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(Daily Boulder)   Brad is from Florida. Don't be like Brad   (dailyboulder.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Coroner, United States, Sheriff, Bad news, Florida man, Bad idea, Brad, St. Cloud  
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5064 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Dec 2022 at 12:05 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-03 12:09:13 AM  
Everybody involved. Walmart, Brad, the cops, Florida. Mom, please flush iat all away.
 
2022-12-03 12:09:54 AM  
If he had carried a gun the cops would've let him go.
 
2022-12-03 12:12:28 AM  
"Seriously we just can't make this up," the sheriff's office wrote on a Facebook post.

Seriously, you can make this up. It is what you are trained to do
 
2022-12-03 12:15:38 AM  
I couldn't even find the article through all the ads.
 
2022-12-03 12:16:31 AM  

Sexy Jesus: Everybody involved. Walmart, Brad, the cops, Florida. Mom, please flush iat all away.


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2022-12-03 12:19:56 AM  
As a fellow Brad, don't fark our name up.  We dodged a bullet in that "Chad" is the designated douchebag name in 2022.

Kind of like being named "Sharon" instead of "Karen".
 
2022-12-03 12:20:21 AM  
Florida Man is like the US Postal Service. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor an entire police department...

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2022-12-03 12:22:52 AM  
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2022-12-03 12:31:43 AM  
 
2022-12-03 12:31:48 AM  
"Seriously we just can't make this up,"

But you folks make stuff like this up on a regular basis.
 
2022-12-03 12:49:11 AM  
I know ya'll were thinking it.

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2022-12-03 1:02:11 AM  
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2022-12-03 1:25:31 AM  
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2022-12-03 1:36:14 AM  
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2022-12-03 1:37:22 AM  

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The creatures of Australia would win, because you know that a good number of the Florida Men would accidentally kill themselves or their fellow Florida Men.
 
2022-12-03 1:47:57 AM  

Mock26: janzee: [Fark user image 425x327]

The creatures of Australia would win, because you know that a good number of the Florida Men would accidentally kill themselves or their fellow Florida Men.


The Crocodilians from Australia and Florida would join forces.
 
2022-12-03 2:12:53 AM  

omg bbq: "Seriously we just can't make this up,"

But you folks make stuff like this up on a regular basis.


Really? When was the last time they made up a story about catching a guy shoplifting at a Walmart during a police outreach event? Because that's kind of a niche story, imo.
 
2022-12-03 2:39:19 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Really? When was the last time they made up a story about catching a guy shoplifting at a Walmart during a police outreach event? Because that's kind of a niche story, imo.


Here's two at two different Walmarts in 2019:

Tip: Don't shoplift when store is holding 'Shop With A Cop' event

Police: Woman caught shoplifting during Shop with a Cop event in Butler County

Here's one from 2018, but it was at a Target:

Mich. women arrested for shoplifting during 'Shop with a Cop' event
 
2022-12-03 2:51:20 AM  
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2022-12-03 3:59:17 AM  

Mister Buttons: Kind of like being named "Sharon" instead of "Karen".


Three dancing raccoons would like a word with you...
 
2022-12-03 4:54:49 AM  
F*cking Brad.
 
2022-12-03 5:09:49 AM  

Eravior: Florida Man is like the US Postal Service. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor an entire police department...

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Florida Man really gets around.
 
2022-12-03 5:46:26 AM  

Gyrfalcon: omg bbq: "Seriously we just can't make this up,"

But you folks make stuff like this up on a regular basis.

Really? When was the last time they made up a story about catching a guy shoplifting at a Walmart during a police outreach event? Because that's kind of a niche story, imo.


Seems like we always get one this time of year at a shop with a cop event.
 
2022-12-03 6:31:00 AM  
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/ya, ikno
 
2022-12-03 6:37:37 AM  

tembaarmswide: Mock26: janzee: [Fark user image 425x327]

The creatures of Australia would win, because you know that a good number of the Florida Men would accidentally kill themselves or their fellow Florida Men.

The Crocodilians from Australia and Florida would join forces.


I dunno about this. I know I've read an article where Florida man farked a crocodile.

I had so many questions on how does one fark a cloaca of a prehistoric reptile after reading that. And I'm not sure i ever want those questions answered.
 
2022-12-03 8:05:48 AM  
The likelihood that someone is shopping from a Florida Walmart on any given day is right around 100%. Normally, there is no cop around, so it passes without an article on Fark. The one day of the year that there are cops everywhere in the store, it seems pretty good odds that someone will get caught.
 
2022-12-03 8:35:38 AM  

Axeofjudgement: tembaarmswide: Mock26: janzee: [Fark user image 425x327]

The creatures of Australia would win, because you know that a good number of the Florida Men would accidentally kill themselves or their fellow Florida Men.

The Crocodilians from Australia and Florida would join forces.

I dunno about this. I know I've read an article where Florida man farked a crocodile.

I had so many questions on how does one fark a cloaca of a prehistoric reptile after reading that. And I'm not sure i ever want those questions answered.

how does one fark a cloaca of a prehistoric reptile


Very carefully.
 
2022-12-03 10:49:48 AM  

algman: The likelihood that someone is shopping from a Florida Walmart on any given day is right around 100%. Normally, there is no cop around, so it passes without an article on Fark. The one day of the year that there are cops everywhere in the store, it seems pretty good odds that someone will get caught.


And 90% of the people in the story moved from Ohio in the last 5 years.
 
2022-12-03 11:24:53 AM  
Because as a society, that's what we want, the local pig department making fun of the suspects who'll be put through the system. Give yourselves an applause, dipshiats.
 
2022-12-03 11:53:59 AM  

Fereals: algman: The likelihood that someone is shopping from a Florida Walmart on any given day is right around 100%. Normally, there is no cop around, so it passes without an article on Fark. The one day of the year that there are cops everywhere in the store, it seems pretty good odds that someone will get caught.

And 90% of the people in the story moved from Ohio in the last 5 years.


Yikes.  They were the smart ones?

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2022-12-03 1:10:16 PM  
That website almost gave me a seizure.
 
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2022-12-03 1:34:09 PM  
He'll be flat broke when he's out on parole and rob a donut shop on the way home.
 
2022-12-03 2:57:15 PM  
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