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(Tom's Hardware)   Woman arrested over efforts to establish a Chinese subsidiary of Mom's Friendly Robot Company   (tomshardware.com) divider line
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1028 clicks; posted to STEM » on 02 Dec 2022 at 10:55 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-02 11:49:07 PM  
Sounds like someone was taking their cue from the RedEye smuggler in the first episode of Cowboy Bebop.
 
2022-12-02 11:56:12 PM  
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This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted Intel chips at a party. She died instantly.

Please don't do Intel chips. They're the most dangerous chips out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.
 
2022-12-03 1:21:31 AM  
I always stash my smartphone in my rectum.
 
2022-12-03 2:37:14 AM  

aremmes: [Fark user image image 602x492]

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted Intel chips at a party. She died instantly.

Please don't do Intel chips. They're the most dangerous chips out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.


pretty sure that's Taylor Swift
 
2022-12-03 3:06:31 AM  
Can't have nice things why? This!

/ What next, slaves? Oh, yeah, right, my bad.
 
2022-12-03 3:14:19 AM  
Can't they just bribe someone working on the assembly line in Shenzhen? Why all the cloak and dagger stuff?
 
2022-12-03 3:37:48 AM  

Spectrum: aremmes: [Fark user image image 602x492]

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted Intel chips at a party. She died instantly.

Please don't do Intel chips. They're the most dangerous chips out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that's Taylor Swift


no, its Tom Petty
 
2022-12-03 4:09:47 AM  
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She must have planned to insert those chips into third-world homeless kids.
 
2022-12-03 4:37:15 AM  

Spectrum: aremmes: [Fark user image image 602x492]

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted Intel chips at a party. She died instantly.

Please don't do Intel chips. They're the most dangerous chips out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that's Taylor Swift


Silicone Belly is the name of my Taylor Swift/Lead Belly blues pop fusion tribute band.
 
2022-12-03 5:23:55 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Can't they just bribe someone working on the assembly line in Shenzhen? Why all the cloak and dagger stuff?


iPhones, yes. But not CPUs. Intel/AMD chips aren't made in China.

I thought the embargo was out of the US, not into China. Couldn't they have just... Put them in their suitcase?
 
2022-12-03 6:32:16 AM  

dyhchong: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Can't they just bribe someone working on the assembly line in Shenzhen? Why all the cloak and dagger stuff?

iPhones, yes. But not CPUs. Intel/AMD chips aren't made in China.

I thought the embargo was out of the US, not into China. Couldn't they have just... Put them in their suitcase?


Sneaking past thieves in customs.
 
2022-12-03 6:34:43 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Spectrum: aremmes: [Fark user image image 602x492]

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted Intel chips at a party. She died instantly.

Please don't do Intel chips. They're the most dangerous chips out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that's Taylor Swift

no, its Tom Petty


That just breaks my heart.
 
2022-12-03 11:47:16 PM  
Intel inside indeed
 
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