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2022-12-03 8:54:13 AM  
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2022-12-03 9:10:34 AM  
Is this a preview of that upcoming GG Allin film? I don't need to see the part where he eats it
 
2022-12-03 9:31:37 AM  
So... Declaration of Independence from reality. Or, building a case for an insanity defense in case one of the things he's done ever actually gets prosecuted?
 
2022-12-03 9:40:38 AM  
I think President Biden should come clean and admit that yes, the election was stolen and Trump was actually elected President in 2020.

Biden should announce this a few minutes before the inauguration in January 20th 2025, meaning Trump was actually President all this time and having had two terms is now disqualified from becoming President again.
 
2022-12-03 9:49:53 AM  

sno man: So... Declaration of Independence from reality. Or, building a case for an insanity defense in case one of the things he's done ever actually gets prosecuted?


An insanity defense has absolutely nothing to do with having a mental illness.  Nothing.  You can be sane as they come and qualify for an insanity defense; or wearing a wrap-around jacket in a padded room and not qualify.  It is only about your mental state when you did the crime.  Having severe mental illness can be a way to show you mental state was compromised at the moment you did the naughty, but that is all.  Also, preplanning to cover the crime up pretty much takes the insanity defense off the table.
 
2022-12-03 9:52:09 AM  
When a candidate for president in 2024 flatly states that he's in favor of "termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those in the Constitution", we should believe him.
And be very afraid.
 
2022-12-03 9:53:36 AM  
If this happens...people will revolt.  It would mean the guardrails of democracy are off and millions of voters have been disenfranchised.

I'm not exaggerating when I say there's no coming back if he gets reinstalled - I never thought we'd get this far.  I'll accept it as an American but in my heart I'll know it was wrong.

:(
 
2022-12-03 9:53:50 AM  
Mangolini's talk hole is spewing BS.  Must be a day ending in a "y".
 
2022-12-03 9:59:44 AM  
On the other hand, Trump should just stroke out on live tv and die. Die motherfarker die.
 
2022-12-03 9:59:49 AM  

rotsky: I'll accept it as an American


Good luck with that.
 
2022-12-03 10:02:13 AM  
Give it a rest, already. I'm not following him beyond Fark threads. Has he offered any evidence, real or fake?
 
2022-12-03 10:02:33 AM  
What in Gods name is he babbling about now?
 
2022-12-03 10:04:13 AM  
Boring.
 
2022-12-03 10:05:37 AM  
I'm just here for the "Hereby."
 
2022-12-03 10:08:10 AM  
Sounds like someone just received a letter stating that they are the target of a criminal indictment, and they need to either voluntarily surrender in private, or face being hauled out of Mar-a-Lardo in PJs at 3AM with a full press entourage present.
 
2022-12-03 10:13:09 AM  
He must have run out of ketchup to fling at the wall.
 
2022-12-03 10:13:58 AM  
Thanks for nothing, Merrick Garland
 
2022-12-03 10:14:22 AM  
I don't understand how someone this far off the rails hasn't been involuntarily committed for a psychological evaluation
 
2022-12-03 10:19:13 AM  
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2022-12-03 10:19:42 AM  

wearsmanyhats: I don't understand how someone this far off the rails hasn't been involuntarily committed for a psychological evaluation


because there isn't a law against being mentally ill?
 
2022-12-03 10:24:04 AM  
He's getting more and more desperate because his entire plan for staying out of prison pretty much relies on getting back into the White House and declaring, again, that he can't be prosecuted for anything because he's president. And I think even he's starting to realize that's simply not going to happen.
 
2022-12-03 10:27:30 AM  

Pocket Ninja: He's getting more and more desperate because his entire plan for staying out of prison pretty much relies on getting back into the White House and declaring, again, that he can't be prosecuted for anything because he's president. And I think even he's starting to realize that's simply not going to happen.


The idea that a President can't be prosecuted is bullshiat. I'm not saying you're wrong but it's bullshiat. Even so, it would only give him a four year reprieve. He'd be better off skipping the country.
 
2022-12-03 10:32:52 AM  

Mugato: Pocket Ninja: He's getting more and more desperate because his entire plan for staying out of prison pretty much relies on getting back into the White House and declaring, again, that he can't be prosecuted for anything because he's president. And I think even he's starting to realize that's simply not going to happen.

