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2022-12-02 3:30:54 PM  
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2022-12-02 6:47:44 PM  
And we used to think putting de lime in de coconut was crazy.
 
2022-12-02 7:06:58 PM  
What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.
 
2022-12-02 7:07:05 PM  
This is not the lime you are looking for, do not drink it all up.
 
2022-12-02 7:07:46 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2022-12-02 7:08:48 PM  
They can be dangerous when dropped by a swallow, but it doesn't happen that often.
 
2022-12-02 7:09:39 PM  
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
 
2022-12-02 7:10:59 PM  

buserror: They can be dangerous when dropped by a swallow, but it doesn't happen that often.


African or European?
 
2022-12-02 7:11:47 PM  

Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.


The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).
 
2022-12-02 7:14:58 PM  
So, $800 trillion worth that would have wiped out all good, decent churchgoing Americans but for the stunning and brave intervention of law enforcement.....

Seriously, nice show, but I wonder how much the same cops were paid to let other shipments through? The war on drugs is farking beyond lost. Stop it, legalize and tax every farking thing, then fund recovery and real prevention, etc.
 
2022-12-02 7:15:37 PM  

puckrock2000: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


Dammit I was gonna say that
 
2022-12-02 7:18:17 PM  
Bullshiat.  None of those pills are rainbow-colored.  Are we supposed to believe La DEA only got the light ones?
 
2022-12-02 7:19:40 PM  

Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).


Every Mom and Pop convenience store around here now has a big "WE SELL KRATOM!" sign in the window. Seems like the kids are gobbling up those farking bullshiat pills like they are Skittles and suffering the consequences.
 
2022-12-02 7:20:34 PM  

puckrock2000: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


Put that much fentanyl in 'em, and they won't need the swallow.
 
2022-12-02 7:21:50 PM  

Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.


I believe it's relatively easy to cook and doesn't require obscure ingredients like poppies or coca leaves.

My auntie told me that when my grandmother was in her last coma (she did it all at home) the doctor left some fentanyl patches there, and auntie didn't know whether to hang on to them, which might involve travelling by plane etc. etc.
I don't quite understand why you would use those in a coma, maybe if she woke up in pain?  Auntie said it's a pain killer.
 
2022-12-02 7:22:20 PM  
I like coconuts
You can break them open
They smell like ladies lying in the sun
And if I had my way
I'd give a coconut to everyone


Coconut (Live in Pensacola)
Youtube tMhuAVmQzXc
 
2022-12-02 7:28:00 PM  

Gaythiest Elitist: So, $800 trillion worth that would have wiped out all good, decent churchgoing Americans but for the stunning and brave intervention of law enforcement.....

Seriously, nice show, but I wonder how much the same cops were paid to let other shipments through? The war on drugs is farking beyond lost. Stop it, legalize and tax every farking thing, then fund recovery and real prevention, etc.


Yes, if the assholes are still fighting, let them win. Great plan there, ace. You learn that in Eastern Europe?
 
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2022-12-02 7:28:32 PM  

Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?
Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).


I think it is more accurate to say that fentanyl issold as straight fentanyl, and is also used to make knockoff opioid pills as you said.  There's also the mystery of why and how it's used as an adulterant on down the line.

I mean, fark that shiat.  I'm glad I cleaned up before fentanyl was a threat and before every beer is an IPA.
 
2022-12-02 7:30:30 PM  
The Muppet Show - Lime in the Coconut
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2022-12-02 7:36:32 PM  
The scary thing about fentanyl is how easy it is to overdose.

The estimated lethal dose of fentanyl is about 2mg. This is a much smaller lethal dose compared to heroin, which can be fatal at 30 mg to 500 mg.

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2022-12-02 7:37:20 PM  

macadamnut: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

I believe it's relatively easy to cook and doesn't require obscure ingredients like poppies or coca leaves.

My auntie told me that when my grandmother was in her last coma (she did it all at home) the doctor left some fentanyl patches there, and auntie didn't know whether to hang on to them, which might involve travelling by plane etc. etc.
I don't quite understand why you would use those in a coma, maybe if she woke up in pain?  Auntie said it's a pain killer.


I was once "dating" a cute but dangerous redhead from Alabama until I discovered that she was taking tbose patches from people like your auntie, wringing the juice out of them, and shooting it up.  She put her rig up on the top shelf to hide it.  I'm 6'7"...
 
2022-12-02 7:38:19 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).

