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(Fox News)   President Biden dares to serve people something other than McDonald's at State Dinner. Impeachment imminent   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2022-12-02 4:07:52 AM  
BIDEN BACKERS BRACE FOR HUNTER BIDEN REVELATIONS AHEAD OF GOP INVESTIGATIONS

LOL. If there were any of those to be had we would have heard them endlessly for two years now.
 
2022-12-02 4:53:29 AM  
Alt. headline: Biden brings GOP a platform plank at state dinner, Hunter brings laptop.
 
2022-12-02 4:56:38 AM  
BREAKING: A FLOCK OF HUNTER BIDEN"S LAPTOPs hiatS THE SOUTH TOWER
 
2022-12-02 4:59:03 AM  
Hunter is the new Benghazi.  I'm already sick of hearing his farking name.
 
2022-12-02 4:59:50 AM  
"Biden greeted GOP politicians with a smile, putting his thumbs in his ears, and wiggling his fingers, saying approximately 'neener neener motherfarkers,'" before inviting them in.
 
2022-12-02 5:11:54 AM  

edmo: BIDEN BACKERS BRACE FOR HUNTER BIDEN REVELATIONS AHEAD OF GOP INVESTIGATIONS

LOL. If there were any of those to be had we would have heard them endlessly for two years now.


LAPTOP FROM HELL!
He did drugs and had sex with multiple women! Not even underage women!
He got a job he probably didn't deserve because he was the son of someone important!

Truly the biggest political scandal in all of history.
 
2022-12-02 5:13:57 AM  
It did say Hunter IS already under investigation. It would put on a bad face if Joe did anything to bail him out, and I'd bet he wouldn't... because Democrats... ya know?

The real reason that Republicans want to "investigate" is for that sweet side money they love to be paid for sitting in a chair. Just like the committees they always seem to be in. That's why it's a penalty when they get booted.
 
2022-12-02 5:19:50 AM  
I'm convinced the endless committee investigations are going to tank the actual investigation into his taxes and foreign lobbying. Because it is far better for the GQP to have a highly visible house committee that produces no result than a quiet FBI or IRS investigation that nail him for his transgressions.
 
2022-12-02 5:22:07 AM  

olorin604: I'm convinced the endless committee investigations are going to tank the actual investigation into his taxes and foreign lobbying. Because it is far better for the GQP to have a highly visible house committee that produces no result than a quiet FBI or IRS investigation that nail him for his transgressions.


Why are the FBI or IRS giving up their investigations
 
2022-12-02 5:23:02 AM  
You'd think with all the 2a rhetoric the GOP would support hunters.

Alas...
 
2022-12-02 5:29:21 AM  

qorkfiend: olorin604: I'm convinced the endless committee investigations are going to tank the actual investigation into his taxes and foreign lobbying. Because it is far better for the GQP to have a highly visible house committee that produces no result than a quiet FBI or IRS investigation that nail him for his transgressions.

Why are the FBI or IRS giving up their investigations


I don't think they will stop, I just don't see the committee taking any consideration for the actual investigations, and could damage their ability to eventually bring charges.

The doj doesn't like to tip it's hands on investigations until they have all their ducks in a row, so no one knows what they actually know during depositions, the committee could blow that out of the water.

Maybe saying make the FBI/IRS investigations that much more difficult would be a more accurate statement.
 
2022-12-02 5:31:29 AM  
Hunter needs to go all 'John Wick' on the GOP. And with their endless bleating, no-one would believe it.
 
2022-12-02 5:33:44 AM  
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2022-12-02 5:34:08 AM  
So McCarthy dined with Hunter it sounds like. Awkward.

/ Things were likely not said.
 
2022-12-02 5:36:17 AM  
Stupidfux Nooz: "HE BROUGHT HIS SON HUNTER! HE'S A TRAITOR TO THE UNITED STATES! HUNTER IS THE WORST TRAITOR TO EVER LIVE! BENGHAZI! HILLARY! OBAMA! RAAAAAGH!"
 
2022-12-02 5:45:20 AM  
It's the grampa way : 

"I'm going to seat the two of you at this table. Enjoy your meal. feel free to talk about how you're going to make my son a national target of abuse."
 
2022-12-02 5:46:56 AM  
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I hate John Legend. I took a date to his concert and he said "if you don't get lucky after this show, I don't know what to tell you" and laughed. I didn't get lucky. I think about his laugh all the time. Fark John Legend.

