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(MLive.com)   So Mr. Michigan Prosecutor, why did you wait 7 weeks to issue a felony weapons charge on a Michigan player, when it took just 1 day to charge an Eastern Michigan player for the same thing? Prosecutor: GO BLUE   (mlive.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan, Concealed carry in the United States, Michigan, American football positions, felony weapons charge, Ypsilanti, Michigan, Metro Detroit  
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2022-12-02 11:30:11 AM  
It's a cult
Really
 
2022-12-02 11:47:12 AM  
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2022-12-02 12:37:51 PM  
Okay so now ❌ichigan has to forfeit their season and tOSU wins retroactively.
 
2022-12-02 1:54:19 PM  

null: Okay so now ❌ichigan has to forfeit their season and tOSU wins retroactively.


No. Because you do this du❌b thing.

OSU should get the Rose Bowl and be happy.
 
2022-12-02 2:00:18 PM  
I read both articles and I cannot understand why one was booked into jail, the other released. Any insight into that one?
 
2022-12-02 2:19:32 PM  
Why have a corrupt society if you can't use it the way you want to?

Becoming more like the SEC every day.
 
2022-12-02 2:20:02 PM  
SPORTSBALL.  More important than anything else.
 
2022-12-02 2:36:14 PM  
I'd rather lose while being the definitions of class and transparency than sacrifice my integrity by covering things up like a true Michigan Man™.
 
2022-12-02 3:30:24 PM  

WoodyHayes: I'd rather lose while being the definitions of class and transparency than sacrifice my integrity by covering things up like a true Michigan Man™.


Gym Jordan, a stain on tOSU.
 
2022-12-02 3:59:33 PM  

jayphat: I read both articles and I cannot understand why one was booked into jail, the other released. Any insight into that one?


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Immediately arrested, booked, and a night in jail.

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Seven months till any arrest, no time served (yet).

Honestly, not what I was expecting.  Normally DAs are above the law, but he might get some (mild) push back from this.
 
2022-12-02 4:04:28 PM  
The infuriating thing about this is that if Mazi Smith had been arrested/put in jail/paid the fine/whatever and missed the Indiana game accordingly back in September then all of this shait would have been over with by now.

That Washtenaw prosecutor should be punished.
 
2022-12-02 4:44:37 PM  

Cajnik: null: Okay so now ❌ichigan has to forfeit their season and tOSU wins retroactively.

No. Because you do this du❌b thing.

OSU should get the Rose Bowl and be happy.


OSU still may legitimately make the playoffs.
 
2022-12-02 4:51:22 PM  

browneye: The infuriating thing about this is that if Mazi Smith had been arrested/put in jail/paid the fine/whatever and missed the Indiana game accordingly back in September then all of this shait would have been over with by now.

That Washtenaw prosecutor should be punished.


The article I read said that the fact that Mazi wasn't arrested meant that more investigation had to be performed to get to the point of prosecution. I couldn't tell if they were blaming the cops for making their job harder with a heaping helping of due diligence or that the reasons he wasn't arrested needed to be taken into account.

I also don't know enough to call BS here, which maybe it is. But that was the reason I read.
 
2022-12-02 4:52:46 PM  

null: WoodyHayes: I'd rather lose while being the definitions of class and transparency than sacrifice my integrity by covering things up like a true Michigan Man™.

Gym Jordan, a stain on tOSU.


I think Woody meant for a spit take (and it worked).
 
2022-12-02 10:03:11 PM  

jayphat: I read both articles and I cannot understand why one was booked into jail, the other released. Any insight into that one?


So they could claim that the guy who was released wasn't subject to the 24 hour charges pressed.

I mean, do you even college footbaw?
 
2022-12-02 10:04:12 PM  
Also...I'd like to see this same thing happen, but with the colleges being Alabama and Auburn. And then listen to the Paul Finebaum show afterward.
 
2022-12-02 10:05:03 PM  
Lastly, I don't even college footbaw.

Probably just projection on my part.
 
2022-12-03 12:10:25 AM  
Where did the DA go to college?
 
2022-12-03 6:23:28 AM  
I always thought the EMU Eagles shoulda been the EMU Ostriches.
 
2022-12-03 7:07:33 AM  
Someone didn't read the article
 
2022-12-03 7:59:41 AM  
Doing this right before the title game is an odd way of doing UM a favor.
 
2022-12-03 8:21:35 AM  

LL316: Doing this right before the title game is an odd way of doing UM a favor.


It's Perdon't. I could line up there and they would be fine. I'll bet there is a continuance until say late January or so.
 
2022-12-03 8:39:11 AM  

jayphat: I read both articles and I cannot understand why one was booked into jail, the other released. Any insight into that one?


The cops who stopped them made different judgement calls.
 
2022-12-03 8:41:10 AM  

CoonAce: I always thought the EMU Eagles shoulda been the EMU Ostriches.


Not the Emus?
 
2022-12-03 8:41:45 AM  

browneye: The infuriating thing about this is that if Mazi Smith had been arrested/put in jail/paid the fine/whatever and missed the Indiana game accordingly back in September then all of this shait would have been over with by now.

That Washtenaw prosecutor should be punished.


Read the article. I know we don't actually do that around here but definitely read the article this time.
 
2022-12-03 10:24:51 AM  

meanmutton: browneye: The infuriating thing about this is that if Mazi Smith had been arrested/put in jail/paid the fine/whatever and missed the Indiana game accordingly back in September then all of this shait would have been over with by now.

That Washtenaw prosecutor should be punished.

Read the article. I know we don't actually do that around here but definitely read the article this time.


I did. It still smells of favoritism toward U of M. And I am a U of M fan.
 
2022-12-03 6:26:47 PM  
Smith had better hair.
 
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