Every Mom and Pop convenience store around here now has a big "WE SELL KRATOM!" sign in the window. Seems like the kids are gobbling up those farking bullshiat pills like they are Skittles and suffering the consequences.


Kratom, if its real kratom - unadulterated mitrogyna species - is amazing as an opiate substitute. Anything Australia bans is fun because it threatens beer.
 
2022-12-02 7:43:15 PM  
TOO LATE FOR HALLOWEEN YOU LAZY ASSHOLES
 
2022-12-02 7:58:30 PM  

Gaythiest Elitist: So, $800 trillion worth that would have wiped out all good, decent churchgoing Americans but for the stunning and brave intervention of law enforcement.....

Seriously, nice show, but I wonder how much the same cops were paid to let other shipments through? The war on drugs is farking beyond lost. Stop it, legalize and tax every farking thing, then fund recovery and real prevention, etc.


We don't need no stinking taxes
 
2022-12-02 8:00:17 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).

Every Mom and Pop convenience store around here now has a big "WE SELL KRATOM!" sign in the window. Seems like the kids are gobbling up those farking bullshiat pills like they are Skittles and suffering the consequences.


KRATOM doesn't feel like a farking  Opient.
And cocaine also doesn't feel like a farking downer.  Addicts are very much their high of choice.  To the point that some alcoholics only drink vodka and won't drink even free beer. No is making money giving addict the wrong high. Also. If this was actually being done. It could make people stop as much as start.
If you snort a thing. Thinking it's cocaine.  The down feeling is going to feel like a bad reaction.  Not a farking high. Jfc.
 
2022-12-02 8:02:00 PM  

englaja: fragMasterFlash: Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).

Every Mom and Pop convenience store around here now has a big "WE SELL KRATOM!" sign in the window. Seems like the kids are gobbling up those farking bullshiat pills like they are Skittles and suffering the consequences.

Kratom, if its real kratom - unadulterated mitrogyna species - is amazing as an opiate substitute. Anything Australia bans is fun because it threatens beer.


I agree with that! Although it is not as powerful as others, it does somehow seem to avoid the whole respiratory depression thing the classics kill you with. But it really is important to know what you are getting, head shops and the like don't have a good reputation for doing much research into what they sell. I recall a story about some passing off O-desmethyltramadol (what your liver turns Tramadol into) laced herb mixes as kratom which is no bueno.
 
2022-12-02 8:06:18 PM  

Gaythiest Elitist: So, $800 trillion worth that would have wiped out all good, decent churchgoing Americans but for the stunning and brave intervention of law enforcement.....

Seriously, nice show, but I wonder how much the same cops were paid to let other shipments through? The war on drugs is farking beyond lost. Stop it, legalize and tax every farking thing, then fund recovery and real prevention, etc.


What, and stop making slaves of people we find so much as a bit of weed on their person? GTFO my America, you godless commie scum!
 
2022-12-02 8:06:30 PM  

waxbeans: fragMasterFlash: Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).

Every Mom and Pop convenience store around here now has a big "WE SELL KRATOM!" sign in the window. Seems like the kids are gobbling up those farking bullshiat pills like they are Skittles and suffering the consequences.

KRATOM doesn't feel like a farking  Opient.
And cocaine also doesn't feel like a farking downer.  Addicts are very much their high of choice.  To the point that some alcoholics only drink vodka and won't drink even free beer. No is making money giving addict the wrong high. Also. If this was actually being done. It could make people stop as much as start.
If you snort a thing. Thinking it's cocaine.  The down feeling is going to feel like a bad reaction.  Not a farking high. Jfc.


They sell the kratom to alleviate the withdrawal symptom for people trying to get off the fent pills, apparently. Around here you don't get to detox with medical assistance unless you've got the $$$ for a privately run rehab clinic, which people living pill to pill obviously do not.
 
2022-12-02 8:06:40 PM  

waxbeans: fragMasterFlash: Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).

Every Mom and Pop convenience store around here now has a big "WE SELL KRATOM!" sign in the window. Seems like the kids are gobbling up those farking bullshiat pills like they are Skittles and suffering the consequences.

KRATOM doesn't feel like a farking  Opient.
And cocaine also doesn't feel like a farking downer.  Addicts are very much their high of choice.  To the point that some alcoholics only drink vodka and won't drink even free beer. No is making money giving addict the wrong high. Also. If this was actually being done. It could make people stop as much as start.
If you snort a thing. Thinking it's cocaine.  The down feeling is going to feel like a bad reaction.  Not a farking high. Jfc.