/I took the wrong woman
 
2022-12-02 5:48:39 AM  
"butter-poached Maine lobster, beef with shallot marmalade, numerous types of American cheeses, orange chiffon cake, roasted, creme fraiche ice cream, and caviar"

I love roasted. I could eat that every day. Or was the cake roasted, because that might be extra delicious. Mmmm, roasted orange chiffon cake.
 
2022-12-02 5:52:12 AM  
In fact, according to the Daily Mail, McCarthy brushed off a question about any awkwardness attending the dinner with Hunter.
"I'm at a dinner with my mom so I'm going to have a great time," he told the publication.


Wtf? He brought his mommy as his date?
 
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2022-12-02 6:16:03 AM  
McDonald's wasn't served because he wasn't congratulating a college sports team.
 
2022-12-02 6:37:20 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image image 425x238]

I hate John Legend. I took a date to his concert and he said "if you don't get lucky after this show, I don't know what to tell you" and laughed. I didn't get lucky. I think about his laugh all the time. Fark John Legend.

/I took the wrong woman


You could have taken a bedsheet model!
 
2022-12-02 6:51:41 AM  
Trump showed Kid Rock classified documents to the point Kid Rock was all "Whoa... this seems highly illegal".

Kid freaking Rock.

Let that sink in.
 
2022-12-02 6:55:39 AM  

Jesus McSordid: "butter-poached Maine lobster, beef with shallot marmalade, numerous types of American cheeses, orange chiffon cake, roasted, creme fraiche ice cream, and caviar"

I love roasted. I could eat that every day. Or was the cake roasted, because that might be extra delicious. Mmmm, roasted orange chiffon cake.


I think it's the ice cream that was roasted. It's kind of like fried ice cream.
 
2022-12-02 7:01:35 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image image 425x238]

I hate John Legend. I took a date to his concert and he said "if you don't get lucky after this show, I don't know what to tell you" and laughed. I didn't get lucky. I think about his laugh all the time. Fark John Legend.

/I took the wrong woman


She got lucky, though.
 
2022-12-02 7:09:29 AM  
How the chocolate covered f*ck do you shoehorn in HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP into a story of how out of touch the President has to be to serve fancy stuff at the White House?

As a side note, I've known a few folks who've worked at the White House on the kitchen staff, and they run an amazing line there. Ready for damn near anything, with some amazing chefs, ready pretty much all the time, just in case. Their State dinners and even their regular fare is just sublime. And then you had Trump ordering out all the time...it just blows the mind.

You have world class chefs, and you want a hamberder, they'll make you one that is amazeballs, but nope, gotta get takeout. At least he wasn't a cottage cheese and ketchup kind of guy...
 
2022-12-02 7:13:25 AM  
Why did he invite GOP insurrectionist terrorists to the people's house?! This is worse than Obama's hip hop barbecue.
 
2022-12-02 7:14:39 AM  
A bounteous array of American Cheese was served.

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2022-12-02 7:15:13 AM  

fzumrk: Jesus McSordid: "butter-poached Maine lobster, beef with shallot marmalade, numerous types of American cheeses, orange chiffon cake, roasted, creme fraiche ice cream, and caviar"

I love roasted. I could eat that every day. Or was the cake roasted, because that might be extra delicious. Mmmm, roasted orange chiffon cake.

I think it's the ice cream that was roasted. It's kind of like fried ice cream.


Nope. Fox News left out the full description. It's roast pears with citrus sauce.
The also wrote "numerous types of artisanal cheeses" instead of "three" for some reason.
 
2022-12-02 7:20:09 AM  
I highly recommend the comments to anyone who doesn't have anything to do today and can start drinking early.
 
2022-12-02 7:21:52 AM  

hubiestubert: How the chocolate covered f*ck do you shoehorn in HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP into a story of how out of touch the President has to be to serve fancy stuff at the White House?


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2022-12-02 7:29:24 AM  
Incredible. I too have had my offspring present for nice dinners.
 
2022-12-02 7:30:04 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image image 425x238]

I hate John Legend. I took a date to his concert and he said "if you don't get lucky after this show, I don't know what to tell you" and laughed. I didn't get lucky. I think about his laugh all the time. Fark John Legend.

/I took the wrong woman

She got lucky, though.


Yes, she got a free concert. I learned an Xavier Renegade Angel lesson. It's better to be the likEE than the likER.

/ER er er
 
2022-12-02 7:39:10 AM  

hissatsu: edmo: BIDEN BACKERS BRACE FOR HUNTER BIDEN REVELATIONS AHEAD OF GOP INVESTIGATIONS

LOL. If there were any of those to be had we would have heard them endlessly for two years now.

LAPTOP FROM HELL!
He did drugs and had sex with multiple women! Not even underage women!
He got a job he probably didn't deserve because he was the son of someone important!

