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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Responsible gun owner stands his ground through closed front door against 15-year-old Warnock canvasser   (ajc.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Battery, Assault, Crime, Jimmy Arturo Paiz, block of Hartridge Street, preliminary investigation, front door, Chatham County jail  
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5559 clicks; posted to Politics » on 03 Dec 2022 at 12:20 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-02 7:48:44 PM  
*BLAMMO!!* OWWWW!!!

So... I guess I should mark you down as "Undecided" then?
 
2022-12-02 8:02:33 PM  
Ae his gun(s) being conficated?
 
2022-12-02 8:03:11 PM  
Investigators do not believe the incident was politically motivated, police said.

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2022-12-02 8:33:05 PM  
Incident not believed to be politically motivated, authorities say

So... Racially motivated? Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?
 
2022-12-02 8:39:59 PM  

Bootleg: Incident not believed to be politically motivated, authorities say

So... Racially motivated? Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?


Why not both? Politically and racially?

Or maybe the gun owner is just a weird-as-fark asshat?
 
2022-12-02 9:13:56 PM  

Bootleg: Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?


Don't you?

I mean, how do you protect your family unless you neutralize every threat, real or imagined?
 
2022-12-02 9:27:54 PM  
The home of the brave, people.
 
2022-12-02 9:43:17 PM  
A gun made a situation worse wow how weird.
 
2022-12-02 9:50:03 PM  
Responsible gun owner
 
2022-12-02 10:32:12 PM  

Bootleg: Incident not believed to be politically motivated, authorities say

So... Racially motivated? Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?


I was doing voter registration door to door in an... unsavory... neighborhood during the runup to Obama's first presidency. One door I knocked on, someone behind the door bellowed to get the f*ck off his porch as someone else was putting the barrels of a shotgun out of the front window. I said yes sir, right away, and GTFO. In that case I'm certain it was drug dealers, and not the low level guys.
It happens.
 
2022-12-02 10:37:58 PM  

lindalouwho: Bootleg: Incident not believed to be politically motivated, authorities say

So... Racially motivated? Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?

I was doing voter registration door to door in an... unsavory... neighborhood during the runup to Obama's first presidency. One door I knocked on, someone behind the door bellowed to get the f*ck off his porch as someone else was putting the barrels of a shotgun out of the front window. I said yes sir, right away, and GTFO. In that case I'm certain it was drug dealers, and not the low level guys.
It happens.


Well then those are stupid high level guys to point guns at someone who might just call the police over that.
 
2022-12-02 10:56:08 PM  

Gubbo: lindalouwho: Bootleg: Incident not believed to be politically motivated, authorities say

So... Racially motivated? Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?

I was doing voter registration door to door in an... unsavory... neighborhood during the runup to Obama's first presidency. One door I knocked on, someone behind the door bellowed to get the f*ck off his porch as someone else was putting the barrels of a shotgun out of the front window. I said yes sir, right away, and GTFO. In that case I'm certain it was drug dealers, and not the low level guys.
It happens.

Well then those are stupid high level guys to point guns at someone who might just call the police over that.


Did you ever notice that the police only ever arrest the low level guys, and the ones with tons of drugs every now and then? Know why? Sometimes it doesn't matter if you call the police, I didn't.

$$$$$$
 
2022-12-03 12:23:31 AM  
Ahh, yes. Glad to see another well regulated militia working exactly as the founders intended.
 
2022-12-03 12:24:14 AM  
Maybe he was just on drugs... tripping balls and he thought the child was a pink elephant coming to eat his liver and tap dance on his testicles.
 
2022-12-03 12:25:51 AM  
Such a polite society
 
2022-12-03 12:26:00 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Bootleg: Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?

Don't you?

I mean, how do you protect your family unless you neutralize every threat, real or imagined?


At work today, I heard a member of the public state that because carrying a loaded gun in (name of local business) is only a misdemeanor, it's worth it to get caught because how else can he be safe?

Where I work also prohibits carrying a loaded weapon on premises. So, yeah, he was probably strapped.

