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2022-12-03 9:51:43 AM  
Welcome to Fark's Headline of the Month Voting for October 2022!  

Great Fark headlines take all forms! Puns, wordplay, fun obscure references, visual, lyrics or verse, context - like buried lede and plot twist (click through to read the story to figure out the joke - these are often some of the best), and just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world.

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Voting starts Saturday, December 3, and ends Wednesday, December 7, 4pm Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for October 2022 Headlines of the Month!
 
2022-12-03 9:51:43 AM  
American Airlines somehow posted a quarterly profit of $483,000,000, despite canceling nearly every damn flight everywhere all damn summer


Linked article: wfaa.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:43 AM  
Elon Musk claims that Twitter cannot become what it already is


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:43 AM  
The job market's not getting smaller, it's just that employers are becoming more selective. Boston still not a big college town


Linked article: marketwatch.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:43 AM  
Welp, you got three weeks, Twitter users. Make 'em count


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:44 AM  
Europe preparing for severe recession as nationalistic parties rise to take power across the continent. I can swear I've heard this story before


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:44 AM  
Striking Sysco workers try to stop those Deliveries by truck, truck, truck. Demands include Lemme' see that Raise, raise, raise, raise, raise


Linked article: masslive.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:44 AM  
Boeing slides. In the event of a water landing, the slides may be used as life rafts


Linked article: finance.yahoo.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:44 AM  
China delays the release of Q3 GDP and other economic data. Says the books have to cook just a bit longer until they can be swallowed


Linked article: seekingalpha.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:44 AM  
Now that Musk is in charge, he decides that Twitter needs to do a better job targeting children


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:44 AM  
Home prices set to plummet from unaffordable to significantly less yet still unaffordable. That can only mean one thing: your rent is going up again


Linked article: fortune.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:45 AM  
How companies can increase retention and quickly fill vacant positions. "Paying more" conspicuously missing from list


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:45 AM  
Elon Musk sends scathing message to Tesla investors: "I don't care about boosting the stock. And I loathe you. I loathe you all." Okay, I added that last part, but


Linked article: msn.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:45 AM  
Warner Bros spent $4.3B to save $3B. Give subby a CEO salary and a shot, he can't do any worse


Linked article: marketwatch.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:45 AM  
Bitcoin could be getting ready for a big gain says guy who clearly overdid the scotch in his corn flakes this morning


Linked article: marketwatch.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:45 AM  
Penn relocating riverboat casinos in Illinois to land-based facilities, open new hotels. Teller, of course, had no comment but was still pretty amazing


Linked article: marketwatch.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:46 AM  
Stocks poised to go up


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:46 AM  
A lotta you still don't get it. So if you have 1 Astro Ape and 3 slurp juices you can create a 97% industry-wide collapse in trading volume


Linked article: observer.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:46 AM  
Stock markets will drop another 40%, dogs and cats will live together, anarchy will reign, plagues of robo-toads will strike, and Claire will deny mayo a third time as a severe stagflationary debt crisis hiats an overleveraged global economy


Linked article: msn.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:46 AM  
Meta invester: quit Zucking about with the shiatty avatars and get back to laying off plebes. I got an 8th yacht to purchase this year


Linked article: finance.yahoo.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:46 AM  
The Fed's "dual mandate" of low inflation and low unemployment are clashing with Wall Strret's dual mandate of continuing to mine cash from the economy while keeping the masses from realizing they are being mined for cash


Linked article: npr.org
 
2022-12-03 9:51:47 AM  
Integrating crypto trading into the banking system is like Christian rock: you're not making crypto better, you're just making banking worse


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:47 AM  
The housing market is suck


Linked article: axios.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:47 AM  
Judge decides Simon & Schuster can't reside in a Random House since there's already a Penguin living there


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:47 AM  
Torso pioneer has reached the "bargaining" stage of his Twitter buyer's remorse


Linked article: variety.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:47 AM  
Inflation expectations ease on news that fed is expected to raise rates until inflation eases


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:48 AM  
Most of the tweeters have flown the coop. The ones remaining in the nest are just focused on the birds and the bees


Linked article: gizmodo.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:48 AM  
Xi: "I am the new Chairman Mao, and there's going to be changes in China" International Investors: "Good luck with that, I'm out"


Linked article: axios.com
 
2022-12-03 9:51:48 AM  
Proving that he's just as shrewd a businessman as Trump, Musk manages to lose GM as a Twitter advertiser in under 24 hours


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
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