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(BBC-US)   Biden ready to hit the road and personally end the Putin malarkey   (bbc.com) divider line
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2022-12-02 1:16:38 PM  
So their opening offer is that they get to keep the 4 Oblasts they say they stole fair and square, along with Crimea (which they stole earlier) and Ukraine quits kicking their ass?

Well, can't get what you don't ask for, but at the same time:

Fark off Vlad, and go change those soil pants.
 
2022-12-02 6:22:45 PM  
How about "no". Does "no" work for you?
 
2022-12-02 6:23:05 PM  
Nine months into its invasion, it has lost more than half the land it seized.

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/Putin is overestimating the strength of his position
//so very Russian
 
2022-12-02 6:23:12 PM  
Pootin's bound to be shiattin' himself.
 
2022-12-02 6:24:25 PM  
I would pay a lot of money to see Biden and Putin engage in hand to hand combat to settle this. Then if Putin wins, he is arrested for crimes against humanity and everything continues without him.
 
2022-12-02 6:25:17 PM  
The cold weather is going to destroy what remains of russia's trucks.  No trucks, no resupply of anything not within 20km of a railhead.
 
2022-12-02 6:27:35 PM  
Russia right now is like watching Republicans running a small Southern state.

The Kremlin said it was open to negotiations, but not on the West's demand to pull out of Ukraine.

How can they not understand that leaving Ukraine is just the beginning and the only acceptable action? You see Vlad, first you GTFO, and then we start talking about how you're going to make this right.

Russia illegally annexed four Ukrainian regions at the end of September, without controlling any of them.

Did they bring a flag?

Nine months into its invasion, it has lost more than half the land it seized.

But they still not only want to claim that it's still theirs but they want everyone else to agree? I can't tell if that's gigantic balls or just plain crazy.
 
2022-12-02 6:31:42 PM  
The Kremlin said it was open to negotiations, but not on the West's demand to pull out of Ukraine.

The West isn't demanding anything. Those are UKRAINE'S demands.

So sit down at the table and acknowledge the actual country that's kicking your ass for once.
 
2022-12-02 6:36:08 PM  
This won't end until Ukraine has taken back the 5 areas Russia thinks are now Russian AND Russia agrees to turn over its officers and leadership for war crimes tribunals AND Russia agrees to reparations to fully remunerate Ukrainian losses.

The sooner the better.  Give Ukraine Patriots, as many ATACMS as they can fire, some F-16s and Abrams and ANYTHING else that gets this over faster so that fewer Ukrainians die.
 
2022-12-02 6:42:42 PM  
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2022-12-02 6:43:11 PM  
Maybe Russia can get farked and die in a fire or a frozen farking snowbank.
 
2022-12-02 6:43:46 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: The cold weather is going to destroy what remains of russia's trucks.  No trucks, no resupply of anything not within 20km of a railhead.


I meant to ask a question like that in the daily war thread.  Isn't winter going to destroy the already tenuous supply lines of Russia?  They can't keep their "soldiers" armed and fed during the Summer and Fall, what's going to happen when Winter actually sets in?
 
2022-12-02 6:45:30 PM  

TommyDeuce: So their opening offer is that they get to keep the 4 Oblasts they say they stole fair and square, along with Crimea (which they stole earlier) and Ukraine quits kicking their ass?

Well, can't get what you don't ask for, but at the same time:

Fark off Vlad, and go change those soil pants.


Counteroffer: Russia keeps Moscow.
 
2022-12-02 6:45:41 PM  
Go put your foot in Putin's ass, Uncle Joe!
 
2022-12-02 6:47:22 PM  
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2022-12-02 6:50:15 PM  
Hahahaha.. no. You'll get nothing and like it!
 
2022-12-02 6:54:01 PM  
How about instead, Putin gives up all of the land it stole, including Crimea, and in return, the West weakens the sanctions a bit? If they're feeling generous, maybe NATO can not demand that Putin step down and face trial at the Hague.
 
2022-12-02 6:57:41 PM  
On second thought, perhaps Uncle Joe ought to defer to Red Foreman on this one...

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2022-12-02 6:58:48 PM  

LordJiro: How about instead, Putin gives up all of the land it stole, including Crimea, and in return, the West weakens the sanctions a bit? If they're feeling generous, maybe NATO can not demand that Putin step down and face trial at the Hague.


" Best I can do is settle for 10 trillion dollars , all lands , prisoners and kidnapped people returned and the complete de-arming of the russian state. No low balling, I know what I got " - Zelenskyy
 
2022-12-02 7:02:08 PM  

fragMasterFlash: On second thought, perhaps Uncle Joe ought to defer to Red Foreman on this one...

