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(Independent)   Maybe keep your feet to yourself next time?   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Footwear, Flight, Passenger, Plane, feet feet, now-deleted TikToke video, plane passenger, Traveler  
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4176 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Dec 2022 at 8:30 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-03 6:35:11 AM  
I have been puked on by strangers on a plane. having my sock painted by a child is pleasent by comparison.
 
2022-12-03 8:32:09 AM  
Keep your shoes on while flying, you ragamuffins
 
2022-12-03 8:35:57 AM  
So now we have Fark links pointing to online newspaper articles, which in turn are harvesting content from Instagram posts.

Is this the best we can manage?
 
2022-12-03 8:37:17 AM  
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2022-12-03 8:37:32 AM  
Bernard Bresslaw - You Need Feet
Youtube oipBGjMNEAM
 
2022-12-03 8:37:33 AM  
Saw this on @passengershaming, one of the most satisfying IG accounts.
 
2022-12-03 8:44:59 AM  

MorgothsDishwasher: So now we have Fark links pointing to online newspaper articles, which in turn are harvesting content from Instagram posts.

Is this the best we can manage?


You should do an interpretive tiktok dance on it.
 
2022-12-03 8:50:07 AM  
Who the fark does that with their feet?
I had a guy dangling his hand in my face over the back of my seat one flight.

So we held hands for a moment until he learned his lesson.
 
2022-12-03 8:51:30 AM  
This story is oooooold.
 
2022-12-03 8:57:04 AM  
CSB

Not a feet airplane CSB, but close.

On a flight to England from Dulles, VA I took a xanax to help with the anxiety (prescribed of course) and got to the airport, caught my flight and boarded. I took the complimentary glass of wine. The plane took off at around 6PM.

Many hours later, I feel someone shaking my shoulder.

"Sir, wake up, we've arrived"

I remove my head from the shoulder of the woman I was sitting next to.

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry for sleeping on you like that."

"You snored, and you drooled all over my shirt"


Well, felt pretty bad about that, and I apologized, and offered to pay for any dry cleaning. She excused it, politely and we off boarded.

Later on, I just happen to be at the same customs line. She was two people ahead. Notices me and tells the agent, "What out for THAT one, he's trouble" points to me and then leaves.

I get to the agent.

"What was that all about?"

I explained.

"Yup, you are trouble, enjoy your stay"
 
2022-12-03 9:06:37 AM  
Hold on to that sock. One day it might end up to be worth hundreds of millions of dollars as part of an international money laundering scheme.
 
2022-12-03 9:12:33 AM  

MorgothsDishwasher: So now we have Fark links pointing to online newspaper articles, which in turn are harvesting content from Instagram posts.

Is this the best we can manage?


Account created: 2014-01-01 11:59:25 (8 years ago)
Submitted links approved: 1

Going by your profile, it seems you know what to do, but choose not to.
 
2022-12-03 9:13:09 AM  
Don't feed me no lines, either.
 
2022-12-03 9:14:48 AM  
If you see somebody's hand or foot next to you, just cough on it. They'll move it pronto.
 
2022-12-03 9:19:38 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Keep your shoes on while flying, you ragamuffins


for a few hours? ok. for 18? naw...i'm gonna get real drunk and comfortable
 
2022-12-03 9:30:27 AM  

MorgothsDishwasher: So now we have Fark links pointing to online newspaper articles, which in turn are harvesting content from Instagram posts.

Is this the best we can manage?


It's better than Twitter....
 
2022-12-03 9:32:44 AM  

MorgothsDishwasher: So now we have Fark links pointing to online newspaper articles, which in turn are harvesting content from Instagram posts.

Is this the best we can manage?


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2022-12-03 9:39:34 AM  
One of the last times I went to the movies I had bare feet on the seat back right next to my head. Damn theater was 2/3 empt too, and I was there first.
 
2022-12-03 9:52:07 AM  
I once had an older woman fall asleep on my shoulder on a flight, and she drooled on me.   I swear, if she wasn't my mom I would've slapped her.
 
2022-12-03 9:52:25 AM  

steklo: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/oipBGjMNEAM?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=19&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]


I never knew Bernard Bresslaw released a record.

Thanks for that, Sid.
 
2022-12-03 9:54:51 AM  
If this were an AITA? the answer would be YES.
 
2022-12-03 9:57:27 AM  

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: Saw this on @passengershaming, one of the most satisfying IG accounts.


User name vaguely checks out? Kinda?
 
2022-12-03 9:58:02 AM  
You got the Mr. Sketch cause your feet stank

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2022-12-03 10:06:31 AM  

knbwhite: One of the last times I went to the movies I had bare feet on the seat back right next to my head. Damn theater was 2/3 empt too, and I was there first.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-03 10:11:52 AM  
*pulls out notebook* "Don't... fly... in America.  Full... of... assholes."

It's so damned depressing to watch videos on YouTube of Japanese solo trips by bus, train, ferry, and airplane, only to come back to Fark and read the typical spread of "asshole{s} did [ something horrible ] on a [ bus | train | ferry | airplane ]" articles. All it tells me is to avoid travel in America, whenever possible.
 
