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(Twitter)   Merry, um, I don't know. And it's not even a Walmart   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-12-02 12:18:34 AM  
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2022-12-02 3:07:15 AM  
Weirdest boner...
 
2022-12-02 3:27:04 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Weirdest boner...


Did it grow three sizes?
 
2022-12-02 4:08:46 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Weirdest boner...


That's what the Grinch said.
 
2022-12-02 4:22:57 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Weirdest boner...


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Me too.
 
2022-12-02 4:35:10 AM  
She's gonna break an ankle in those shoes with that floor.
 
2022-12-02 4:43:25 AM  

optikeye: She's gonna break an ankle in those shoes with that floor.


she? Wouldn't surprised me if it's a he
 
2022-12-02 4:53:05 AM  
Amateur. Mtn Dew is the worst possible Slurpee flavor. Just because it matches your fur color doesn't mean it will taste good.

Nearby blue raspberry was the obvious choice. Both delicious and blue.
 
2022-12-02 5:04:41 AM  
Only in Walmart.
 
2022-12-02 5:09:56 AM  
Burn the store down. No telling how many of those got in there.
 
2022-12-02 5:14:51 AM  

phishrace: Amateur. Mtn Dew is the worst possible Slurpee flavor. Just because it matches your fur color doesn't mean it will taste good.

Nearby blue raspberry was the obvious choice. Both delicious and blue.


Yet tastes nothing like raspberry.
 
2022-12-02 5:15:17 AM  

phishrace: Amateur. Mtn Dew is the worst possible Slurpee flavor. Just because it matches your fur color doesn't mean it will taste good.

Nearby blue raspberry was the obvious choice. Both delicious and blue.


It's a little thing called co-ordination, look it up scrub.

/That person desperately needs to remember their Coco Chanel.
 
2022-12-02 5:18:16 AM  

optikeye: She's gonna break an ankle in those shoes with that floor.


Seriously....my ankles hurt just by looking at those boots.
 
2022-12-02 5:21:54 AM  
Cindy Lou is in the sled.
 
2022-12-02 5:29:09 AM  
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2022-12-02 5:41:06 AM  

Is_This_Us: phishrace: Amateur. Mtn Dew is the worst possible Slurpee flavor. Just because it matches your fur color doesn't mean it will taste good.

Nearby blue raspberry was the obvious choice. Both delicious and blue.

Yet tastes nothing like raspberry.


The flavor and color do not derive from any species of raspberry.[1][2] According to one expert, the flavor profile of raspberry was developed using "mostly esters of the banana, cherry, and pineapple variety."[2] Sugar is commonly used to create taste appeal for the blue raspberry flavoring.[2]
 
2022-12-02 5:43:45 AM  
This is what I wake up to?  I'm going back to bed.
 
2022-12-02 5:47:07 AM  

optikeye: She's gonna break an ankle in those shoes with that floor.


Nah.  Shoes like that are surprisingly stable.  The heel isn't nearly as tall as it looks thanks to the platform, and the structure of the shoe would make it stable without the tiny heel.
 
2022-12-02 5:48:14 AM  

BeerBear: optikeye: She's gonna break an ankle in those shoes with that floor.

she? Wouldn't surprised me if it's a he


I'm pretty sure you can refer to that person as a 'she' regardless of Gentelia, Girlfriend. (snap)
 
2022-12-02 5:49:51 AM  

wingedkat: optikeye: She's gonna break an ankle in those shoes with that floor.

Nah.  Shoes like that are surprisingly stable.  The heel isn't nearly as tall as it looks thanks to the platform, and the structure of the shoe would make it stable without the tiny heel.


Yeah...but you still end up walking like a water bird in a mud swamp to keep from tumping over.
 
2022-12-02 6:06:01 AM  
I want to be this person when I grow up.
 
2022-12-02 6:11:35 AM  
This reminds me of the purple chick from the German goth techno dancing under the bridge video.  Maybe Fark IS my personal erotica site!
 
