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(Daily Star)   When a Christmas card seems too corny, send eyes (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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3683 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 02 Dec 2022 at 10:45 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-02 10:47:02 PM  
He added that the employee had "a minor injury on the middle finger, it was a very mild injury".

Oh good; he can still express his feelings.
 
2022-12-02 10:47:16 PM  
Teddy is locked up, must be a dufus bomber.
 
2022-12-02 10:47:17 PM  
It's all fun and eyes until somebody loses a game
 
2022-12-02 10:48:17 PM  
the fruit is low and dangling
 
2022-12-02 10:49:11 PM  

Richard Freckle: the fruit is low and dangling


sorry this was meant for dick cocks, wrong thread
 
2022-12-02 10:49:25 PM  
Surrender now or we will send another dozen pizzas to your doorstep!
 
2022-12-02 10:52:35 PM  
Putin delenda est.
 
2022-12-02 10:53:19 PM  
They say it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

/ Then it becomes a new game: find the eye!
 
2022-12-02 10:54:42 PM  
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Next up... Chilled monkey brains.
 
2022-12-02 10:54:43 PM  
First day roll call in rape intervention, "Name"
 
2022-12-02 10:58:18 PM  
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Unavailable for comment.
 
2022-12-02 10:59:00 PM  
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2022-12-02 10:59:24 PM  

Archie Goodwin: [i.ytimg.com image 479x269]
Unavailable for comment.


Goddamnitsomuch
 
2022-12-02 11:00:37 PM  
Dear Russia,
Suck all the dicks.

P.S.
As far as I know my president shiat himself after a little oopsie on the stairs, unlike yours.
 
2022-12-02 11:03:37 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Surrender now or we will send another dozen pizzas to your doorstep!


Jokes on them.  I LOVE VEGGIE pizza.
 
2022-12-02 11:06:28 PM  

C18H27NO3: As far as I know my president shiat himself after a little oopsie on the stairs, unlike yours.


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2022-12-02 11:07:42 PM  
The Russians are sending eyes because they are starving and ate everything else.
 
2022-12-02 11:09:38 PM  
So send the Russian embassy the head of the next Captain Crunch looking general you kill, Ukraine.
 
2022-12-02 11:18:11 PM  
It was Ozzy.

Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train
Youtube L2VZjE6JdHg
 
2022-12-02 11:18:33 PM  

Shaggy_C: C18H27NO3: As far as I know my president shiat himself after a little oopsie on the stairs, unlike yours.

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2022-12-02 11:22:14 PM  
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2022-12-02 11:28:12 PM  
Hershel Walker would make five yards
 
2022-12-02 11:29:38 PM  
Wanted for questioning...

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2022-12-02 11:31:24 PM  
Psssh... Remember when Russia wanted to send political messages, they used to kill people in really cool and evil ways like in the farking movies; with incredibly rare radioactive isotopes or with a few drops of some indescribably crazy nerve agent? Now they can't even afford to do an entire boiled rabbit like in Fatal Attraction, they only used the scraps and eyes from the processing plant.
 
2022-12-02 11:32:03 PM  
can we declare russia a terrorist state yet?
 
2022-12-02 11:35:19 PM  

Aardvark Inc.: Wanted for questioning...

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2022-12-02 11:52:43 PM  
UKRAINIAN DEFENSE FORCE
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2022-12-02 11:54:13 PM  
Queen of Eyes
Youtube SQ4wn55Sc7A
 
2022-12-02 11:54:14 PM  

rnatalie: [www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 800x800]

Next up... Chilled monkey brains.


I so love the ad placement algorithm here.
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2022-12-03 12:04:19 AM  

Shaggy_C: C18H27NO3: As far as I know my president shiat himself after a little oopsie on the stairs, unlike yours.

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You couldn't be more terrible at this.
/Or can you?
 
2022-12-03 12:07:33 AM  

Loucifer: UKRAINIAN DEFENSE FORCE
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They were told what would happen. Over and over!
 
2022-12-03 12:12:57 AM  
Send hot-dogs to the Russians.

"We send eyeball, they send hot-dog."
"Is message?"
"Not sure."
"You taste?"
"Yes."
"Is good?"
"Yes."
"Maybe we send more eyeball, they send more hot-dog?"
"Worth a try."
 
2022-12-03 12:15:34 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: He added that the employee had "a minor injury on the middle finger, it was a very mild injury".

Oh good; he can still express his feelings. finger his butt


fixed that for him
 
2022-12-03 12:38:50 AM  

OhioUGrad: Madman drummers bummers: He added that the employee had "a minor injury on the middle finger, it was a very mild injury".

Oh good; he can still express his feelings. finger his butt

fixed that for him


Username checks out.
 
2022-12-03 12:49:06 AM  
"Package for you sir, this one is clearly safe to open. "

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2022-12-03 12:55:38 AM  
Blue Oyster Cult Live 2015 - Harvester Of Eyes
Youtube A_AUNrRk6cU
 
2022-12-03 1:26:30 AM  
I look through the comments hunting for the typical republican loving of putin, claiming how wonderful rooskies are.
I've been tracking the putin lovers who have bee posting pro-nazi-filth-soviet loving crap, but they have calmed down. It's almost as it they are trying a different tactic. Some have assumed a pro-Biden approach so that they can quickly undermine things. The others have become quiet, I assume to spring up again to support their comrades.

Perhaps your soviet schtick needs a different routine.
 
2022-12-03 1:51:23 AM  
Dearest comrades -


By now whatever's left of you


Lies scattered on the floor


I bet you never opened up


A letter bomb before

 
2022-12-03 2:20:11 AM  
I suspect it is likely to be Russia. The list of those with a motivation to menace Ukraine is awfully short.

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2022-12-03 4:35:41 AM  

Gordon Bennett: I suspect it is likely to be Russia. The list of those with a motivation to menace Ukraine is awfully short.

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What the fark is Serbia's problem?
 
2022-12-03 4:44:30 AM  

DemonEater: Gordon Bennett: I suspect it is likely to be Russia. The list of those with a motivation to menace Ukraine is awfully short.

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What the fark is Serbia's problem?


Serbia has close cultural ties with Russia. In addition, Russia supported Serbia in the war over Kosovo while NATO dropped bombs on them.
 
2022-12-03 5:10:35 AM  

replacementcool: can we declare russia a terrorist state yet?


Are we not doing that Afghanistan yet?
 
2022-12-03 5:28:22 AM  

Gordon Bennett: I suspect it is likely to be Russia. The list of those with a motivation to menace Ukraine is awfully short.

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I can see someone in Russia removing the black text and showing this on TV saying "Do you see what they are trying to do?"
 
2022-12-03 5:54:59 AM  
Daddy mailed my eyes...
 
2022-12-03 6:20:23 AM  
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2022-12-03 6:33:25 AM  
Eric Carmen - Hungry Eyes (Official HD Video)
Youtube 2ssCL292DQA
 
2022-12-03 8:50:12 AM  
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2022-12-03 9:50:41 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: It's all fun and eyes until somebody loses a game


I just lost The Game.
 
2022-12-03 2:37:49 PM  
You keep promising (possible nsfw content on page) but there never is.
 
2022-12-03 6:16:01 PM  

cheeseaholic: Monty_Zoncolan: It's all fun and eyes until somebody loses a game

I just lost The Game.


Dammit me too.
 
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