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(UPI)   14-story Christmas tree at Walt Massey Parade of Lights in Columbia, Mississippi destroyed by storms   (upi.com) divider line
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2022-12-02 10:41:32 AM  
Must be the fault of all the unchurched there. All 3 of them.
 
2022-12-02 10:43:37 AM  
As if what happened to the golden calf at Mt. Sinai wasn't enough of a warning to those that defy God with their hypocrisy.
 
2022-12-02 10:50:23 AM  
It's obviously a warning sign regarding God's wrath for Brett Favre bullshiat and no clean water in Jackson.
 
2022-12-02 10:53:29 AM  
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2022-12-02 11:24:07 AM  
God has spoken.  He said, "fark you hypocrites in particular".
 
2022-12-02 11:25:07 AM  
As God intended.
 
2022-12-02 11:25:40 AM  
Good. Finally, an end to Christmas.

Hallmark Movie channel will need to start doing Hanukah movies now.
 
2022-12-02 11:26:45 AM  

Rwa2play: As if what happened to the golden calf at Mt. Sinai wasn't enough of a warning to those that defy God with their hypocrisy.


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2022-12-02 11:27:22 AM  
Thor and Odin don't like being co-opted.
 
2022-12-02 11:29:00 AM  
"F*ck that tree in particular!"
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2022-12-02 11:31:28 AM  
This is the work of Satan and you all know it. If you do not repent soon, the devil will drag you down!!!!!

Thank you for listening to this preaching. You can send a donation to:
 
2022-12-02 11:35:21 AM  
God's pissed at this obviously pagan nonsense; you're supposed to be celebrating the birth of Jesus in the spring.
 
2022-12-02 11:37:25 AM  

Trocadero: God's pissed at this obviously pagan nonsense; you're supposed to be celebrating the birth of Jesus in the spring.


JW?
 
2022-12-02 11:39:16 AM  

steklo: Good. Finally, an end to Christmas.

Hallmark Movie channel will need to start doing Hanukah movies now.


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2022-12-02 11:39:25 AM  

Schmerd1948: This is the work of Satan and you all know it. If you do not repent soon, the devil will drag you down!!!!!

Thank you for listening to this preaching. You can send a donation to:


You're saying the murder, pillaging and rape is all part of God's plan? Satan's really the nerdy kid cutting the power at the prom? Who do I make my check out to?
 
2022-12-02 11:40:25 AM  

Walker: "F*ck that tree in particular!"
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2022-12-02 11:41:50 AM  

Trocadero: God's pissed at this obviously pagan nonsense; you're supposed to be celebrating the birth of Jesus in the spring.


Lion of Judah?  Gotta be a Leo, not a Capricorn. 7/23-8/22.
 
2022-12-02 11:42:31 AM  

Turbo Cojones: Trocadero: God's pissed at this obviously pagan nonsense; you're supposed to be celebrating the birth of Jesus in the spring.

JW?


Nope, but I am a Grinch, I really hate Christmas music and cleaning up pine needles and wrapping paper.

https://www.history.com/topics/christmas/history-of-christmas
 
2022-12-02 11:43:48 AM  
Coming up next: Mississippi to develop an Atomic Tannenbaum,ensuring Mutually Assured Decoration.
 
2022-12-02 11:43:54 AM  
Hahahaha.  The irony.  Oh  noes, the weather we created with our non-stop acquisition of things might interfere with our special season of non-stop acquisition of things.
 
2022-12-02 11:43:56 AM  
Another casualty in the War on Christmas.
Were any suspicious Libs spotted in the area prior to the destruction?
 
2022-12-02 11:43:58 AM  
A 14 story Christmas Tree seems awfully tall for Mississippi until you realize their trailer parks are 4 stories tall.

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2022-12-02 11:45:37 AM  

Trocadero: Turbo Cojones: Trocadero: God's pissed at this obviously pagan nonsense; you're supposed to be celebrating the birth of Jesus in the spring.

JW?

Nope, but I am a Grinch, I really hate Christmas music and cleaning up pine needles and wrapping paper.

https://www.history.com/topics/christmas/history-of-christmas


You're a bad banana with a....
... Greasy Black Peeeeeeeel!

/ I'm a tripledecker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
// with arsenic saaaaaaauce...
/// Thurl Ravenscroft FTW.  Heeeeeee's Grrrreat!
 