2022-12-02 6:17:40 AM  
Sex Grinch
Isn't it nice
Luring Disco Dollies
To a life of vice

Deedle deet deedle
Deedle deet deedle

And my dumb chauffeur
 
2022-12-02 7:06:13 AM  

The_Sponge: optikeye: She's gonna break an ankle in those shoes with that floor.

Seriously....my ankles hurt just by looking at those boots.


Loosen your restraints.
 
2022-12-02 7:09:49 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Is_This_Us: phishrace: Amateur. Mtn Dew is the worst possible Slurpee flavor. Just because it matches your fur color doesn't mean it will taste good.

Nearby blue raspberry was the obvious choice. Both delicious and blue.

Yet tastes nothing like raspberry.

The flavor and color do not derive from any species of raspberry.[1][2] According to one expert, the flavor profile of raspberry was developed using "mostly esters of the banana, cherry, and pineapple variety."[2] Sugar is commonly used to create taste appeal for the blue raspberry flavoring.[2]


Urban legend has it the the blue color was a dye error in the manufacturing process for an ice cream truck frozen treat company in Los Angeles, during the 1960s. Some employee used the wrong dye on an entire batch of raspberry frozen pops and no one caught it until the last moment. The company ran with it, and the flavor/color was unexpectedly popular.
 
2022-12-02 7:17:15 AM  

UncleDirtNap: The_Sponge: optikeye: She's gonna break an ankle in those shoes with that floor.

Seriously....my ankles hurt just by looking at those boots.

Loosen your restraints.


I LOL'd....well played.
 
2022-12-02 7:18:37 AM  

Harlee: ArcadianRefugee: Is_This_Us: phishrace: Amateur. Mtn Dew is the worst possible Slurpee flavor. Just because it matches your fur color doesn't mean it will taste good.

Nearby blue raspberry was the obvious choice. Both delicious and blue.

Yet tastes nothing like raspberry.

The flavor and color do not derive from any species of raspberry.[1][2] According to one expert, the flavor profile of raspberry was developed using "mostly esters of the banana, cherry, and pineapple variety."[2] Sugar is commonly used to create taste appeal for the blue raspberry flavoring.[2]

Urban legend has it the the blue color was a dye error in the manufacturing process for an ice cream truck frozen treat company in Los Angeles, during the 1960s. Some employee used the wrong dye on an entire batch of raspberry frozen pops and no one caught it until the last moment. The company ran with it, and the flavor/color was unexpectedly popular.


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2022-12-02 7:36:19 AM  
See, now Fark would be all over them if it were a Gritty costume not a Grinch costume.
 
2022-12-02 7:39:28 AM  
The Grinch morphed into Karen? That's terrifying!
 
2022-12-02 7:47:17 AM  
Merry, um, I don't know.

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2022-12-02 8:00:36 AM  
That's just disgusting. Mixing slurpee flavors?
 
2022-12-02 8:07:06 AM  

Harlee: ArcadianRefugee: Is_This_Us: phishrace: Amateur. Mtn Dew is the worst possible Slurpee flavor. Just because it matches your fur color doesn't mean it will taste good.

Nearby blue raspberry was the obvious choice. Both delicious and blue.

Yet tastes nothing like raspberry.

The flavor and color do not derive from any species of raspberry.[1][2] According to one expert, the flavor profile of raspberry was developed using "mostly esters of the banana, cherry, and pineapple variety."[2] Sugar is commonly used to create taste appeal for the blue raspberry flavoring.[2]

Urban legend has it the the blue color was a dye error in the manufacturing process for an ice cream truck frozen treat company in Los Angeles, during the 1960s. Some employee used the wrong dye on an entire batch of raspberry frozen pops and no one caught it until the last moment. The company ran with it, and the flavor/color was unexpectedly popular.


More likely just to differentiate it from cherry. And strawberry. And watermelon. And....
 
2022-12-02 8:28:34 AM  

optikeye: wingedkat: optikeye: She's gonna break an ankle in those shoes with that floor.

Nah.  Shoes like that are surprisingly stable.  The heel isn't nearly as tall as it looks thanks to the platform, and the structure of the shoe would make it stable without the tiny heel.

Yeah...but you still end up walking like a water bird in a mud swamp to keep from tumping over.


