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(truthout)   Well, at least they'll be multi-tasking and not solely focusing on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop   (truthout.org) divider line
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3507 clicks; posted to Politics » on 02 Dec 2022 at 5:45 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-02 4:04:51 PM  
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2022-12-02 4:09:42 PM  
So they are finished with the Benghazi hearings?
 
2022-12-02 4:12:21 PM  
Tell it to someone who gives a shiat. We know what happened, nothing they try to do will change that.
 
2022-12-02 4:21:37 PM  
Farcically going all in in favor of things that flattened their presumed wave.   Remarkable consistency in making it their mission statement to avoid real issues that affect the voters.
 
2022-12-02 4:27:57 PM  
I think I'm going to miss the comforting competence of Chaffetz and Gowdy... This group of morons is going to make those two clowns seem like Plato and Aristotle.
 
2022-12-02 4:31:45 PM  
so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?
 
2022-12-02 4:36:46 PM  

octopossum: so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?


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2022-12-02 4:54:26 PM  

octopossum: so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?


No, they're going to take the committee's findings, edit out the parts that prove TFG conspired with his cronies and several Congressmen to overthrow the government, and then release a "revised" report that shows that nothing at all happened on 1/6, and that Barack Obama was responsible for it all anyway.
 
2022-12-02 5:07:16 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I think I'm going to miss the comforting competence of Chaffetz and Gowdy... This group of morons is going to make those two clowns seem like Plato and Aristotle.


And none of this:
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2022-12-02 5:28:34 PM  
Quote from the article:  "The records "do not belong to you or any member, but to the American people"

That's rich, considering all the classified documents found in Trumps' possession.
 
2022-12-02 5:33:08 PM  
You'll do whatever your boss, NTG, tells you to do, Qevin
 
2022-12-02 5:46:00 PM  
You go dude.

Protect that orange traitor.  That's what your side does.
 
2022-12-02 5:47:33 PM  

MrBallou: octopossum: so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?

No, they're going to take the committee's findings, edit out the parts that prove TFG conspired with his cronies and several Congressmen to overthrow the government, and then release a "revised" report that shows that nothing at all happened on 1/6, and that Barack Obama was responsible for it all anyway.


So Obama was responsible for nothing happening?
 
2022-12-02 5:50:10 PM  
INVESTIGATE ALL THE THINGS!!

Heaven forbid should we fight inflation or outrageous housing counts or scalping rent rates.

/on the other hand, if their busy investigating the things maybe they will lose track of the evil shiat they want to do
 
2022-12-02 5:51:45 PM  
They have the laptop, the J6 hearings, and I'm sure Joe did something that needs impeachment for. They are going to be quite busy!

Once again the American people will get a glimpse at Republican "leadership", and 40% of them will love what they see.
 
2022-12-02 5:52:24 PM  
Republicans contribute virtually nothing positive to society....
 
2022-12-02 5:54:05 PM  
I wish him luck. I wonder what happened to the border crisis, unemployment crisis, inflation crisis...really any of the things that Republicans promised that they'd deal with.
 
2022-12-02 5:54:09 PM  
Yes, make sure that everything that the 1/6 committee has uncovered gets rehashed...

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2022-12-02 5:55:05 PM  

Get Rich or Try Dyin': MrBallou: octopossum: so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?

No, they're going to take the committee's findings, edit out the parts that prove TFG conspired with his cronies and several Congressmen to overthrow the government, and then release a "revised" report that shows that nothing at all happened on 1/6, and that Barack Obama was responsible for it all anyway.

So Obama was responsible for nothing happening?


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2022-12-02 5:56:07 PM  
OK, so here's the Republican House agenda so far:

• Investigate Jan 6 committee
• Investigate Merrick Garland
• Investigate Hunter Biden

I'm sure they'll get to the "helping struggling Americans" part down the road.
 
2022-12-02 5:57:01 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: INVESTIGATE ALL THE THINGS!!

Heaven forbid should we fight inflation or outrageous housing counts or scalping rent rates.

/on the other hand, if their busy investigating the things maybe they will lose track of the evil shiat they want to do


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2022-12-02 5:57:40 PM  

BrainGenius: OK, so here's the Republican House agenda so far:

• Investigate Jan 6 committee
• Investigate Merrick Garland
• Investigate Hunter Biden

I'm sure they'll get to the "helping struggling Americans" part down the road.


I think they should probably take a closer look at Benghazi again and that uppity shrill woman's buttery emails again too.
 
2022-12-02 5:57:59 PM  

Geotpf: Alaskan Yoda: INVESTIGATE ALL THE THINGS!!

Heaven forbid should we fight inflation or outrageous housing counts or scalping rent rates.

/on the other hand, if their busy investigating the things maybe they will lose track of the evil shiat they want to do

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2022-12-02 5:58:46 PM  

MrBallou: octopossum: so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?

No, they're going to take the committee's findings, edit out the parts that prove TFG conspired with his cronies and several Congressmen to overthrow the government, and then release a "revised" report that shows that nothing at all happened on 1/6, and that Barack Obama was responsible for it all anyway.


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2022-12-02 5:59:42 PM  
"Since we have no ideas to improve the lives of average Americans, and even less inclination to do so, we will focus on grievance politics to embolden our ever shrinking base. Oh, and we will hold the economy hostage just for fun."
 
2022-12-02 6:00:08 PM  

octopossum: so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?


Yes, and Fox will televise these, unlike the actual Jan 6 hearings.
 
2022-12-02 6:00:35 PM  

Mr. Tweedy: octopossum: so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?