2022-12-02 11:46:03 AM  

flamark: A 14 story Christmas Tree seems awfully tall for Mississippi until you realize their trailer parks are 4 stories tall.

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I remember that from Ready Player One.
 
2022-12-02 11:46:48 AM  
entertained over 40,000 people in the town of 6,000 last year, and a similar attendance was expected over the weekend, according to Kristan Agoglia, a visual engineer for the tourist attraction company Experience Columbia, which operates the light show.

you can all die, right now.  Make my Christmas merry for once.
 
2022-12-02 11:47:41 AM  

Porous Horace: Another casualty in the War on Christmas.
Were any suspicious Libs spotted in the area prior to the destruction?


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2022-12-02 11:57:18 AM  
God hates pagan symbols.
 
2022-12-02 11:59:24 AM  

flamark: A 14 story Christmas Tree seems awfully tall for Mississippi until you realize their trailer parks are 4 stories tall.

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2022-12-02 12:06:26 PM  

TypoFlyspray: steklo: Good. Finally, an end to Christmas.

Hallmark Movie channel will need to start doing Hanukah movies now.

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well they say Jesus was a Jew....
 
2022-12-02 12:08:16 PM  
Paige, no!
 
2022-12-02 12:12:58 PM  
We now know which side God is on in the War on Christmas.
 
2022-12-02 12:13:50 PM  
That passes for a "tree" in Mississippi?
 
2022-12-02 12:27:29 PM  
And now Santa hates you.
 
2022-12-02 12:44:57 PM  
God is Jewish. Check the Book. Should have built at Menorah.
 
2022-12-02 1:08:31 PM  
It's got to be because of Teh Ghys!
 
2022-12-02 1:37:00 PM  
Fun fact: Columbia, MS is the hometown of Walter Payton.
 
2022-12-02 1:44:51 PM  

snocone: That passes for a "tree" in Mississippi?


A steel cone that took "months of hard work", "years of planning", and "hundreds of workers".
Must have been a union job.
In Japan, four guys with hand-made ropes and pulleys can do that in an afternoon.
 
2022-12-02 1:46:25 PM  
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I know those are supposed to be angels but don't they look a wee bit like klansmen?
 
2022-12-02 1:50:23 PM  

TypoFlyspray: steklo: Good. Finally, an end to Christmas.

Hallmark Movie channel will need to start doing Hanukah movies now.

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Obvious Christian depiction of 'god' incorrectly lighting a Channukah Menorah. The whole point point of the middle (or raised) candle (called the 'Shamus') is to be lit first then used to light the other candles.
As far as the Xmas tree is concerned, your 'god' may be Christian but Mother Nature is NOT! LOL!
 
2022-12-02 1:58:33 PM  

skybird659: Obvious Christian depiction of 'god' incorrectly lighting a Channukah Menorah. The whole point point of the middle (or raised) candle (called the 'Shamus') is to be lit first then used to light the other candles.


See even the people who make up these fairy tales can't get their sh*t straight.
 
2022-12-02 2:41:21 PM  

Huntceet: It's got to be because of Teh Ghys!


People get miffed because we've forgotten more fun than they will ever have.
 
2022-12-02 2:43:00 PM  
Is that the Klan?  No wonder they can't get anything done right.
 
2022-12-02 4:30:26 PM  

skybird659: TypoFlyspray: steklo: Good. Finally, an end to Christmas.

Hallmark Movie channel will need to start doing Hanukah movies now.

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Obvious Christian depiction of 'god' incorrectly lighting a Channukah Menorah. The whole point point of the middle (or raised) candle (called the 'Shamus') is to be lit first then used to light the other candles.
As far as the Xmas tree is concerned, your 'god' may be Christian but Mother Nature is NOT! LOL!


I think we need to call in the Avengers on this one.
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2022-12-02 4:48:24 PM  

TypoFlyspray: skybird659: TypoFlyspray: steklo: Good. Finally, an end to Christmas.

Hallmark Movie channel will need to start doing Hanukah movies now.

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Obvious Christian depiction of 'god' incorrectly lighting a Channukah Menorah. The whole point point of the middle (or raised) candle (called the 'Shamus') is to be lit first then used to light the other candles.
As far as the Xmas tree is concerned, your 'god' may be Christian but Mother Nature is NOT! LOL!

I think we need to call in the Avengers on this one.
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HULK MAZEL_TOUGH!!!!!
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