Pfft only if you're a newb to wearing gothwear. And those boots cost waaaay more than somebody would pay just for a costume to wear for lulz.
 
2022-12-02 8:32:34 AM  
I did not know I needed sexy Grinch cosplay this morning, but it turns out I did.
 
2022-12-02 8:33:25 AM  
That looks really warm
 
2022-12-02 8:34:05 AM  
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2022-12-02 8:43:28 AM  

Ostman: phishrace: Amateur. Mtn Dew is the worst possible Slurpee flavor. Just because it matches your fur color doesn't mean it will taste good.

Nearby blue raspberry was the obvious choice. Both delicious and blue.

It's a little thing called co-ordination, look it up scrub.

/That person desperately needs to remember their Coco Chanel.


Which item would you take off?
 
2022-12-02 8:53:50 AM  
The Grinch meets Judas Priest.  You got another thing comin'.

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2022-12-02 8:57:20 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

JohnG_Doyle: Happy December 1st. https://t.co/mfxey7wMTd


Don't care, still have snow snow :P
 
2022-12-02 9:00:43 AM  

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A woman that can't pour drinks while holding a baby on her hip doesn't deserve kids.
 
2022-12-02 9:01:27 AM  
That's kowboykade in Los Angeles
https://www.tiktok.com/@kowboykade

also on Instagram
 
2022-12-02 9:28:31 AM  

Gramma: A woman that can't pour drinks while holding a baby on her hip doesn't deserve kids.


I often wonder what the backstory is on some of the photos I post. I think of some photos as a moment in time, captured. I'm sure like most photos, it was taken out of context. Not defending the mom or the kid or the fact they are drinking frozen liquid sugar, but yeah, I would like to know the what's, why's and how's.

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2022-12-02 9:38:40 AM  

steklo: Gramma: A woman that can't pour drinks while holding a baby on her hip doesn't deserve kids.

I often wonder what the backstory is on some of the photos I post. I think of some photos as a moment in time, captured. I'm sure like most photos, it was taken out of context. Not defending the mom or the kid or the fact they are drinking frozen liquid sugar, but yeah, I would like to know the what's, why's and how's.

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That's a dropped baby.

The other one was biatching at the smug kid.
 
2022-12-02 9:42:47 AM  

phishrace: Amateur. Mtn Dew is the worst possible Slurpee flavor. Just because it matches your fur color doesn't mean it will taste good.

Nearby blue raspberry was the obvious choice. Both delicious and blue.


Unsure about the Mountain Dew, but they are in front of the Blue Rocketberry dispenser(the flavour tied to Rocket League ) which I assume is just blue raspberry.

A different picture of the signage. Though it looks awful yellow in the dispenser here.
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2022-12-02 10:02:37 AM  

Rehab Is For Quitters: The Grinch meets Judas Priest.  You got another thing comin'.

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It's " you've got another THINK coming" Damn Germans...
 
2022-12-02 10:36:00 AM  
The WTF-ness is strong with this one.
 
2022-12-02 10:41:38 AM  

phishrace: Amateur. Mtn Dew is the worst possible Slurpee flavor. Just because it matches your fur color doesn't mean it will taste good.


Back in college for a while, I was drinking a Mountain Dew slushy in the morning... and then wondering why I was getting caffeine-withdrawal headaches in the afternoon.
 
2022-12-02 11:28:46 AM  
i'm love this image, it's a perfect example.

no mater how fringe niche edgy unique out there standing out from the crowd you imagined you were.
You were actually right smack dab in the middle of the bell, buying a big gulp slurpie from 7-11 like any other middle bell yahoo.


It's not what we can casually observe on the outside that measures who someone is, but what's in their heart/mind really.
Like take any single snap shot image from a college campus frat house party.
No matter how diverse the collection of people in the image may look, if they all agree that poor people should know their place, and trickle down economics is best, then their ain't no real diversity to be had there at all, that was just an illusion you might fall for if you didn't keep your critical thinking cap on tight.
 
2022-12-02 11:33:41 AM  
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2022-12-02 12:03:19 PM  
Are those video tapes in the background?
 
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