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2022-12-02 4:42:01 PM  
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2022-12-02 5:32:14 PM  
I forgot that Cheez-its exist. This is a good reminder
 
2022-12-02 5:48:55 PM  
CANT SLEEP CHEE-ZITS WILL EAT ME

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2022-12-02 6:03:57 PM  
That's what I'd expect if I turned on a black light in Ronald McDonald's bedroom.
 
2022-12-02 6:05:26 PM  
Jeez, what on earth did the players do to deserve that?
 
2022-12-02 6:13:28 PM  
Sure, let's try to sleep before a big game in a garish red and yellow room. Turn on some blue-light screens and open the window overlooking the city street while you're at it. Maybe have a leak somewhere going drip-drip-drip in the room. Give your cell number to some opposing fans and be sure to keep the ringer on overnight. Sleep hygiene for peak performance, yo.
 
2022-12-02 6:18:14 PM  

Wadded Beef: That's what I'd expect if I turned on a black light in Ronald McDonald's bedroom.


If you turn on a blacklight in Ronald McDonald's bedroom, what you'll see is the special sauce.
 
2022-12-02 6:50:39 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Jeez, what on earth did the players do to deserve that?


Went to a school that can qualify for the Cheez-it Bowl
 
2022-12-02 6:53:05 PM  
Unfortunately, they are all lactose intolerant and vomited all night long.
 
2022-12-02 6:59:06 PM  

OhioUGrad: Marbleisheavy: Jeez, what on earth did the players do to deserve that?

Went to a school that can qualify for the Cheez-it Bowl


It's ACC vs Big 12. It's not going to be Western Nevada Tech vs. Stanwick CC.
 
2022-12-02 7:00:04 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Wadded Beef: That's what I'd expect if I turned on a black light in Ronald McDonald's bedroom.

If you turn on a blacklight in Ronald McDonald's bedroom, what you'll see is the special sauce.


No doubt. Plus the giant butt-plug, Grimace (hence the name).
 
2022-12-02 7:26:15 PM  

wxboy: OhioUGrad: Marbleisheavy: Jeez, what on earth did the players do to deserve that?

Went to a school that can qualify for the Cheez-it Bowl

It's ACC vs Big 12. It's not going to be Western Nevada Tech vs. Stanwick CC.


So again, went to a school that can qualify for the Cheez-it Bowl. Don't act like the ACC and Big 12 couldn't go to FCS and still end up with the same record...these are not good schools (at football). How many of the last 10 years has Oklahoma been picked to qualify for CFP? ACC is Clemson and everyone else and even now Clemson is lol.

/not claiming the MAC is a great league
//we have the Marching 110
///
Gangnam Style - Ohio University Marching 110
Youtube bTPEcRrzhZ8
 
2022-12-02 7:46:22 PM  

OhioUGrad: wxboy: OhioUGrad: Marbleisheavy: Jeez, what on earth did the players do to deserve that?

Went to a school that can qualify for the Cheez-it Bowl

It's ACC vs Big 12. It's not going to be Western Nevada Tech vs. Stanwick CC.

So again, went to a school that can qualify for the Cheez-it Bowl. Don't act like the ACC and Big 12 couldn't go to FCS and still end up with the same record...these are not good schools (at football). How many of the last 10 years has Oklahoma been picked to qualify for CFP? ACC is Clemson and everyone else and even now Clemson is lol.

/not claiming the MAC is a great league
//we have the Marching 110
///[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/bTPEcRrzhZ8]


From the Big 12, it'll be the 3rd team (4th this year assuming TCU beats KS State). If TCU loses, then it would be Texas, which is a ranked team; otherwise it's Texas Tech. For the ACC, there is no specific ranking, but the bowl is in "Tier 1" after the Orange Bowl. So it could be a ranked team there too.

It's not a throwaway bowl that teams are just happy to be in. Every year except one since 2009 has seen at least one team be in the top 25. Three times both teams were ranked.
 
2022-12-02 11:19:17 PM  

wxboy: OhioUGrad: wxboy: OhioUGrad: Marbleisheavy: Jeez, what on earth did the players do to deserve that?

Went to a school that can qualify for the Cheez-it Bowl

It's ACC vs Big 12. It's not going to be Western Nevada Tech vs. Stanwick CC.

So again, went to a school that can qualify for the Cheez-it Bowl. Don't act like the ACC and Big 12 couldn't go to FCS and still end up with the same record...these are not good schools (at football). How many of the last 10 years has Oklahoma been picked to qualify for CFP? ACC is Clemson and everyone else and even now Clemson is lol.

