Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Zillow) Weeners You kinda want to buy it just because of the address   (zillow.com) divider line
    More: Weeners, Real estate, Area, old-world beauty, Quark, truly unique opportunity, stunning wrap-around porch, hundred-year-old home, Delight  
•       •       •

5008 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Dec 2022 at 12:16 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



80 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2022-12-02 11:51:37 AM  
One word:  Termites.

RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM THAT PLACE!
 
2022-12-02 12:18:01 PM  
It's as though someone started the reno, saw *something*, and noped out hard.
 
2022-12-02 12:18:37 PM  
Someone already placed and offer after 2 hours on there. Good luck whoever you are. That thing just needs cut up for timber and burned or something.
 
2022-12-02 12:19:43 PM  
Idk man there might be a 420 Badcock Blvd up the road
 
2022-12-02 12:20:13 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-02 12:21:57 PM  
$132000 for a tear down beats the 2.8 million the tear down next door sold for.
 
2022-12-02 12:22:00 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-02 12:22:04 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-02 12:22:56 PM  
Because of the street name? The address of my parent's old house is 420. Whenever I went with them to the hardware store and we went past the isle with address signs my Dad would say, 'they always have our address' -hahaha
 
2022-12-02 12:23:21 PM  
Looks like they had it listed in May for $398,000

Floriduh school ratings...

2/10
Purcell Elementary School
Grades: PK-5
Distance: 0.1 mi
4/10
Mulberry Middle School
Grades: 6-8
Distance: 0.6 mi
3/10
Mulberry Senior High School
Grades: 9-12
Distance: 0.7 mi
 
2022-12-02 12:23:25 PM  
My sister used to live in a neighborhood where every street had an innuendo name. Hers was Bushcock Lane.  I think there was a Flower Rod and Brown Path, as well. Eventually we just started calling the streets things like, "Penis Vagina" or "Butt Stuff Road."  I think my elementary school-aged kids were confused.
 
2022-12-02 12:24:15 PM  
A coworker of mine lives on Shinnecock ("shin-a-cock) Avenue, named for the indigenous tribe. People from far away, like telemarketers, always call it Shiny Cock Avenue.

" very good sir. Do you still live on Shiny Cock?"
 
2022-12-02 12:26:05 PM  

kozlo: Someone already placed and offer after 2 hours on there. Good luck whoever you are. That thing just needs cut up for timber and burned or something.


We found our dream house!
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-02 12:26:13 PM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2022-12-02 12:26:44 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-02 12:28:27 PM  
What does "cash only" mean? Is that a euphemism for "renovation flippers only"?
 
2022-12-02 12:29:41 PM  
The back part has been sitting partially (de)constructed for at least three years.  Bonus potential sewer work being done.

Fark user imageView Full Size


Taking a google streets "drive" around the area, that asking price is lol-able.
 
2022-12-02 12:29:55 PM  
I'm waiting for a place at an address of 6969 Bendover Ln. to become available.
 
2022-12-02 12:33:11 PM  
"Cash only"

Yeah I don't blame them on that one.

/yikes
 
2022-12-02 12:35:44 PM  
That's the kind of property where you take out insurance right before a hurricane. Good thing it's in Florida, so you won't have to wait long!
 
2022-12-02 12:36:06 PM  

foo monkey: My sister used to live in a neighborhood where every street had an innuendo name. Hers was Bushcock Lane.  I think there was a Flower Rod and Brown Path, as well. Eventually we just started calling the streets things like, "Penis Vagina" or "Butt Stuff Road."  I think my elementary school-aged kids were confused.


This place is on a street that was most likely named after the founder of the badcock furniture store chain.

It is however, in mulberry florida.
Unless you like brain damaged magats, you don't want to live there.
 
2022-12-02 12:36:08 PM  
Badcock, Badcock
Whatchu gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when we cum for you?
 
2022-12-02 12:37:02 PM  
Little power washing, some fresh paint, maybe a fuel air bomb and it will be ready to go.
 
2022-12-02 12:37:22 PM  

markie_farkie: One word:  Termites.

RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM THAT PLACE!


Anyone buying that wreck is almost certainly buying it to bulldoze and build a new house on the land.
 
2022-12-02 12:39:24 PM  

The Yattering: A coworker of mine lives on Shinnecock ("shin-a-cock) Avenue, named for the indigenous tribe. People from far away, like telemarketers, always call it Shiny Cock Avenue.