That's people that know better, Beans.  They're selling to people young enough they just figure they snort the shiat they get wasted.  You can sell the damndest things to people like that, as long as they get wasted somehow
 
2022-12-02 8:13:27 PM  

waxbeans: fragMasterFlash: Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).

Every Mom and Pop convenience store around here now has a big "WE SELL KRATOM!" sign in the window. Seems like the kids are gobbling up those farking bullshiat pills like they are Skittles and suffering the consequences.

KRATOM doesn't feel like a farking  Opient.
And cocaine also doesn't feel like a farking downer.  Addicts are very much their high of choice.  To the point that some alcoholics only drink vodka and won't drink even free beer. No is making money giving addict the wrong high. Also. If this was actually being done. It could make people stop as much as start.
If you snort a thing. Thinking it's cocaine.  The down feeling is going to feel like a bad reaction.  Not a farking high. Jfarkratom does contain atypical opiates, 7-hydroxymitragynine and mitragynine, however like you say it is not going to do much more than slightly help ward off dope sickness for an addict of much harder opiates.
It is goofy though how many people think crap like taking some Sudafed and a Tylenol 3 is exactly like a speed ball tho.

 
2022-12-02 8:15:59 PM  
That was weird, somehow my phone jammed my comment into the quote:

kratom does contain atypical opiates, 7-hydroxymitragynine and mitragynine, however like you say it is not going to do much more than slightly help ward off dope sickness for an addict of much harder opiates.
It is goofy though how many people think crap like taking some Sudafed and a Tylenol 3 is exactly like a speed ball tho.
 
2022-12-02 8:16:24 PM  

fragMasterFlash: waxbeans: fragMasterFlash: Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).

Every Mom and Pop convenience store around here now has a big "WE SELL KRATOM!" sign in the window. Seems like the kids are gobbling up those farking bullshiat pills like they are Skittles and suffering the consequences.

KRATOM doesn't feel like a farking  Opient.
And cocaine also doesn't feel like a farking downer.  Addicts are very much their high of choice.  To the point that some alcoholics only drink vodka and won't drink even free beer. No is making money giving addict the wrong high. Also. If this was actually being done. It could make people stop as much as start.
If you snort a thing. Thinking it's cocaine.  The down feeling is going to feel like a bad reaction.  Not a farking high. Jfc.

They sell the kratom to alleviate the withdrawal symptom for people trying to get off the fent pills, apparently. Around here you don't get to detox with medical assistance unless you've got the $$$ for a privately run rehab clinic, which people living pill to pill obviously do not.


Yes.  Correct.  But. I take KRATOM. And. I've done heroin.  And other medical ops.
KRATOM is very sweet.  But. If you have done real ops like heroin.  You know they are different.
 
2022-12-02 8:16:36 PM  

Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).


The saddest thing about this is that the Mexican cartels have been open and upfront about why they are doing things like making them fluorescent color to try and get American dealers to quit spiking other drugs with it
 
2022-12-02 8:17:42 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: waxbeans: fragMasterFlash: Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).

Every Mom and Pop convenience store around here now has a big "WE SELL KRATOM!" sign in the window. Seems like the kids are gobbling up those farking bullshiat pills like they are Skittles and suffering the consequences.

KRATOM doesn't feel like a farking  Opient.
And cocaine also doesn't feel like a farking downer.  Addicts are very much their high of choice.  To the point that some alcoholics only drink vodka and won't drink even free beer. No is making money giving addict the wrong high. Also. If this was actually being done. It could make people stop as much as start.
If you snort a thing. Thinking it's cocaine.  The down feeling is going to feel like a bad reaction.  Not a farking high. Jfc.

That's people that know better, Beans.  They're selling to people young enough they just figure they snort the shiat they get wasted.  You can sell the damndest things to people like that, as long as they get wasted somehow


Fair enough 👌
 
2022-12-02 8:23:43 PM  

darinwil: waxbeans: fragMasterFlash: Black_Lazerus: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

The reason is it is not sold as straight fentanyl, it is used to spike opioids and make knock off recreational pills( read percs).

Every Mom and Pop convenience store around here now has a big "WE SELL KRATOM!" sign in the window. Seems like the kids are gobbling up those farking bullshiat pills like they are Skittles and suffering the consequences.