/not claiming the MAC is a great league
//we have the Marching 110
///[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/bTPEcRrzhZ8]

From the Big 12, it'll be the 3rd team (4th this year assuming TCU beats KS State). If TCU loses, then it would be Texas, which is a ranked team; otherwise it's Texas Tech. For the ACC, there is no specific ranking, but the bowl is in "Tier 1" after the Orange Bowl. So it could be a ranked team there too.

It's not a throwaway bowl that teams are just happy to be in. Every year except one since 2009 has seen at least one team be in the top 25. Three times both teams were ranked.


Awww. Bless your heart.
 
2022-12-02 11:44:51 PM  
Since we didn't have a PAC-12 championship thread (thanks mods) the whole playoff is about to be totally turned upside down by Utah.
 
2022-12-03 12:19:42 AM  

swankywanky: Since we didn't have a PAC-12 championship thread (thanks mods) the whole playoff is about to be totally turned upside down by Utah.


There was a thread way down, the games just started early today, but the showing was lackluster

Plus it's the PAC-12...I mean, FCS with bigger budgets

/and better academics
 
2022-12-03 12:27:15 AM  

Chemlight Battery: Wadded Beef: That's what I'd expect if I turned on a black light in Ronald McDonald's bedroom.

If you turn on a blacklight in Ronald McDonald's bedroom, what you'll see is the special sauce.


Hold the pickle.
 
2022-12-03 2:08:15 AM  

OhioUGrad: swankywanky: Since we didn't have a PAC-12 championship thread (thanks mods) the whole playoff is about to be totally turned upside down by Utah.

There was a thread way down, the games just started early today, but the showing was lackluster

Plus it's the PAC-12...I mean, FCS with bigger budgets

/and better academics


Didn't Oregon walk into the Shoe and win recently?
 
2022-12-03 5:23:14 AM  

Super Chronic: Sure, let's try to sleep before a big game in a garish red and yellow room. Turn on some blue-light screens and open the window overlooking the city street while you're at it. Maybe have a leak somewhere going drip-drip-drip in the room. Give your cell number to some opposing fans and be sure to keep the ringer on overnight. Sleep hygiene for peak performance, yo.


You can turn the lights out you know.
 
2022-12-03 6:52:29 AM  

wxboy: OhioUGrad: wxboy: OhioUGrad: Marbleisheavy: Jeez, what on earth did the players do to deserve that?

Went to a school that can qualify for the Cheez-it Bowl

It's ACC vs Big 12. It's not going to be Western Nevada Tech vs. Stanwick CC.

So again, went to a school that can qualify for the Cheez-it Bowl. Don't act like the ACC and Big 12 couldn't go to FCS and still end up with the same record...these are not good schools (at football). How many of the last 10 years has Oklahoma been picked to qualify for CFP? ACC is Clemson and everyone else and even now Clemson is lol.

/not claiming the MAC is a great league
//we have the Marching 110
///[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/bTPEcRrzhZ8]

From the Big 12, it'll be the 3rd team (4th this year assuming TCU beats KS State). If TCU loses, then it would be Texas, which is a ranked team; otherwise it's Texas Tech. For the ACC, there is no specific ranking, but the bowl is in "Tier 1" after the Orange Bowl. So it could be a ranked team there too.

It's not a throwaway bowl that teams are just happy to be in. Every year except one since 2009 has seen at least one team be in the top 25. Three times both teams were ranked.


Assuming Clemson wins the ACC Championship game, I presume they'd set up a UNC-Texas matchup.
 
2022-12-03 10:57:42 AM  

OhioUGrad: swankywanky: Since we didn't have a PAC-12 championship thread (thanks mods) the whole playoff is about to be totally turned upside down by Utah.

There was a thread way down, the games just started early today, but the showing was lackluster

Plus it's the PAC-12...I mean, FCS with bigger budgets

/and better academics


thanks, missed that last night
 
2022-12-03 12:33:29 PM  

puffy999: OhioUGrad: swankywanky: Since we didn't have a PAC-12 championship thread (thanks mods) the whole playoff is about to be totally turned upside down by Utah.

There was a thread way down, the games just started early today, but the showing was lackluster

Plus it's the PAC-12...I mean, FCS with bigger budgets

/and better academics

Didn't Oregon walk into the Shoe and win recently?


Wrong year
 
2022-12-03 6:19:32 PM  

OhioUGrad: puffy999: OhioUGrad: swankywanky: Since we didn't have a PAC-12 championship thread (thanks mods) the whole playoff is about to be totally turned upside down by Utah.

There was a thread way down, the games just started early today, but the showing was lackluster

Plus it's the PAC-12...I mean, FCS with bigger budgets

/and better academics

Didn't Oregon walk into the Shoe and win recently?

Wrong year


Last year, I'd say that's pretty recent for an FCS team to beat Ohio State at home.

And the conference was way better this season than last.
 
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