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(New Musical Express)   Elton John will headline Glastonbury 2023, zero hour 9AM   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Glastonbury Festival, Elton John, Michael Eavis, Glastonbury co-organiser Emily Eavis, Pyramid Stage, The Who, Lily Allen, bill-topping show  
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2022-12-02 2:17:18 PM  
4 votes:

Walker: Ask Cher, The Who, and Kiss about their "Farewell tours".

KISS' tour is 100% a farewell tour, it's just scheduled through the heat death of the universe. Cher has a brunch show the day following.
2022-12-02 11:38:02 AM  
2 votes:

CarnySaur: johnny_vegas: CarnySaur: It's at 9AM to appease his geriatric fans.

*shrug* I loved his concert in San Diego last month

I watched the concert that Disney+ streamed from Dodger Stadium.  It was a good show, though it seemed like he spent the first half of it hitching up his pants.  Great guest performances too.

If he had worn his Donald Duck costume, there would have been no need to wear pants.

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2022-12-02 10:28:25 AM  
1 vote:
Let me make sure I've got this right is this the final UK show of his last ever tour?
The article only mentioned it five times so I'm a little unsure.
2022-12-02 11:30:56 AM  
1 vote:

CarnySaur: though it seemed like he spent the first half of it hitching up his pants.

lol, I agree!   Reminded me of my dad in his later years!!
2022-12-02 2:20:59 PM  
1 vote:
So, I looked at every Entertainment Tab headline from so far today.  There are lots of names mentioned in the headlines, and Elton John is the only one I even sort of recognize.

I think this says something bad about how young and hip I no longer am.

/It'll happen to YOU!

Skids: A once-married gay recovering drug addict. He's just like Bowie!!

I think he's a good farked up guy like the rest of us, and he puts on a good show.

Perhaps the most shocking thing I ever learned about Bowie was that he wasn't gay.

/He was more likely to be bi.
//He said that he was, but he said a lot of things, and figuring out which were Bowie and which were Ziggy Stardust and which were just nonsense was tricky.  He had a lot of affairs with women, though.
2022-12-02 5:32:20 PM  
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