The idea that a President can't be prosecuted is bullshiat. I'm not saying you're wrong but it's bullshiat. Even so, it would only give him a four year reprieve. He'd be better off skipping the country.


I can't even begin to imagine what kind of damage he and his cronies would do to the US should he get another term. Convicting him would be the least of our worries.
 
2022-12-03 10:46:27 AM  
Can someone...anyone show me the Do Over clause in the constitution?
 
2022-12-03 10:46:48 AM  
It's like Trump admitting that he doesn't pay taxes, because the system is set up to help him avoid it.  Own it, baby.

Biden should come out, say that he got social media to kill a story about his son before the election, that he got pharmaceutical companies to delay a vaccine announcement until after the election, "because I'm a motherfarking boss!  You couldn't do it!  No one listens to you, you loser! Ha ha, suck it!"
 
2022-12-03 10:48:35 AM  
Also if he gets this. Then he's not going to run in 2024???
JFCFOAD Donnie!
 
2022-12-03 10:49:30 AM  

Mugato: Pocket Ninja: He's getting more and more desperate because his entire plan for staying out of prison pretty much relies on getting back into the White House and declaring, again, that he can't be prosecuted for anything because he's president. And I think even he's starting to realize that's simply not going to happen.

The idea that a President can't be prosecuted is bullshiat. I'm not saying you're wrong but it's bullshiat. Even so, it would only give him a four year reprieve. He'd be better off skipping the country.


The thing about the four year reprieve is the statue of limitations keeps ticking so some charges fade in to obscurity.

If a president is immune to prostitution while in office, then a law needs to be passed stating that the the ststue is put on hold for the duration of their term.

So being in office does not prevent the prosecution of any offense due to time constraints.
 
2022-12-03 11:00:11 AM  
"Our great 'Founders'..."

Name any six of them in 15 seconds. Go.
 
2022-12-03 11:03:52 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: I think President Biden should come clean and admit that yes, the election was stolen and Trump was actually elected President in 2020.

Biden should announce this a few minutes before the inauguration in January 20th 2025, meaning Trump was actually President all this time and having had two terms is now disqualified from becoming President again.


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2022-12-03 11:03:52 AM  
He must be worried about DeSantis. Otherwise he'd just wait a couple years and run again.
 
2022-12-03 11:06:07 AM  

neongoats: On the other hand, Trump should just stroke out on live tv and die. Die motherfarker die.



Dream bigger.

My wish is that he has a medium sized stroke on national tv, is injured badly in the resulting fall, and wakes up unable to speak or write and in constant pain.

Gotta plan carefully. I only have one finger left on this monkey's paw.
 
2022-12-03 11:07:01 AM  

Mugato: Give it a rest, already. I'm not following him beyond Fark threads. Has he offered any evidence, real or fake?


He doesn't believe it.

This is just more fuel for the maga derpers. You gotta keep the sheep energized so they keep self-sheering
 
2022-12-03 11:07:34 AM  
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2022-12-03 11:11:21 AM  

BizarreMan: Mugato: Pocket Ninja: He's getting more and more desperate because his entire plan for staying out of prison pretty much relies on getting back into the White House and declaring, again, that he can't be prosecuted for anything because he's president. And I think even he's starting to realize that's simply not going to happen.

The idea that a President can't be prosecuted is bullshiat. I'm not saying you're wrong but it's bullshiat. Even so, it would only give him a four year reprieve. He'd be better off skipping the country.

The thing about the four year reprieve is the statue of limitations keeps ticking so some charges fade in to obscurity.

If a president is immune to prostitution while in office, then a law needs to be passed stating that the the ststue is put on hold for the duration of their term.

So being in office does not prevent the prosecution of any offense due to time constraints.


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2022-12-03 11:17:12 AM  

Circusdog320: Can someone...anyone show me the Do Over clause in the constitution?


Sure. It's right after article "I'm Rubber, You're Glue."
 
2022-12-03 11:18:42 AM  
Well, TFG is back on Twitter and Elon got his wish.  Truth Social and Devin Nunes must have gone code brown.
 
2022-12-03 11:22:31 AM  
Trump: Our Founding Fathers yada yada

Our Founding Fathers had a janky election in 1800. They accepted the results and adjusted the rules for the next one so it wouldn't happen again.
 
