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(USA Today)   Amazingly, the Houston Texans have not been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs yet. Here's how they can make the playoffs   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line
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2022-12-02 8:55:48 PM  
Week 13 vs. the Cleveland Browns
Week 14 vs. the Dallas Cowboys.
Week 15 vs. the Kansas City Chiefs.
Week 16 vs. the Tennessee Titans.
Week 17 vs. the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Week 18 vs. the Indianapolis Colts.


Should be a breeze, no?
 
2022-12-02 9:08:23 PM  
The best part of this article is its URL.
 
2022-12-02 9:23:30 PM  
That reads like a math class nightmare which was spawned of an unholy union of a story problem and an algebra equation.
 
2022-12-02 9:25:38 PM  
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2022-12-02 9:25:53 PM  
Let me guess... it involves several plane crashes?
 
2022-12-02 9:44:59 PM  
That is a very dark and scary vision of a dystopian universe that I don't want to live in.
 
2022-12-02 9:45:25 PM  
They dead.
 
2022-12-02 10:08:15 PM  
Long story short, Houston wins out, Tennessee loses out. That's pretty much it
 
2022-12-02 10:16:58 PM  

bingethinker: Let me guess... it involves several plane crashes?


I think at this point you'd need the planes carrying a team to crash into another plane carrying a team.

Actually, even that is more possible that the Texans making the playoffs
 
2022-12-02 10:31:28 PM  
Derrick Henry stepped on a butterfly. As a result, the Texans have been eliminated.
 
2022-12-02 10:56:41 PM  

bingethinker: Let me guess... it involves several plane crashes?


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2022-12-03 1:29:01 AM  

iamskibibitz: bingethinker: Let me guess... it involves several plane crashes?

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Still like the execution comment better.
/execute Watson
//Go Texans
///Will probably lose
 
2022-12-03 2:41:10 AM  

TDWCom29: Long story short, Houston wins out, Tennessee loses out. That's pretty much it


Also the Jags and Colts have to lose one additional game not against the Texans
 
2022-12-03 6:27:45 AM  

rc3ntexas: iamskibibitz: bingethinker: Let me guess... it involves several plane crashes?

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Still like the execution comment better.
/execute Watson
//Go Texans
///Will probably lose


Haha, yeah, I was going to ask if he was the same guy who said he was in favor of his team's execution.
 
2022-12-03 7:51:37 AM  
They should do one for the NFC South and figure out how many different 4-way ties are possible.
 
2022-12-03 10:05:44 AM  

cfreak: TDWCom29: Long story short, Houston wins out, Tennessee loses out. That's pretty much it

Also the Jags and Colts have to lose one additional game not against the Texans


I kind of figured those 2 things were givens to happen. But also so is the Texans not winning out
 
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