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(Oregon Live)   Oregon robotic sex toy pioneer appears to have shot its load   (oregonlive.com) divider line
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    More: Giggity, Oregon, Sexual intercourse, Lora DiCarlo, Internet privacy, Privacy policy, Oregon State University, use of this site, Robotics  
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1489 clicks; posted to Business » on 02 Dec 2022 at 2:20 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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dionysusaur [TotalFark]
2022-12-02 2:36:00 PM  
Oregon State?  Huh. My Ex went there.
 
Chabash
2022-12-02 2:44:18 PM  
Oh my God, trade act will have to do a rapid response for the company... That's going to be hilarious!
 
Theaetetus
2022-12-02 2:48:45 PM  
Lora DiCarlo described its product as a "vagina-focused robotic massager"

That's how I describe myself, too.
 
natazha [BareFark]
2022-12-02 3:04:35 PM  
Being in Oregon, it's either made of hay or hazelnuts.
 
Tyrone Slothrop [TotalFark]
2022-12-02 3:14:26 PM  
Still waiting for my fembot in a wet t-shirt.
 
HighlanderRPI
2022-12-02 3:19:20 PM  

Theaetetus: Lora DiCarlo described its product as a "vagina-focused robotic massager"

That's how I describe myself, too.


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Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-02 3:30:16 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Still waiting for my fembot in a wet t-shirt.


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Telephone Sanitizer Second Class
2022-12-02 4:23:43 PM  
The Oregon company used robotics technology developed at Oregon State University to make a sexual aid it called the Osé.

Developed by Beavers for beavers.
 
dbirchall [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-02 4:39:17 PM  
Well I guess this reduces the odds of the machines coming for us.
 
HighlanderRPI
2022-12-02 4:57:23 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: The Oregon company used robotics technology developed at Oregon State University to make a sexual aid it called the Osé.

Developed by Beavers for beavers.


They also made a version for the Latin American market called the Olé
 
UngaBeat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-02 5:08:17 PM  
Well that's one way to stick it to the Libs.

Wait, I'll come in again...
 
Billy Liar
2022-12-02 7:31:42 PM  
Nobody wants to work it anymore.
 
covfefe [TotalFark]
2022-12-02 8:16:42 PM  
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For when the metal ones decide to come for you.
And they will.
 
fat boy
2022-12-02 9:02:22 PM  
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Clearing out old stock
 
SomethingBetter76
2022-12-03 10:08:10 AM  
This is why ISO 3533 Compliance is important. Ignore all the business mags, skip 9001 and do 3533 first.

https://www.iso.org/standard/79631.html
 
Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-12-03 11:40:53 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Still waiting for my fembot in a wet t-shirt.


How about an icepick in the forehead?
 
dbirchall [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-03 8:53:30 PM  

SomethingBetter76: This is why ISO 3533 Compliance is important. Ignore all the business mags, skip 9001 and do 3533 first.

https://www.iso.org/standard/79631.html


Ooh, a new question to ask every ISO-compliant company I ever deal with. Thanks!
 
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