2022-12-03 10:33:16 AM  

FormlessOne: *pulls out notebook* "Don't... fly... in America.  Full... of... assholes."

It's so damned depressing to watch videos on YouTube of Japanese solo trips by bus, train, ferry, and airplane, only to come back to Fark and read the typical spread of "asshole{s} did [ something horrible ] on a [ bus | train | ferry | airplane ]" articles. All it tells me is to avoid travel in America, whenever possible.


I've talked since I was a teen that Americans think when they are doing something important to them that everyone around them--including those doing the same damn thing--is supposed to make allowances for them.

(One of the most selfish and annoying phrases in the language is "I was ONLY...")
 
2022-12-03 10:38:47 AM  

Marcos P: You got the Mr. Sketch cause your feet stank

[Fark user image image 425x425]


"Teaching kids to huff since 1965"
 
2022-12-03 10:43:34 AM  
I don't fly.  Many reasons why.
 
2022-12-03 10:46:26 AM  
Or maybe teach your kid not to be an asshole vandal
 
2022-12-03 10:46:58 AM  
Free foot massage!
 
2022-12-03 10:51:42 AM  

jaytkay: Or maybe teach your kid not to be an asshole vandal

And

light up a stage and paint a chump like a Van Gogh?
 
2022-12-03 10:55:10 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: MorgothsDishwasher: So now we have Fark links pointing to online newspaper articles, which in turn are harvesting content from Instagram posts.

Is this the best we can manage?

[Fark user image 425x335]


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-03 10:58:43 AM  

No Catchy Nickname: I never knew Bernard Bresslaw released a record.

Thanks for that, Sid.


I knew this segment from The Rutles, All You Need Is Cash.

I never knew it was a record either.
 
2022-12-03 11:01:44 AM  
Her feet feet were leaning in between the side of the plane and the side of a passenger's seat in front of her.

Some people are pigs. And someone give that kid a high five and a beer juice box.
 
2022-12-03 11:01:52 AM  

MorgothsDishwasher: So now we have Fark links pointing to online newspaper articles, which in turn are harvesting content from Instagram posts.

Is this the best we can manage?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-03 11:02:30 AM  

FormlessOne: *pulls out notebook* "Don't... fly... in America.  Full... of... assholes."

It's so damned depressing to watch videos on YouTube of Japanese solo trips by bus, train, ferry, and airplane, only to come back to Fark and read the typical spread of "asshole{s} did [ something horrible ] on a [ bus | train | ferry | airplane ]" articles. All it tells me is to avoid travel in America, whenever possible.


I also watch that channel and agree!  I don't know if you have watched the ones where they show the capsule hotels. I just know Americans would be loud, obnoxious and gran all the free stuff. Well, not all of them, but a good amount.
 
2022-12-03 11:04:24 AM  

Missicat: FormlessOne: *pulls out notebook* "Don't... fly... in America.  Full... of... assholes."

It's so damned depressing to watch videos on YouTube of Japanese solo trips by bus, train, ferry, and airplane, only to come back to Fark and read the typical spread of "asshole{s} did [ something horrible ] on a [ bus | train | ferry | airplane ]" articles. All it tells me is to avoid travel in America, whenever possible.

I also watch that channel and agree!  I don't know if you have watched the ones where they show the capsule hotels. I just know Americans would be loud, obnoxious and gran all the free stuff. Well, not all of them, but a good amount.


I try to be a polite traveler but I'm taking all the free hotel soaps no matter what country I'm in
 
2022-12-03 11:09:09 AM  

Missicat: FormlessOne: *pulls out notebook* "Don't... fly... in America.  Full... of... assholes."

It's so damned depressing to watch videos on YouTube of Japanese solo trips by bus, train, ferry, and airplane, only to come back to Fark and read the typical spread of "asshole{s} did [ something horrible ] on a [ bus | train | ferry | airplane ]" articles. All it tells me is to avoid travel in America, whenever possible.

I also watch that channel and agree!  I don't know if you have watched the ones where they show the capsule hotels. I just know Americans would be loud, obnoxious and gran all the free stuff. Well, not all of them, but a good amount.


Luckily for both of you, you don't have to come here. We'll  try to get along somehow without you.
 
2022-12-03 11:20:31 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: MorgothsDishwasher: So now we have Fark links pointing to online newspaper articles, which in turn are harvesting content from Instagram posts.

Is this the best we can manage?

[Fark user image 425x336]


Not sure if I should be laughing or crying.

ok, laughing.

Fark user image
 
hej
2022-12-03 11:40:02 AM  

MorgothsDishwasher: So now we have Fark links pointing to online newspaper articles, which in turn are harvesting content from Instagram posts.

Is this the best we can manage?


Be glad I wasn't a Twitter post referencing the online article.
 
hej
2022-12-03 11:42:51 AM  

phishrace: MorgothsDishwasher: So now we have Fark links pointing to online newspaper articles, which in turn are harvesting content from Instagram posts.

Is this the best we can manage?

Account created: 2014-01-01 11:59:25 (8 years ago)
Submitted links approved: 1

Going by your profile, it seems you know what to do, but choose not to.