2022-12-03 11:31:04 AM  
Treason

§2385. Advocating overthrow of Government

Whoever knowingly or willfully advocates, abets, advises, or teaches the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or destroying the government of the United States or the government of any State, Territory, District or Possession thereof, or the government of any political subdivision therein, by force or violence, or by the assassination of any officer of any such government; or
Whoever, with intent to cause the overthrow or destruction of any such government, prints, publishes, edits, issues, circulates, sells, distributes, or publicly displays any written or printed matter advocating, advising, or teaching the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or destroying any government in the United States by force or violence, or attempts to do so; or
Whoever organizes or helps or attempts to organize any society, group, or assembly of persons who teach, advocate, or encourage the overthrow or destruction of any such government by force or violence; or becomes or is a member of, or affiliates with, any such society, group, or assembly of persons, knowing the purposes thereof-
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both, and shall be ineligible for employment by the United States or any department or agency thereof, for the five years next following his conviction.
If two or more persons conspire to commit any offense named in this section, each shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both, and shall be ineligible for employment by the United States or any department or agency thereof, for the five years next following his conviction.
As used in this section, the terms "organizes" and "organize", with respect to any society, group, or assembly of persons, include the recruiting of new members, the forming of new units, and the regrouping or expansion of existing clubs, classes, and other units of such society, group, or assembly of persons.
(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 808; July 24, 1956, ch. 678, §2, 70 Stat. 623; Pub. L. 87-486, June 19, 1962, 76 Stat. 103; Pub. L. 103-322, title XXXIII, §330016(1)(N), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2148.)
 
2022-12-03 11:31:27 AM  

Circusdog320: Can someone...anyone show me the Do Over clause in the constitution?


It's written in the margin. In black Sharpie. That makes it the law. Rudi Guiliani said so. Study it out.
 
2022-12-03 11:32:09 AM  

Notabunny: Well, TFG is back on Twitter and Elon got his wish.  Truth Social and Devin Nunes must have gone code brown.


He's still only posting on his site, you can tell by the pink checkmark. There's speculation that he may have signed something that will keep him off of Twitter or otherwise have to pay a fine to the Truth social investors.
 
2022-12-03 11:32:15 AM  

BizarreMan: If a president is immune to prostitution


... then we're no better than some two bit dictatorship.

We are a nation of laws that apply to everybody. No exceptions.
 
2022-12-03 11:32:27 AM  
Someone sounds scared and desperate.

And as far as "The only choices are declare me President or have a new election"
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Also the GOP must be banging their heads on tables this morning with you posting crazy sh*t reminding people why they shouldn't vote for Hershel Walker this Tuesday.
 
2022-12-03 11:36:31 AM  
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2022-12-03 11:52:10 AM  
So what "fraud" is he on about now?  Is this in relation to that BS Twitter thread yesterday about Hunter Biden?
 
2022-12-03 11:55:43 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Notabunny: Well, TFG is back on Twitter and Elon got his wish.  Truth Social and Devin Nunes must have gone code brown.

He's still only posting on his site, you can tell by the pink checkmark. There's speculation that he may have signed something that will keep him off of Twitter or otherwise have to pay a fine to the Truth social investors.


I think the explanation is simpler. He simply can't remember his password for twitter. No one is manning the helpdesk and he's too proud to ask Musky to reset it for him.
 
2022-12-03 12:02:12 PM  
He put "FRAUD & DECEPTION" in capital letters, guys... He must really mean it this time.  This is serious!
 
2022-12-03 12:13:25 PM  
Oh, hey DoJ, he's confessed to taking the boxes from the WH yet again... how many confessions does he get before one sticks?

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2022-12-03 12:15:16 PM  

OldRod: So what "fraud" is he on about now?  Is this in relation to that BS Twitter thread yesterday about Hunter Biden?


If Hunter Biden dick pics are not allowed to be seen on Twitter then that means the Constitution must be thrown out and Trump be declared dictator for life. Sorry, thems the rules. They should have taught you this stuff in school.

/Trump logic
 
2022-12-03 12:20:44 PM  

markie_farkie: Sounds like someone just received a letter stating that they are the target of a criminal indictment, and they need to either voluntarily surrender in private, or face being hauled out of Mar-a-Lardo in PJs at 3AM with a full press entourage present.


I wonder which he would choose? PJs at 3am for a martyr look and getting his ugly orange face back in front of cameras sounds more like something he could grift from.
 
2022-12-03 12:26:19 PM  

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That is a genuine lol
 
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