" very good sir. Do you still live on Shiny Cock?"


i.gifer.comView Full Size
 
2022-12-02 12:41:17 PM  
Why yass eye live on Bad Cock Lane whah are yew laffin?
 
2022-12-02 12:41:25 PM  
Sorry, this is as close as I could get to the street name.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-02 12:41:43 PM  

nytmare: What does "cash only" mean? Is that a euphemism for "renovation flippers only"?


It means no contingencies, you put all the money down when you close, regardless of whether a bank has decided to give you a mortgage.

It's not a terrible price for the land, which is what you are paying for, but it's the middle of nowhere, and the map view is more water than land, so good luck keeping that house from flooding out over the next two decades.
 
2022-12-02 12:45:17 PM  
Too much bad. Not enough cock.
 
2022-12-02 12:45:43 PM  
Wouldn't want a street that has a reputation for badcock.  Can imagine moving there and losing the mojo right away.  Surely all the women on that block are frustrated.
 
2022-12-02 12:46:59 PM  
Look it's a street no one really wants to go down, but sometimes it gets lonely...
 
2022-12-02 12:47:50 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-02 12:48:09 PM  

nytmare: What does "cash only" mean? Is that a euphemism for "renovation flippers only"?


It's a candidate for demolition. Once it was a nice house, but those brick piers are crumbling and a lot of the wood looks rotten.
 
2022-12-02 12:49:00 PM  
Looks like it may have been a nice house when it was built. Ah, well.
 
2022-12-02 12:49:36 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size


/my own was so bad it turned into a pussy
//now it's even badder
///three
 
2022-12-02 12:51:57 PM  
Reminds me of Fletch's mansion from Fletch Lives. Pass.
 
2022-12-02 12:52:01 PM  
I wouldn't do that with a stunt ... well you know the rest.
 
2022-12-02 12:57:02 PM  
 
Fark user imageView Full Size

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-12-02 12:57:03 PM  
208, haha!
 
2022-12-02 12:58:02 PM  
In college I had an apartment on Dicks St.

When I was setting up the utilites the woman at one that I talked to asked me the address and I responded with "123 Dicks St. Apt A"
"Did you say Dixson St.?"
"No, Dicks. As in the male appendage."

She laughed for about 10 seconds straight. Then had to regain her composure. She giggled a couple times after that before the call ended.

/Apartment was a shiathole
//Neigbhors were cute
/// Yes that's spelled correctly
 
2022-12-02 1:04:09 PM  

fat boy: Looks like they had it listed in May for $398,000

Floriduh school ratings...

2/10
Purcell Elementary School
Grades: PK-5
Distance: 0.1 mi
4/10
Mulberry Middle School
Grades: 6-8
Distance: 0.6 mi
3/10
Mulberry Senior High School
Grades: 9-12
Distance: 0.7 mi


And just think, those scores are compared to other Floriduh schools. Jesus.
 
2022-12-02 1:07:25 PM  

New Rising Sun: The back part has been sitting partially (de)constructed for at least three years.  Bonus potential sewer work being done.

[Fark user image image 655x329]

Taking a google streets "drive" around the area, that asking price is lol-able.


But its near the phosphate museum
 
2022-12-02 1:10:17 PM  
Chris and Snoop better move those bodies.
 
2022-12-02 1:10:30 PM  
Take it apart sorting the wood.
Clear the new hookups for utilities.
Pour wide footed concrete forms to hold up the new structure.
Build as good as you can with all the wood and nails you pulled.
Paint it.
Sell it to someone who wants to live in Florida
 
2022-12-02 1:11:30 PM  

gameshowhost: 208, haha!


Omg, you're right! Hilarious!
 
2022-12-02 1:14:50 PM  

drewsclues: gameshowhost: 208, haha!

Omg, you're right! Hilarious!


I know, right? It took me a while but I got it!
 
2022-12-02 1:16:03 PM  
The Google Street View shows the "before hurricane" version.
 
2022-12-02 1:16:09 PM  
Yes I do Subby, yes I do.
 
2022-12-02 1:17:42 PM  
At this point better to torch the place and start over.
 
2022-12-02 1:21:27 PM  
Kinda small, at 2.358 square feet. About size of a little dolls house
 
Displayed 50 of 80 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.