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(Twitter)   We would like to begin this Dakota County mental health presentation. But first, THE PORN   (twitter.com) divider line
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3242 clicks; posted to Politics » on 02 Dec 2022 at 3:10 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-01 10:04:32 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-12-02 3:15:21 AM  
That's Crazy, man!
 
2022-12-02 3:15:33 AM  
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2022-12-02 3:17:03 AM  
We can clearly see their/they're nuts.

/works better as a spoken joke.
 
2022-12-02 3:18:21 AM  
Maybe Ye is onto something...
 
2022-12-02 3:19:42 AM  

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2022-12-02 3:22:24 AM  
Did somebody fix the cable...

...so the meeting could continue?
 
2022-12-02 3:27:48 AM  
It's suburban Minnesota.

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2022-12-02 3:29:34 AM  
I can't give an opinion without knowing more about the pornography in question.

This isn't just a cheeky way of requesting porn. I've seen what the 'I'm no prude, but' mob describe as being hardcore porn.

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2022-12-02 3:37:17 AM  
I find that porn helps keep me sane.
 
2022-12-02 3:39:11 AM  
Former Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch and tweet author Michael Brodkorb.
They got in hot water for an affair.
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I hope the porn wasn't the two of them, but I wouldn't rule it out.
 
2022-12-02 3:52:41 AM  
8=========================D
 
2022-12-02 3:57:53 AM  

jmsvrsn: Brodkorb


I know. I'll google it. But that seems like a most peculiar "name".
 
2022-12-02 4:10:24 AM  
Hardcore pornography was streamed onto multiple screens in the meeting room before the meeting started.

That sounds awful. Is there any link where we could view this filth? Just to understand fully how these people were traumatized.
 
2022-12-02 4:15:55 AM  
Did dude finish jerking off before he tweeted?
 
2022-12-02 4:18:19 AM  
Kids in the Hall: Presentation
Youtube CMKb-9l6R1A
 
2022-12-02 4:20:41 AM  

jmsvrsn: Former Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch and tweet author Michael Brodkorb.
They got in hot water for an affair.
[Fark user image image 850x544]
I hope the porn wasn't the two of them, but I wouldn't rule it out.


Well you just know how unrealistic porn is.  In the movie, Koch is a Republican and resigned and didnt seek reelection after she was caught in her affair.
Repubs don't do that in real life.
 
2022-12-02 4:22:12 AM  

jmsvrsn: Former Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch and tweet author Michael Brodkorb.
They got in hot water for an affair.
[Fark user image image 850x544]
I hope the porn wasn't the two of them, but I wouldn't rule it out.


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Two weeks.
 
2022-12-02 4:23:15 AM  

hissatsu: Hardcore pornography was streamed onto multiple screens in the meeting room before the meeting started.

That sounds awful. Is there any link where we could view this filth? Just to understand fully how these people were traumatized.


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2022-12-02 4:28:53 AM  
Isn't this where the NIMBY's are trying to block a group home development?
 
2022-12-02 4:39:39 AM  
Define "hardcore"?  Because I've seen some pretty raunchy porn.
 
2022-12-02 4:40:16 AM  

Another Government Employee: Isn't this where the NIMBY's are trying to block a group home development?


Does that narrow anything down??
 
2022-12-02 4:54:11 AM  

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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your... newsletter
 
2022-12-02 5:06:04 AM  
Right. "Hacked."
 
2022-12-02 5:16:47 AM  

Gordon Bennett: I've seen what the 'I'm no prude, but' mob describe as being hardcore porn.


Had a complaint at my library about the movie "Everything Everywhere All At Once." Patron called it "vulgar, should be rated X."

I reluctantly volunteered to review the film. For science.

No sex, no graphic nudity at all. Kind of a fun movie. In discussing it with colleagues, the fact that it is subtitled was considered the most objectionable aspect, so I put a Tipper Gore-style sticker on it: "WARNING!!! Contains Subtitles" and called it a day.

/yes, THREE exclamation points
//in red sharpie
///three!
 
2022-12-02 5:28:46 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Did dude finish jerking off before he tweeted?