I'm not sure why all these big strong men's asses are made entirely of candy, but they seem to be.
 
2022-12-03 12:26:41 AM  
Bootleg: Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?

I said....DAVE'S NOT HERE, MOTHERFARKER
 
2022-12-03 12:28:16 AM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Ae his gun(s) being conficated?


Last letter in surname == "z"; penultimate letter =/= "t" -->>> therefore: weapons charges
 
2022-12-03 12:30:04 AM  

AirForceVet: Bootleg: Incident not believed to be politically motivated, authorities say

So... Racially motivated? Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?

Why not both? Politically and racially?

Or maybe the gun owner is just a weird-as-fark asshat?


Most gun nuts are.

//gun owner
// not a weird-as-fark asshat
 
2022-12-03 12:30:20 AM  

AirForceVet: Bootleg: Incident not believed to be politically motivated, authorities say

So... Racially motivated? Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?

Why not both? Politically and racially?

Or maybe the gun owner is just a weird-as-fark asshat?


I bet he's either a tweaker, a QAnon fan, or both.
 
2022-12-03 12:30:25 AM  
FOX news probably has him all scared to death and he just started firing.
 
2022-12-03 12:32:43 AM  

tembaarmswide: Maybe he was just on drugs... tripping balls and he thought the child was a pink elephant coming to eat his liver and tap dance on his testicles.


shiat, I pay extra for that.
 
2022-12-03 12:33:22 AM  

lindalouwho: Bootleg: Incident not believed to be politically motivated, authorities say

So... Racially motivated? Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?

I was doing voter registration door to door in an... unsavory... neighborhood during the runup to Obama's first presidency. One door I knocked on, someone behind the door bellowed to get the f*ck off his porch as someone else was putting the barrels of a shotgun out of the front window. I said yes sir, right away, and GTFO. In that case I'm certain it was drug dealers, and not the low level guys.
It happens.


They knew you secretly love country music.
 
2022-12-03 12:34:42 AM  
Solicitors will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
 
2022-12-03 12:37:59 AM  

FutureWars: Solicitors will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.


canvassing is not soliciting.
 
2022-12-03 12:42:20 AM  

tembaarmswide: Maybe he was just on drugs... tripping balls and he thought the child was a pink elephant coming to eat his liver and tap dance on his testicles.


I have to pay extra for that.
 
2022-12-03 12:46:49 AM  
I've never understood the whole "door to door" thing, it's always seemed to be one of those things where even if 95% of interactions are pleasant and productive, those 5% are gonna be doozies, and if you're doing things door to door then you need to hit enough doors to routinely hit the doozies to be effective.
 
2022-12-03 12:49:04 AM  
A complete misunderstanding.
The homeowner invited the person in but was too lasy to get up from their recliner and tried to use the gun to shoot open the front door latch.
The real culprit here is sloth.
 
2022-12-03 12:50:33 AM  

foo monkey: lindalouwho: Bootleg: Incident not believed to be politically motivated, authorities say

So... Racially motivated? Or does he just fire a shot at everyone that comes to his door?

I was doing voter registration door to door in an... unsavory... neighborhood during the runup to Obama's first presidency. One door I knocked on, someone behind the door bellowed to get the f*ck off his porch as someone else was putting the barrels of a shotgun out of the front window. I said yes sir, right away, and GTFO. In that case I'm certain it was drug dealers, and not the low level guys.
It happens.

They knew you secretly love country music.


. . .

Why you wanna do me like that, man?
😢
 
2022-12-03 12:52:14 AM  

dsmith42: tembaarmswide: Maybe he was just on drugs... tripping balls and he thought the child was a pink elephant coming to eat his liver and tap dance on his testicles.

I have to pay extra for that.


You're the second guy to say that. One more and I'm buying tap shoes.
 
2022-12-03 12:52:26 AM  
gun owners are cowards.
 
