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(Yahoo)   Deshaun Watson: Let's not bicker and argue about who sexually assaulted who   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line
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628 clicks; posted to Sports » on 02 Dec 2022 at 2:20 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2022-12-02 1:47:03 AM  
"How hard can it be?"

"Don't SAY that..!"
 
ltdanman44
2022-12-02 2:53:26 AM  
punishment has been served.  he's square with the house.
 
WhiskeySticks
2022-12-02 3:08:08 AM  

ltdanman44: punishment has been served.  he's square with the house.


"Massage $9.99"
"Oh, crap!"
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2022-12-02 3:31:54 AM  
farking creep.
 
darth sunshine
2022-12-02 4:33:15 AM  
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knbwhite
2022-12-02 6:08:04 AM  
I haven't and won't watch a single Browns game. They'll understand a big ratings hiat.
 
Summoner101
2022-12-02 6:17:56 AM  
Until he gets caught sexually assaulting someone else, that is.  He hasn't learned anything.
 
Stud Gerbil
2022-12-02 6:51:29 AM  
Does this mean he's following the advice of his attorney?   That would be the first smart thing he's ever done.
 
UNC_Samurai
2022-12-02 8:02:48 AM  
I still want a thorough investigation of his time at Clemson.  These behaviors don't develop overnight, they emerge from years of power imbalances and being insulated from consequences.
 
Rapmaster2000 [TotalFark]
2022-12-02 9:02:31 AM  

UNC_Samurai: I still want a thorough investigation of his time at Clemson.  These behaviors don't develop overnight, they emerge from years of power imbalances and being insulated from consequences.


And Dabo will find some way to make it about how nobody respects poor Clemson.
 
GypsyJoker [TotalFark]
2022-12-02 9:12:19 AM  
fark Deshaun Watson and everyone who roots for him.

(And I say that as someone who was impressed with his demeanor early in his career: donating game checks to people who'd lost their homes, explaining plays and concepts to female reporters as if they were as knowledgeable as their male peers [because they were, and he respectfully treated them as such], etc.)
 
Incog_Neeto
2022-12-02 9:28:57 AM  
What's the point of being rich and famous if you can't get in a free rape now and again?
 
JAGChem82
2022-12-02 9:34:05 AM  

UNC_Samurai: I still want a thorough investigation of his time at Clemson.  These behaviors don't develop overnight, they emerge from years of power imbalances and being insulated from consequences.


If I Did It Part 2 - Deshaun Watson, with a foreword by Dabo Swinney.
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2022-12-02 10:36:33 AM  
I hope this is Philly fans throwing batteries or Raider fans throwing bullets level uncomfortable for him. And the McNair family covers any fines for late hits on him.
 
Straight Outta Wells Branch
2022-12-02 10:56:49 AM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: I hope this is Philly fans throwing batteries or Raider fans throwing bullets level uncomfortable for him. And the McNair family covers any fines for late hits on him.


More likely than not, no one shows up. And in a weird way, I think that would be the perfect outcome.

Texans-Browns play in an empty stadium. No cheers, no boos, nothing except for sound of karma as Deshaun Watson suffers a Theismann-level injury, bones shattering, echoing and reverberating through the emptiness.

It will be for the players, coaches, refs and most certainly Deshaun Watson to only hear. The sound of karma snapping a human limb like a twig in a tornado.

For him, to exit the field to nothing except that sound of bone breaking echoing forever in his head.

I will never root for an injury, and certainly nothing as gruesome as described. But for Deshaun Watson, I will make an exception.
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-02 11:30:00 AM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: I hope this is Philly fans throwing batteries or Raider fans throwing bullets level uncomfortable for him. And the McNair family covers any fines for late hits on him.


And their defense also blatantly attempts to end his career.

/will also settle for T.J. Watt personally ending him
//also believe the entire Commonwealth of Pennsylvania would chip in to pay that fine
 
anotherluser
2022-12-02 12:06:39 PM  
The Bengals should bring back Burfict for 1 game.
 
meanmutton
2022-12-02 1:12:11 PM  

bluorangefyre: Ken VeryBigLiar: I hope this is Philly fans throwing batteries or Raider fans throwing bullets level uncomfortable for him. And the McNair family covers any fines for late hits on him.

And their defense also blatantly attempts to end his career.

/will also settle for T.J. Watt personally ending him
//also believe the entire Commonwealth of Pennsylvania would chip in to pay that fine


Half the Commonwealth had no problems rooting for a serial rapist as quarterback of the Steelers for a couple decades.
 
dlatino3
2022-12-02 1:35:59 PM  

meanmutton: bluorangefyre: Ken VeryBigLiar: I hope this is Philly fans throwing batteries or Raider fans throwing bullets level uncomfortable for him. And the McNair family covers any fines for late hits on him.

And their defense also blatantly attempts to end his career.

/will also settle for T.J. Watt personally ending him
//also believe the entire Commonwealth of Pennsylvania would chip in to pay that fine

Half the Commonwealth had no problems rooting for a serial rapist as quarterback of the Steelers for a couple decades.


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Cokezeroinacan
2022-12-02 1:44:22 PM  
Nobody wants to talk about the millions of sexual assaults he didn't commit.
 
drewogatory
2022-12-02 2:30:39 PM  
More likely than not, no one shows up. And in a weird way, I think that would be the perfect outcome.

LOL, if you think Cleveland fans won't rally behind this guy.
 
wyldkard
2022-12-02 6:24:16 PM  
I haven't really been following this guy. Can anyone tell me where Deshaun Watson lies on a scale of 0 to R Kelly?
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-02 6:32:57 PM  

meanmutton: bluorangefyre: Ken VeryBigLiar: I hope this is Philly fans throwing batteries or Raider fans throwing bullets level uncomfortable for him. And the McNair family covers any fines for late hits on him.

And their defense also blatantly attempts to end his career.

/will also settle for T.J. Watt personally ending him
//also believe the entire Commonwealth of Pennsylvania would chip in to pay that fine

Half the Commonwealth had no problems rooting for a serial rapist as quarterback of the Steelers for a couple decades.


Then there's me, who very loudly wanted that man off the roster no matter how good he was.  I literally cheered the day in 2019 they said he was done for the year, and I'd hoped it was a career ending injury.
 
soupafi
2022-12-02 7:30:48 PM  
You sick fark
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-12-02 9:02:40 PM  
when 10 of his accusers will reportedly be watching the game from a suite.

WTF? Why would the women even want to do this? So when he lights it up they can be pissed that the man that abused them is having success and getting pats on the head and slaps on the ass?

Sorry...I may have gone too far.
 
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