KRATOM doesn't feel like a farking  Opient.
And cocaine also doesn't feel like a farking downer.  Addicts are very much their high of choice.  To the point that some alcoholics only drink vodka and won't drink even free beer. No is making money giving addict the wrong high. Also. If this was actually being done. It could make people stop as much as start.
If you snort a thing. Thinking it's cocaine.  The down feeling is going to feel like a bad reaction.  Not a farking high. Jfarkratom does contain atypical opiates, 7-hydroxymitragynine and mitragynine, however like you say it is not going to do much more than slightly help ward off dope sickness for an addict of much harder opiates.
It is goofy though how many people think crap like taking some Sudafed and a Tylenol 3 is exactly like a speed ball tho.


Good point.
I'd rather do (Aspirin, Ephedrine, caffeine.) With some L-arginine.

But. For a nice legal speed ball.
Do a coffee with for shots. Eat a big bar of dark chocolate and smoke a cigar.  It's epic.
 
2022-12-02 8:32:11 PM  
It's Schrodinger's Fentynal.
 
2022-12-02 9:32:36 PM  
We have instruments that tell us the chemical composition of planets light years away.  Why can't we come up with an instrument that pinpoints where these drugs are being manufactured?

Then put a cruise missile up their a$$.

Yes, even if it's in a foreign country. But here in the US first.
 
2022-12-02 10:10:56 PM  

darinwil: That was weird, somehow my phone jammed my comment into the quote:

kratom does contain atypical opiates, 7-hydroxymitragynine and mitragynine, however like you say it is not going to do much more than slightly help ward off dope sickness for an addict of much harder opiates.
It is goofy though how many people think crap like taking some Sudafed and a Tylenol 3 is exactly like a speed ball tho.


I *think* Fark figures out where the quote ends by the fact that the italics end, so if you start your reply with italics, the italicized part gets attached to the quoted comment.
 
2022-12-02 11:10:57 PM  

andrewagill: darinwil: That was weird, somehow my phone jammed my comment into the quote:

kratom does contain atypical opiates, 7-hydroxymitragynine and mitragynine, however like you say it is not going to do much more than slightly help ward off dope sickness for an addict of much harder opiates.
It is goofy though how many people think crap like taking some Sudafed and a Tylenol 3 is exactly like a speed ball tho.

I *think* Fark figures out where the quote ends by the fact that the italics end, so if you start your reply with italics, the italicized part gets attached to the quoted comment.


Yep, that's it.
 
2022-12-02 11:17:53 PM  
LGT one of many longer versions of the story NOT hosted on twitter.

Maybe try posting a link like this next time if you don't want to endorse twitter as king of social media.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/mexican-police-find-660-pounds-fentanyl-coconuts-94366694
 
2022-12-03 1:38:36 AM  

foo monkey: Bullshiat.  None of those pills are rainbow-colored.  Are we supposed to believe La DEA only got the light ones?


The rainbow appears AFTER you take the Fentanyl. (Or so I've been told...)
 
2022-12-03 1:43:13 AM  

macadamnut: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

I believe it's relatively easy to cook and doesn't require obscure ingredients like poppies or coca leaves.

My auntie told me that when my grandmother was in her last coma (she did it all at home) the doctor left some fentanyl patches there, and auntie didn't know whether to hang on to them, which might involve travelling by plane etc. etc.
I don't quite understand why you would use those in a coma, maybe if she woke up in pain?  Auntie said it's a pain killer.


Because no on is sure what you can hear or feel in a comatose state so why take chances that your loved one is laying there in pain unable to tell you. Also, at that point, they are usually on hospice (beyond saving) and it can be a merciful way of easing them 'home' in less drawn out time.
 
2022-12-03 1:49:54 AM  
They sure have a lot of repeat customers seeing how the drug kills them all.
 
2022-12-03 7:04:35 AM  

skybird659: macadamnut: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

I believe it's relatively easy to cook and doesn't require obscure ingredients like poppies or coca leaves.

My auntie told me that when my grandmother was in her last coma (she did it all at home) the doctor left some fentanyl patches there, and auntie didn't know whether to hang on to them, which might involve travelling by plane etc. etc.
I don't quite understand why you would use those in a coma, maybe if she woke up in pain?  Auntie said it's a pain killer.

Because no on is sure what you can hear or feel in a comatose state so why take chances that your loved one is laying there in pain unable to tell you. Also, at that point, they are usually on hospice (beyond saving) and it can be a merciful way of easing them 'home' in less drawn out time.