Truly the biggest political scandal in all of history.


MAN WHO WATCHED HIS MOTHER AND SISTER DIE IN FRONT OF HIM TURNS TO DRUGS TO COPE WITH TRAUMA!

Makes me farking sick!
 
2022-12-02 7:45:43 AM  

thatboyoverthere: hissatsu: edmo: BIDEN BACKERS BRACE FOR HUNTER BIDEN REVELATIONS AHEAD OF GOP INVESTIGATIONS

LOL. If there were any of those to be had we would have heard them endlessly for two years now.

LAPTOP FROM HELL!
He did drugs and had sex with multiple women! Not even underage women!
He got a job he probably didn't deserve because he was the son of someone important!

Truly the biggest political scandal in all of history.

MAN WHO WATCHED HIS MOTHER AND SISTER DIE IN FRONT OF HIM TURNS TO DRUGS TO COPE WITH TRAUMA!

Makes me farking sick!


Right?
 
2022-12-02 7:55:40 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image image 425x238]

I hate John Legend. I took a date to his concert and he said "if you don't get lucky after this show, I don't know what to tell you" and laughed. I didn't get lucky. I think about his laugh all the time. Fark John Legend.

/I took the wrong woman

She got lucky, though.

Yes, she got a free concert. I learned an Xavier Renegade Angel lesson. It's better to be the likEE than the likER.

/ER er er


You are starting to skeeve me out.
 
2022-12-02 8:09:46 AM  

edmo: BIDEN BACKERS BRACE FOR HUNTER BIDEN REVELATIONS AHEAD OF GOP INVESTIGATIONS

LOL. If there were any of those to be had we would have heard them endlessly for two years now.


And of there are wrongdoings on his part, IDGAF, throw him in prison. Don't mean shiat for Joe.
 
2022-12-02 8:23:43 AM  
The GOP is just mad that Hunter won't supply any coke and hookers for their orgies.
 
2022-12-02 8:31:27 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Why did he invite GOP insurrectionist terrorists to the people's house?! This is worse than Obama's hip hop barbecue.


With Common!  That thug monster!  I seriously LOLd when they went after him.
 
2022-12-02 8:32:33 AM  

NathanAllen: A bounteous array of American Cheese was served.

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2022-12-02 8:47:16 AM  
Heh, Biden be trollin'. Watch, he's going to bring Hunter to every social event from here on out...
 
2022-12-02 8:52:04 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image image 425x238]

I hate John Legend. I took a date to his concert and he said "if you don't get lucky after this show, I don't know what to tell you" and laughed. I didn't get lucky. I think about his laugh all the time. Fark John Legend.

/I took the wrong woman

You could have taken a bedsheet model!


WhoTF thought that "dress" was a good idea?
(and how much did she pay to look like she wore a comforter?)
 
2022-12-02 8:56:13 AM  
Shaaa... I bet they even got cutlery.

"Welcome to White House dinner! Just grab a greasy congealing-as-we-speak sandwich with your bare hands. My sons tell me a tuxedo makes a good napkin."
 
2022-12-02 9:18:55 AM  
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2022-12-02 10:00:19 AM  
Kevin McCarthy showed up with his mom.
 
2022-12-02 10:00:54 AM  
Hunter Biden attended the event along with Republican leaders who plan to launch an investigation into the tax affairs of the president's son

So *now* the Fascists Republicans want rich people to pay taxes.
 
2022-12-02 10:24:14 AM  
Im pretty sure serving Mc Donalds to the president of france is a declaration of war.
 
2022-12-02 10:33:05 AM  

here to help: Trump showed Kid Rock classified documents to the point Kid Rock was all "Whoa... this seems highly illegal".

Kid freaking Rock.

Let that sink in.


Showed them, and asked for KR's opinion on a national security matter.

I swear, every day under TFG's reign was "DAMAGE REPORT"
 
2022-12-02 10:34:42 AM  

jlee4677: The GOP is just mad that Hunter won't supply any coke and hookers for their orgies.


Hunter draws the line at underage sleepovers.
 
2022-12-02 10:51:18 AM  

LordJiro: BREAKING: A FLOCK OF HUNTER BIDEN"S LAPTOPs hiatS THE SOUTH TOWER


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Cool, but answer the f*cking question.
 
2022-12-02 10:54:11 AM  

Walker: LordJiro: BREAKING: A FLOCK OF HUNTER BIDEN"S LAPTOPs hiatS THE SOUTH TOWER

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Cool, but answer the f*cking question.


LOL he brought his mom to the dance!
 
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