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2022-12-03 1:51:30 AM  
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2022-12-03 6:25:26 AM  
I, for one, don't want to eat Lobstermen.
 
2022-12-03 7:24:12 AM  
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2022-12-03 8:12:56 AM  
Trump never shunned McDonaldsmen, just saying.
 
2022-12-03 9:02:04 AM  
'America's Newsroom'?  They wish.
 
2022-12-03 9:03:36 AM  
This is tan suit level stupid.
 
2022-12-03 9:04:26 AM  
Has Fox run a single article about Rhoads being convicted of Seditious Conspiracy yet?
 
2022-12-03 9:05:32 AM  
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2022-12-03 9:05:46 AM  
Trump shunned entire states and was proud of it. Fark you sideways, Fox.
 
2022-12-03 9:06:36 AM  

grokca: Trump never shunned McDonaldsmen, just saying.


He sort of does. He doesn't actually make the runs to get the food.

(Which makes sense, aside from his laziness and sense of entitlement. You just know he eats a lot of spit and worse when people know it's his food.)
 
2022-12-03 9:06:55 AM  
Lobstermen are the villains in the next Aquaman movie.
 
2022-12-03 9:07:10 AM  
He shunned them?  Is Biden Amish?
 
2022-12-03 9:07:43 AM  
Stolen 👏 classified 👏 documents 👏
 
2022-12-03 9:08:42 AM  

Rapmaster2000: He shunned them?  Is Biden Amish?


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2022-12-03 9:08:48 AM  
Meanwhile, the other guy is spending this morning calling for us to ignore Consitutional rules and install him as the rightful president.

Forgive me for not being too upset at a lobster dinner.
 
2022-12-03 9:09:12 AM  

edmo: I, for one, don't want to eat Lobstermen.


Gamey, with notes of diesel.
 
2022-12-03 9:10:42 AM  
I'm not much of a fan of eating arthropods, but that's just me.  I'm not going to tell other people not to.
 
2022-12-03 9:12:09 AM  
America's Newsroom Bathroom
 
2022-12-03 9:14:16 AM  
And still cheaper than the meals tfg charged at his properties.

The real question is, did the lobster come with a side of dijon and arugula???
 
2022-12-03 9:14:17 AM  
I'd say that's not kosher.
 
2022-12-03 9:16:34 AM  
So, serving lobster while working to protect the North Atlantic fishery is bad, according to Fox.

OK.
 
2022-12-03 9:18:05 AM  
Remember when the Obama's bought lobsters with their own money at a nice restaurant and ate them and FOX news went crazy? Good times.
 
2022-12-03 9:18:56 AM  
I can't believe that people take Fox News seriously and can actually call the fair and balanced. You have to be a full on cult member to ever consider them balanced.
 
2022-12-03 9:22:25 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Remember when the Obama's bought lobsters with their own money at a nice restaurant and ate them and FOX news went crazy? Good times.


Fox News Shuns Lobster-Restauranteurs
 
2022-12-03 9:25:03 AM  

edmo: I, for one, don't want to eat Lobstermen.


The lobsterwomen however...
 
2022-12-03 9:25:16 AM  
True fact, lobster used to be considered trash, and were thusly cheap.
They were considered the cockroach of the sea.
They should beatify their marketing guy with sainthood.
 
2022-12-03 9:25:30 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Remember when the Obama's bought lobsters with their own money at a nice restaurant and ate them and FOX news went crazy? Good times.


You mean the time they actually ate lobster in a restaurant in Maine, or the fake receipt from a ritzy NYC hotel that was debunked?
 
2022-12-03 9:26:08 AM  

jlee4677: Lobstermen are the villains in the next Aquaman movie.


Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek?
 
2022-12-03 9:26:11 AM  
Oh FARK you Fox. You are like 80-90% responsible for the discord running rife in this country, and a lot of other countries too. While I'm anti Death Penalty, Rupert Murdoch needs to be drawn and quartered live on world media.
 
2022-12-03 9:30:44 AM  
I just want to say, I am one, offended, by Dana's sudden wreck into DERP

she used to be good wank for:

she's dumb, she's dumb, she's dumb, WTF

total cock block
 
2022-12-03 9:31:00 AM  
The B-52's - Rock Lobster
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2022-12-03 9:31:51 AM  
Lobster Sticks to Magnet!
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2022-12-03 9:33:07 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Remember when the Obama's bought lobsters with their own money at a nice restaurant and ate them and FOX news went crazy? Good times.