That's like the bottle of morphine syrup that they gave my grandmother when my grandfather was in his last days of cancer. She left the bottle next to him on the nightstand. When she woke up, the morphine was gone and so was pops.
 
2022-12-03 7:58:34 AM  

macadamnut: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

I believe it's relatively easy to cook and doesn't require obscure ingredients like poppies or coca leaves.

My auntie told me that when my grandmother was in her last coma (she did it all at home) the doctor left some fentanyl patches there, and auntie didn't know whether to hang on to them, which might involve travelling by plane etc. etc.
I don't quite understand why you would use those in a coma, maybe if she woke up in pain?  Auntie said it's a pain killer.


I was prescribed Fentanyl patches when during cancer treatment for pain. There were disclaimers all over the
box that said "DO NOT CUT OPEN THE PATCHES." They were supposed to be time released and good for
three days. I applied them for legit pain and never felt so much as a tingle.
 
2022-12-03 1:36:16 PM  

puckrock2000: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


No, the swallows migrate, they just seem to enjoy gripping coconuts by the husk while flying.
 
2022-12-03 2:42:05 PM  

mehhhhhh: skybird659: macadamnut: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

I believe it's relatively easy to cook and doesn't require obscure ingredients like poppies or coca leaves.

My auntie told me that when my grandmother was in her last coma (she did it all at home) the doctor left some fentanyl patches there, and auntie didn't know whether to hang on to them, which might involve travelling by plane etc. etc.
I don't quite understand why you would use those in a coma, maybe if she woke up in pain?  Auntie said it's a pain killer.

Because no on is sure what you can hear or feel in a comatose state so why take chances that your loved one is laying there in pain unable to tell you. Also, at that point, they are usually on hospice (beyond saving) and it can be a merciful way of easing them 'home' in less drawn out time.

That's like the bottle of morphine syrup that they gave my grandmother when my grandfather was in his last days of cancer. She left the bottle next to him on the nightstand. When she woke up, the morphine was gone and so was pops.


Sometimes, if you love someone, letting them go is the greatest kindness and when they don't come back, they are yours forever!
 
2022-12-04 4:43:37 AM  

skybird659: mehhhhhh: skybird659: macadamnut: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

I believe it's relatively easy to cook and doesn't require obscure ingredients like poppies or coca leaves.

My auntie told me that when my grandmother was in her last coma (she did it all at home) the doctor left some fentanyl patches there, and auntie didn't know whether to hang on to them, which might involve travelling by plane etc. etc.
I don't quite understand why you would use those in a coma, maybe if she woke up in pain?  Auntie said it's a pain killer.

Because no on is sure what you can hear or feel in a comatose state so why take chances that your loved one is laying there in pain unable to tell you. Also, at that point, they are usually on hospice (beyond saving) and it can be a merciful way of easing them 'home' in less drawn out time.

That's like the bottle of morphine syrup that they gave my grandmother when my grandfather was in his last days of cancer. She left the bottle next to him on the nightstand. When she woke up, the morphine was gone and so was pops.

Sometimes, if you love someone, letting them go is the greatest kindness and when they don't come back, they are yours forever!


Locking them in the basement works too, but only if you poke food and water in once in a while.  Won't make that mistake again
 
2022-12-04 6:23:25 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: skybird659: mehhhhhh: skybird659: macadamnut: Porous Horace: What's with all this fentanyl? Who wants it?

Maybe it's a scheme to scare people away from hard drugs.

I believe it's relatively easy to cook and doesn't require obscure ingredients like poppies or coca leaves.

My auntie told me that when my grandmother was in her last coma (she did it all at home) the doctor left some fentanyl patches there, and auntie didn't know whether to hang on to them, which might involve travelling by plane etc. etc.
I don't quite understand why you would use those in a coma, maybe if she woke up in pain?  Auntie said it's a pain killer.

Because no on is sure what you can hear or feel in a comatose state so why take chances that your loved one is laying there in pain unable to tell you. Also, at that point, they are usually on hospice (beyond saving) and it can be a merciful way of easing them 'home' in less drawn out time.

That's like the bottle of morphine syrup that they gave my grandmother when my grandfather was in his last days of cancer. She left the bottle next to him on the nightstand. When she woke up, the morphine was gone and so was pops.

Sometimes, if you love someone, letting them go is the greatest kindness and when they don't come back, they are yours forever!

Locking them in the basement works too, but only if you poke food and water in once in a while.  Won't make that mistake again


Lol! Bet that smelled!
 
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