Yes, and Fox will televise these, unlike the actual Jan 6 hearings.


Televise all the things that need investigatin!
 
2022-12-02 6:04:32 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: Mr. Tweedy: octopossum: so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?

Yes, and Fox will televise these, unlike the actual Jan 6 hearings.

Televise all the things that need investigatin!


Lady G stifling a fart on national TV is ratings gold.

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2022-12-02 6:04:39 PM  
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2022-12-02 6:05:26 PM  

Mr. Tweedy: Alaskan Yoda: Mr. Tweedy: octopossum: so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?

Yes, and Fox will televise these, unlike the actual Jan 6 hearings.

Televise all the things that need investigatin!

Lady G stifling a fart on national TV is ratings gold.

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I DO declare!

Lol
 
2022-12-02 6:06:01 PM  
First order of business: leak a copy of everything to TFGs lawyers that might be useful in his defense.
 
2022-12-02 6:06:47 PM  
They're just going to hold weekly primetime committee meetings so every news network will cover it and it will further mar the narrative.

Does anyone have Trump down as responding to their subpoena?  It'll be a campaign propaganda circus.
 
2022-12-02 6:06:53 PM  
Failon is advertising the Truth about Hunter Biden's laptop, right about now.

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598778884639653891
 
2022-12-02 6:07:35 PM  

octopossum: so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?


AND produce a committee report about the committee report.
 
2022-12-02 6:08:28 PM  

BrainGenius: OK, so here's the Republican House agenda so far:

• Investigate Jan 6 committee
• Investigate Merrick Garland
• Investigate Hunter Biden

I'm sure they'll get to the "helping struggling Americans" part down the road.


Something like "once those threats to freedom are eliminated, Americans will REJOICE."
 
2022-12-02 6:09:24 PM  
There is nothing a republican hates more than people who think treason is crime. OK, they don't like to be cock blocked when they're homing in on a nursey school.
 
2022-12-02 6:10:16 PM  

hammettman: octopossum: so they're going to hold hearings about the hearings?

AND produce a committee report about the committee report.


I just hope that they apologize and sack the people that were charged with sacking the people who should have gotten sacked.
 
2022-12-02 6:11:23 PM  
I think if I were them, I'd give them "Hunters Laptop" but first fill it with the most heinous and disgusting (but legal) pron you can find on the interwebs. Like a good terabyte of the stuff. I'm sure it exists and someone could find a good selection.
 
2022-12-02 6:12:02 PM  

iheartscotch: I wish him luck. I wonder what happened to the border crisis, unemployment crisis, inflation crisis...really any of the things that Republicans promised that they'd deal with.


They've been dealt with. Yup, turns out "Electing Republicans" fixes all those issues for 18 months or so.

/They don't even need to be sworn in, they're that good.
 
2022-12-02 6:12:37 PM  
First thing they should investigate is why ALL REPUBLICANS cried at a special commission or bi-partisan congressional committee?  Instead they got a house investigation that they refused to participate.

FARK EM, I hope Schiff and the rest of the witnesses mention that before every response.
 
2022-12-02 6:14:24 PM  

Nick Nostril: I think if I were them, I'd give them "Hunters Laptop" but first fill it with the most heinous and disgusting (but legal) pron you can find on the interwebs. Like a good terabyte of the stuff. I'm sure it exists and someone could find a good selection.


Why? Do you want to see Ted "my staffer likes step-mom porn" Cruz erect?  Gross!
 
2022-12-02 6:16:35 PM  
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2022-12-02 6:17:52 PM  

grokca: So they are finished with the Benghazi hearings?


damn someone should ask why they haven't prosecuted hillary for benghazi and fry their puny brainz
 
2022-12-02 6:19:36 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: NewportBarGuy: I think I'm going to miss the comforting competence of Chaffetz and Gowdy... This group of morons is going to make those two clowns seem like Plato and Aristotle.

And none of this:
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Truly, a man of many hairstyles.
 
2022-12-02 6:20:08 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: First order of business: leak a copy of everything to TFGs lawyers that might be useful in his defense.


The committee is releasing everything later this month.
 
2022-12-02 6:20:23 PM  

flappy_penguin: grokca: So they are finished with the Benghazi hearings?

damn someone should ask why they haven't prosecuted hillary for benghazi and fry their puny brainz


Don't forget her buttery males
 
2022-12-02 6:20:25 PM  

Nick Nostril: I think if I were them, I'd give them "Hunters Laptop" but first fill it with the most heinous and disgusting (but legal) pron you can find on the interwebs. Like a good terabyte of the stuff. I'm sure it exists and someone could find a good selection.


*right clicks properties of external harddrive*

Only a terabyte?
 
2022-12-02 6:20:36 PM  
I'm pretty sure the J6 committee went into this knowing that this would happen and acted according to all ethical standards. I hope at the bottom of a stack of papers there is a photocopier print of an interns ass with the words "go fark yourself Kevin" in sharpie along with a trump style curve around the exposed asshole of said intern.
 
2022-12-02 6:21:10 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: First order of business: leak a copy of everything to TFGs lawyers that might be useful in his defense.


Doesn't that normally happen during discovery during a trial anyway?
 
2022-12-02 6:21:57 PM  

whidbey: BrainGenius: OK, so here's the Republican House agenda so far:

• Investigate Jan 6 committee
• Investigate Merrick Garland
• Investigate Hunter Biden

I'm sure they'll get to the "helping struggling Americans" part down the road.

Something like "once those threats to freedom are eliminated, Americans will REJOICE."


Fauci, don't forget they will investigate Dr. Fauci.
 
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