Did that actually happen?
 
2022-12-03 9:34:26 AM  

edmo: I, for one, don't want to eat Lobstermen.


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TBH we humans might need to eat them just to establish a good spot on the galactic food chain.
 
2022-12-03 9:34:28 AM  
I can save the Republican Party a lot of money on that report of why they stole defeat from the jaws of victory during the midterms, and it is basically them going "full-Karen". The scary thing is they might have gotten away with the fascism if they haven't turned into those people who complain about everything. I believe the politically correct term for it is called "grievance politics". It seems their "if the libs are for it then we are against it" has worn thin with the swing voters. Rather than opposing some radical social change that would significantly alter U.S. society for the worse, the Democrats are just trying to pass legislation that addresses basic needs. Capping the price of insulin just does not seem the gateway to socialism, it seems like help.

Republicans are not seen as modern day extensions of the Founding Fathers continuing the fight for liberty and justice for all. They are seen as the "Karen" holding up the line because of a false sense of entitlement. I find it cute that Newt is the one seeing it for what it is, the GOP getting played by Biden due to the MAGA GOP focus on style over substance; with the style being over the top crazy. Reason being it was Newt and his grandstanding in front of the CSPAN cameras after hours that started the trend.
 
2022-12-03 9:35:07 AM  
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2022-12-03 9:35:21 AM  
Was he wearing a tan suit?
 
2022-12-03 9:37:03 AM  
I thought rightwingers loved eating lobsters because they think it triggers the "libs".

Rush Limbaugh TV- Katie Couric Cooks a Lobster
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2022-12-03 9:37:31 AM  

jimjays: grokca: Trump never shunned McDonaldsmen, just saying.

He sort of does. He doesn't actually make the runs to get the food.

(Which makes sense, aside from his laziness and sense of entitlement. You just know he eats a lot of spit and worse when people know it's his food.)



are you saying this man could unintentionally be a National Hero?
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2022-12-03 9:37:48 AM  

12349876: edmo: I, for one, don't want to eat Lobstermen.

The lobsterwomen however...


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2022-12-03 9:42:07 AM  

HighOnCraic: 12349876: edmo: I, for one, don't want to eat Lobstermen.

The lobsterwomen however...

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Who's fetish is the sexy lobster woman?

And what do you call cracking the shell?
 
2022-12-03 9:42:38 AM  
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2022-12-03 9:42:50 AM  

12349876: edmo: I, for one, don't want to eat Lobstermen.

The lobsterwomen however...


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Just don't get a hand job...
 
2022-12-03 9:43:11 AM  

HighOnCraic: 12349876: edmo: I, for one, don't want to eat Lobstermen.

The lobsterwomen however...

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2022-12-03 9:43:38 AM  
Don't mess with Mr Klaw, Dark Brandon!

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2022-12-03 9:43:53 AM  

heavymetal: I can save the Republican Party a lot of money on that report of why they stole defeat from the jaws of victory during the midterms, and it is basically them going "full-Karen". The scary thing is they might have gotten away with the fascism if...


I'm sorry to pare your salient post. But I read a good definition of fascism this morning in History Today. "Fascism is when you own two cows. The government takes your cows to sell you their milk. The cows die in the war. "
 
2022-12-03 9:45:27 AM  

Maud Dib: True fact, lobster used to be considered trash, and were thusly cheap.
They were considered the cockroach of the sea.
They should beatify their marketing guy with sainthood.


Friends of mine grew up in the Maritimes.  Their fathers worked in the lobster and other fisheries.  They and others kids would frequently throw out their lobster meat sandwiches on the way to school so people would not know they were poor.
 
2022-12-03 9:45:40 AM  
Fox News viewers truly are children.
 
2022-12-03 9:48:20 AM  
They call it the "Right Whale" when whalers said that is the right one to harvest way back. (Pre Fark way back)

Serve Right Whale next time.  I'd rather be right than hungry.

Then watch them lose their hummus.
 
2022-12-03 9:48:54 AM  
Fox might have more luck trying to stroke up Biden outrage amongst their viewers if he was black.
 
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