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2022-12-02 7:04:29 PM  

Tarl3k: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: The cold weather is going to destroy what remains of russia's trucks.  No trucks, no resupply of anything not within 20km of a railhead.

I meant to ask a question like that in the daily war thread.  Isn't winter going to destroy the already tenuous supply lines of Russia?  They can't keep their "soldiers" armed and fed during the Summer and Fall, what's going to happen when Winter actually sets in?


Unless there are severe blizzards that pile up the snow, cold weather will actually improve conditions off road.

I think it was Napoleon said (but I could easily be wrong) that Eastern Europe and Russia had only two seasons, Winter and Mud.
 
2022-12-02 7:12:38 PM  
Maybe Joe will get the Nobel Peace Prize and make TFG's head asplode.
 
2022-12-02 7:17:29 PM  
Yeah. Sure.
 
2022-12-02 7:20:30 PM  
Aw, Subby.  You could have said, "Putin end to the malarkey."  So close.  Sooooooo close and it's gone.
 
2022-12-02 7:25:06 PM  
It's like a meth head saying "Lemmee keep all this stuff I stole and then I'll come turn myself in".
 
2022-12-02 7:26:49 PM  
Topic: Ukraine war

Proglodyte Trumper: RAILROADS

/ there is no off topic threadjacking or professional trolls on Fark
 
2022-12-02 7:27:15 PM  
 "Oh, I forgot something , give me back the raccoon "

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2022-12-02 7:29:48 PM  
If he sells the Ukrainians out like the American people, have fun with that EU and the rest of NATO.
 
2022-12-02 7:30:37 PM  

SplittingAces: Topic: Ukraine war

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Remember when you were railroading Pramila Jayapal for saying that Joe Biden should be meeting with Putin to end the Ukrainian War? That was just about 5 weeks ago now?
 
2022-12-02 7:31:02 PM  

SplittingAces: Topic: Ukraine war

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Sometimes you are what your record says you are, and not the pundits who gloss over your faults to praise your strengths.
 
2022-12-02 7:31:14 PM  
It would be awesome if world leaders laughed out loud when a reporter asks them questions about Putin's demands. He's literally falling down and shiatting his pants. He's in rough shape. His invasion is an embarrassing failure. World leaders should openly mock him.

I just realized that I would make a really obnoxious world leader. Perhaps I should not run for office.
 
2022-12-02 7:32:41 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: If he sells the Ukrainians out like the American people, have fun with that EU and the rest of NATO.


Biden isn't president of Ukraine or King of NATO. Your lazy trolling is noted and laughed at.
 
2022-12-02 7:33:23 PM  

misanthropicsob: SplittingAces: Topic: Ukraine war

Proglodyte Trumper: RAILROADS

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Remember when you were railroading Pramila Jayapal for saying that Joe Biden should be meeting with Putin to end the Ukrainian War? That was just about 5 weeks ago now?


Now you're just lying. This is beyond pathetic.
 
2022-12-02 7:34:15 PM  

SplittingAces: Night Train to Wakanda: If he sells the Ukrainians out like the American people, have fun with that EU and the rest of NATO.

Biden isn't president of Ukraine or King of NATO. Your lazy trolling is noted and laughed at.


I'm sorry? Do you even know what you're talking about any more or just impulsively lashing out like a lunatic with a certain derangement syndrome?
 
2022-12-02 7:35:11 PM  
Now listen here cornpop.
 
2022-12-02 7:36:21 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: SplittingAces: Night Train to Wakanda: If he sells the Ukrainians out like the American people, have fun with that EU and the rest of NATO.

Biden isn't president of Ukraine or King of NATO. Your lazy trolling is noted and laughed at.

I'm sorry? Do you even know what you're talking about any more or just impulsively lashing out like a lunatic with a certain derangement syndrome?


Biden has no singular power to "sell out" Ukraine or NATO. If you're looking for derangement, find your nearest mirror.
 
2022-12-02 7:39:19 PM  
No, you cannot own the house when it is still occupied, and That you been spending the last 9 months trying to kill them, break in, freeze them, and drive them out
 
2022-12-02 7:40:50 PM  
Funny how Fark Proglodytes transfer pro-Russian foreign policy from Trump to Biden when they're not railing (so to speak) off topic.
 
2022-12-02 7:40:54 PM  

SplittingAces: misanthropicsob: SplittingAces: Topic: Ukraine war

Proglodyte Trumper: RAILROADS

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Remember when you were railroading Pramila Jayapal for saying that Joe Biden should be meeting with Putin to end the Ukrainian War? That was just about 5 weeks ago now?