2022-12-03 12:54:46 AM  
My wife was in Wichita Kansas, probably 30 years ago doing her clinicals for her respiratory therapy degree and about 2am some asshat started banging on the door.  I yelled that whatever he wanted, he was in the wrong place.  He kept banging. Finally I told him I had a pistol on this side of the door and if he didn't leave, he would be found laying in front of it in the morning.  Glad I didn't have a pistol at the time, or I might have used it.  Once that projectile if fired, it's too late to stop it.  I was literally scared shiatless.  Wichita was a nice town, til after dark.
 
2022-12-03 12:56:24 AM  
Stand your ground is code word for legalized racially-motivated murder
 
2022-12-03 12:59:23 AM  
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Mug shot.
 
2022-12-03 1:01:49 AM  

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Mug shot.


I'll go with 'tripping balls'.
 
2022-12-03 1:05:26 AM  
If the shooter is the Jimmy Arturo Paiz who runs the Twitter account listed to that name and also listed as located in Savannah, GA...

He's an anti-Russian Warnock supporter.
 
2022-12-03 1:06:07 AM  

zbtop: I've never understood the whole "door to door" thing, it's always seemed to be one of those things where even if 95% of interactions are pleasant and productive, those 5% are gonna be doozies, and if you're doing things door to door then you need to hit enough doors to routinely hit the doozies to be effective.


A helluva lot of people either aren't home or don't answer when they see a stranger through the peep hole. So I'd put the wackos at 1% of the doors knocked on.

/ did voter registration for 6-8 months before a lot of presidential elections
 
2022-12-03 1:09:11 AM  
lifeless eyes.  black eyes.  like's a doll's eyes.
 
2022-12-03 1:09:43 AM  
This is a level of "I'm not interested" usually reserved for Jehovah's Witnesses.
 
2022-12-03 1:10:41 AM  
As a Canadian, I find it sadly amusing that shooting and hitting somebody for no reason is merely an 'assault'.
Is the thinking "he really wasn't trying to kill him". I guess if it was attempted murder, there would be too many people in jail for too long.
 
2022-12-03 1:19:43 AM  
"I told you I don't want any magazine subscriptions!

Hey wait, do you know how to launder money?"
 
2022-12-03 1:29:23 AM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: As a Canadian, I find it sadly amusing that shooting and hitting somebody for no reason is merely an 'assault'.
Is the thinking "he really wasn't trying to kill him". I guess if it was attempted murder, there would be too many people in jail for too long.


Possible, but also people are often booked immediately on the smallest easily proven charge just to get someone behind bars, and later those charges get upgraded.
 
2022-12-03 1:30:04 AM  

lindalouwho: dsmith42: tembaarmswide: Maybe he was just on drugs... tripping balls and he thought the child was a pink elephant coming to eat his liver and tap dance on his testicles.

I have to pay extra for that.

You're the second guy to say that. One more and I'm buying tap shoes.


I have to pay extra for that.

/I expect gifs of you tapping.
 
2022-12-03 1:30:05 AM  
If that filth and his family are not exterminated, justice has not been served. The suspect and his family are anti-American vermin who should be expunged.

Their neighbors are probably scumbags as well. Include them.

/not that I have an opinion
 
2022-12-03 1:31:21 AM  
Yknow... back before guns became our national religion, door-to-door salesmen used to be a thing.

I havent seen one of those in decades... i do still occasionally get door-to-door god-botherers though.
 
2022-12-03 1:32:41 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Such a polite society


and Well Regulated, too!
 
2022-12-03 1:33:04 AM  

chewd: Yknow... back before guns became our national religion, door-to-door salesmen used to be a thing.

I havent seen one of those in decades... i do still occasionally get door-to-door god-botherers though.


JW are worthless but, the Mormons may do some chores for you.
 
2022-12-03 1:36:33 AM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Ae his gun(s) being conficated?


Why would they take away his constitutional rights* for exercising his constitutional rights*?

*Not applicable for black men and women
 
2022-12-03 1:36:39 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Such a polite society


Heinlein was not infallible.
 
2022-12-03 1:36:46 AM  

bughunter: The Dog Ate My Homework: Such a polite society

and Well Regulated, too!


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