All this proves is that they haven't submitted links containing "Elon Musk" or "Trump".
 
2022-12-03 12:01:32 PM  

jimjays: FormlessOne: *pulls out notebook* "Don't... fly... in America.  Full... of... assholes."

It's so damned depressing to watch videos on YouTube of Japanese solo trips by bus, train, ferry, and airplane, only to come back to Fark and read the typical spread of "asshole{s} did [ something horrible ] on a [ bus | train | ferry | airplane ]" articles. All it tells me is to avoid travel in America, whenever possible.

I've talked since I was a teen that Americans think when they are doing something important to them that everyone around them--including those doing the same damn thing--is supposed to make allowances for them.

(One of the most selfish and annoying phrases in the language is "I was ONLY...")


For every story you see on Fark about someone being a f*ckwit on transport, there are a million stories you'll never see because no one writes stories about being on transport and not dealing with a f*ckwit.

I can't think of the last time I had to deal with a f*ckwit on transport, and I take it frequently.
 
2022-12-03 12:06:40 PM  
That kid is alright. I'd buy it a drink cookie if we'd meet.
 
2022-12-03 12:08:06 PM  

grumpfuff: jimjays: FormlessOne: *pulls out notebook* "Don't... fly... in America.  Full... of... assholes."

It's so damned depressing to watch videos on YouTube of Japanese solo trips by bus, train, ferry, and airplane, only to come back to Fark and read the typical spread of "asshole{s} did [ something horrible ] on a [ bus | train | ferry | airplane ]" articles. All it tells me is to avoid travel in America, whenever possible.

I've talked since I was a teen that Americans think when they are doing something important to them that everyone around them--including those doing the same damn thing--is supposed to make allowances for them.

(One of the most selfish and annoying phrases in the language is "I was ONLY...")

For every story you see on Fark about someone being a f*ckwit on transport, there are a million stories you'll never see because no one writes stories about being on transport and not dealing with a f*ckwit.

I can't think of the last time I had to deal with a f*ckwit on transport, and I take it frequently.


Hell, for every farkwit story there are hundreds of non-farkwit stories on the same damn flight.
 
2022-12-03 12:08:41 PM  
This is the Fark ad that I had while scrolling through the comments.

Seems appropriate for this thread .


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2022-12-03 12:29:10 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: grumpfuff: jimjays: FormlessOne: *pulls out notebook* "Don't... fly... in America.  Full... of... assholes."

It's so damned depressing to watch videos on YouTube of Japanese solo trips by bus, train, ferry, and airplane, only to come back to Fark and read the typical spread of "asshole{s} did [ something horrible ] on a [ bus | train | ferry | airplane ]" articles. All it tells me is to avoid travel in America, whenever possible.

I've talked since I was a teen that Americans think when they are doing something important to them that everyone around them--including those doing the same damn thing--is supposed to make allowances for them.

(One of the most selfish and annoying phrases in the language is "I was ONLY...")

For every story you see on Fark about someone being a f*ckwit on transport, there are a million stories you'll never see because no one writes stories about being on transport and not dealing with a f*ckwit.

I can't think of the last time I had to deal with a f*ckwit on transport, and I take it frequently.

Hell, for every farkwit story there are hundreds of non-farkwit stories on the same damn flight.


Yes, but it takes a special kind of noteworthy idiot to BE the farkwit, completely miss that they ARE the farkwit, and then complain about a fairly innocuous minor comeuppance as if they were the victim.

People that put their feet up in the seats in front of them are disgusting and should be added to the no fly list.
 
2022-12-03 12:42:35 PM  

Missicat: FormlessOne: *pulls out notebook* "Don't... fly... in America.  Full... of... assholes."

It's so damned depressing to watch videos on YouTube of Japanese solo trips by bus, train, ferry, and airplane, only to come back to Fark and read the typical spread of "asshole{s} did [ something horrible ] on a [ bus | train | ferry | airplane ]" articles. All it tells me is to avoid travel in America, whenever possible.

I also watch that channel and agree!  I don't know if you have watched the ones where they show the capsule hotels. I just know Americans would be loud, obnoxious and gran all the free stuff. Well, not all of them, but a good amount.


I was an American in Japan and stayed in a capsule hotel.

Pretty much just slept without bothering anyone. Tried to get a shower in the morning but they had a giant bath full of naked old men. Me and my buddy bailed without a bath.
 
2022-12-03 2:01:25 PM  
Just be glad it wasn't some old perv with a foot fetish.
 
2022-12-03 2:09:24 PM  

No Catchy Nickname: steklo: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/oipBGjMNEAM?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=19&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]

I never knew Bernard Bresslaw released a record.

Thanks for that, Sid.


It was a parody of "You need hands", sung by Max Bygraves.
If you can't remember Max Bygraves you are very fortunate.
 
2022-12-03 2:12:07 PM  

steklo: No Catchy Nickname: I never knew Bernard Bresslaw released a record.

Thanks for that, Sid.

I knew this segment from The Rutles, All You Need Is Cash.

I never knew it was a record either.


It predates the Rutles by many years
 
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