Now you're just lying. This is beyond pathetic.


Oh, so you actually thought the progressives were correct when the letter they drafted calling for Joe Biden to seek an end to the war through diplomatic methods?
 
2022-12-02 7:41:28 PM  

SplittingAces: Topic: Ukraine war

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Report them for threadjacking anyway.
 
2022-12-02 7:41:32 PM  

hardinparamedic: Now listen here cornpop.


He was a bad dude.
 
2022-12-02 7:43:31 PM  

SplittingAces: Night Train to Wakanda: SplittingAces: Night Train to Wakanda: If he sells the Ukrainians out like the American people, have fun with that EU and the rest of NATO.

Biden isn't president of Ukraine or King of NATO. Your lazy trolling is noted and laughed at.

I'm sorry? Do you even know what you're talking about any more or just impulsively lashing out like a lunatic with a certain derangement syndrome?

Biden has no singular power to "sell out" Ukraine or NATO. If you're looking for derangement, find your nearest mirror.


Right. Because America has never unilaterally gone against NATO, or done anything in its self serving interests.
 
2022-12-02 7:44:28 PM  

misanthropicsob: SplittingAces: misanthropicsob: SplittingAces: Topic: Ukraine war

Proglodyte Trumper: RAILROADS

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Remember when you were railroading Pramila Jayapal for saying that Joe Biden should be meeting with Putin to end the Ukrainian War? That was just about 5 weeks ago now?

Now you're just lying. This is beyond pathetic.

Oh, so you actually thought the progressives were correct when the letter they drafted calling for Joe Biden to seek an end to the war through diplomatic methods?


I never spoke to that, five weeks ago or whenever. So now he's doing what progressives supposedly want, yet he still sucks? That's Peak Proglodyte right there.
 
2022-12-02 7:46:40 PM  
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2022-12-02 7:48:33 PM  

SplittingAces: hardinparamedic: Now listen here cornpop.

He was a bad dude.


He was a bad enough dude to take over the president.
 
2022-12-02 7:49:51 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: SplittingAces: Night Train to Wakanda: SplittingAces: Night Train to Wakanda: If he sells the Ukrainians out like the American people, have fun with that EU and the rest of NATO.

Biden isn't president of Ukraine or King of NATO. Your lazy trolling is noted and laughed at.

I'm sorry? Do you even know what you're talking about any more or just impulsively lashing out like a lunatic with a certain derangement syndrome?

Biden has no singular power to "sell out" Ukraine or NATO. If you're looking for derangement, find your nearest mirror.

Right. Because America has never unilaterally gone against NATO, or done anything in its self serving interests.


Feel free to demonstrate when Biden has done this. Meanwhile, your hero had lots of thoughts regarding NATO.
 
2022-12-02 7:50:41 PM  

hardinparamedic: SplittingAces: hardinparamedic: Now listen here cornpop.

He was a bad dude.

He was a bad enough dude to take over the president.


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2022-12-02 7:51:26 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: SplittingAces: Night Train to Wakanda: SplittingAces: Night Train to Wakanda: If he sells the Ukrainians out like the American people, have fun with that EU and the rest of NATO.

Biden isn't president of Ukraine or King of NATO. Your lazy trolling is noted and laughed at.

I'm sorry? Do you even know what you're talking about any more or just impulsively lashing out like a lunatic with a certain derangement syndrome?

Biden has no singular power to "sell out" Ukraine or NATO. If you're looking for derangement, find your nearest mirror.

Right. Because America has never unilaterally gone against NATO, or done anything in its self serving interests.


Ratnik the whatabouting vatnik, ladies and gentlemen! He's on at 3 and 11! Try the short ribs and borscht
 
2022-12-02 7:53:03 PM  

SplittingAces: misanthropicsob: SplittingAces: misanthropicsob: SplittingAces: Topic: Ukraine war

Proglodyte Trumper: RAILROADS

/ there is no off topic threadjacking or professional trolls on Fark

Remember when you were railroading Pramila Jayapal for saying that Joe Biden should be meeting with Putin to end the Ukrainian War? That was just about 5 weeks ago now?

Now you're just lying. This is beyond pathetic.

Oh, so you actually thought the progressives were correct when the letter they drafted calling for Joe Biden to seek an end to the war through diplomatic methods?

I never spoke to that, five weeks ago or whenever. So now he's doing what progressives supposedly want, yet he still sucks? That's Peak Proglodyte right there.


You never spoke oI'm that thread?

That's a lie.
 
2022-12-02 7:53:05 PM  
Potty pot looks like hammered dogshiat.

Biden should say no, we'll just wait for you to die and negotiate with your successor.
 
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