He tweeted one-handed
 
2022-12-02 5:42:31 AM  
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2022-12-02 5:42:47 AM  
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2022-12-02 5:45:23 AM  

jmsvrsn: Former Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch and tweet author Michael Brodkorb.
They got in hot water for an affair.
[Fark user image 850x544]
I hope the porn wasn't the two of them, but I wouldn't rule it out.


She looks extremely Minnesotan.
 
2022-12-02 5:58:25 AM  
One attendee was asked for a comment.  "Best mental health presentation ever!!"
 
2022-12-02 5:58:51 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: jmsvrsn: Brodkorb

I know. I'll google it. But that seems like a most peculiar "name".


Bread basket is the literal translation in German and possibly Dutch
 
2022-12-02 6:04:13 AM  
This gives me hope. I spend way too much time in Zoom meetings with people who talk just to hear themselves. Zoom hackers, it doesn't have to be porn I'll take cat videos or even test patterns
 
2022-12-02 6:07:31 AM  
I hope it was gay porn.
:)
 
2022-12-02 6:43:49 AM  

FarkingChas: I hope it was gay porn.
:)


Fark is not you're personal erotica site.....but me too xD
 
2022-12-02 7:17:43 AM  
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2022-12-02 7:26:44 AM  
it does wonders for my mental health
 
2022-12-02 7:41:07 AM  

goatharper: Gordon Bennett: I've seen what the 'I'm no prude, but' mob describe as being hardcore porn.

Had a complaint at my library about the movie "Everything Everywhere All At Once." Patron called it "vulgar, should be rated X."

I reluctantly volunteered to review the film. For science.

No sex, no graphic nudity at all. Kind of a fun movie. In discussing it with colleagues, the fact that it is subtitled was considered the most objectionable aspect, so I put a Tipper Gore-style sticker on it: "WARNING!!! Contains Subtitles" and called it a day.

/yes, THREE exclamation points
//in red sharpie
///three!


so you missed the part with the dildos?
 
2022-12-02 7:45:54 AM  

KodosZardoz: I find that porn helps keep me sane.


Years ago I Farkied you as "Happy Masturbation Day" for reasons I no longer remember.

I'm please to see it's still paying dividends.

\wish someone would hijack my more tedious remote meetings sometime.
 
2022-12-02 8:08:29 AM  

Ishkur: [YouTube video: Kids in the Hall: Presentation]


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

/ Not really. Not really.
 
2022-12-02 8:32:33 AM  
Damnit Tifa, you need to stop this
 
2022-12-02 8:57:03 AM  
I've told the story too many times on these pages, but this happened at a company where I worked. Difference was, it was apparently some middle-level managers that were using work computers to share pitchers of nekkid wimminfolk. People got fired.
 
2022-12-02 9:09:15 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: jmsvrsn: Brodkorb

I know. I'll google it. But that seems like a most peculiar "name".


Read it first as "Broadknob"...which would make a good Twitter handle...BRB...
 
2022-12-02 9:24:51 AM  

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I wish that I could be elected President so that I could try to solve as many of the world's problems as possible. And so that I could give Chuck Tingle the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

/and so that I could take Rush Limbaugh's away
 
2022-12-02 10:06:33 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Did dude finish jerking off before he tweeted?


Jesus Christ, WhiskeySticks, there are just some things you do not mention in public
 
2022-12-02 10:07:29 AM  

Ishkur: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/CMKb-9l6R1A]


Please forgive the Zoom presenter. He's new.

We'll watch the presentation, THEN THE PORN.

Yes, like we usually do!
 
2022-12-02 10:40:51 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Define "hardcore"?  Because I've seen some pretty raunchy porn.


Straight sex, no step-anything in sight.
 
2022-12-02 10:51:02 AM  

Armchair_Invective: [i.etsystatic.com image 570x874]


Decent hips, too much make-up.
YMMV
 
2022-12-02 11:38:20 AM  

2wolves: Armchair_Invective: [i.etsystatic.com image 570x874]

Decent hips, too much make-up.
YMMV


You mean fake, photoshopped waist....
 
2022-12-02 11:57:57 AM  
Was it hot?
 
2022-12-02 12:51:20 PM  

Moroning: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Define "hardcore"?  Because I've seen some pretty raunchy porn.

Straight sex, no step-anything in sight.


'hardcore' for most people = extended shots of plug-in-socket with the occasional people's faces
 
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