a little too much LSD


Linked article: gizmodo.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:51 AM  
Whitest paint ever to make the world cooler, probably by appropriating music and fashion from world's blackest paint


Linked article: smithsonianmag.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:51 AM  
Got long covid at 12 months? You'll probably still have it after 18. Would this be a bad time to remind everyone that a third of all SARS victims remain debilitated by a vast range of maladies over twenty years later?


Linked article: aol.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:51 AM  
Giant mice with boxing gloves looking for fights may have roamed the earth more recently than we thought


Linked article: 9news.com.au
 
2022-12-03 9:51:52 AM  
Now I've heard there was a secret chord that turns scary dreams into ones adored, but you just want to get a good night's sleep, don't ya? It goes like this: C and a major sixth, with a major ninth into the mix. Here comes the science, hallelujah


Linked article: classicfm.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:52 AM  
If (Temp = high) andif (Rain = none) andif (People = careless), isFire = true; else (wait1week = true)


Linked article: phys.org
 
2022-12-03 9:51:52 AM  
Rings true


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:52 AM  
Cannabinoids prevent colon polyps. We're not blowing smoke up your ass


Linked article: themarijuanaherald.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:52 AM  
♫ Oh here they come. Watch out Elon, they'll chew you up. ♪ Oh here they come. They're a 3D-printed SpaceX eater. ♬


Linked article: arstechnica.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:53 AM  
Film, not digital, could help make us all fatter and that's not a bad thing. So suck it Wall-E


Linked article: phys.org
 
2022-12-03 9:51:53 AM  
Because, as the old saying goes, "Let your robots run wild and free"


Linked article: techxplore.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:53 AM  
Always use the indefinite article "a haptic anal communication system", never "your haptic anal communication system"


Linked article: arstechnica.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:53 AM  
Thought-to-be-extinct plant found in old boot in Hawaii. Small robot seen scurrying nearby


Linked article: cnn.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:53 AM  
*high-pitched voice* The world is running out of helium. Stop laughing, this is serious


Linked article: nbcnews.com
 
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